Leftwing Loon THANKS DUmmie FUnnies For Saving His Life!!!
I'd like to thank you for actually saving my life. Let me explain. Your blogs are extremely funny, and one day I was reading your blog that I actually passed out. I'm serious. The next week I had an echocardiogram and the cardiologist noticed that I had a defective valve. Anyway, I was rushed to have surgery the following week, and the surgeon told me that I was very lucky. I'd like to thank you for making me laugh and saving my life. I love your vlog and look forward to being featured again. Who knows? Maybe I'll see you at the Seminole Hard Rock.
So apparently the DUmmie FUnnies made witzkeyman laugh so hard that he passed out. Worried that something was wrong, he goes to the doctor and they find a defective valve which was repaired by surgery. I guess witzkeyman never would have found out about that defective valve if he hadn't been reading the DUmmie FUnnies which made him pass out from laughter. Nice to know the DUFUs saved a life even it is that of a leftwing loon. Actually we want our leftwing loons to enjoy healthy and long lives because without them there would be no DUFU comedy material. And the latest of this comedy material comes from witzeyman himself in this hilarious VIDEO in which he obsesses once again on how the Gleiwitz Incident set off WWII. Yeah, like if the Germans couldn't have pulled off that incident, they never would have started WWII. But let us not discourage witzkeyman from this particular obsession. It creates a lot of laugh material for us.
Seminole Hard Rock? Hmmmm....