Sunday, August 17, 2008

DUmmies And KOmmies Disappointed In Obama Saddleback Performance

So just how bad was Barack Obama's performance in comparison with that of John McCain at last night's Faith Based Forum at Rick Warren's Saddleback church? So bad that even the DUmmies and KOmmies were disappointed in The One. Yes, they have expressed outright disappointment in the Obamassiah in their more honest moments as well as trying to desperately cover for him with lame excuses. Just the very thread titles in DUmmieland and KOmmieland tells you how let down there were by Obama such as this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I won't win cool points for this, but McCain is doing excellent so far, better than Obama," and this reality-denying KOmmie THREAD titled, "Why McCain's 'win' wasn't really a win at the FBF." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies have their faith shaken in the infallibility of their Obamassiah in Bolshvek Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering Gertrude Stein's famous line about "there is no there there," is in the [barackets]:

I won't win cool points for this, but McCain is doing excellent so far, better than Obama.

[Kewpie Doll! Kewpie Doll! There is a great big Kewpie Doll heading towards your doorstep for have a brief moment of mental clarity.]

The actual answers to questions in these debates don't matter one bit as to who won them, only "moments" do. I honestly can't remember hardly any of Senator Obama's answers to the questions that were asked, while McCain has had at least SOME memorable answers.

[I remember that Obama comment about "being above my pay grade."]

I think it was a mistake for Senator Obama to do this forum.

[And a lot of Democrats are starting to think that it will be a mistake for Senator Obama to be nominated for President. Now on to the other DUmmie disappointments...]

His Vietnam stories and owning up to his marital failure was excellent He's been succinct in his answers. As dumb as his answers have been, he's been pretty straightforward.

[So um, uh...that is, um, well what did you think of, ah, Obama's non-answers?]

I'm rolling my eyes at his Vietnam stories.

[Did you know that John Kerry served in Vietnam?]

Sounds like someone was given the questions in advance.

[A perfect Rovian plot.]

I've been shocked at how well McCain has done compared to what I was expecting. That very well could be it.

[Will Buyer's Remorse raise its ugly head at the Democrat convention?]

Agree that it's a mistake. Giant f*cking fundie echo chamber.

[Allowing Obama to speak sans teleprompter is always a mistake.]

Low info voters love this christian war hero bullshit.. I'm scared for Obama in the general.

[So much for all the previous slam dunk gloating in DUmmieland.]

Giuliani: 911! 911! 911! McCain: Vietnam! Vietnam! Vietnam!

[Obama: Uh! Uh! Uh!]

This stuff sells to Middle America. If my parents were still alive they would love it.

[And vote for McCain.]

F*ck you! You're right. He's doing better than Obama because he is pandering to American ego.

[Check out eBay. I hear they have some good deals on Guy Fawkes costumes.]

who in the hell authorised this in the Obama camp?

[Mark Penn?]

These McCain anecdotes are better than Obama's thoughtful answers. Thankfully all undecided voters are watching the Olympics right now.

[And, of course, they will never ever watch the Saddleback forum later on YouTube. Hee! Hee!]

I do, however, think he was fed these questions in advance.

[See above about the Perfect Rovian Plot.]

It was a mistake for him to think Rick Warren was a FRIEND and would treat him fairly. Warren is TOTALLY kissing Bomb Bomb's ass -- letting him have the chance to "tell stories" and give his stump speech, while he specifically warned Obama he didn't want a stump speech ...

[Also "Bomb Bomb" was listening to the forum from his "cone of silence" with a glass up against the door and his ear on the other end. Hee! Hee!]

I'm REALLY, REALLY disappointed in Warren, because I thought (like Obama did) that he WOULD be an honest broker and he's totally shown his hand.

[See graphic above: Talk to the Hand!]

f*ck the religious right.

[You're going to be FUn to watch as you wear your pizza-stained Guy Fawkes costume on Election Night.]

Well, given the fact that he just asked about the justices
question before the guy had even GOTTEN TO THAT QUESTION, you can clearly see why he's doing ok (for McCain). He knew the questions. He's rehearsed. He rattles off stuff because he knew what the questions were.

