Thursday, October 18, 2007

"What's this about Ellen DeGeneres and a dog?"



It's a dog-eat-dog week. Yesterday PJ gave us the DUmmie reaction to Randi Rhodes being mugged while she was walking her dog (whom PJ and I both think should be considered a prime suspect). Today we get the scoop, so to speak, on DUmmie reaction to the latest dog in the news, in this THREAD, "What's this about Ellen DeGeneres and a dog?" As you might guess, even though Ms. Degenerate danced around the rules by giving the mutt away, the DUmmies are mostly on her side against the mean-spirited adoption agency. However, a few brave souls (trolls?) show glimmers of mental clarity by daring to criticize the lezbo/lib icon. And a few others actually display a trace of wit--a rare commodity for DUmmies. So SIT! and ROLL OVER LAUGHING! as we watch the moonbats bark and howl, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping that PJ isn't off putting Li'l Beaver up for adoption, is in the [brackets]:

What's this about Ellen DeGeneres and a dog?

[Ellen's got a new wife?]

I think they attacked Randi Rhodes but I'm not sure.

[FUnnie first response! You get a dog biscuit!]

Something about Ellen adopting a dog and giving it to a family and the humane society went and took the dog back from those little kids (I heard Ellen crying on the radio this morning).

[She did it FOR THE CHILDREN! And those d*mn b*st*rds TOOK the dog away!! Sob! Boo-hoo-hoo!]

Not the Humane Society, which would be happy for any adoption, but, apparently, an uppity agency in Pasadena called "Mutts and Moms."

[Or in this case, "Dogs and Dykes."]

she had a dog, dog didn't get along with her cats, she gave the dog to a friend and the shelter she got it from said she couldn't do that so they took the dog back and re adopted it out to someone else. I'm sure there's more but those are the cliff notes.

[Clifford the Big Red Rule Book.]

the shelter is apparently a pickle faced "rules are rules" type of place that didn't evaluate the home the dog had and just grabbed it back because the rules had been violated.

[Rules that Ellen herself had agreed to.]

So there are crying kids who bonded with the dog and a very confused dog who doesn't know who the hell he belongs to any more and a very smug bureaucrat.

[CRYING CHILDREN! A CONFUSED DOG! WAAAAHHHH!]

And the agency doesn't *ever* let families with kids adopt their pets unless the kids are OVER 14 years old.

[How DARE they make their own rules--and then expect people to FOLLOW them!]

I think the shelter's age limit is too extreme, but I also feel like it's their call.

[OK, DUmmie mondo joe, you get a special Kewpie Dog Doll for a brief moment of mental clarity. Be sure you don't give it away to someone else, though.]

Anyone who's dealt with the type knows it well. Especially in the "are you good enough for pet" animal shelters.

[NAZIS!! Probably Republicans.]

Dogs drool Cats RULE!!!

[DUmmies boo-hoo.]

It's not stupid to expect people to keep their word. She signed a contract.

[Sorry, sfexpat2000, only one Kewpie per thread. Oh, and speaking of people keeping their word, maybe you don't want to go there.]

Ellen just made herself look like an irresponsible flake. . . .

[LEAVE ELLEN ALONE!!!]

the rescue group has the legal leg up.

[And Ellen is the hydrant.]

That's one gorgeous pooch!

[benburch weighs in.]

Apparently the dog is the last possible primary candidate who can stop Hillary. . . .

[Run, Fido, run! Just beware of Barkancide. Buddy, RIP.]

Maybe we could have a fundraiser.

[Fido is only $10 away from running. BTW, believe it or not, that was sfexpat2000 suggesting to have a fundraiser. HA!]

There once was a girl named Ellen
Whose idea to adopt a dog was a swell'un,
Until the dog and the cats,
Couldn't hang and relax,
So she gave the dog to some chill'un.

Then then the Puppy Nazis stepped in,
and took the dog away from its kin
The agency's behavior so bad
(they won't give back the dog the kids had),
and all this to Ellen's chagrin.

[Hey, I'M the wag tailoring the doggerel around here!]

Why is this posted? Who gives a flying f*ck about her dog and pony show! Quit watching that sh*t. It will turn your mind into mush.

[Too late.]

7 Comments:

Anonymous ray said...

I wonder how the DUmmies would feel if Ellen suddenly decided to give away one of her adopted kids?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

At least Michael Vick didn't get the dog!

11:53 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Jeeebus, these people are unable to fathom laws, rules, and regulations...

Well they did succeed in something... The shelter that Ellen targetted has been forced to close its doors. It is unknown if the owner will be able to reopen as she is frightened from some of the threats she has received.

That will have the effect of increasing the number of animals euthanized.

Way to go, rabid leftards... you just assured multiple puppy deaths!

2:23 PM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

I've got to disagree here. The new family made no such agreement with the company. As we all know possession is 9/10's of the law. I believe legally the family could have kept the dog. Ellen may be sued for breaking the contract but like I said the new family made no such commitment.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Capitalist Infidel,

Nah, that "possession" canard does not include things like this... It's not exactly a "stolen property" type deal, but more of a "second party not entitled per contract" deal.

If Ellen's hairdresser would have attempted a diplomatic solution, she would likely have been able to keep the dog... But with their sense of entitlement, they went on the attack, using the full power of Ellen's fame and the MSM... And shut down a shelter.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Lefties never care so much about outcomes as they do about having control.

6:47 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

Animal rescuers are angels. Ellen broke the rules, which I'm sure she assumed didn't apply to HER.

All that would have been necessary is for the new family to meet the shelter's requirements for adoption.

The rescuers would have been delighted to place the dog with them if they qualified.

Ellen is in tears because she didn't get her own damn way.

And so the poor little weeping millionaire has ruined people who dedicated themselves to saving animals.

And they wonder why we despise them.

1:31 AM  

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