Sunday, October 08, 2006

Leftwing Blogosphere Blaming James Carville For 2004 Defeat

While the MSM is utterly consumed by the Foleygate Scandal, they are missing out on a huge political fratricide story in which the Leftwing Blogosphere is now blaming James Carville for their 2004 election loss. You probably haven't heard about this story yet because the likes of Chris Matthews and Tim Russert are having urinations of happiness in their diapers promoting the Foley story as the way to keep the "fundies" from turning out on election day due to what the MSM think will be their gullibility in swallowing the MSM promoted message that that they will blame the actions of one pervert on all Republicans. Meanwhile a HUGE political scandal is floating around beneath their radar as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "KERRY Was NOT Going To Concede Ohio-Carville Tipped Bush Off!!!" and this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD titled, "James Carville is a raging.... asshole." Apparently, according to the Leftwingers AND Bob Woodward in his new book, John Kerry was going to challenge the Ohio votes in 2004. James Carville (according to this account) who was working in the Kerry campaign then told his wife, Mary Matalin, about the Kerry vote challenge. Matalin then informed the White House who somehow got Ohio Secretary of State, Kenneth Blackwell, to prevent this challenge. You need not buy into this story. The important thing is that the Leftwing Blogosphere now believes it and, as a result, their animosity towards Carville is HUGE. Keep in mind this animosity will affect the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign because Carville is associated with her and will likely manage such a campaign. Personally, despite my political differences with the Gollum-faced Carville, I am sort of fond of the guy. I mean, how can you not like someone who is willing to splatter egg on his own face and cover his head with a trashcan when his electoral predictions were proven wrong. On top of that, he is the spouse of Republican Mary Matalin, upon whom I still have hopes will consider my DUmmie FUnnies BOOK PROPOSAL for her conservative imprint. So let us now watch a political scandal not even noticed by the MSM unfold as the DUmmies and KOmmies blast James Carville in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who will NOT be embarrassed if Mary Matalin offers me a HUGE cash advance for his book, is in the [brackets]:

KERRY Was NOT Going To Concede Ohio-Carville Tipped Bush Off!!!

[Get ready for the Leftwing Loonies to start piling on the Ragin' Cajun!]

Did Carville Tip Bush Off to Kerry Strategy (Woodward)
By M.J. Rosenberg bio

I just came across a troubling incident that Bob Woodward reports in his new book. Very troubling.

On page 344, Woodward describes the doings at the White House in the early morning hours of Wednesday, the day after the '04 election.

[If Woodward wrote it then it MUST be true!]

Apparently, Kerry had decided not to concede. There were 250,000 outstanding ballots in Ohio.

[John Kerry had your back according to his flack.]

So Kerry decides to fight. In fact, he considers going to Ohio to camp out with his voters until there is a recount. This is the last thing the White House needs, especially after Florida 2000.

[Would he have worn his Elmer Fudd hunting outfit while camping out?]

So what happened?
James Carville gets on the phone with his wife, Mary Matalin, who is at the White House with Bush.

["Honey, I'll be late for dinner. I have to camp out in a tent in Ohio with Mama T's Boy Toy."]

"Carville told her he had some inside news. The Kerry campaign was going to challenge the provisional ballots in Ohio -- perhaps up to 250,000 of them. 'I don't agree with it, Carville said. I'm just telling you that's what they're talking about.'


"Matalin went to Cheney to report...You better tell the President Cheney told her."

[President Bush always likes a good laugh.]

more at:

because so many of you are asking what happened next:

-kpete: Matalin tells Bush - They send an SOS to Blackwell (who is IN CHARGE of Ohio Elections) The rest is history....

[And then Ken Blackwell just snapped his fingers and kept John Kerry from being inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2005. Let us now hear from the rest of then DUmmies ENRAGED at James Carville for speaking to his wife...]

If true, Carville should be tarred and feathered and run out of the country. He was more interested in helping his wife and the repubs than standing up and doing what was right by keeping his f*cking mouth shut. I'm one of those who've been saying that Carville's a fraud, hasn't been worth a shit since the election of Bill Clinton. People here are impressed because he's good with a come back. Well folks, they ain't that good. And he is NO ASSET to the democratic party.

[James Carville is a Secret Rovian Agent.]

Sleeping with the enemy.... what more needs to be known?

[Democrats and Republicans should be forbidden from marrying each other.]

Yeah, and if Carville tipped off the Republicans then he's complicit. Carville should clarify if this actually happened or not.

[Step into the DUmmie confession booth, James.]

It might be a matter for civil court...
To the extent that Carville has taken money from liberal and Democratic clients, the fact that he divulged confidential information to a competitor could be grounds for a lawsuit.

[That should make for an interesting Judge Judy episode.]

maybe they needed the money from her WH job?
maybe they both somewhat wanted Bush to win because they couldn't afford to lose her job was at the Whitehouse. It's not just a matter for the Nation, it's also a matter of household finances.

