Saturday, November 24, 2007

To Catch A DUmmie

"Could you take a seat? ...What do you think you're doing?"

On Thursday I watched an "I Love Lucy" marathon on the tube. Yesterday, MSNBC had a "To Catch A Predator" marathon starring Chris Hansen. I have to admit that watching that Dateline NBC show is a guilty pleasure of mine. What really amazes me is how EASILY the perverts are caught. Haven't they figured out yet that when they all too easily get an underage girl or boy to agree to meet them alone in a house, that more than likely they will be having an appointment with Chris Hansen? In this video above you can see both some highlights and FUnnie spoofs of "To Catch A Predator." Although it wasn't shown in this highlight video, my favorite spoof of them all was the South Park episode showing pervert after pervert shooting themselves in the head the moment they spot Chris Hansen.

Okay, catching perverts is an important task. However, how about catching traitors before they can carry out acts of terrorism? My idea is to have Chris Hansen use his "To Catch A Predator" methods to catch leftwing DUmmie types before they can attempt to overthrow the government. My idea is for a team of experts to post in online chat rooms devoted to leftwing politics. They could then eventually propose violent acts against the government. I bet TONS of DUmmies, full of hate against the EVIL Bush regime, would all too eagerly fall for this proposal. Then they would be told they would hold a meeting of likeminded "progressives" to plot the violent overthrow of the government in a certain location. When each DUmmie arrives, they would be met by Chris Hansen who would ask them: "Could you take a seat? ...What do you think you're doing?"

In this scenario, it would be all too easy to entrap many DUmmies who wish to commit terrorist acts to overthrow the government. The problem is what to do with all of them. Well, there are always those WalMart detention centers they could be sent to...


Anonymous leonidas said...

A clever enough idea, Peej, but seeing as how any DUmmie willing to take the offer would use up all of his energy trying to find his Guy Fawkes mask, it would be an exercise in futility.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous leonidas said...

Oh, and I hate to throw out fodder for unobservant DUmmies trolling this site, but someone please tell me that the first guy's Operation Iraqi Freedom shirt was just a cover.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"My idea is to have Chris Hansen use his "To Catch A Predator" methods to catch leftwing DUmmie types before they can attempt to overthrow the government."

I don't think that would work as the DUmmies would never show up for a meeting. They're all talk and no action.

Kudos to Mark Hanson for his work catching the perverts and showing them for what they are.

Oh, and PJ, you watched an I Love Lucy Marathon? What's up with that?

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Libs are anti-gun, what are they going to do for this big revolution idea they have? Bring rubber bands?

As for the sicko's that Chris Hansen catches on "To Catch A Predator", they should face much harsher punishment, such as castration or death.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does someone that stupid even survive? Even a paramecium learns after one or two msitakes.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah but you just can't learn them predatory paramecium nothin. recidivist to the last cilia.

2:34 AM  

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