Friday, November 02, 2012

Pitt sees Bloomberg endorsement as climax change!

Drop everything! Yesterday, November 1, 2012, a date which will live in . . . famy, I guess--yesterday was . . . THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! (Version 47.1, is it now, Pitt?) And . . . you were there! Ingrain it in your brain!

You see, Pie-eyed Prognosticator Pitt has come out with another prediction! And it's because of what happened yesterday. Now, NOW, we can be sure that Our President, Barack Obamassiah, Healer of Planets and Lowerer of Oceans, will win re-election. It wasn't looking too good up until yesterday, but now The Big Game-Changer has happened.

What is it, you ask? Well, here's what happened. Are you stting down? OK. . . . New York City Mayor Michael Gloomberg . . . HAS ENDORSED BARACK OBAMA! WHOA! You could knock me over with a feather! I never saw THAT coming! Gloomberg endorsed Obama! Who'da thunk it? This is the biggest thing to hit New York since Suzyn Waldman saw Roger Clemens in George Steinbrenner's box! "Oh my goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen, Mayor Gloomberg announcing he is endorsing Barack Obama!"


So let us now enter the Mind of Pitt, soaked in Killian's Irish Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, predicting that, whatever happens on Tuesday, William Rivers Pitt will make it all about Will, is in the [brackets]:


[Why, what is it, Pitt? It must be something DRAMATIC, EARTH-SHAKING, TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!! Tell us, Will! We're on tippytoes! We look to YOU as Mr. Political Expert and Insider of DUmmieland!]

A major endorsement based on climate change.

[Huh? An endorsement based on . . . climate change?? And it's "major"??]

Bloomberg Endorses Obama, Citing Climate Change

[That . . . that's it??? This is your "REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ IT" announcement?????]

It's a new day.


[The DUmmies respond to the Pied Piper . . .]

Wow!!!!! My jaw just dropped.

[This DUmmie's jaw just dropped to his feet, because Mayor Gloomberg has just snatched VICTORY from the jaws of defeat! He has endorsed Our President! And because of climate change! Joy oh joy!]

The Rising of the Seas and all . . .

[The Rising in the POLLS, now!]

Kudos to Mr. Bloomberg!!

[I do NOT think this post came from Staten Island.]

Sometimes things happen and force change.

[Like the Romney Tsunami that will happen on Tuesday.]

Isn't it time we get a permanent Democratic congressional majority and put this country back on track?

[Um . . . no.]

I'm more than pleasantly surprised.

[Imagine, Michael Gloomberg, of all people--Michael Gloomberg endorsed OBAMA!! Will wonders never cease??]

So the winds of Sandy...were the harbingers of the Winds of Change.

[Wow! Did you come up with that yourself, DUmmie dorkzilla? I'm impressed! Winds of Sandy, Winds of Change--you are quite the phrase-maker! Plus, "harbinger." Was that on your Word of the Day calendar?]

Welcome to DU, dorkzilla!

[Yes, dorkzilla, you may give CaliforniaPeggy a run for her money as Poet Laureatess of DUmmieland.]

Quite a silver lining to a very, very dark and heavy cloud.

[Almost like a Nate Silver lining!]

Glad you're here! We need you to help us continue to turn the ship of state toward more sensible reality-based waters.

[Like Mayor Gloomberg has helped us avoid an iceberg. . . . But wait, the icebergs are melting, so I guess that metaphor doesn't work anymore. . . . Hmmm. . . . Well, it's something to do with a ship, and sensible waters or something.]

Now get to work.

[DUAC! DUAC! Go tell your fellow Democratics to get out there and VOTE on November 7th!]

It takes a Village ... It takes took Sandy...

[Sandy was a Perfect Diluvian Storm!]

it's about time!

[Yes, now Obama will be re-elected in 24 Bloomberg Business Hours!]

thanking Mr. Bloomberg. that is indeed huge. . . .

[I . . . I don't know how Mr. Obama could have carried New York WITHOUT this MAJOR endorsement! And to think, CLIMATE CHANGE is the reason! This changes EVERYTHING!]

Holy crap. . . .

[That's what's piling up right now all over New York City. Heckuva job, Bloomie!]

The fine art of headline writing. I haz it.

[Journalist Pitt congratulates himself for his attention-getting ALL-CAPS headline. Yes, Pitt, what if we had a headline, "ROVE INDICTED. DETAILS IN 24 BUSINESS HOURS."? Or how about, "COAKLEY DEFEATS BROWN. BANK IT."?]

Wow, wow, wow, wow!!!!


I'm not surprised at all.


And I wouldn't be surprised to see Bloomberg run in 2016 . . . as a Democrat. He would be 74 at that point, but he seems plenty sharp and energetic at this stage, so who knows. I think he would get a lot of support.

[Oh, man! Bloomberg/Grayson 2016! Dream Team, baby! Yes!]

Not all one-percenters are like Romney -- i.e. greedy, selfish, money-grubbers who view the world as a zero-sum game -- you must trample down the masses in order to make a buck. Bloomberg is a lot more like Gates and Buffet.

[A Buffet that doesn't serve Big Gulps.]

Bloomberg made a career sh*tting on unions and now runs a city-wide racial profiling campaign in addition to his hobby as a soda-nazi. If that @$$hole ran as a Democrat, there is no way I'd vote for him.

