DUmmie FUnnies 06-10-05 ("A thought for Dean, and a thought for his critics." ---Pitt Pontificates)

More than anything, William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt wants to be a MAJOR player in Democrat Party politics. Oh, how he yearns to be on the inside of a Kerry or Hillary campaign. However, the sad fact for him is that none of those campaigns are in great need of his delusional bloviations. Add to that the fact that the idiocy he has already posted on the Web and chronicled hilariously here in the DUmmie FUnnies makes him a LIABILITY to any campaign. I mean even the major Democrats have enough campaign sense not to be saddled with the laughable rantings Pitt has posted such as his infamous theory about how the Third American Empire began at the end of a hockey game when nationalistic fans began a “USA! USA!” chant. However, I do have GOOD NEWS for Pitt. He will finally get the fame he is so anxious to attain. The BAD NEWS for Pitt is that YOURS TRULY will be the instrument of Pitt’s fame via the comix story section of the CD-ROM insert of my DUmmie FUnnies book. Yes, Pitt, I recommend you begin fervently praying to God that Mary Matalin does not become aware of the DUmmie FUnnies because if she does, a book deal (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories) will surely follow. And who will provide the material for such Pied Piper Pitt comix stories? Why none other than Pitt himself (plus Andy Stephenson) as he has so graciously done in this absurd THREAD titled, “A thought for Dean, and a thought for his critics.” As usual the Bloviations of Pied Piper Pitt and his ilk are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to making BUKU BUCKS at the expense of Pitt’s foibles, is in the [brackets]:

A thought for Dean, and a thought for his critics.

[We anxiously await your latest bloviation, Pitt. Please continue with your verbal flatulence…]

First, for the Dean critics who have gone public with their criticisms: You are asshats. Ronald Reagan helped build a massively successful Republican coalition by preaching a simple gospel. "Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican in public," said Reagan, and it worked for them, and it still works for them. There must have been a way, there must have been a dozen ways, for you to deliver your concerns to Dean and the DNC without barfing it out all over the papers. Please don't be so goddam stupid again.

[Pied Piper Pitt is so deficient in history that he thinks this is the MAIN reason how Reagan built a successful coalition. What Pitt misses completely is the fact that Reagan had a message that the majority of people believed in. But let us allow Pitt to wander further into the quicksand as he completely CONTRADICTS himself in the next sentence…]

To Dean: There is an old lawyer's saying that goes, "When you have the facts on your side, pound on the facts. When you have the law on your side, pound on the law. When neither the facts nor the law are on your side, pound on the table." Mr. Dean, we have the facts on our side. We have the law on our side. I would humbly suggest you pound on those, and don't bother pounding on the table. Leave that to us.

[And you need to quit pounding your pud, Pitt, because right after that bloated pontification about NOT attacking fellow Democrats…you attacked fellow Democrat Dean. However, I guess it makes you feel better to give advice to Dean.]

I delivered my concerns to the DNC with a $25 check, an Attaboy for the Good Doctor and a hearty FU to duplicitous corporate donors and Pink Tutu Dems.

[Pink Tutu Dems? That sounds like a description of Scamdy.]

so there you go. another call for democrats to be more like republicans. shut up, just shut up and get in line or get called a name by will pitt.

[Will Will Pitt called someone a con artist?]

I'm not saying we should 'be like Republicans,' by the way. I'm saying we should stop stabbing each other in public, and I'm saying we have the facts and the law on our side.

[Why, Pitt? Having facts on your side didn’t seem necessary when you were shilling bucks for Scamdy’s NON-EXISTENT pancreatic cancer surgery. As for the law, that definitely WON’T be on your side when the Scamdy fraud trial begins. Your only hope is to declare yourself so gullibly incompetent that you couldn’t detect an OBVIOUS scam.]

The repubs have consistantly made false statements about the DEM party the last twenty years and have always gotten away with outright LYING, and you have the nerve to call Dean on telling the truth?

[Speaking of outright LYING…How is Scamdy’s recuperation from “pancreatic cancer” surgery going?]

I am not attacking you about Dean, we all have our own opinions, but Dean has to be heard and he needs to scream it outloud if need be. I am just so sick and tired of what they are attempting to do to our country as well as what they have already accomplished...

