Newsweek Blogger Karl Rove Drives Leftwingers NUts!!!
As soon as I heard that Karl Rove would be blogging for Newsweek magazine, I knew it would drive the Left absolutely NUts!!! I decided right then and there to DUFU the first story that Rove posted, knowing it would be rich in hilarious DUFU material. I was not wrong as you can see in the ranting replies to Rove's BLOG titled, "How to Beat Hillary (Next) November." You can read Rove's blog on the Newsweek stuff. For now we can go right to the juicy stuff, namely the OUTRAGED leftwing ranting in response to Rove's mere presence on the Newsweek site. So let us now watch the Newsweek Newsies go absolutely BERSERK at the sight of Rove on a site in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Rove for providing much great DUFU material in the future simply by acting as the red cape to the Leftwing bull, is in the [brackets]:
Bush is undoubtedly the worst President in history and anyone who supports him should be charged with accessory to mass murder.
[Karl Rove has already been indicted as an accessory to mass murder on May 12, 2006.]
I have been a long time Newsweek subscriber - I cannot believe that this magazine is now stooping to include Karl Rove as a columnist after all he has done to destroy the values once associated with the United States of America. Rove should be in jail, not included as a columnist in Newsweek.
[Good news! Karl Rove has already been indicted on May 12, 2006. He will be heading to jail in just 24 business hours.]
Poor Karl Rove. One of America's most despised citizens yet still Newsweek finds his schtick relevant. Keep spinning away Mr. Karl as I will not be listening, nor reading your advice. What a sorry excuse for a human you are.
[Then why are you posting on the Mighty Rove's blog?]
illegal wiretapping; torture; unitary executive; outing undercover CIA agent; national debt ; Iraq IEDs not WMDs; My Pet Goat; John Bolton; scientific illiteracy; global warming denier; stem cell research blocker; faith based legislation; Terry Schaivo; Katrina; incompetence; Gonzo; bootlicker
[...Karl Rove obsession...]
I am strongly considering cancelling my subscription to Newsweek. How dare you give this scum a forum to spew his vile nonsense. If you don't think he is vile, just do a little research on what he did to McCain in South Carolina in 2000. Newsweek needs to rethink this big time.
[Would you prefer that Newsweek balance Markos Moulitsas with Hugo Chavez?]
I am strongly considering cancelling my Newsweek subscription. How dare you give this scumbag a forum to spew is vile nonsense.
[You were stupid enought to subscribe to Newsweek when you can read it for FREE online?]
Why should anyone listen to Rove? He has helped divide this country as never before and was totally wrong about the 2006 elections, not to mention being a part of the outing of a national security asset, Valerie Plame. He is a proven liar and does not believe in democracy. He is not a journalist, only a party hack who should be dismissed as irrelevant.
[He got under YOUR skin so it is already worth it to have Karl Rove onboard.]
Newsweek is colluding with Rove and other neocons to keep the Lie going. You are paying a traitor who outed a CIA agent to be a Bush apologist. MY spouse and I boycotting both you and Time magazine. The Huffington Post and other web outlets are the media future anyway. Adios MSM. Joe Hartill
[Posted the loon who conveniently forgets that it was RICHARD ARMITAGE who outed the Plame looking for Fame.]
You disappoint me giving this traitor a voice in this publication.
[Feel the tolerance!]
Karl Rove has done a lot of damage to our democracy, and you reward him with a regular column
[Translation: Karl Rove helped Republicans win elections.]
I'm shocked Newsweek would let Karl Rove write a column. The man used the media to out a covert CIA agent. Shame on you for hiring this treasonous swine.
[Maybe Newsweek should hire RICHARD ARMITAGE instead.]
Karl Rove, Newsweek? What are you thinking? When my subscription runs out, and at this point I wish it were today, I will not be subscribing again. I don???t need Karl Rove. You don???t need Karl Rove. No one needs Karl Rove. There are lots of people out there with opinions and ideas worth thinking about, but but he is not among them. Get a grip, Newsweek.
[The only opinions you want to read about are those you already agree with.]
Why the heII is Newsweek giving this war criminal liar a column? Absolutely disgusting, Newsweek! I'm canceling my subscription too!
[Posted another loon trying to make us believe he had a Newsweek subscription to begin with.]
Karl Rove has already shown that he is the most divisive person in politics.
["Divisive" meaning he WON elections for Republicans.]
Please Newsweek, do you really think you should be publishing his garbage in your mag? Cancel my subscription.
[Newsweek must have the highest circulation in the world. Suddenly TONS of people seem to have subscriptions that they want cancelled.]
I cancelled my subscription. I want trustworthy, honest journalism and that is not Karl Rove. He has been involved in naming a CIA agent (read Hubris) voter caging, the list goes on. If you agree, cancel your subscription, this is the only way that Newsweek will hear you,
[All you fellow loons who don't have subscriptions. Pretend you now have subscriptions that you are going to cancel because of the appearance of the EVIL Karl Rove in Newsweek.]
My mother and I have been subscribers of Newsweek for years,we are disheartened that you would give space to the radical right or the radical left.Aren't we divided enough without all this.The only ones salivating over this are the pundits who want to see a slug fest at the expense of the nation.
[Another among the MILLIONS who have suddenly discovered that they were Newsweek subscribers.]
I canceled my subscription, and I let Newsweek know that I will restart the subscription as soon as Rove is out of the picture. Please let Newsweek know how you feel.
