Sunday, August 16, 2009

"I covered up Glen Beck's books at Costco today"

The DUmmies absolutely can't tolerate conservatives. They would dearly love to remove Rush Limbaugh from the air via the "Fairness Doctrine." It enrages them that Michelle Malkin's book, on the heels of Mark Levin's book, is now the top seller in the country. So no surprise they are now gloating about a stunt posted in this DUmmie THREAD, "I covered up Glen Beck's books at Costco today." So let us now watch the DUmmies hail this laughably pathetic attempt at censorship in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that a lot of Barnes & Noble clerks have the same silly idea, is in the [brackets]:


I covered up Glen Beck's books at Costco today.

[Congratulations! You just earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

I put other books on top so that people couldn't see them. Is that wrong? It didn't feel wrong.

[Too bad for you, the other books were written by Michelle Malkin and Mark Levin so you still are a loser. Now on to your fellow DUmmies...]

I did that last time I saw Coulter's lies on display Good job!

[A DUmmie admitting that he too is a loser.]

And they're still bestsellers. Think how many more would sell if we didn't do this.

[The mark of book success is when DUmmies desperately try to hide them.]

They are "best-sellers" because right-wing billionaires and organizations buy them in bulk to prop up the sales figures. The fact that they are "best-sellers" is an illusion.

[Karl Rove making the rounds of bookstores with sacks full of cash.]

The exact same amount of books would sell, dumbass. If some random shithead wants a Glenn Beck book, he will find it, no problem. Do you really think that a half-assed attempt at hiding a giant stack of a bestseller will stop anyone from finding them for more than a minute? Glenn Beck fans are nothing if not determined.

[An accurate description of the thread author.]

As an author whose books have been sold at Costco, I wish you hadn't done it. It's one thing to have political views, but it's another thing to disrupt commerce in a sneaky way. And, yes, I'm sure you don't think you were sneaky about it. But it's a childish thing to do, and it accomplishes nothing, contributes nothing...................

[One thing for certain. This wasn't posted by Pied Piper Pitt. Costco doesn't sell vanity press books.]

I do it everytime too - Target, Borders and Barnes & Noble this week... I always turn them upside down and face the cover to the wall. Then I place a larger book in front of them. I've been doing this for a few years now. It gives me much pleasure - a perverse little thrill!

[And caused you to drip gallons of excited drool.]

I've done that in Borders and in Barnes and Noble.

[The DUmmie version of one-up-manship.]

I just walk by a browser and say "You're not going to actually BUY that crap, are you?

[How many teeth do you have left?]

Please don't play "activist" by making more work for some underpaid wage slave. How many unemployed trust fund babies post on this website, anyway?

[We know of at least one from Bukowski's.]

How about putting notes inside the Beck books? Print up a bunch of little slips of paper that says, "You're an idiot." and place them in the middle of the book for the reader to discover halfway through the book. Or perhaps a positive message about liberals or a damning quote from the author? Be creative if you want to protest.

[Or, better yet, how about if I feature your stupid post and leave a note following it in the DUmmie FUnnies that says, "You're an idiot," DUmmie DUlover2909?]

A wad of liberal snot would work better. Something that they can easily understand.

[Posted the DUmmie sophisticate.]

is it against their policy to take a book into the restroom with you and take a dump on it? Yes, I know. It is not allowed, and it may be considered shoplifting to bring an item into the restroom, even if you had to just relieve yourself on it. There are no easy answers.

[How about if we take a dump on a DUmmie?]

29 Comments:

OpenID ericthered said...

"I put other books on top so that people couldn't see them. Is that wrong? It didn't feel wrong."

Spoken like a true lib. It's all about how you feel. If this guy/girl had two brain cells to rub together, she might have thought and realized it was wrong.

"They are "best-sellers" because right-wing billionaires and organizations buy them in bulk to prop up the sales figures. The fact that they are "best-sellers" is an illusion.

Oh my freaking God I've heard conservatives claim libs are this insanely conspiratorial but I didn't really believe. Sure, libs, everything's rigged by some right-wing monied cabal, including conservative book sales. Not like Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals" which was just flying off the shelves by themselves because of the authentic interest of The People. Just ask Mark Levin, who in the 80's caught them being distributed in bulk on our tax dollars to "community orginizations" nationwide. What a joke.

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12:40 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Actually the most effective way for them to keep the books from selling would be just to stand near the books without touching them. Their overwhelming stench of shit and piss will keep everyone back a hundred feet.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

I put other books on top so that peolple couldn't see them. Is that wrong? It didn't feel wrong?

