Thursday, April 07, 2011

DUmmie Heads Explode As 8000 More Prosser Votes Found

Freudenschade, baby!

Yesterday the DUmmies were CELEBRATING their great victory in which their candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court, JoAnne Kloppenburg, had just barely edged out incumbent David Prosser in which the Klopp had promised to overturn the bill to quit handing over chunks of the Wisconsin state treasury to public employees unions. That was yesterday. Today we have this REPORT hot off the presses from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Madison - In a political bombshell, the clerk in a Republican stronghold released new vote totals adding a net total of 7,403 new votes in the tight state Supreme Court race to Justice David Prosser, swinging the race significantly in his favor.

Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus said Thursday that she failed to correctly enter in her computer and then report 14,315 votes in the city of Brookfield, omitting them entirely in an unofficial tally released after Tuesday's election. The new totals give 10,859 more votes to Prosser and 3,456 more to Kloppenburg, she said.


If you are guessing that DUmmies heads are now exploding, you would be RIGHT as you can see in this very angry THREAD, "Are Republicans about to hand 7,000 votes to Prosser through electoral fraud?" GASP! Can this be true? Well, not according to the Democrat on the board of canvass of the county in question as you can read further down in the same report:

At the press conference with Nickolaus, Ramona Kitzinger, the Democrat on the Waukesha County board of canvass said: "We went over everything and made sure all the numbers jibed up and they did. Those numbers jibed up and we're satisfied they're correct."

As a Democrat, she said, "I'm not going to stand here and tell you something that's not true."

So it is pretty clear cut that NO FRAUD was involved according to the DEMOCRAT on the scene. But does anybody think that is enough to satisfy the DUmmies? Of course not and so we shall ENJOY days, weeks, and months (maybe even years) of watching DUmmie heads EXPLODE over this election result. So let us now watch the DUmmie heads explode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary or your humble correspondent, giving permission for our own blog troll Troglaman to take a mental health break for a few days, is in the [brackets]:

Are Republicans about to hand 7,000 votes to Prosser through electoral fraud?

[Call it a trial run for 2012.]

Many of you may have heard that 7,000 votes are about to be added to Prosser's total because of a supposed computer error. It just so happens that the computer error may have happened because a Republican County Clerk was keeping the vote tallying software on her personal PC and refused to have it audited:

[Maybe she held back just for the FUn of watching DUmmie heads explode.]

Kathy Nickolaus is the past President of the Republican Women of Waukesha Executive Committee.

[GASP! DUmmies need no more facts than that. Now let us turn to the absolutely HILARITY of other DUmmie heads exploding.]

Litigate this. This lady is shady as hell.

[Aren't ALL Republicans shady? Use that as evidence in your endless litigation.]

I pray that she has altered computer records to give advantage to
the republican. That action would invalidate her county's vote. Her county was single-handedly responsible for keeping the republican in the race, giving him around 90,000 votes. The republican won the county by a margin of about 78% to 22%. Doubtful that an investigation will give him any more vote, but an investigation will likely take thousands of votes from the republican.

[I pray that she is as corrupt as the Democrats are.]

Third world rigged elections! I have no faith in the election systems in this country.

[So the 2008 presidential election results were fraudulent?]

This is exactly what they are doing their best to accomplish -- to turn this country of ours into a Third World country. They've been trying to do this ever since GW Bush, less obviously since Ronald Reagan. It's so clear!

[Adding TRILLIONS to the debt is also quite helpful in turning this into a Third World country.]

And what I find so incredible is so many Americans are willing to help them.

[Including that Democrat on the Waukesha County board of canvass.]

I wish they go back to paper ballots. Paper ballots don't lie. Shady.

[Especially paper Butterfly ballots.]

If they do and no one does anything about it, then what was the f*cking POINT!? Breath in...breath out...

[Yes, take a deep breath from that chloroform rag. It will be so much easier for you to wake up on the other side of the 2012 election and greet President Rubio.]

Exactly. If the woman has altered computer records to favor the
republican, she is going to jail. Even if she gave him 50 more votes that he did not earn, that is criminal fraud. Fraud will invalidate the votes and send the woman to jail.

[Will she be in the same jail cell that Karl Rove was frogmarched into on May 12, 2006?]

Some people are saying it COULD BE an honest mistake. History proves them wrong, but still we shall see...I am seeing RED RIGHT NOW. Need to go outside.

[...And Primal Scream helplessly into the wind.]

Republicans always cheat in any way they can possibly get away with. It was a no brainer. Never, ever trust a republican. Ever.

[Good thing Joe Isuzu is a Democrat.]

As the Rude Pundit said... "You need to expect that motherf*ckers will f*ck their mothers. It's just what motherf*ckers do. They f*ck their mothers. It's right there in the word. If you put John Boehner's mother in front of him, he will f*ck her. Because he is a motherf*cker. It's what he knows. It's what all Republicans know. It's their nature. "

[That's the trademark of the Rude Pundit. Commentary that is subtle and profound.]

