Tuesday, July 22, 2008

DUmmies Threaten Violence If Obama Loses

Look for hordes of DUmmies to be smashing pizza cartons against their heads this November if their beloved Obama loses. An election loss this year will affect them much more than a mere mental meltdown. In 2004 we were greatly entertained when the DUmmies in the midst of their Kerry loss meltdown did a virtual "stand up" and revealed their real names like a bunch of Drama Queens. However, this year the DUmmies have threatened violence as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Why aren’t we in the streets?" Yeah, yeah, they put up a good TALK about violence but when push comes to shove, they won't wander far from their computers which means smashing those empty pizza cartons against their empty skulls. However, it is interesting to watch them act like a bunch of sore loser crybabies before the election even takes place. My guess is there will be some laughable violence (look for a big sale on Guy Fawkes costumes) followed by a thumb sucking numbness while assuming the fetal position. An election loss this year, unlike previous years, is something that the DUmmies will NOT be able to recover from. So let us now watch the "brave" DUmmie threaten violence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many empty pizza cartons a DUmmie can smash with a single karate chop, is in the [barackets]:

Why aren’t we in the streets?

[Because you are too hypnotized by the warm glow of your computer screen.]

I know we are a civilized country and have a system to make things right when our government goes off track. We tried that and the people we thought were finally listening to us are now telling us to just shut up. We gave Nancy Pelosi all the clout she need to fix things and she tells us our constitution is off the table.

[And your sanity is off the wall.]

I’m not a young man. To many I am a pillar of the community, a professional, a business owner, family man, a veteran and a Rotarian for God’s sake, but I’ve had it with a system that refuses to work like it is supposed to. I’ve had it with a nation that will deny my sons all the things I was promised when I entered the “real world”. I have finally reached the conclusion that even the middle class is nothing but a pool of dupes for a cynical power elite that now believes even we are no longer necessary.

[Cried the DUmmie into his diaper.]

I’m sick of a country that has devalued the individual and put a complete idiot in its highest office and kept him there for the better part of a critical decade. I’m sick of a country led by an imbecile who takes a healthy chunk of every dollar I earn and gives it to his crony partners in an illegal, immoral, all consuming war of convenience and then taunts us with the imminence of his next strategic blunder.

[Which crony partners? Of course, the DUmmie provides NO specifics.]

I still have a few drops of hope in my tank thanks to an improbable young presidential candidate. I’m willing to give our vaunted democracy one last chance to prove itself. For the next few months, I’ll give it all I have left. If we cannot pull this country out of its death spiral by electing the president the world hopes we will, I will have nothing left to lose. If we can’t pull this off, all bets are off.

[Yup. This is definitely a threat of violence if their beloved Obama loses. And DUmmie FightingIrish isn't the only one. Let us now watch the rest of the DUmmie choir chime in...]

International financial interests are destroying our country. The U.S. government is going along with it. See ya on the street, pal.

[B.Y.O.P.. Bring Your Own Pizza.]

Yep - pretty soon, many of us may be living on those streets
The fatcats won't care. Just more cheap day labor for them.

[Which bridge will you be living under so I will know where to go to find cheap day labor to clean out my toilet?]

I couldn't agree with you more, comrade. I've got one revolution left...that's it. Ironically, it's not just me. If we don't pull this off, we're all done.

[Medium or rare?]

Yep. It is all or nothing at this point.

[Proclaimed the DUmmie from behind his pizza carton barricade.]

am so sick of the lies and games and BULLSHIT that those people throw at us on a daily basis. I HATE HATE HATE what they are doing to us and to the world. I HATE how they have guaranteed a hard life for my grandchildren. I HATE that moronic asshole who pretends to be President. I can't believe how fascist my country has become. If Obama isn't president next January, we'd BETTER be in the streets. Revolution may be the only remedy we have left...

[I hope they set up bleachers in those streets so we can be comfortable while watching your street comedy theater.]

Their ranks would get filled with counterspies and agents provocateurs.


I thought that this summer when the schools let out, we would see some action. But no, it hasn't happened. The only thing that I can think of, is there is no draft of young people to be sent off to die. By privatizing the military the rethugs have figured out what did them in back during the Nam. I can't blame this on young people entirely, none of us have been up to the task. I believe the best first step could be a campaign to put signs in front of our houses declaring our support of impeachment. I know it gets attention, because he number of key scratches on my old fully "signed" car have increased since the signs went on.

[But..but what about all those MTV ads in 2004 that practically guaranteed a draft if the EVIL Bush were re-elected?]

People are responding to getting change...ANY change...we're all suffocating.

[Your brain is on life support.]

the more we stay silent the more they get away with.
we need them to be afraid of us, not the other way around. when that net starts pulling in innocent citizens is when the shit is going to hit the fan.

[So far all you have managed to accomplish is to make us LAUGH at you.]

we need V masks.

[Remember, remember, the Fifth of November... Which, coincidentally, is also Election Day this year.]

I proposed a six million people march, last week.

[You would be lucky if even six DUmmies showed up. DUAC! DUAC!]

Fear. It has a hold on people far more than they realize.

[So far you have only inspired laughter.]

maybe a million people stomping around and around in a circle around the WH would cause it to sink into the bowels of the earth.

[A DUmmie proposing that they all become circle jerks.]

What is with us today that we just sit home in front of our keyboards and respond in writing?



Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

While a Leftist (attempt at a) revolution would be a marvelous opportunity for varmint hunting, it'll never happen.