[Yeah. Mary only had a hamburger flipper job to turn to if she lost her White House gig. (Just kidding, Mary. Heh! Heh! Remember my book proposal.)]

You lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas

[And Gollums.]

So HOW did this STOP KERRY from making sure all votes were counted??? Nobody was holding a gun to Kerry's head! He still should've stood & fought. We all had been waiting 4 years to challenge the next fraudulent election, remember? Even when the Greens posed a legal challenge to all the crap that went on, and when John Conyers conducted his investigation and wrote his What Went Wrong in Ohio report, Kerry STILL remained silent (doo te doo te doo......I'm not saying anything, I'm preserving my future electability.....). Where the hell was Kerry then? WHERE WAS JOHN????? And he still had $15 million in the bank! That's money you and I contributed to make sure he'd go all the way. Sorry, I'm not buying this. Even John Edwards was pissed as hell that Kerry caved too soon. I think Kerry's NOW trying to revisit history because he realizes he missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and he lost the chance to be president once and for all. I can't imagine he'll ever get the Dem nod ever again. I wouldn't trust him with it anyway. He's cashed his check, in more ways than one.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity! Of course, why doesn't someone in the news media simply ASK Kerry about this story if they could break away for a few moments from their Foley fixation?]

Screw Carville! He's not one of us anymore. I'd go upside his head tonight if I was the violent type.

[Spaketh a non-violent DUmmie.]

Carville is like Morris--He's a sleazeball and f*ck him he's had his day. He and top Repub wifie like to play Machiavelli.
Why anyone has ever trusted him as a Democrat is beyond me.

[Sanity is also beyond you.]

That son of a bitch took it upon himself to decide the fate of a f*cking country. In my book he is no longer a Democrat! GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! There is however a missing piece, why did Kerry decide to do it?

[Ski season on the slopes of Davos.]

Carville most definitely did not want Kerry to win.
Disgraceful. And not real thrilled with Libby's defense fund shindig being held Chez Carville/Matalin either.

[How was the finger food at the Libby defense fund shindig at Chez Carville/Matalin? I'm crazy about crab cakes!]

We have to know what triggered Kerry's concession so quickly after the election..

[Um...could it be that he LOST?]

There is a dot missing between the SOS to Blackwell and Kerry conceding. What am I not getting?

[A connection to reality.]

Carville and the Clintonstas did not want Kerry to win because they wanted Hillary to run in 08. What is it that people do not understand in there? Why do you think he talked to his wife? What I do not understand is that people here still trust Carville and Begala. All he has achieved in a presidential election was 42 %. Even Schrum did better twice.

[Shrum still has YET to win a presidential election for his clients. And now to hear from the KOmmies...]

James Carville is a raging.... asshole

[It looks like you KOmmies are having a contest with the DUmmies over who hates Carville more.]

I knew something was wrong with this guy when he started to bash Dean during the primaries.


God...what some men won't do to keep the romance in their lives. Most of us don't need to resort handing the election to the AntiChrist, however. Prick!

[The Ladies Home Journal recommends that men hand the elections over to the candidates their wives support to keep their marriages happy.]

I really think he just wants Democrats to lose. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find he's just a plant.

[A Perfect Rovian Plant.]

I've been long convinced that everything Carville, Begala, and the Clinton wing have done since before the 2000 election has been to serve Hillary's ambitions to the presidency. And that ambition has been best served by having Bush in the WH for 8 years.

[Sorry but I already gave away my DUFU thread quota of Kewpie dolls.]

* * * * * * * * * * * * * *

I have a VERY SPECIAL offer for my DUmmie FUnnies fans. It is a product I have been using myself and fully endorse: the amazing HELICOPTER KITE. This helicopter kite flies like a helicopter. You can make it go hundreds of feet into the air or hover it just a couple of feet off the ground. The propellor rotation is done entirely by windpower. Please check out the VIDEO of the INCREDIBLE helicopter kite. Not only was the helicopter kite aerodynamically designed but it is also MADE IN THE USA! So feel good about purchasing an AMERICAN MADE toy, not produced by Chicom wage-slave labor, which makes the perfect Christmas or birthday gift. The helicopter kites have a LIFETIME warranty so all defective or broken parts will be replaced. Your purchase of the helicopter kite will not only provide you with lots of FUn but it will also help keep the DUmmie FUnnies going. So take a look at the VIDEO and be AMAZED!

p.s. Check out what one of our happy customers had to SAY about the amazing helicopter kite.


Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

I'm just loving it.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Bon said...

Reality has nothing to do with their universe. Absolutely funny!

5:51 AM  
Anonymous Britt said...

Winning is losing, lies are the truth,

It's Orwellian.

But in a funny way.

6:54 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home