Saturday, August 29, 2009

Pitt & DUmmies Suddenly Discover Religion as Devout "Kennedy Catholics"

(WARNING: Extreme hypocrisy alert! If what you read below revolts you, don't say you weren't warned in advance).

Did you know that there is a new religion out there? In addition to the Eastern Orthodox Catholics, Anglican Catholics, and Roman Catholics, there is now something called "Kennedy Catholics." At least according to the suddenly devout William Rivers Pitt in his DUmmie THREAD, "For any and all Kennedy Catholics on this page." Fasten your seatbelts because you will see the exact same folks who have no problem cursing out people who attend real (not Kennedy) Catholic churches suddenly become exceeding reverent, invoking beliefs that they do NOT have. Keep in mind that these are the same people who have no problem flashing their breasts and/or schlongs at churches on St. Patrick's Day or on Gay Day. And yet here they are and only because Ted Kennedy passes away, they suddenly "find" religion. The hypocrisy is absolutely stunning. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt and his fellow DUmmies reverently express precisely the beliefs they do NOT believe in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who knows that the DUmmies will quickly revert to worshiping the goddess Gaia who resides in Uranus, is in the [brackets]:

For any and all Kennedy Catholics on this page

[Not to be confused at all with real Catholics such as Roman Catholics.]

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
Now and at the hour of our death.

Bless you, Teddy, and thank you, sir

[So does that mean that Pied Piper Pitt really worships Jesus as the son of God and considers Mary to be the Mother of God? Of course not but that won't keep him from grandstanding in a most hypocritical manner. And now the rest of the DUmmies join the Pittster in his hypocrisy...]

I will be saying a rosary for Teddy and his family tonight.

*bows head*

[Which you WON'T be doing when you angrily bare your breasts and schlong in front of your local church.]

Bless those who live their lives thinking of and working for others. Ted was the epitome of such a person.

[Except when Mary Jo was trapped in that air pocket.]

Eternal rest grant unto him and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul,and the souls of all the faithful departed, rest in peace.

[So how much did you curse Jerry Falwell when he died?]

Orate pro eo. Ora pro nobis peccatoribus nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Orate.

[Et dixit Dominus ad Satan increpet Dominus in te Satan et increpet Dominus in te qui elegit Hierusalem numquid non iste torris est erutus de igne]

Pater noster, qui est en caelis. Sanctificatem Noem Tuum...

[Pitt's Latin is off off but he is rusty since he accepted the goddess Gaia as his lord and master.]

and I will raise him up on the last day

[Teddy? That will happen in 24 business hours.]

Requiem in pace. I will always be a Kennedy Catholic.

[As opposed to a REAL Catholic.]

Amen and thank you for helping me to find the way to describe my faith, I'm a Kennedy Catholic.

[This DUmmie has found the Truth, the Way, and the Blight.]

May the Lord bless you and keep you,

May the Lord make his face to shine upon you,
May the Lord look upon you with favor, and grant you peace,
in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

[Prayed the DUmmie, RevCheesehead. And that really is his screen name.]

only days ago did i realize that i, and my family, are "kennedy catholics"- reading JFK: Unspeakable realized that it had nothing to do with "the church" -- it was a civic religion for them, and I inherited that. "world peace" and all that.
this is the first time i've seen the phrase used outside of my own musing.

[A touch of honesty from a DUmmie who admits that "kennedy catholics" have nothing to do with "the church" i.e. real catholics.]

Kennedy Catholics like us are the trojan horse for liberation theology.

["Us" meaning Bolshevik Catholics aka Kennedy Catholics.]

it took me a long time to realize that liberation theology wasn't sanctioned by The Church. what a let down!

[So drop the pretense about being a real Catholic and pray to the goddess Gaia as part of your Kennedy Catholic worship.]

I have no words for this. No words.

[Neither do most normal people whose jaws are dropping at the incredible level hypocrisy displayed here. So does this mean that Pitt will be married by a Roman Catholic priest this October at the wedding I shall be crashing or will he continue his plans to be wed by a Kennedy Catholic priestess of goddess Gaia?]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

'Bizarre' is the first word that springs to mind.

'Revolting' came a nanosecond later.

7:25 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

So, they're basically Unitarians that have lost their faith and want to have a Gay Pride Day at a Catholic church, then?

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Kinda hard to read their prayers when you know they're sucking Satans' cock.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Want some fun? The next time some holistic/hipster/AgeofAquarians starts waxing pious about their "personal" take on an established religion, remain stonefaced as if they stopped halfway through a joke. React-to-them-not.

These people are highly dependent upon the approval of others; when one of their dime-a-dozen monologues fails to get them ooh's/ahh's/hushed reverence, they crumble internally.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Kennedy Catholics" sounds a lot like "Borgia Catholics". Political power and money can buy lots of "indulgences". It worked in northern Italy, it's working in Boston.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Kennedy Catholics" sounds a lot like "Borgia Catholics". Political power and money can buy lots of "indulgences". It worked in northern Italy, it's working in Boston.

3:38 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Amazing, simply amazing..

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kennedy Catholic: a nominal Catholic who is a serial adulter,murderer, alcoholic, glutton, thief, abortionist and extortioner who avoids condemnation from the Church by giving lots of money to the Church. If the Church had an iota of Holy Spirit or regard for God, it would have excommunicated most of the Kennedy family decades ago.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

I'm gonna puke.

I was brought up Catholic. The nuns thought the sun came up in John Kennedy's shorts, and sunset in Robert's.


7:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Kinda hard to read their prayers when you know they're sucking Satans' cock." Corona

Now here's a real good example of why you dumbshits can't be taken seriously.

You a Christian, Corona? (That's a yes or no). Because it's sorta hard to imagine that a Christian would balance 'praying' with "sucking Satan's cock".

That may just be your corrupted self coming through, Corona. Unless you've actually sucked Satan's cock.

(Shit. We might all be seriously fucked here...flee now)

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many of you are older than 13?

2:06 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"These people are highly dependent upon the approval of others" Kirk

He says with authority. Horseshit.

The DUmmies are fractured from here til Tuesday. They may want approval but are pole-axed about where to get it. Besides that, you tribal bastards are all about lock-step, brown-shirt parades. It matters to you.

Unfortunately, the Dems are unable to unify to such a degree. That's why I'm a Dem.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"How many of you are older than 13?" anon

I'm nine, anon. And I make you look stupid.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not surprising. Like anything with the DUmmies, religion is to be used only if they can twist it to fit their current agenda. If Kennedy was a Buddist, they'd all be Kennedy Buddists. Teddy was a murderer who got away with it because of his name and the power that came with it. He cared only about himself and the monuments he could build to honor his own name. Libs fall for that kind of non-sense and he capitalized on it. Now his family can continue to milk the lemming for a few more bucks.


12:56 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


I'm nine, anon. And I make you looks stupid.

Off by about fifty years, I'd say.
As far as stupidity is concerned, you're a self-made man.

4:12 PM  

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