[Another Newsweek "subscriber."]
Supposedly he is the best there is at making up lies, utilizing innuendos, sending out attack groups like the Swift Boat Liars with the incredible memories of thirty years before, and generally using any and all unethical and inmmoral tactics possible without the slightest degree of shame.
[Hey! You forgot to mention that you were cancelling the Newsweek subscription that you never had in the first place.]
I can't believe that Newsweek has this sociopath on it's payroll. I agree that the biggest payback for Rove will be that he is history; irrelevant; a punchline that might be funny if there weren't so many innocent dead people as a result of his lies.
[And yet you remain completely OBSESSED by him.]
Rove is the person that is most vile and calculating. He doesn't say anything that won't further his agenda. His strategy is one of disinformation, double talk, and folksy rumination.
[Cancel your non-existent subscription.]
Why are you giving this liar, cheat and thief a forum for his venom. Next to Dick Cheney he's the biggest (rhymes with stick) in political history. Let's start seeking those with advice on how to become the best Americans we can be, not the most vlllainous.
[You mean like Markos who stated he didn't care when Americans were killed in Iraq?]
Newsweek... now another useless rag... Rove represents what has gone so wrong over the past 30 years. Warmongering without conscious; greed without conscious; political bitterness without conscious; total disdain for debate without.... Rove's MO is hollowing out America's soul. Are there any Boomer elites out there who can improve on the Great Generation? Or, only rapacious fools willing to make slaves of our future children to fund their greed! Man - with leaders like ours, who needs enemies?
[Posted by a loon who I am sure has "deep respect" for Hugo Chavez.]
Why give this treasonous, lying, mud-raker (these are facts, not opinion or slander) a forum to comment about the upcoming election.
[YUP! Absolutely provable FACTS...but only in the Leftwing Loon Dimension.]
It is exactly men like Karl Rove that made me and my husband, both life-long Republicans, doubt our party. He is a frightfully mean person and I want nothing to do with what he represents.
[When you hear someone claim to be a life-long Republican," that is a sure sign they are really Democrats pretending to have been Republicans.]
Have not renewed my subscription to Newsweek. Will cancel the Post tomorrow. Mr. Rove represents all that is wrong with this nation. Will give my subscription money to John Edwards instead.
[Which means the Breck Girl will get exactly NOTHING from you.]
Rove is a fat pig at the corporate Republican trough. This trough overflowing with swill of corruption and greed, lies and deceipt, human suffering and murder is consumed by Rove and the rest of the sanctimonious Republican Neo Con Party. The pigs at this farm just don't eat the swill they bathe in it. Then while their mouths are still full of the blood money they talk about terrorism, religion and Christ. When they are caught out in their depraved sex acts they say it was the alcohol and now Jesus has helped them to see the light - but they go back to the same life! One thing I know is that every fat pig has his day before he's slaughtered by the farmers knife. God will come and judge the living and the dead and the leaders who have PARTICIPATED in the miseries and deaths of their fellow men WILL BE PUNISHED (including Democrats)..
[Good news! The night nurse is heading straight for your ward right now with the lithium treatment.]
I will cancel my subscription if this propaganda is going to be part of the print edition.
[Another non-subscription cancelled.]
Cancel my subscription to Newsweek. America and Americans are sick of Karl Mastermind Rove.. Please.....don' t cram him and his ideas down our throats any more. How dare you make us listen to him! No more Newsweek for me.
[Your non-subsription has been cancelled.]
Rove and the rest of these traitors should all be on trial for treason and the multitude of crimes that has encompassed. They have caused so much suffering, here and abroad, while avoiding military service in their own lives, brought shame to our country in the process of looting our economy and that of any other country unlikely enough to have assets they covet and made a mockery of our constitutional democracy.
I will be cancelling my subscription to this magazine after many years. Thank you for the opinions and articles over the past number of years. I cannot understand why Newsweek would let this snake in the door. He is pure evil in our time, and he knows it, let there be no doubt. Moving on.....
[Moving on...to another non-subscription.]
I know news week has to print the news, but if what this man has to say is the only news you can find in this corruptable country we live , I`ll not buy your news anymore.
[As if you did in the first place.]
Memo to Newsweek: My subscripton renewal is due in January 2008. Don't even bother to send me your sales pitch, special academic offers or even if your magazine will be free. With King Karl Rove now on your staff, your magazine become nothing more than manure.
[Don't worry. Newsweek won't send you the renewal subscription that never was.]
I am totally amazed that Newsweek would allow a criminal of this stature to become a correspondent. This is on the level of letting Joseph Goebbels write columns about WWII. -Yea I went there, because if the fascist shoe fits. The idea of the Unitary Executive; The violations of the Presidential Records Act; The violations of the Hatch Act; The admission by Bush in several news conferences of violating the FISA law. I am dumbfounded that Rove and the whole lot of them have been allowed to continue to be left free on the streets let alone in government office.
[You forgot to mention Karl Rove's blatant jaywalking and removal of tags from mattresses.]
Hey, Karl, answer the subpoena when it gets to you.
[It will be answered in 24 business hours.]
On a scale from 0 to 10, where 10 equals "cancel my subscription," Newsweek just went from 3 to 9.5.
[On a scale of 0 to 10 that you even have a subcription, I would rate it at ZERO.]