Sunday, November 25, 2007

DUmmies Start To Plug Plugs Biden

Take a look at this syrupy ode of a video about Joe Biden produced by a DUmmie. It is symptomatic of a new attitude among the DUmmies: strange new respect for Joe Biden. Actually it is more a process of elimination. The mighty Goracle appears not to be running, most DUmmies HATE Hillary, and her other opponents mostly look like duds. That pretty much leaves Plugs Biden. However, the DUmmies shouldn't grow too fond of Biden. He's already destroyed as a candidate although they don't realize it yet. You see, there is another video about Biden floating around out there, not yet on the Web, that would completely nuke Senator Chia Pet as a viable candidate if it is revealed. No, ol' PJ won't reveal to you the contents of the video although I have already told Matt Sheffield of NewsBusters about it. Rather than have the DUmmies accuse me and/or conservatives of "Swiftboating" poor Biden, I much prefer to let the Hillary people perform that task. If I know about this video, then I am sure the Hillary campaign also know about it. So far there has been no need to make this video public because Biden hasn't yet posed a threat to Her Highness. But the moment Hillary perceives a shift towards Biden, you can bet that video will surface (it is not yet on the Web). So what is in the video that is so destructive of Biden? I won't give you the details but I can tell you what the reaction of the public will be if they ever see it. First their collective jaws will drop in amazement. Then they will squirm in sympathetic embarrassment for Biden. Finally, when the video continues to go on and on and on, the audience will break out laughing AT Biden and, I assure you, will no longer consider him a viable candidate. For this reason I am really hoping that Biden actually does threaten the Hillary campaign so that others will get a chance to watch this AMAZING video. Meanwhile, the unsuspecting DUmmies are starting to put to plug Plugs Biden in a big way as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Biden: No Drama, No Bullshit." So let us now watch the DUmmies worship their new idol in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already getting bellylaughs from just imagining the impact of that unseen Biden video on the public, is in the [brackets]:

Biden: No Drama, No Bullshit

[Biden Video: Drama, Bullshit...LAUGHS!!!]

Not just in the way he campaigns. I want to spend the next four-to-eight years in relative peace. Biden has respect from the left, the right, and the media. Sure they'll attack whoever, but Biden has the best chance of getting more done with the least amount of roadblocks thrown at him.

[That so-called respect will die about 30 seconds into the Biden Mystery Video. Hee! Hee!]

They'll try to attack his record: But if you look at his record, nearly every piece of major legislation he's introduced has been bipartisan - Biden/Lugar, Biden/Brownback, etc. With his Iraq resolution, he's shown he get a plan through - despite the current atmosphere, and right under bushie-boy's "stay the course" stubborness - with 75 votes.

[I think the SUCCESS of the Surge has pretty much sidelined Biden's Iraq "plan."]

They'll try to smear his character: They'll probably just make something up. Or re-hash the 20-year-old plagarism flap - which he was cleared of, but that hasn't stopped the distortions.

[Why was Joe Biden the first Biden in a thousand generations of Bidens to have been cleared of a plagiarism rap...or maybe not.]

The media will try to stir things up: He handles the media well, and doesn't really fall for their "gotcha" style.

[Earth to Biden: I think Hillary already "gotcha" mystery video.]

They'll make fun of his hair plugs - and for that, I hope he runs against Rudy, Thompson or McCain. Mitt has great hair and may prove to be a fierce adversary in this department.

[Mitt has such great hair it even stays in place during a hurricane. It's the Jimmy Johnson Effect.]

He's made a few gaffes (law of averages) - Late Night talk-show fodder, mostly.

[The Mystery Video is more than a mere gaffe. It is a career killer.]

I think we'll have an easier time of things with Biden at the helm. We all deserve a break from the endless noise. It won't go away, but it'll probably quiet down a bit.

[You will hear the endless noise of laughter once Hillary makes the Biden Mystery Video public.]

I say, bring it on.

[I say bring on the Biden Mystery Video.]

Every damn day I learn something new about him that amazes me even more.

[Not nearly as amazed as when you learn what's in the Biden Mystery Video.]

To sing my old song, I've NEVER been as totally confident of a candidate before in my life!

[We'll sing you the Freudenschade song if the Biden Mystery Video is ever made public.]

About the hair plugs. (First of all, I've actually never been able to SEE them, but it was suggested that he had a re-do from a bad job.)