No, it's not wrong, it's worse than that. It's stupid and close minded. Not only did the DUmmie hide books he didn't approve but then he went on line seeking support and affirmation from his fellow imbeciles. Predictably, most support his incipient Stalinism.

Silly DUmmies, you have the power, you don't need to hide books, you can burn them.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The DUmmies absolutely can't tolerate conservatives. They would dearly love to remove Rush Limbaugh from the air via the "Fairness Doctrine." PJinc

Sure. And PJinc nailed it with the TV ZAPPERS, didn't he?

As a matter of fact, is there anything PJinc predicted that's come true?

Sadly no. And I'd love to hear about the demonic, secretly shrouded liberal plan to enact the "Fairness Doctrine".

"Predictably, most support his incipient Stalinism." Dumb fuck Smitty

Explain Stalinism and how it relates, you stupid shit. I'm about to take you apart you stupid, stupid, dickwad. Let's hear it.

Is it outside your realm of awareness that just saying "Stalinism", "socialist", etc makes you a melon head? You just say it. Never mind what you're saying means jack shit, you say it anyway. Stalinism is dead, dumbfuck. Dead. It didn't work. You bringing it up is about as relevant as discussing American feudalism.

You're a big fat troglamatic dumbass.

11:05 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Spoken like a true lib. It's all about how you feel. If this guy/girl had two brain cells to rub together, she might have thought and realized it was wrong." ericthered ditherhead

Yes. It's about how we feel. And while we're getting in touch with our feelings, we censor your books. Because of how "we feel". You, ericthered, are obviously afraid of our "feelings". Why? Because you're a pussy. Maybe you could explain what "feelings" us libs have that are so terrifyingly "wrong".

Maybe it's your feelings you're so afraid of. Maybe your fear speaks a little louder than mine.

I, troglaman, am not afraid of Beck. I'm not afraid of you. I consider you and your ilk might have the intelligence to beat a cow at a game of checkers. Not real scary unless one considers a cow revolt.

Whatever, be afraid of libs censoring Beck you fucking wimp.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Ahh once again, the left's well known love of tolerance and open discourse is on display.

The 'reality based community' embodied by Trogman in his eloquent and lucid arguments here, are yet another example of the openess that is SO emblematic of the left and their willingness to embrace other ideas and points of view.

It warms my heart..

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"troglaman said...
.... I'm about to take you apart you stupid, stupid, dickwad. Let's hear it."

Little man, you couldn't take apart a stack of Leggos, let alone a defenseless pizza box.
Give it a rest.

Skul

9:09 AM  
Anonymous mudman said...

Bwahahahaha! Afraid of DUmmies? US? No no no. Point missed entirely, troggie.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

Back from the Betty Ford Clinic, I see. Sadly your brief stay did nothing to improve your nasty disposition, potty mouth or use of ad hominen attacks.

You're not afraid of Glen Beck or us? Big fucking deal, what are we threatening to do, cut off your dope supply? We're not afraid of you or your DUmmie buds, they're people with the wits of a sack of doorknobs.

Wipe your nose and and talk like a man; come back when you have something coherent to say.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And one other point how about the poor stocker who as to go back and fix their mess beleave me its not easy cleaning up after Libs

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

It's astonishing the mindless bullshit rants Troglaman the Guttersnipe will cut loose with after taking deep swigs from his fifths of Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. He has yet to understand that whiskey fueled bullshit won't pass muster as being intelligent and that power-slamming his head up his ass is a poor excuse for coherent thought.

1:05 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Bwahahahaha! Afraid of DUmmies? US? No no no. Point missed entirely, troggie." mudman

Well feed me garlic and call me stinky. It seemed to me, jackass, that you're all freaked out about some stupid lib covering "up Glen Beck's books at Costco today."

Supposed to show what a bunch of scary fascists we all are or something.

And besides, we're about to ZAP your TV's. You SHOULD be afraid. Pussy.

And why does Jerome continue to post in bold? Think about it. Does he think he won't be noticed? Does he think his posts warrant "boldness" because of their intellectual acumen? I, troglaman, think he's like the loud drunk at the bar who shouts his way into dumbassed infamy. But that's just my opinion.

Not that your obvious insecurities hold any interest to anyone but me, troglaman.

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, the mindless little Lemming leaps to defend his inability to "take apart" anything.

Why bother to read DuFu when little troggy is frothing at the mouth?

Come on now, troggy, you can do it one more time. Pulleeze!

