DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-05 ("GET TO WORK HERE and call C-SPAN about the DSM rally/hearing")

If Pied Piper Pitt can ever get to sleep (he hasn’t slept since April in large part because of worry about being caught up in the Andy Stephenson pancreatic cancer fundraiser fraud) his wet dream would be C-SPAN coverage of him giving a long-winded speech of bloated self-importance in Lafayette Park this Thursday at 5:00 PM when the DUmmies hold their rally to try to shill the unimportant Downing Street Memos as Bush impeachment material. As we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “GET TO WORK HERE and call C-SPAN about the DSM rally/hearing,” Pitt is DESPERATE for the C-SPAN cameras to show up . Well, this might surprise Pitt but I too hope the C-SPAN cameras are on hand to record the DUmmie idiocy in Lafayette Park. In fact I always look forward to C-SPAN recording all such Leftwing rallies. Why? Because the C-SPAN coverage is unfiltered so it allows us to see the Left as they REALLY ARE---rabid lunatics. It won’t surprise me a bit to see the Communist A.N.S.W.E.R. wackos there although such a prospect would make Pitt very nervous since he is trying to promote the false idea of the Left as being merely benign “progressives.” Of couse, even the A.N.S.W.E.R. Communists won’t make Pitt nearly as nervous as a surprise appearance by none other than Andy “Politicize My Plight” Stephenson. So let us now read Pied Piper Pitt Promoting a Pack of Pickled Protests in Bolshevik Red while the commentary who is looking forward to C-SPAN comedy this Thursday, is in the [brackets]:

GET TO WORK HERE and call C-SPAN about the DSM rally/hearing

[You heard Pitt. Let us all call C-SPAN and beg them to cover the DUmmie rally so we can be treated to some great comedy.]

The DSM hearing is at 1pm in the DNC headquarters. The rally is at 5pm in Lafayette Park. C-SPAN should cover these events. Please call and write them, and ask them to do so:

Main Number: (202) 737-3220
Viewer Services: (765) 464-3080 (for programming questions)

[Suicide Hotline (800) BUSH-WON]

We got this done for the Conyers Ohio hearings. We need to do it again.

[And your DSM hearings will be as effective as the Conyers Ohio hearings.]

Telephone: They Will Be Nice To You - Be Nice To Them. Be as friendly as possible. Some poor stiff doesn't need a bad day on account of us.

[“Please Mr. C-SPAN operator. Please broadcast the wacko DUmmie rally. We NEED the laughs!”]

I just called (202) 737-3220

Got a real person. He sounded real busy. Told him about my concern to see coverage on this and he said they would make a programming discussions tomorrow and post it tomorrow evening. I was nice to him but he hung up on me, so keep calling, keep calling!

[The operator probably smelled your foul breath through the phone line.]

he sounded frazzled to me, too

[The C-SPAN operators are probably frazzled by all the DUmmies calling them screeching: “POLITICIZE OUR PLIGHT!!!”]

"They haven't made up their mind about it yet" as to whether C-Span will cover the rally OR Conyer's hearing. I didn't yell at the guy I just told him that that was ridiculous.

[You left out the part about your angry cursing.]

I Just Called Again. The woman who answered indicated that they have not decided yet. I asked politely if I might suggest that they do? She said I certainly could and that it had been noted. I got the impression they were keeping tally.

[32 nutcase DUmmies screaming over the phone to “politicize their plight” and 89 Freepers who want the rally to be broadcast because they enjoy watching comedy.]

Here's my letter to CSPAN!

Dear CSPAN:

I am so tired of being lied to! I’m even more tired of the Mainstream Media NOT covering the REAL news involving the Downing Street Memo(s) and instead focusing all there attention on Michael Jackson, missing rich White Girls missing in the Carribean etc. Within the last 72 hours, 8 more US soldiers died – but you wouldn’t know it if one only relied on the Mainstream Media. Within the last 72 hours, headlines in the UK published more “Minutes” from the head of British Intelligence and Blair’s Cabinet about the “truth” behind the War on Iraq.

[Dear CSPAN
I am tired of being treated like a mental case. I want you to drop all coverage of other news and concentrate on my own agenda---an obsession with getting Bush impeached on the basis of any flimsy evidence out there which now includes the meaningless Down Street Memos.]

Meanwhile, following the outrageous behavior of Rep. Sensenbrenner last week at the hearings re. the Patriot Act and his un-american and unprofessional storming out of the hearings and ending them (against the Rules of the House) on the Minority and now denying the Democrats a “hearing room” to discuss this topic involving the Downing Street Memos, it is clear to me as an American, a registered Independent, our country is no longer a democracy if the minority party cannot even be heard.

[I am enraged that Rep. Sensensbrenner won’t bend over for us and allow us to shove any kooky theories into his committee hearings. It is clear to me as a Leftwing DUmmie mental case that our country is the worst one that ever existed.]

Please be the voice of Democracy!

[Please Politicize our Pathetic Plight!]