Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Obama Speech: DUmmies Slam Grandstanding Pitt

Note to William Rivers Pitt. You're political poison to the Democrats. Get used to it. Your Fitzmas Hail Mary pass stating that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006 has rendered you permanently toxic to that party. Even a NUtcase like Van Jones got hired while you still languish in trust fund kid obscurity. So the little grandstand stunt you pulled tonight sucking up to Obama minutes after his speech even earned you the disgust of your fellow DUmmies. Nice try, Will, but your suckup THREAD, "He parked it" accomplished you nothing but the mockery of many other DUmmies. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt try to break out of his isolated hell in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fully prepared to crash a certain wedding next month, is in the [barackets]:

He parked it.

[Pitt barfed it.]

My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

[Stated the Perpetrator of the Fitzmas Fraud in an attempt to attain moral superiority.]

The President explained this situation as it stands.

[By his lukewarm support of the sacred Public Option?]

Love the man or hate him, but if the matter isn't clear after tonight, i.e if you ***still*** don't get it, well...either you're being stupid on purpose, which is bad enough, ot you're just dumb by accident, which is a goddam shame...

[DUmb enough to swallow the Fitzmas Fraud served up by one Jason Leopold and then be DUmb enough to swallow his laughable 24 business hours excuse like a wide-eyed sucker?]

...either way, I don't care.

[You're losing your touch. It should be "I. don't. care."]

The President spoke tonight, and he parked it.

[Yeah, he parked Public Option in the DUmpster.]


End of file.

See you tomorrow.

[Slurp. Burp. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... And now to the DUmmies who no longer genuflect in the presence of the Magic Man...]

Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Please explain how. I'll wait.

[Stated Pitt while nursing a beer.]

Bully for you, Will. If anyone disagrees with your take on the situation, they're either stupid or just dumb. Nice. If you don't care, why bother saying it? Just needed to share your ego with us this evening?

[Sharing his ego is the same as grandstanding.]

Is it so important to you that a thread I started get this kind of treatment? If so, what does that say about you? I think it says you need a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Pitt's hobby is collecting bottles and watching Democrat political history pass him by.]

Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Where did I attack? Please explain.

[Inquired the Pittster.]

Umm...did you read your own OP?

[Riposted the DUmmie.]

I did. Did you? pzzzzzzzzzzzzcheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Fool.

[Pitt proving adept at earning enemies and alienating friends.]

Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Sock puppet

[Um, I would brink up the topic of Sockpuppets Pitt. It brings back so many painful and embarrassing memories.]

Sorry no. I've been around here for years. I've just seen your condescending crap (or drunken rants) several times

[Drunken rants are what makes Pitt so much FUn to read!]

I guess all the change we were promised was only to feed the meter. He's going to run up quite a tab over the next three years.

[Put this DUmmie in the "Didn't Park it" camp.]

We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

Oh wow, I am so intimidated. You are the smartest man in the room.

[How can you be sarcastic towards the man "where celebrity goes to die?"]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Shorter and shorter grows the patience DUmmies have with Pitt.

His turgid, plodding style of stating what he feels is obvious just isn't stirring up the little people, and his condescension is apparently wearing a little thin.

C'est la Guerre!

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

When he switches from beer to antifreeze and varnish lemme know. I wanna read that post.

6:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an embarrassment! I should have cut off his father's penis on our wedding night, but I couldn't find it.


5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you."

I really need to remember that one. LOL!

6:30 PM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

I'm still laughing over the Raven quote in comment #3 above.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" PJ-Comix said...
I'm still laughing over the Raven quote in comment #3 above."

OK, I admit it, that was me.

PJ, you need to pop over to conservativecave and enjoy the fun sometime. I've mentioned to my good friend franksolich to invite you over but don't know if he ever did. Well, if he hasn't, I am.


3:17 PM  

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