Skul

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It seemed to me, jackass, that you're all freaked out about some stupid lib covering "up Glen Beck's books at Costco today.""

Well, no.

The point, which I'm sure passed over your head like a flock of seagulls, is that as usual when you scratch a reactionary leftist, you find the gibbering fascist underneath.

-N. O'Brain

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a conservative and I confess that I also practice a form of this "censorship". Whenever I see a book of Obama's I turn it upside down, not to hide it or censor it but just to show my disapproval and disdain for him

-I'm just leaving an annoymous comment cause I'm too lazy to sign up, I jumped over here from Moonbattery where I post frequently.-

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Nobody is freaked out by some DUmmie covering up books. It's what we expect from hard core DUmmies who demand that store managers keep FOX off display TVs or buy TV-B-Gone so they can zap Bill O'Reilly in the middle of a rant. All we're doing is pointing out DUmmie hypocrisy and thin skins: "Ohmigod! What's Glen Beck doing on the same shelf as Howard Zinn!?",

7:05 PM  
Blogger cj said...

"Yes. It's about how we feel. And while we're getting in touch with our feelings, we censor your books."

Hey, troglaman, you and your buddies are obviously failing. Beck's Common Sense is number one on the NYT nonfiction list.

But thanks for trying. I'm sure Mr. Beck appreciates you drawing attention to his book and his shows.

cjh

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The deliberately obtuse Trog is at it again.

The point of this site is to MAKE FUN of DU and other idiots.

Getting a laugh out of their antics is not being afraid of them, Troggy. Nor is it saying we think it's a political scoop.

It's pointing and laughing. Something I'm sure you're used to, Trog ol' pal.

Remember this, Trog, because you seem to forget it every other day. Perhaps write it on your methadone bottle.

Cheers!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

It would be boring here without the syphilitic chimp throwing crap around.

Back to the cage so you can masturbate in front of humans again.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oooh, troggy, I'm so scared of those big bad Dummies. How will I ever find the conservative books I want if they cover them all up? Gee, what to do? I suppose these idiots have never heard of buying online? I don't even have to leave my home to buy the book I want. Can't you just see these idiots going from store to store hiding books. These people pretend they are so caring, why aren't they out volunteering to help people instead of acting so childish? Anyway, how many books are they able to hide when they rarely leave Mommie's basement.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The point, which I'm sure passed over your head like a flock of seagulls, is that as usual when you scratch a reactionary leftist, you find the gibbering fascist underneath." anon

Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. This all started with insurance, right? Let me ask you this, asshole - Corporations are less fascist than democracy. True or false?

Answer.

Would you like to make the argument that the insurance companies aren't ruling your pink little ass?

That's who you serve, asshole. Whether you know it or not, you represent vampires.

87% increase in premiums since 02.

400% profit increase since 02.

And you're happy...moron. You love it. Think you're kids can afford it 10 years from now? Of course you do you fucking idiot.

Fact is I've met brain damaged bison smarter than you.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Can't you just see these idiots going from store to store hiding books." stupid susie

Would you like to prove these idiots are going from store to store hiding books? Or is that just a figment of your imagination?

Face it. You just like to say it. And say it. And say it. You get a little thrill lying out of your scary little pink ass.

1:12 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Back to the cage so you can masturbate in front of humans again." Sham

This brilliant statement stands for itself. No wonder the public option is just so much bullshit.

Just so you know, asshole, this little scenario came from your little mind. Masturbating in front of humans is your concept. Cool. That has a whole lot to do with health care reform - masturbating in front of humans.

No guns? Let's hear about your right to bear arms while jacking off.

Can't wait.

1:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"troglaman said...
"Would you like to prove these idiots are going from store to store hiding books? Or is that just a figment of your imagination?"

YooHoo, little man. Read the title of this posting.
Here's your stack of Legos, sonny, have at it.

Skul

5:03 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I have a better way to say it, Skul. Troggy; here's your sign. lol lol lol

5:28 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Hey, troggy, can I feed your peanuts and call you "nuts". lol

5:29 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Now we know who troggy hangs with, he admitted it: brain-damaged bison. I knew with his great personality (sarc.), he had no human friends.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey, troggy, can I feed your peanuts and call you "nuts". lol" susie

My 8 month old grand-daughter would find that funny. You should send your stuff to the Popsicle-Stick joke writers.

"I can feed your peanuts..."

So funny. So drunk. You on your porch? It's a strategic question.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Why ya asking....you off your rocker? lol

10:41 AM  

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