[All because of that glass against the door from his "cone of silence." Hee! Hee!]

Even though McCain was fed the questions beforehand- he's doing great. Anyone who doesn't think so doesn't know how to analyze performances objectively. He's being forceful and direct- looks in control, and people in the rust belt and places like Virginia are just going to eat this stuf up.
Good thing not many people are watching....

[And that they can never ever see it on YouTube.]

As a 'professional' person of faith, McCain's answers appall me

[You're a professional Wiccan witch?]

I don't know why Obama went there - he comes across as a poor second to our "McZero the hero".

[Obama's act Bombed Bombed.]

I’m sorry, but I have no faith in a country that elected Shrub TWO FRAKKIN’ TIMES. McPOW gave all of the answers that the LIV in fly over country love. My only hope is that some women’s eyes were opened tonight and see that McPOW doesn’t have our best interests in mind.

[Obama got McPOWed in the kisser last night.]

McCain's responses don't make sense. In fact, some of them are lies. Don't confuse the fact that fundies will applaud anything RW with doing better. The nation is watching.

[I thought you were just taking solace in the fact that the nation was watching the Olympics instead.]

It pains me to say it but I think McCain came off better tonight. That is not saying that I agree with McCain. I didn't like McCain's substantive answers. But I thought McCain was connecting better. His style was better. You can say all you want about Obama's thoughtful answers but it just wasn't connecting on a people level. Obama could never have convinced this group on the issues but he still could have presented himself in a more connecting way. When faced with a hostile group, you have to woo them. It reminded me of the Bush 1/Clinton debates in 1992 when Clinton was almost hugging those asking questions while Bush looked at his watch. Obama must correct this before the debates. The good news is that this kind of stuff can be corrected. Also, the good news is that most were watching the Olympics

[And the bad news is that YouTube is out there.]

I agree McCain did better. Obama is making the exact same mistake that so many Dems before him have made. He plays the game by the repugs' rules and bends over backwards to not offend the fundies, instead of making them look like the throwbacks they are.

[Buyer's Remorse?]

While both seemed at ease, I thought McCain's answers more direct and to the point than Obama's. McCain also appeared more animated than Obama, IMO. I think this particular Q & A format is more conducive to McCain's personal style and I also think that we minimize McCain's abilities at our own peril. I do believe we're looking at what will be a close race.

[What happened to all that Freudenschade victory champagne you were gulping down so recently? And now we visit the gloomy KOmmies...]

Why McCain's "win" wasn't really a win at the FBF

[What you saw you didn't really see.]

I am somewhat upset at the chicken littling going on over the Faith Based Forum. Obama did a great job expressing who he is. McCain gave a stump speech to his base.

[Keep trying to convince yourself of this.]

Remember McCain pronouncing "America" as "Amuurica"? How many times do you figure we'll be hearing that in an ad soon?

[Very "substantive" criticism there.]

As an Obama supporter, one has to read between the lines and look forward. What he does is planned, and planned with precision. I would urge those going into fits of clucking to think about this and look forward a day or so. Stay focused and try not to let your heads explode over things like this. One thing I think we can all agree on is; Obama is not stupid. He did this forum for a reason and he wouldn't have done it if he didn't think he was going to come out of it without a net gain in votes. IMHO, he accomplished that and more. He came off as thoughtful, pragmatic and grounded in his faith. Have faith, he accomplished much tonight!

[Translation: Don't panic! Obama only came across terribly because it was all part of his perfect plan.]

Perhaps panic helps some people focus.

[The power of positive panicking.]

McCain beat our ass tonight

[May we now hit the Panic Button?]

Obama had better kick McCain's ass in the debates, or he's toast. Try not to forget he's only half-white.

[Try not to forget that you're obsessed with race.]

I think they asked McCain things they already knew the answers too as if they wanted to help him promote his views.

[It was that glass up against the door in that "cone of silence."]

It sure looks like McCain had already seen the questions. Normally, he has trouble putting a couple of sentences together. Last night, he seemed prepared.

[It was either that glass against the door in the "cone of silence" or the intercom pumping the Obama interview in. I'm not sure which.]