[Are you vision-impaired?]

When referring to his two brain aneurisms the other day he said he'd essentially had the top of his head removed twice. I hadn't given it any thought before, but hearing that got me wondering if maybe the hair plugs are there to help cover up some scars. Just a thought... not important.

[The hair plugs predated the skull removal by many years.]

I had a Biden epiphany while watching that interview on TV. It made me realise Biden is without a doubt the most experienced and the best candidate. I honestly think he's the only one who can truly handle the repub attacks. I'm concerned about the others.

[There is no way he can handle the Hillary attack if she releases that Biden Mystery Video. That video would be even worse for Biden than a video showing the Breck Girl getting a banana yogurt enema at the Pink Sapphire Spa would be to Edwards.]

How can you tell he has hair plugs? It looks like normal, thinning hair to me.

[And I bet you think Captain Kirk's hair looks natural too.]

Just give him the $$$, and give him a chance! Go Joe!

[Joe Biden is just $10 away from copying a Pied Piper Pitt overlong essay.]

Yes, he needs our $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ NOW. He has taken federal funding and needs our nickel and dime donations badly. Support him with more than just your words, PLEASE.

[Perhaps Biden could sell his Mystery Video to a comedy show to raise that $$$$$$$$$. Of course, that video would also detroy his candidacy instantly.]

He's refreshing. He doesn't bullshit, he doesn't avoid questions, he doesn't throw platitudes and pretend they're answers. He speaks honestly, fairly, and persuasively. And in doing so, he avoids the type of grandstanding and emotionally-charged bombast that leads to partisan hatred. I believe Biden is the best bet for getting elected, the best bet for giving America a break from hyperpartisanship, and the best bet for accomplishing meaningful things while in office.

[I hate to break it to you but the Biden Mystery Video ensures that his candidacy was over before it even began. Hee! Hee!]

About his speaking style as opposed to grandstanding and emotionally charged bombast: A friend was at the JJ Dinner and talked about how when Joe was just strolling around the stage, one hand in his pocket, TALKING to the people - there wasn't a sound in the arena. People were LISTENING to what he had to say, as opposed to waiting for the obvious moment to holler and applaud when the other candidates were doing their 'acts'. I just can't praise the man enough - he's truly exceptional.

[Biden's performance on the Mystery Video was truly exceptional.]

I am going Joe in the primaries. Was in Delaware yesterday and I realized, that was BIDEN country!

[I was in BIDEN country a few times. Specifically Dover, Delaware where due to a lack of shower facilities, I was forced to go without bathing for 5 days while hanging out for a NASCAR race. But I digress...]

I'm so impressed with Biden as a candidate, I volunteered -- spent just 2 1/2 hours making calls for an event(Council Bluffs Ia, noon Sunday 11/25, 114 w Broadway). The response was great... and Iowans don't always stay polite the last thirty days b/c they get so many calls.

[Please, Biden. Do well in Iowa so Hillary will release the Mystery Video. I feel so selfish for keeping the laughs to myself.]

Please watch a video I produced to show my support for Senator Biden. If you support him, please send the link below to family and friends, and ask them to do the same.

[I posted your video above and I just hope my DUFU fans don't get tooth decay from the sickeningly sweet syrup you delivered up. Of course the Biden video that will REALLY matter is the Biden Mystery Video. Hee! Hee!]

Do you have any info on Biden's healthcare plan?

[Universal free coverage for hairplug treatments. ...Well that's it for this DUFU. Now I am really rooting for Plugs Biden to beat Hillary in Iowa. That way we will all get to enjoy the AMAZING Mystery Video.]


Anonymous Rodolfo said...


I hate when people do that.

Just show the damned thing!

10:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"DUmmies HATE Hillary, and her other opponents mostly look like duds. That pretty much leaves Plugs Biden." PJ

Does it? Jeez. Last time I looked, Obama and Edwards were challenging in Iowa. Duds? Not. PJ says "Plugs Biden" is all that's left because DUmmies HATE Hillary. He's full of shit. Biden won't take one primary.

He has deduced Hillary's dead because of the DUmmies and the rest (Obama and Edwards) are duds. This leaves "Plugs" as the ONLY alternative. But "Plugs" is about to be exposed by a secret video or whatever. Therefore, the Dems are fucked. YEEAAH!!

