Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pied Piper Pitt Praises Michelle Obama

It wasn't supposed to be this way. Right now, William Rivers Pitt should be the life of the party at the Democrat convention in Denver. At least in his own mind. Yes, the William Rivers Pitt of his fervid imagination should now be holding court in Denver. Awestruck Democrats approaching his table at an expensive restaurant and shyly asking for his autograph. Prominent politicians walking up to the seated Pitt and whispering insider jokes into his ear as Pitt nods approvingly. Newscasters surrounding him asking for his views on the various speeches. Probably even sitting in on a panel of MSNBCers giving his play by play of the events unfolding on the convention floor. But it was not to be. Instead his May 12, 2006 Karl Rove indictment scoop backfired on him bigtime relegating him to the permanent status of an insignificant pariah whose time is spent shuttling drunkenly between his Boston tenement to Bukowski's. Even his own posts in DUmmieland reflects his downfall. In contrast to the faux insider info (which was invariably wrong) that he used to post regularly in DUmmieland, he now rarely posts. And when he does it is usually just copies of articles he's read. So now that the Democrat convention has started, Pitt's aspirations for what could have been have been stirred and he is now posting with greater frequency. Of course, his posts are still pretty much meaningless but their frequency on the subject of the convention gives a clue to his yearnings. In 2004 he actually was at the Democrat convention. This year, Mr. Nobody is posting from the frontlines of his gloomy Boston tenement. One of his posts takes the "brave" stand of (gasp!) praising Michelle Obama's speech last night as you can see in his THREAD titled, "Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT." Yeah. And. Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant. So let us now watch the Pied Piper Pitt shout out his agony about his obscurity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to the Lib half of infamous team of Leopold & Lib, is in the [brackets]:

Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.

[Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant.]

Blowing the doors right off the joint.

[Posted Pitt blowing his lunch on the doors of Bukowski's.]

This is a shining moment, and I can hardly believe I am actually seeing it with my own two eyes.

[Seeing it on the tube in a dingy Boston tenement, NOT live like you would be in the Alternate Universe where Karl Rove was indicted and Pitt would be a famous party player. Now on to the other DUmmies...]

She could be pres too

[And em-press too]


[Replied Pied Piper Pitt.]

what a concept...human beings back in the white house

[What a concept...Pied Piper Pitt posting while sober.]

We're not dreaming. This is real. This IS the mountain top.
Let us be represented by those like us. She is real. Damn. Please let this be.

[Meanwhile Pitt is praying, "Damn. Please let my wasted life just be a bad dream."]

I am SO pleased she is acknowledging those who came before us... those who helped paved the way. Tied in with the message of hope for the future. Intelligent, passionate, genuine... damn.

[For the first time in my life, I'm proud to be a drunken Bostonian.]

She's a better speaker than he is. Wow! Sorry Barack. But the lady's good.

[Maybe she is the one who should have been at the Saddleback forum.]

She's hit a grand Slam! Amazing Speech. Pelosi - TAKE NOTES!

[Yeah, Pelosi sounded like she was just listing talking points read off the teleprompter.]

KO says case closed

[That's when KO declared himself to sound "borderline sycophantic."]

Are you there?

[Asked a DUmmie of the Pittster.]

Nope Sitting this one out. Thank God.

[Pitt answered like he had a choice.]

To experience this moment- to live in this time, seems almost like a gift not a curse. What an opportunity America is being given.

[Give me your address so I'll know where to send your Guy Fawkes costume in a couple of months.]

In hindsight, not at all surprised. But I'd never had the pleasure of hearing her speak under any circumstances, never mind a high-wire act like the one she pulled off tonight. She shoots. She scores.

[Pitt shoots. In foot.]

I think she connected with America tonight. When she finished I had to find a quiet place to let it sink in. She moved me to tears and Tom Brokaw had the gall to call it "well crafted". It was absolutely beautiful and we've had damn little beautiful for the last seven plus years.

[Damn that Tom Brokaw for not dropping to his knees and crying in ecstasy at the sound of Michelle's voice.]

I told my wife that I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. I am so used to flat, life-less First Ladies. And gray, featureless presidents (who, none the less, do great harm).

[Elect the Obamas because they have better fashion sense... Well, folks, it's going to be interesting to see if there will be more Pitt posts secretly yearning for a future that never was.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found a piece of toast that has a vision of Michelle Obama on it!

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it white bread?

9:52 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...


I read her speech.

"We're not dreaming. This is real. This IS the mountain top.
Let us be represented by those like us. She is real. Damn. Please let this be."

If this is the case then these Dems are even dumber than I thought they were.

I found her speech to be a combination of total pablum mixed with a total load of horse hockey.

Once again, as with most liberals: you should ALWAYS judge them by how they 'feel' and how much they've 'worked' to change and uplift RATHER than the actual accomplishments of their efforts.

As far as I can tell, Obamas efforts in regards to those neighborhoods in South Chicago have been an abysmal failure both on the local level and when he was in the State Leg and US Senate.

His track record of actually ACCOMPLISHING something is horrid at best.

I also question the statement that all those men lost their jobs when the steel mills shutdown!

First off, those steel mills are located in Indiana NOT Illinois. Second, while there has been major consolidation in the steel industry, the steel mills of Gary and Hammond Indiana are in fact still producing huge quanties of steel and there are still people employed in those jobs.

So where were all these men really employed?? Were they employed at all?

I am doing some actual fact checking if possible to learn the truth behind all this pablum and leftist feel-good B/S...


11:21 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

You are better men than I am. I couldn't force myself to watch her at all.

Shame on me I suppose. But I have enough aggravation in my life...I don't need to subject myself to that voluntarily.

I do appreciate the reviews and critiques though.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not the Michelle Obama I know. This is someone else, a Democrat construct for consumption by TV land.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUmmies are the kinds of people that make comments and then look around the room for approval. Apparently it is very easy to go over the edge of reality when you are preaching to the choir. What will they do if O-Drama loses? Mass suicide?

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"... I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. ..."

Yeah, Family Dollar sack dresses look really kewl and they're soooo cheap!

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How nice for Wee Willie. However, the speech seems to have made no particular impression on anyone who wasn't already a devoted Obama fan.

8:35 AM  

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