The information age may have made people more politically aware and polarized, but it has also lead to a stuck-to-the nipple effect which gives them the illusion of accomplishing something with their sad internet rants while simultaneously ensuring they don't do a damned thing that matters "IRL" because it would sever that connection to the electronic teat (And just as well, since once that tie was broken, they'd find themselves isolated, outnumbered, and vastly out-gunned).

10:40 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Agree with dumbass tanker.
Would LOVE the opportunity for a little "hippie weeding", but it will never happen...

"Fear. It has a hold on people far more than they realize."

...As does "laziness" and "apathy".

Come on, "comrades", start your "revolution" already... the idiotic Guy Fawkes masks should make it as satisfying as a game of whack-a-mole.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Must be tough to live in the world they imagine.

Economic downturns followed by upswings are as regular and unpredictable as thunderstorms. Get used to it, it's just the way things work.

That these whiners haven't been put in charge, given control, and allowed to subjugate us all is merely an expression of the wisdom of the mass of Americans who don't agree with them. Get used to it, it's just the way things work.

Obama? I find him slippery, slimy, unprincipled and grossly inexperienced. I do not trust him, and I will not vote for him. See? I have a choice!

McCain? He's not everything I want in a candidate, but easily wins out in the 'lesser of two evils' contest, and will get my vote.

As for congress? The dems are such incredible licksphincters and imbeciles, I will hold my nose and vote straight republican.

But no one is getting any money from me. Not one of the current slurry of candidates is worth a nickel.

These characters and their "take it to the streets" -rubbish are a pack of spoiled children. When the votes are counted... that's it. All the wheeling, signage, plaster heads and chanting aren't worth a bucket of spit.

Get used to it, it's just the way things work.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I'm shocked it took the Moonbats this long to decide that if the Obamassiah isn't ordained, they're going to riot in the streets.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"I thought that this summer when the schools let out, we would see some action. But no, it hasn't happened."

So, you thought that a revolution was going to occur, that the students would rise up and toss out the government? Dude, the 60's are OVER and you guys LOST the "revolution."

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By privatizing the military the rethugs have figured out what did them in back during the Nam.

Is he referring to Johnson's War? I don't know how many times I've had to inform ignorant leftists that KENNEDY put us in Vietnam, JOHNSON (A DEMOCRAT) escalated it, and NIXON began Vietnamization and ended the draft.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

Actually, Eisenhower was the first to send special forces into Nam, but a couple dozen then and the couple hundred Kennedy sent in are but nits compared to the 500,000 conscripts Johnson sent in.

1:44 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Without ANY grounding in TRUE facts, coupled with no doubt a Howard Zinn history of Amerika taught to them from a very young age, aided by a complete and total lack of any parental involvement in their growing up or even worse, parents who 'came of age' in the '60s who are even wackier than THEY are. Then stir in a media which is hell bent on destorying this country from within and POOF! Is there any WONDER that we have these ignorant creatures running around the internet and congregating in places like DU where there's nothing but a GIANT echo chamber with zero contrasting opinion, views or even the SLIGHTEST whisp of fact?

It was inevitable folks... We have witness evolution at work in realtime with the birth of the cellar dwelling moonbat sub-species of American..

The sky is falling the sky is falling! I love the way these idiots ALWAYS talk in vague terms, making damn sure to keep themselves above our outside of the actual fray. 1st or 2nd year college students who are '60s radical wannabes.

Total Rebels Without a Clue types sucking off their parents and tax dollars in order to keep their cell phone, internet connection and pizza flowing.

Envious little pricks who've had it so good their entire life, who have no CLUE what it really means to have nothing and to live in true fear for themselves and their loved ones. Complete wastes of space and good oxygen who have been exposed to waaaay to much TV, movies and music and who can no longer seperate that world from the real one.

I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so fucking pathetic and willingly doing ALL of this shit to themselves. Bunch of brain-dead zombies.

I am SO freakin tired of hearing from them it's not even funny.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

I've heard "La Revolucion" will start any moment now...

Or maybe when Oprah is over.

on that note, www.cheaperthandirt.com has a special on FMJ in 7.62x39.

2:15 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

If they ever manage to get to "the streets", what, exactly, are they planning to DO there?

5:51 PM  
Anonymous James McEnanly said...

I don't how many of these Moonbats are familiar with the story of Joshua and the battle of Jericho, but there was a lot more than just the stomping of feet and blowing horns. Joshua and the children of Israel had a plan that included operatives going in and out of the city by means of a double agent, and miners working beneath the city walls to undermine them. The stomping, shouting and blowing of horns was merely to cover the noise made by the miners. I don't think the DUmmies are capable of that level of organization, particularly against the secret service.

6:49 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

The DUmmies: clenched fists on limp wrists.

It's hard to make a revolution, even if you're wearing "V masks", but especially if you have to be home by 11PM.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why aren’t we in the streets?

Because mommy hasn't kicked you out yet.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

Wouldn't it make more sense to register on DU, KOS, and other clueless sites and inject consistently rational, factual comments than to just rant here?

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Wouldn't it make more sense to register on DU, KOS, and other clueless sites and inject consistently rational, factual comments than to just rant here?"

What would you like on your tombstone?

Try it sometime. You'll soon find yourself banned from posting, or tombstoned in DU parlance. Those sites don't want debate, they want total adherence to the doctrine and dissension within the ranks will not be tolerated.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

If they go out in the streets wearing "V" masks, I sure hope the dumbasses cut out the eyeholes.

Well, maybe I don't, really, but I'd hate to have to wipe that much crap off my windshield.

10:41 PM  

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