Goracle Worship To Reach Fever Pitch This Friday
It's finally coming to a head. Goracle worship will be reaching a fever pitch this Friday when the Swedes, acting as a branch of the DNC, will be handing the Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore just as they did to Jimmy Carter a few years ago. Of course, the one president that really deserved the Nobel Peace Prize was Ronald Reagan who ended the Cold War but the Swedes would never have considered that possiblity in their wildest socialist imaginations. However, back to the present, there is now wild speculation in the Leftwing blogosphere that Al Gore winning the Nobel Peace Prize will signal the long awaited kickoff to his 2008 campaign which will finally stop the dreaded Hildebeast. Butterfly Ballots are being burned as carbon footprint incense offerings to the Mighty Goracle in both DUmmieland and KOmmieland as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore" and this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Gore: I Don't Know What Else To Do." So what are the actual chances of Gore entering the fray? I would say the chances right now are about 50/50. I mean, what does Al Gore want, an engraved invitation with the red carpet rolled out? Actually that is exactly what he does have. On the flip side, if Gore doesn't enter the race he will be looked upon as the biggest pussy on the planet and end up sending his many Goracle supporters into utter grief since they will be stuck with the Hildebeast. For your humble correspondent, the entrance of the Goracle into the 2008 campaign would be all to the good. Not only for the great comedy material but also because it will once again publicize the many Al Gore movie REVIEWS your humble correspondent wrote for the Goracle. However, for the rest of the Democrat field, especially Obama and the Breck Girl, it would spell instant disaster for their campaigns. The split second after a Gore announcement, their campaigns would instantly cease in a manner that would be almost comical in its brutality to their hopes. So let us now watch the DUmmies and the KOmmies pray to the Mighty Goracle to save them from the Hildebeast in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, burning some Broward County hanging chads as offerings for the Goracle to enter the race, is in the [brackets]:
Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore
[Chanted the DUmmie Goracle worshipper hoping that the Goracle would return to our earthly plain to save us from the dreaded Hildebeast.]
need I say more
[How about "Al Gore?"]
When does he get the Nobel? I hope he announces the next day
[Will you live if he waits two days?]
We NEED YOU NOW
[Thank you for clarifying that and now to hear fromt the rest of the DUmmies...]
11am Norway time which is 2am pacific time where I am. friday.
[Sychronize your watches in preparation for the earthly appearance of the Mighty Goracle!]
Hmm. So it's 5 a.m. Friday (morning) Eastern Time?
Help me out here. My brain hurts.
[4:30 AM in Caracas because Hugo had the foresight to set their clocks ahead a half hour in preparation for the return of the Goracle.]
I have no brain its too depressing these days and I just poured myself more wine...
[Enjoy the Thunderbird.]
Ah, my iPhone says Oslo is six hours ahead of me here, so it WILL be at 5 a.m. Friday morning. I will definitely be up.
[Gee. I wonder what my Friday DUFU edition will be about?]
If he doesn't run I'm going to be really p.o'd at him. Al, you owe it to America to save us from all this Bush madness.
[And from the Hildebeast.]
You don't owe us anything, Al, but PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty please with sugar on top
[And a cherry on top of that.]
If he ran, I'd sell my soul to ensure he took his rightful place in office this time around.
[If he ran, the Hildebeast would be sure to expose his soul via her infamous War Room.]
The time to fight for Gore was in 2000. We should have been in the streets all across America. We should have shut down commerce until those votes were counted. We were in shock - never be in shock again.
[Have you forgotten the enormously successful Not One Damn Dime Day?]
*sigh* all this savior stuff is a bit wierd to me.
[Get used to it. You will see more and more of it leading into Friday.]
Again, purdy please Al?? Run!! ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
[A touch of comedic savior stuff there.]
wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, wishful thinking, makes up look pathetic and desperate.
oh my goodness. I would scream in Ecstasy
[Would you smoke a cigarette afterwards, Randy?]
If I have to hear the words President Guiliani, I will be blaming Al.
[Who will you blame when you hear the words President Romney?]
Al Gore Al Gore Al Gore. I like it. It has a nice rhythm and it's easy to dance to.
[The robotic macarena.]
Hell--Gore shouldn't even have to run. Everyone knows he's been the real President all along.
[In the Alternate Universe. And now to hear more Goracle worship from the KOmmies...]
A little Gore *smooch* before bedtime. I'll sleep well, tonight. I know we'll be in good hands with Al Gore as our president. G'night!
[The Goracle Fairy will leave a quarter under your pillow tonight.]
Perhaps America's only opportunity to get back on the right track. PLEEEEEEEEASE. LET. THIS. HAPPEN!
[Pretty please with sugar on top!]
Gore/Anyone 08Would make my life complete
Here in Northwest Michigan... It was close to 90 degrees Sat/Sunday and today, which is totally NUTS!!!!! I even saw people swimming (up to their necks) in Lake Michigan yesterday!!! Unheard of in the middle of October!!! Most of the leaves have still not changed color yet...and the water levels are as low as I've ever seen them...
[Global Warming. Another miraculous sign of the Return of the Goracle.]
Please Al, save us from Hillary....
[Save us from the Hildebeast!]
The moment Gore enters millions of $$$ from small donors (and big donors too) will start pouring in. He won't even need to tap his considerable personal fortune.
[Selling carbon credits for profit pays off bigtime.]
My guess is that either Edwards or Obama drops out within hours of Gore announcing and the other drops out when he finds that his volunteers and donors are quitting en masse to join Gore.
[Seconds would be more realistic. The headquarters of both would instantly empty of volunteers the moment the Goracle announces his candidacy.]
Gore's entry...will definitely be interpreted as a giant FU to Hillary (and Bill) Clinton.
[And Hillary will somehow just sit there and take it? After her War Room kicks into high gear, you can expect to see lots of stories about how Global Warming is just a big scare fraud.]
I saw Al Gore in my mashed potatoes today. It's a sure sign he's going to run.
[I saw Al Gore in my grilled cheese sandwich today. You can see it on my eBay auction.]
He is the best qualified person for the office regardless of how the the Nobel Prize turns out.
[Wouldn't it be FUnnie if someone else wins the Nobel Peace Prize. If the Swedes had a sense of humor they would give the prize to someone else.]
I truly wonder if the rest of the candidates would just step aside if he announced. It would be a really strange and wonderful thing. Perhaps unprecedented in politics. Just imagine the power of such an event. Just imagine each and every one of the current candidates standing up and pledging to fight as hard to elect Gore as they would have fought for the nomination for themselves.
[The Hildebeast steps aside for NOBODY.]
"ALL HAIL THE GOREACLE"
[The proper spelling is "Goracle."]
I get goosebumps just thinking about him running.
[Hillary breaks out into a rash at the same thought.]