For anyone that's confused, this line of thinking is psychotic. But, you know what? Keep on keepin' on. Someone's got to convince the masses you're all batshit insane. And you're doing a damned good job of it. Carry on brave soldiers.

1:14 AM  
Blogger Keif said...

PJ is right:

People hate Hillary (her Thigness)

Obama is seen as inexperienced with the various gaffes he's made in the debates, who votes no differently from Hillary in the Senate (is he really that different, then?), who voted only "present" on controversial issues in Illinios, etc. etc.

Edwards is a one-term Senator who immediately ran for pres after getting elected, and who didn't carry his own state in 2004 (nor would he have won re-election if he had ran for senate again, according to polls), who flip-flopped on the war and the patriot act and tons of other things, who made himself rich being a shyster trial lawyer (arguing that a C-section would have prevented cerebral palsy, which is total nonsense), who argued that he worked on hedge funds to learn about poverty, etc.

Obama and Edwards are actually worse than many people know! It just isn't discussed by the media because they root for Democrats, and not discussed by the Republicans because they are keeping their powder dry (and focused mostly on Kerry in 2004)

That is why some are considering Biden, exactly as PJ said.

3:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Biden has respect from the left, the right, and the media."

Ummm. No.

His bloviating, bilious rants during the supreme court confirmations showed him for what he is. A pile of partisan dung.

He's a bore. He was a bore back when he was one of the "Seven Dwarfs" with Gephardt et al, the LAST time he ran for Prez.

Shallow, small mean-spirited, he has marginal support from the left, none from the right, and the MSM? Their collective noses are so far up Hillary's backside, she has a lump in her throat.

6:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shameless bastards rip off Michael Yon's photo "Strength and Compassion" to plug this SOB! I hope Michael sues the pants off them!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Froward said...

bloviating, bilious rants are what this is???? like the rethug party all talk, distraction, while plundering the treasury... go tap your feet else where... no one is buying it. cept of course your boyfriends.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Ol' Plagiarism Joe was not cleared, and has since plagiarised again (twice that we know of).

Didn't he also have some insulting "joke" things to say about African Americans?... Also, what was that about Pakistanis and 7-11's?

Yup, go gettem, Joe!

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey old son of bitch, he was it and weep;


12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The New York Times is not acceptable as a source. You will have to present factual evidence here.

This isn't DU.

(Cue childish profanity).

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People hate Hillary (her Thigness)(sic).

Hey those aren't calves they're STEERs! :)

DU'ers certainly are a bunch of potty mouthed fags, arent't they?

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, you are in violation of several copyright laws yourself....

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

old son of a bitch said;

The New York Times is not acceptable as a source. You will have to present factual evidence here.

Nope, sorry, call the board if you don't think so. Just because YOU aren't acepting it, doesn't mean he's not legally cleared....moron.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definition of Plagiarism

The notion that Biden was "cleared" is ludicrous.

FROM "Famous Plagiarists"
Name:Joseph R. Biden, Jr.

"... In 1965 Biden plagiarized while writing a paper as a student at the Syracuse University Law School in a legal methods course which he failed because of that copied paper...

...Senator Biden’s plagiarism of a speech by British Labor Party leader Neal Kinnock took place at a campaign stump at the Iowa State Fairgrounds. In closing his speech, Biden took Kinnock’s ideas and language as if they were his very own inspired thoughts, prefacing Kinnock’s ideas with the phrase “I started thinking as I was coming over here . . . “.

Little did Biden suspect that video footage of this speech would be spliced together with footage of Kinnock’s speech in an “attack video” which would be distributed by members of the Dukakis campaign.
...the resulting publicity surrounding his unacknowledged use of Neal Kinnock’s speech was what eventually forced him out of the race.

Name recognition was no longer a problem for Biden, but not the kind of name recognition which would assist his campaign for the democratic presidential nomination. His name was now a byword for plagiarism.

Biden initially denied any wrongdoing, claiming that this was just an inadvertent lack of acknowledgement. Yet there were other instances of rhetorical borrowing from speeches made by Robert F. Kennedy and Hubert Humphrey. And the fact that Biden had given other speeches using the Kinnock passages without acknowledgment suggested that the lifting was more than just an inadvertent oversight.

As with Al Gore’s case, the perception existed in the public mind that Biden just wasn’t the real thing. He wasn’t authentic, didn’t have thoughts and ideas of his own, and was a malleable piece of clay being molded by his handlers to suit the political whims and fancies which they thought would appeal to voters."

