DUmmies Start To Plug Plugs Biden
Biden: No Drama, No Bullshit
[Biden Video: Drama, Bullshit...LAUGHS!!!]
Not just in the way he campaigns. I want to spend the next four-to-eight years in relative peace. Biden has respect from the left, the right, and the media. Sure they'll attack whoever, but Biden has the best chance of getting more done with the least amount of roadblocks thrown at him.
[That so-called respect will die about 30 seconds into the Biden Mystery Video. Hee! Hee!]
They'll try to attack his record: But if you look at his record, nearly every piece of major legislation he's introduced has been bipartisan - Biden/Lugar, Biden/Brownback, etc. With his Iraq resolution, he's shown he get a plan through - despite the current atmosphere, and right under bushie-boy's "stay the course" stubborness - with 75 votes.
[I think the SUCCESS of the Surge has pretty much sidelined Biden's Iraq "plan."]
They'll try to smear his character: They'll probably just make something up. Or re-hash the 20-year-old plagarism flap - which he was cleared of, but that hasn't stopped the distortions.
[Why was Joe Biden the first Biden in a thousand generations of Bidens to have been cleared of a plagiarism rap...or maybe not.]
The media will try to stir things up: He handles the media well, and doesn't really fall for their "gotcha" style.
[Earth to Biden: I think Hillary already "gotcha" mystery video.]
They'll make fun of his hair plugs - and for that, I hope he runs against Rudy, Thompson or McCain. Mitt has great hair and may prove to be a fierce adversary in this department.
[Mitt has such great hair it even stays in place during a hurricane. It's the Jimmy Johnson Effect.]
He's made a few gaffes (law of averages) - Late Night talk-show fodder, mostly.
[The Mystery Video is more than a mere gaffe. It is a career killer.]
I think we'll have an easier time of things with Biden at the helm. We all deserve a break from the endless noise. It won't go away, but it'll probably quiet down a bit.
[You will hear the endless noise of laughter once Hillary makes the Biden Mystery Video public.]
I say, bring it on.
[I say bring on the Biden Mystery Video.]
Every damn day I learn something new about him that amazes me even more.
[Not nearly as amazed as when you learn what's in the Biden Mystery Video.]
To sing my old song, I've NEVER been as totally confident of a candidate before in my life!
[We'll sing you the Freudenschade song if the Biden Mystery Video is ever made public.]
About the hair plugs. (First of all, I've actually never been able to SEE them, but it was suggested that he had a re-do from a bad job.)
[Are you vision-impaired?]
When referring to his two brain aneurisms the other day he said he'd essentially had the top of his head removed twice. I hadn't given it any thought before, but hearing that got me wondering if maybe the hair plugs are there to help cover up some scars. Just a thought... not important.
[The hair plugs predated the skull removal by many years.]
I had a Biden epiphany while watching that interview on TV. It made me realise Biden is without a doubt the most experienced and the best candidate. I honestly think he's the only one who can truly handle the repub attacks. I'm concerned about the others.
[There is no way he can handle the Hillary attack if she releases that Biden Mystery Video. That video would be even worse for Biden than a video showing the Breck Girl getting a banana yogurt enema at the Pink Sapphire Spa would be to Edwards.]
How can you tell he has hair plugs? It looks like normal, thinning hair to me.
[And I bet you think Captain Kirk's hair looks natural too.]
Just give him the $$$, and give him a chance! Go Joe!
[Joe Biden is just $10 away from copying a Pied Piper Pitt overlong essay.]
Yes, he needs our $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ NOW. He has taken federal funding and needs our nickel and dime donations badly. Support him with more than just your words, PLEASE.
[Perhaps Biden could sell his Mystery Video to a comedy show to raise that $$$$$$$$$. Of course, that video would also detroy his candidacy instantly.]
He's refreshing. He doesn't bullshit, he doesn't avoid questions, he doesn't throw platitudes and pretend they're answers. He speaks honestly, fairly, and persuasively. And in doing so, he avoids the type of grandstanding and emotionally-charged bombast that leads to partisan hatred. I believe Biden is the best bet for getting elected, the best bet for giving America a break from hyperpartisanship, and the best bet for accomplishing meaningful things while in office.
[I hate to break it to you but the Biden Mystery Video ensures that his candidacy was over before it even began. Hee! Hee!]
About his speaking style as opposed to grandstanding and emotionally charged bombast: A friend was at the JJ Dinner and talked about how when Joe was just strolling around the stage, one hand in his pocket, TALKING to the people - there wasn't a sound in the arena. People were LISTENING to what he had to say, as opposed to waiting for the obvious moment to holler and applaud when the other candidates were doing their 'acts'. I just can't praise the man enough - he's truly exceptional.
[Biden's performance on the Mystery Video was truly exceptional.]
I am going Joe in the primaries. Was in Delaware yesterday and I realized, that was BIDEN country!
[I was in BIDEN country a few times. Specifically Dover, Delaware where due to a lack of shower facilities, I was forced to go without bathing for 5 days while hanging out for a NASCAR race. But I digress...]
I'm so impressed with Biden as a candidate, I volunteered -- spent just 2 1/2 hours making calls for an event(Council Bluffs Ia, noon Sunday 11/25, 114 w Broadway). The response was great... and Iowans don't always stay polite the last thirty days b/c they get so many calls.
[Please, Biden. Do well in Iowa so Hillary will release the Mystery Video. I feel so selfish for keeping the laughs to myself.]
Please watch a video I produced to show my support for Senator Biden. If you support him, please send the link below to family and friends, and ask them to do the same.
[I posted your video above and I just hope my DUFU fans don't get tooth decay from the sickeningly sweet syrup you delivered up. Of course the Biden video that will REALLY matter is the Biden Mystery Video. Hee! Hee!]
Do you have any info on Biden's healthcare plan?
[Universal free coverage for hairplug treatments. ...Well that's it for this DUFU. Now I am really rooting for Plugs Biden to beat Hillary in Iowa. That way we will all get to enjoy the AMAZING Mystery Video.]