Any decent audit will catch them unless the local clerks are in on it.

[Including that DEMOCRAT member of the Waukesha County board of canvass.]

If Wisconsin democrats don't subpoena the computer and have an expert examine it what can one say.

[The computer MUST take the stand!!!]

There are times when the people have to take matters into their own hands. Cuz we're not gonna take it anymore.

[Declared the pizza-munching DUmmie from his basement bastion.]

A million person march, general strikes, and mass boycotts are good first steps. Taking matters into our own hands may be the only way to retain our rights.

["I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE."]

Chill. If the official has altered records, she has invalidated her county's vote and put herself in handcuffs.

[She will be arrested in just 24 business hours.]

Wow, what a conincidink! I just 'found' 8,000 more votes on a dusty harddrive that obviously is legit and fair. Wonder how it got matter, tally the votes please! Before I find 55,000 votes, in my pants!!!

[And Ben Burch will be happy to lend you a hand to find them.]

Okay, I thought this was a done deal, election was over, and Prosser had *LOST*. What's going on in

[Freudenschade happened. Your victory champagne has once again turned to vinegar.]

Nate Silver thinks these votes are likely legit.

[Oops! No Silver lining there.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tears of their misery are so deliciousss...

9:32 PM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

Social Justice?

Ha! We've got Poetic Justice.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are they griping? Didn't vote fraud elect Al Franken? These votes weren't found in the trunk of some political hack's car 2 days after the election like happened with Franken. Are you commielibs really interested in open, fair, legal elections? Are you really? If the illegal aliens, felons, and necro-American vote fraud was stopped, you commielibs wouldn't win another election except in San francisco and Chicago. I guess it sucks to be you, huh?

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta agree, the tears of thousands of angry liberals are sweeter than the finest nectar. I'm drinking them by the gallons tonight.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Republicans always cheat in any way they can..."

Yes, it's always so damn annoying when they insist on actually counting the votes and ruin a perfectly good rigged election.

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

No offense, PJ, but did you HAVE to use that unsettling graphic? Seems like what Troglaman's fantasy universe looks like as reality continues to slowly crush it.

And thanks for allowing Troglaman the Guttersnipe that break. Perhaps after he hammers down a couple of liters of straight Everclear he'll be able to once more try to impress us by seeing how many times he can power-slam his head up his ass.

2:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get used to it lefties this is what it's going to feel like on a regular basis until we get this country back to where it needs to be. So get you're temper tantrums out of your system now cause it's going to be a long car ride and we don't want to have to stop and spank you every half mile.....but we will, and we'll enjoy it.

Johnny 5 is doing the happy dance!

5:41 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Reality to them is like the 9th circle of hell.

6:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Love it!

DUmmie tears and "outrage" are truly ambrosial. Mmm MMM.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Corona said...
Reality to them is like the 9th circle of hell.

That explains Troglaman's attitude and behavior perfectly.

12:51 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

KKKarl Rove, you magnificent bastard. The great Charles Schultz couldn't have scripted it any better.
Lucy: Ok Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football, you run up and kick it.

Charlie Brown: ARRRRRGGGH! PLOP!

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

By hilarious coincidence, I'm a resident of Waukesha County and I live in the City of Brookfield. I voted Tuesday with many of my fellow Brookfieldians and we overwhelmingly voted for Judge Prosser by a margin of 73%-27%.

No fraud occured, no votes were "found", no hanging chads. The problem arose when the official vote tally was not promptly transmitted from city election officials to the county election officials. This oversight was not found until Thursday, less than 48 hours after the close of the polls. Such an oversight can occur because the county officials do not maintain a spreadsheet that shows votes by individual villages, towns and cities but rather lists the votes simply as Republican or Democrat. So, initially, the was no space on the county records that showed no votes received from the City of brookfield.

But the fatuous Democrat candidate, Ms. Kloppenberg, had already claimed victory on the basis of an unofficial 204 vote margin (out of over 1.5 million votes cast). Her claim was based on initial press tallies, not the official canvasssing. (Actually this is a smart move, claim victory as soon as possible and then call into doubt any subsequent votes that favor your opponent.)

This time, however, the Donks have been hoisted on their own petard.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You may be right, elrond. Everything I've read that makes any sense seems to point to a clerical error at this point. We'll see.

12:27 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

And the Trog WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity!!!

7:32 AM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Can we quit calling them "Dummies" and start calling them "Incredibly, Stupidly Ignorants"?

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just don't really seem to understand the difference between "Unofficial tally" and "Official count," do they?

Oh - and the graphic may be gross, but I can't imagine a more perfect one to use.

Mmmmmm, tears, lovely delicious tears....


8:29 AM  

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