DUmmies Threaten Violence If Obama Loses
Look for hordes of DUmmies to be smashing pizza cartons against their heads this November if their beloved Obama loses. An election loss this year will affect them much more than a mere mental meltdown. In 2004 we were greatly entertained when the DUmmies in the midst of their Kerry loss meltdown did a virtual "stand up" and revealed their real names like a bunch of Drama Queens. However, this year the DUmmies have threatened violence as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Why aren’t we in the streets?" Yeah, yeah, they put up a good TALK about violence but when push comes to shove, they won't wander far from their computers which means smashing those empty pizza cartons against their empty skulls. However, it is interesting to watch them act like a bunch of sore loser crybabies before the election even takes place. My guess is there will be some laughable violence (look for a big sale on Guy Fawkes costumes) followed by a thumb sucking numbness while assuming the fetal position. An election loss this year, unlike previous years, is something that the DUmmies will NOT be able to recover from. So let us now watch the "brave" DUmmie threaten violence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many empty pizza cartons a DUmmie can smash with a single karate chop, is in the [barackets]:
Why aren’t we in the streets?
[Because you are too hypnotized by the warm glow of your computer screen.]
I know we are a civilized country and have a system to make things right when our government goes off track. We tried that and the people we thought were finally listening to us are now telling us to just shut up. We gave Nancy Pelosi all the clout she need to fix things and she tells us our constitution is off the table.
[And your sanity is off the wall.]
I’m not a young man. To many I am a pillar of the community, a professional, a business owner, family man, a veteran and a Rotarian for God’s sake, but I’ve had it with a system that refuses to work like it is supposed to. I’ve had it with a nation that will deny my sons all the things I was promised when I entered the “real world”. I have finally reached the conclusion that even the middle class is nothing but a pool of dupes for a cynical power elite that now believes even we are no longer necessary.
[Cried the DUmmie into his diaper.]
I’m sick of a country that has devalued the individual and put a complete idiot in its highest office and kept him there for the better part of a critical decade. I’m sick of a country led by an imbecile who takes a healthy chunk of every dollar I earn and gives it to his crony partners in an illegal, immoral, all consuming war of convenience and then taunts us with the imminence of his next strategic blunder.
[Which crony partners? Of course, the DUmmie provides NO specifics.]
I still have a few drops of hope in my tank thanks to an improbable young presidential candidate. I’m willing to give our vaunted democracy one last chance to prove itself. For the next few months, I’ll give it all I have left. If we cannot pull this country out of its death spiral by electing the president the world hopes we will, I will have nothing left to lose. If we can’t pull this off, all bets are off.
[Yup. This is definitely a threat of violence if their beloved Obama loses. And DUmmie FightingIrish isn't the only one. Let us now watch the rest of the DUmmie choir chime in...]
International financial interests are destroying our country. The U.S. government is going along with it. See ya on the street, pal.
[B.Y.O.P.. Bring Your Own Pizza.]
Yep - pretty soon, many of us may be living on those streets
The fatcats won't care. Just more cheap day labor for them.
[Which bridge will you be living under so I will know where to go to find cheap day labor to clean out my toilet?]
I couldn't agree with you more, comrade. I've got one revolution left...that's it. Ironically, it's not just me. If we don't pull this off, we're all done.
[Medium or rare?]
Yep. It is all or nothing at this point.
[Proclaimed the DUmmie from behind his pizza carton barricade.]
am so sick of the lies and games and BULLSHIT that those people throw at us on a daily basis. I HATE HATE HATE what they are doing to us and to the world. I HATE how they have guaranteed a hard life for my grandchildren. I HATE that moronic asshole who pretends to be President. I can't believe how fascist my country has become. If Obama isn't president next January, we'd BETTER be in the streets. Revolution may be the only remedy we have left...
[I hope they set up bleachers in those streets so we can be comfortable while watching your street comedy theater.]
Their ranks would get filled with counterspies and agents provocateurs.
[And LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!]
I thought that this summer when the schools let out, we would see some action. But no, it hasn't happened. The only thing that I can think of, is there is no draft of young people to be sent off to die. By privatizing the military the rethugs have figured out what did them in back during the Nam. I can't blame this on young people entirely, none of us have been up to the task. I believe the best first step could be a campaign to put signs in front of our houses declaring our support of impeachment. I know it gets attention, because he number of key scratches on my old fully "signed" car have increased since the signs went on.
[But..but what about all those MTV ads in 2004 that practically guaranteed a draft if the EVIL Bush were re-elected?]
People are responding to getting change...ANY change...we're all suffocating.
[Your brain is on life support.]
the more we stay silent the more they get away with.
we need them to be afraid of us, not the other way around. when that net starts pulling in innocent citizens is when the shit is going to hit the fan.
[So far all you have managed to accomplish is to make us LAUGH at you.]
we need V masks.
[Remember, remember, the Fifth of November... Which, coincidentally, is also Election Day this year.]
I proposed a six million people march, last week.
[You would be lucky if even six DUmmies showed up. DUAC! DUAC!]
Fear. It has a hold on people far more than they realize.
[So far you have only inspired laughter.]
maybe a million people stomping around and around in a circle around the WH would cause it to sink into the bowels of the earth.
[A DUmmie proposing that they all become circle jerks.]
What is with us today that we just sit home in front of our keyboards and respond in writing?