Not to worry. It will be replayed ad infinitum

[On lots of McCain ads.]

look at the bright side they'll have to give more airtime to Obama to get his complete answers.

[Um, uh, well, ah, I think, uh, that perphaps, um, that you could be, uh, right.]

At worst it was a tie.

[A few more "ties" like that and Obama will have to wave the white flag.]

One of my best friends is a fundamentalist Xian hardcore fundie, rightwing black conservative. He just left a voicemail on my phone (I was at a party) hopping mad about the debate. He nearly yelled into my phone:

[BOGUS STORY ALERT!!! Stand by for a completely phony sounding story!]

"I don't know how anybody could vote for McCain after that performance. If he had told one more story -- 'Let me tell you a story' to this, 'let me tell you something' to that -- all he did was shuck and bob and duck."

[Said the "fundy friend."]

My friend continued:

[You mean your "friend" continued:]

"I really liked Obama. He was honest and clearly explained his position on things. I may not agree with everything he said, but at least he had the strength to stand by his convictions and state his case."

[You need to make your phony stories sound a lot more authentic than this but continue...]

Mind you, this is coming from a 52-year-old professional upper-middle class man in the suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio who has never voted for a Democrat in his life, and he's as full-blown born-again evangelical non-denominational Christian as they come. He closed with this message.

["The preceding is a work of KOmmie fiction."]

"This finally made me make my decision. You've won. I'm voting for Obama."

[How very convenient that this story appears right after Obama Bombed Bombed.]

Yippy! If you are fibbing your nose will fall off.

[Attention everybody in the audience! Please do not move! We are searching for a KOmmie Pinnochio nose somewhere on the floor of the auditorium.]

Obama, OTOH, did himself no harm at all tonight. He lost no support, and probably opened quite a few minds.

[And opened quite a few wounds.]

Jesus would vote for Obama. I am a Christian, and I am sure of that.

[Attention! We have another KOmmie Pinocchio nose on the floor!]

Jesus would not have a vote ... His ass would be either in Gitmo or renditioned to wherever Caesar is now.

[Stated the KOmmie biblical scholar.]

I didn't watch, but the feeling I get is that we really do need to work to win back the White House. It's not going to be a cake-walk. I'm donating tonight, since that's about the only thing I can do right now.

[Barack Obama is just $10 away from winning a debate.]

We have been here before. You don't bring Karate to a gun fight. You bring an Uzzi. McCain brought an Uzzi. Obama brought a pocket knife and got ambushed. It's time to stop this crap.

[But...but I thought Obama won at that forum. At least that is what you KOmmies have been trying ever so hard to convince yourselves of.]

His answer "above my pay grade" will be in an ad tomorrow. He appeared to give non answers to me. And he must have said uh and um a hundred times!

[LIAR!!! It was just 99 times!]

did you not notice the um and uhhs all over the place? One of Obamas greatest gifts is his superior oratory skills.
Where were they tonight? It made him appear hesitant to me. And ill spoken.

[Obama's superior oratory skills are still on vacation in Hawaii.]

I know there are many answers but they wanted Obama's answer. And he didn't give one.

[Because it was above his pay grade.]

McCain won, but it wasn't at all a bad night for Obama. He didn't screw up, he looked good, and pulled of what he came for.

[It wasn't a bad night for Obama. It was a disastrous night.]

McCain was talking to the audience. Obama was having a conversation with Rick Warren. McCain's style was much more effective. Obama needs to learn to speak over the questioner to the country - if he doesn't, he is going to have big problems.

[Houston, we have a problem. A BIG problem.]

If it wasnt his crowd why go in there. Would obama campaign to a kkk rally? Would he go and speak before the right to life? why do this. He just gets done with a hawaian vacation and looked like he was still on vacation. Terrible planing. Its simple...until the obama staff gets off their high horse and realize this is dirty campaign they will get their ass kicked. simple...

[A KOmmie speaks uncomfortable truth to power.]

David Shuster agreed with Pat Buchanan that McCain "won" tonight, and that this may have been McCain's finest hour. Michelle Bernard chimed in with her agreement. Then MSNBC went to the regular "true-crime" format, at which time, of course, all remote controls I know of switch from MSNBC to CNN.