[The Republicans are trying to con people out of their money with a phony shtick about having pancreatic cancer? …DISGUSTING!]

Keeping the Republican's Achilles heels exposed is exactly what Dean is doing. Harsh rhetoric is more controversial and promotes discussion.

[YEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!!! Keep it up, Dean, and ALIENATE even more people![

This could be the start of something big.

[It could be the biggest whiff of Pitt flatulence yet!]

Agreed with the caveat that a firebrand can pound on the facts and the law when they are on our side.

[Agreed, Pitt, with the caveat that you keep pounding your pud for our amusement.]

Pounding on the table makes em flip open their little reporter notebooks, though. Once they start following him around, breathlessly waiting for his next outrageous statement, once he has their attention, he can slip in the substance that creates the context for the great quote. I'm all for what he's doing. Fighting back!

[Great strategy. Act like a raving lunatic and then in the middle of a senseless rant slip in a secret message. I’m all for what he is doing. Acting like a fool!]

That is the best way to support Dean is to give. They are already saying let's see if he can bring in the money... I believe he will and more.

[BUT FIRST you must give to Scamdy for his non-existent pancreatic cancer surgery.]

Dean is seriously working a multiple tiered strategy to shape the Party for decades to come, not just 2006 and 2008. How it is funded, where communication is done, who has a voice or even a freakin' seat at the table, are the fundamentals being shaped by his leadership. To get people to the parade you gotta have fireworks, to keep them there you better have a plan.

[To get people to the parade you gotta act like your permanent residence is a padded cell. GREAT JOB, DEAN!!!]

So pound all three! Table pounding he has done doesn't bother me! Keep after them Howard! You're right! They've never done an honest days work! Too busy stealing everyone else's profit from their honest days work!

[Scamdy would know about the latter.]

Dean is so passionate. We are ALL guilty of allowing our passion get the best of us, from time to time. Yes?

[I think the rabid foam around your mouths is the giveaway clue on that.]

it's TIME for some political JUJITSU and if a couple of our guys get their hair mussed in the process so be it... especially if it's only a SPOKESPERSON. we need GOOD-COP vs BAD-COP and all the other techniques there is in our communications tool-box to take this country back.

[And with Pied Piper Pitt you’ve got DUmb-COP.]

When Dean becomes the issue, Democrats win.

[What about when Dean becomes institutionalized?]

Sorry Will, but calling people asshats means thou art speaking ill of other Democrats in public.

[aka hypocrisy.]

I hate genteel politics! Why can't Dean call a Repub a mofo and pound on the table if he wants to? I feel like I've joined the frilly lace tea party, when I wanna be a snarling pitbull Democrat! I think if the entire Democratic leadership were a bit more rude toward Repubs, we'd earn more respect. We are being pushed around the schoolyard by the rich kid bully and his friends. We need to push back. If they all did it everyday, Dean wouldn't stand out as an easy target. He needs other Dems to stand up and shout "Hear! Hear!" whenever he slams a Repub. No more playing by Marquis of Queensbury rules. Long past time for Dems to give Repubs a good old fashion hairpulling, bare knuckle, knock down, dragout ass kicking.

[It also sounds like you hate winning soooo….KEEP IT UP!!!]

We Got Your Back!

[My Baby Got Back!]

What the heck ever happened to standing united? If they dont pull their head out of their ass soon we will be doomed in 2006. Trust me, we need to be united, asshat Harris is running here in Florida and she absolutely cannot win.

[A Senator Harris is a guarantee with enough Dean Screams.]

I don't know that this is 'public.' It's a discussion forum, and I don't suffer the illusion that what I post here goes anywhere past here.

[Trust me, Pitt. Thanx to the DUmmie FUnnies your lunacy is laughed at FAR beyond the bounds of DUmmieland.]

Oh...Jeeze didn't Pitt "Recant" this post...why has it been kicked...

[Recanting his own posts seems to be a habit for Pitt. First he shills for Scamdy. Then Pitt expresses strong doubts about Scamdy’s phony pancreatic cancer operation. Then Pitt recants himself and provides phony FAX documents showing that Scamdy’s surgery had been rescheduled… before it had actually been rescheduled. We are still awaiting Pitt’s recantation of his recantation.]