And he's still a second-rate blowhard and plagiarist.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The biggest loser in presidential politics in the history of the country, and HE sidelines the Ol' Plugatollah!


Oh! We have GOT to find that video!

2:19 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Ouch! Anonymous Poster Who Thinks Joe Is Not A Plagiarist:


(Thanks, other Anonymous Poster Who Pwned 'im!)

New York Times?!? AH HA HA HA!

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, you stupid fuckers are really rabid, LOL....Joe was cleared, whether or not you choose to understand that. I'm sure it will all be thrown right back in your fat redneck faces soon enough.
Anyone that follows your stupid fucking lead will look just like the foolish asses you are....hahahaha...fucking losers.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS. Get a fucking life, losers....

5:18 PM  
Anonymous leonidas said...

Shameless bastards rip off Michael Yon's photo "Strength and Compassion" to plug this SOB! I hope Michael sues the pants off them!

I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw it. I seem to recall Michael taking legal action against someone who included that picture with an anti-war article.

Man, you stupid fuckers are really rabid, LOL....Joe was cleared, whether or not you choose to understand that.

...said the DUmmie, unable to provide an eloquent and fact-based rebuttal to Anon 1:50's solid pwnage.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Rodolfo said...

bloviating, bilious rants are what this is???? like the rethug party all talk, distraction, while plundering the treasury... go tap your feet else where... no one is buying it. cept of course your boyfriends.

1.- Screeching passes as thought only for the DUmmies and Huffies. You need to stop the caffeine

2.- The "boyfriends" thing is amusing. It shows how childish you are. Even more telling, it shows what libtards actually think of gays.

3,- Plundering the treasury obviously means you want the money to be used instead to keep your miserable little life bearable.

Just watch the libtard come back and say he's a gay millionaire.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Just an aside... Did you know that Joeseph R. Biden's middle name is...


Got to be a 'family' thing.

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here are the stories about the misuse of Michael Yon's Pulitzer prize winning photo by SHOCK magazine and the aftermath:

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the original story of the photo:

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Publius said...

The FUnnie thing about the 'crats is that their top three contenders are somewhat lacking in the experience dept.:

Being first lady and carpet bagging into a senate seat in a blue state.

A one term senator who spent most of his time getting ready to run for President, and who would most likely lost his re-election bid for the senate.

A less than one term senator who gave a good, but vacuous speech at the 'crats convention a few years ago.

In this crowd, Biden does indeed look good. Karl Rove is pleased.

11:05 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

I just love the John F Kerry defense of Biden's plagiarism. That is, screech "that's been refuted" over and over and over at the top of your lungs while providing not an ounce of evidence. I don't care how many times someone *claims* Biden was 'cleared' of charges of plagiarism. If they don't produce evidence they're just lame. And the NYT is not what any court would call evidence.

Of course, we should allow for the problems involved in getting one's fat ass out of Mom's basement over that huge pile of Domino's boxes to try to find actual evidence, I suppose.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Of course, we should allow for the problems involved in getting one's fat ass out of Mom's basement over that huge pile of Domino's boxes to try to find actual evidence, I suppose." Dave

HAHAHA. Domino's. So funny. I'm sure Kerry is exactly as you portray him - in his mom's basement and all that.

You're a friggin lemming, Dave. A Bushbot. Sheep. One more admission concerning your blind devotion will launch you into the "Goat" category.

3:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Do you have any info on Biden's healthcare plan?" PJ

I do. It's a socialized medical program called the "VA". All Senators and Congress persons are covered. Once elected, they're covered for life. They don't spend one penny.

Remember this the next time some Republican, gasbag, hack caustically mentions "socialized medicine" as the next communist plot designed by Democrats to bring down America.

3:26 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

Biden's specialty is sounding thoughtful and fair. And he's impressively good at it, often. It's his actual ideas that are the problem...

And, given his propensity for, er, "borrowing", one wonders if said ideas are, in fact, his own.

The bottom line is, he's yesterday's news. His time has come and gone. It's a little sad that he is oblivious to the fact.

He is simply not a viable candidate for 2008, and never will be again, DUmmie enthusiasm notwithstanding.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, VA stands for Veterans Affairs -- used to stand for Veterans Administration. Congresspeople are not eligible for VA benefits unless of course they actually are veterans of the armed services.

3:32 PM  

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