"HAHAHAHA": DUmmies unhappy that Republicans are happy!
DUmmieland is not a happy place. Stroll its gloomy streets--Anger Avenue, Depression Drive, Looney Lane, BDS Boulevard--and you will see scowling faces, grumbling grimaces, and frustrated frowns. So it's no surprise that a recent survey shows that Republicans feel much happier and healthier than Democrats. But of course the DUmmies are not at all happy that Republicans are happier than they are, as demonstrated in this THREAD, "HAHAHAHA: Gallup sez Republicans are more mentally healthy," and this THREAD, "Republicans have excellent mental health -- in their own minds."
So now let's find our happy place and read the reactions of the down-in-the-DUmps DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your happy, humble guest correspondent, Smilin' Charlie Henrickson, telling the DUmmies to TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN, is in the [brackets]:
HAHAHAHA: Gallup sez Republicans are more mentally healthy
[HAHAHAHA: They're coming to take me away, HA-HA. . . .]
PRINCETON, NJ -- Republicans are significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent. . . . Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats.
[Must have caught the Democrats on a good day.]
It is funny though, closed mined people rate themselves are healthy.
[A mined is a terrible thing to spell.]
Makes sense to meeeeeeeeeee... Our mental health has significantly deteriorated since ... 2000!
[The Year of Living Derangerously.]
One Bush atrocity after another takes its toll.
[LOUSY FÜHRER TOLL!]
Think about it. They're morans.
[The Moran Majority.]
I rate MYSELF as drop-dead GORGEOUS, young, healthy. . . .
[Is that you, benburch?]
IMO, anyone who admits that he's nuts is probably right. And anyone who denies that he's nuts is probably wrong. But that's just my opinion, and I'm probably nuts.
[That last part we can all agree on.]
The Pukers bars should be the opposite of what we see. . . .
[Pie-eyed Piper Pitt spends a lot of time in Puker bars.]
That guy sleeping on the exhaust vent, his underwear outside his pants with urine stains and caked vomit is really . . .
[. . . Pitt holding his "WILL SHILL FOR FOOD" sign.]
It's because the Pukes are driving us insane!!!
[A short drive.]
If one is happy being a bigoted, money-grubbing, closed minded fool...
[Let's leave George Soros out of this.]
People who think their ancestors rode dinosaurs can talk about mental health?
[People who think we evolved from monkeys can talk about mental health?]
But at least these guys like Mike Huckabee are personable, witty, and charming psychopaths.
[Must take after the previous governor of Arkansas.]
When a Republican hears voices in his head, he regards it as a miracle. . . .
[To quote a DUmmie, "Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control."]
When a Democrat hears voices in his head, it worries him a bit.
[Time to visit Club Med!]