Saturday, July 17, 2010

DUmmies Gloat Over Dick Cheney Heart Problems

Feel the love! As soon as I heard that former vice president (who should have been president) Dick Cheney had heart problems and needed to undergo surgery, I just knew the DUmmies would display their venom once again. And they have proven me right as you can see in this THREAD, "Dick Cheney Likely Has End-Stage Heart Disease." I used the pic of Cheney as Dr. Evil above since I think he would appreciate the humor of how the Left views him. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into full venom mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wishing Cheney well, is in the [brackets]:

Dick Cheney Likely Has End-Stage Heart Disease

[Don't get your hopes up and count him out yet.]

"End Stage." In this particular case, I like the sound of that.

[Feel the love!]

I'd rather the f*cker was rotting in jail, but I'll take his death if it's all we can get.

[How does it feel to be rotting in the rubber room?]

The mother f*cker should have his bones picked by Vultures

[Remember, no criticism of Obama in DUmmieland is allowed but you are free to pour your venom on Cheney as per the rules.]

I'm still waiting for karma to do its job. He's living in the lap of luxury, had incredible power, a healthy family, and is beyond the reach of the law. Where, exactly, is karma?

[The karma is that you are still stuck in Mommy's basement posting this.]

I don't want to bust on ya, but jeez, this motherfucker REALLY die a slow, painful ass bleeding death.

[Is that you, Bryan T. Platt, because you posted basically the same thing about Ronald Reagan. Here is what Jello Biafra fan BRIAN T. PLATT POSTED on the UseNet about President Reagan in 1998:

Subject: Re: Happy 87th President Reagan!
From: (Brian T. Platt)
Date: 1998/03/01
Message-ID: <6daue1$p1r$>
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Damn, when is that old bastard finally going to die? Seems rather fitting, sort of like God punishing him, that he's wasting away with alzheimers.

I'm surprised we havent seen Gingrich and the like rushing to spend billions to create the Ronald Reagan Alzheimers Research Center.]

I'm sure Cheney will be fine in a month or two and somewhere, someplace, some once young and healthy cadaver will turn up sans heart. Waiting list? Cheney doesn't do waiting lists.

[A lot of cadavers lying nightly on the floor of Bukowskis but I would exactly call them healthy.]

I hope Dick is in pain and drowning in his own fluids

[That also sounds like BRIAN T. PLATT. BTW, did you enjoy your Florida trip last may, Brian? The BSO would like to question you about certain late night aspects of it.]

Send him to Arizona to be frozen. We can thaw him for trial.

[At The Hague?]

let the evil motherf*cker die.

[A Brian T. Platt encore?]

Smoke a turd in Hell, Dick!

[Sorry, he prefers smoked salmon to smoked DUmmies.]

I think each time he defies death, he gives us all the finger.

[Prepare for the finger!]

The vitriol I've seen in this thread goes beyond the pale; surprisingly worse than the things I've read here about Osama Bin Laden.


Cheney has killed more people than Bin Laden has.

[I would love for this DUmmie to entrust his neck to Bin Laden.]

it wouldn't surprise me if he was already dead.

[We already know you are brain dead.]

Let's send him a "get well soon" bacon cheeseburger

[Feel the love!]

don't worry, he'll shoot someone in the face and then steal their heart while they are writhing in pain from the buck shot.

[Don't worry about him stealing your brain. Your skull is already empty.]

Is he dead yet?Is he dead yet?Is he dead yet?

[Whispered Brian T. Platt at his high security computer job...shortly before he was brought before the BSO.]

I hope he dies a slow death. The amount of pain due that man would be no where close to what he deserves.

[Yup, that definitely sounds like Brian T. Platt.]


Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

The DUmmies are in a bind, their Chosen One is proving a spectacular failure who fucks up everything he touches while his clownish VP walks into walls.

Their little dream world of entitlements and benefits is drowning in a sea of debt. The outlook for the November elections is ominous.

The DUmmies need a Two Minutes Hate and Dick Cheney fits the bill perfectly. That he's been out of office since January of 2009 is irrelevant.

Dick Cheney is the DUmmies' Emmanuel Goldstein.

1:12 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Gotta love reactionary leftist "compassion".

3:04 PM  
Anonymous JoAnne said...

Yikes, that's no place for a grandma to be! My eyes are burning.

Thank you for going where no man (and certainly no lady) should have to go!

6:41 PM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Everyone knows that to take the former VP down you need a Jedi Knight. Like,duh!

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhhgg, your take down of DU is funny, but their hatred and vitriol is the main reason why I left the Left. I'm tired of them wishing a slow tortuous death on people, and wishing rape and dismemberment on conservative women.

That kind of hatred is wrong and has no place in America. You really have to be an entitled, elitist jerk to sit up high and wish evil upon other human beings. If we were living in a poor country, unfree, watching our neighbors get hacked up with machetes, that kind of hatred would be understandable. But we don't, we live in one of the best countries in the world and we do not have the right to feel such hatred towards our fellow human beings. It is wrong and unacceptable.

Okay, sorry, mama grizzly lecture over.

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Brian T. Platt? Inquiring minds would like to know.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Now everyone can tell why I call the Moonbats at Democratic Underground Troglaman Clones.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Charlene said...

I for one am happy they hung the pump on him.

I have a good friend who fought in Vietnam, and has worked honestly in a job making American products, married, raised a family of successful kids and now he needs a heart.

8:58 PM  
Blogger K. said...

Whoa now

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anthony Hemmig said...

Now everyone can tell why I call the Moonbats at Democratic Underground Troglaman Clones.

8:25 PM  

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