[But, but . . . he endorsed Obama! He gave Obama a second term! And, and . . . CLIMATE CHANGE, fer cryin' out loud!! Plus, Pitt called it "MAJOR"! Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to you??]

To all the Residents on the Northeast Coast affected by this massive storm, This President will keep his word.

[Unless you live on racist, rethuglican Staten Island. Then you can go to hell.]

wowzzzaa!!! is that a snowball I hear melting in hell?

[No, that's a power line down on Staten Island.]

Look up!! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, pigs are flying!!

[A northeast former RINO repiglican flying to Obama's rescue! Un-be-LIEV-able!!]

This is somewhat underwhelming for me. . . . is Bloomberg that popular in New York and among undecided voters?

[DUmmie npk, you have just underwhelmed yourself to your very own Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

"Is Bloomberg that popular in New York" is irrelevant because Romney wasn't going to win there. . . .

[Sorry, DUmmie Spider Jerusalem, only one Kewpie Doll per thread.]

That should do it! Now I can go to the beach on Tuesday!

[Or, if you're on Staten Island, the beach will come to you.]

Part of the wonder of twenty twelve. New millennium.

[Ah, the wonder of it all! Exhilarating, isn't it? Obama, Gloomberg, Pitt. . . . What a world we live in!]

any time a Republican -- even a "RINO" like Bloomberg -- adopts a sanity-based position, it's a red-letter day.

[A BOLSHEVIK-Red-letter day! BTW, DUmmie klook, Michael Gloomberg was a phony "Republican" for about six years, only in order to get elected after Giuliani. For the last five years, Gloomberg has tried to have his liberal Democrat nanny-state ideas thinly disguised as an "independent."]

Covering his butt for the coming rampage about rejecting FEMA help. We already protest in front of his house. I hope he's ready.

[No, Emperor Gloomberg will be putting on a marathon while Staten Island mildews. NEWSFLASH: Gloomberg has just now, moments ago, after much criticism, finally canceled the marathon. But you racist rethuglicans out on Staten Island--you still are on your own.]

No shocker here!

[This, from DUmmie NYC LIberal, who ought to know.]

This really makes me happy, BUT . . . This morning we received a phone call from a Jewish relative who attends synagogue every day with the usual group of regulars, namely retired men. They are all so brainwashed by that film of De Souza that he actually said he was voting for Romney along with all his other Jewish friends, because 'Obama didn't meet with Netenayu' and 'he doesn't like Israel'.

[Ah, the JOOOOS!!! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! Neo-cons!]

We are so depressed now. . . . We are prepared for the worst. . . . We are heartbroken.

[DUmmie sevenseas, don't be such a DUmmie Downer! Cheer up! Turn that frown upside-down! Mayor Gloomberg has endorsed Obama! Everything will be better now! Climate change and everything! Soon, DUmmie sevenseas, soon you will be down to SIX seas, or even five! Healer of the Planet and all! It's happening!]

Great endorsement in principle, but not of much use to Obama considering the late hour and the fact that New York is already in Obama's column.


Every sentient being should be doing the same thing!

[As well as all the Democrats!]

I was at the County Health Department, getting my flu shot, when a staff member and I started talking. She's taking a 3 day weekend, will be back on Tuesday. I told her to make sure she tells patients to vote if they haven't. That's when she told me of Bloomberg's endorsement. I thought about it for a minute and I began to feel much better about Tuesday's outcome.

[One Kook over the Flu Inject.]

Not sure if anyone else pointed this out, but Bloomberg was a Democrat before running for Mayor.

[Shh! Quiet!]

OMG. Love it. I can't believe it. . . . Pinch me~ I feel like I must be dreaming.

[Is that you, Suzyn Waldman?]

Heard the story on Randi Rhodes I think. . . .

[So YOU'RE her listener!]

AND a GCC advocate??

[Gullible Climate Change.]

Bless me dearie. I think my bloomers just caught fire!

[Groinal Warming.]

Has anyone heard of Holland, a country in Europe? . . . My father was born in a house that is below sea level today, protected by huge dikes.

[I was wondering where Rosie was lately. Who's she got with her?]

Most of the cities of the world will need to move in the near future because we warmed the earth up too much!

[Tell you what. All you libs there on the east coast, why don't you pack up and move inland? Go west, young moonbats! And north, say, up to Toronto or Saskatchewan or somewhere. No flooding up there. You'll be safe. And you'll have all that Canadian healthcare, eh? But do it fast. I recommend sometime before, oh, Tuesday.]


Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

It's amazing sometimes what will make the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats on DU happy....

11:56 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

"Bloomberg Endorses Obama, Citing Climate Change"
Wow! Now Obama can add that endorsement to the endorsements by Vladimir Putin, Hugo Chavez, Raul Castro, and the Communist Party USA.
Yesiree, Bloomberg's endorsement does two things: it makes me believe in gorebull wormening and ti makes me want to vote for Il Douche, the BlightBringer, the Butcher of Benghazi.

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

That must've been some spectacular event. Bloomy would've had to grab a knife, cut open and crawl out of Obamas' abdomen, point to Obama and say, "I endorse you!"

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Isn't it time we get a permanent Democratic congressional majority and put this country back on track?"

Only if your really want a third class travel pass on the Potsylvania State Railways.


8:49 PM  

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