[And Shuster looked just as unhappy as when Karl Rove was NOT indicted on May 12, 2006 despite Shuster's tip from "reliable source" Jason Leopold.]

Not to mention the fact that Obama is about to announce his VP, more than likely at the beginning of this week. That's going to suck most of what happened at the debate up.

[And erase away the memory of his horrible forum performance.]

Don't sprinkle sugar on this shit and try to tell me it's candy. This was not a win for Obama by any stretch of the imagination. CNN did an after-event interview with him and he was pissed. They commented that they'd never seen him like this before.

And with good reason - Obama was used tonight, and he knows it. McCain got an hour-long, nationally televised campaign commercial, complete with a wildly cheering crowd and a friendly host.

Obama got played tonight. There might be one good thing to come out of this conference, though - so far, Obama has seemed to cling to the belief that McCain was going to run an honorable campaign and we could have an open, honest debate about the issues. That's not going to happen. This is war, and hopefully, Obama finally realized it tonight.

[Damn that McCain for not losing a debate on purpose.]

Since the pundits think that McCain "won", the expectations for Obama for the actual debates will be VERY LOW which is good. The pundits will expect McCain to do better during the debates which is good for Obama. One always wants to have lower expectations.

[So Obama won by losing?]

Obama didn't go in this to win it...

[...but to lose it so as to lower expectations of him in future debates (see above).]

Initially, I wanted to vomit after watching this...

[Until I convinced myself that Obama's loss was really a win because he lowered expectations about himself.]

watch obama name vp on monday to stop the bleeding

[Or maybe Obama could moon us to take our minds off the bleeding.]

It was like a vegan walking into a greasy-spoon diner and trying to convince the patrons of the evils of eating meat. This was futile and our media will call this a win for McWarBucks.

[I once was dining at a rib joint when some PETA NUtcases plastered anti-meat leaflets all over the front of the restaurant. Just made my ribs taste better..]

It probably doesn't matter anyway... Because the majority of people were most likely watching the Olympics

[Please keep hoping that the majority of the people never heard of something called YouTube.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I honestly can't remember hardly any of Senator Obama's answers to the questions that were asked," -DUmmie

Take it one step further. Can you remember anything Obama said in ANY of his speaches? "Hope" and "Change" don't count.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Kayinsane is BACK! With a ferocious vengenace!

She is now screaming that Hillary, McCain and Halliburton wrote “Obamanation” not Jerome Corsi!

Mary Matalin is behind this book?…Jerome Corsi had Mary Matalin help him produce the book he wrote about Obama. Mary Matalin is married to James Carville. James Carville used to work for Bill Clinton’s campaign back in the 1990’s and they’re still friends. Hillary Clinton is married to Bill Clinton and she was running against Barack Obama for the Democratic ticket this year. So therefore…

This means Hillary Clinton was actually the one who wrote the book and through her good pal Mary Matalin had her find the schmuck Jerome Corsi to put his name on the book to protect herself from being associated in any way shape or form to be being behind it!!

Hillary Clinton should be ashamed of herself. She is no different than the Fox News morons of our time. She has reduced herself to a complete right wing freak and the company she is keeping is a reflection of this fact!!!

And by the way….the reason why The Obama Nation has catapulted to the Top 10 over at Amazon and other places is BECAUSE THE RIGHT WINGERS ASSOCIATED WITH HILLARY CLINTON BOUGHT UP THE BOOKS TO GIVE THE APPEARANCE THAT THE NATION AS A WHOLE WAS DYING TO READ THIS BOOK!! Hell, even Ann Coulter’s book’s “successes” have been achieved in the same way!! It’s all smoke and mirrors when it comes to the right wingers and now they have Hillary Clinton leading the way for them!

And she outdoes herself in the comments!

kayinmaine Says:
August 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Why Obama would make a great president:

His friends aren’t criminals & thieves
He’s rational
He’s intelligent
He listens
He has an open mind
He’s a great father
He’s as cool as a cucumber when under pressure
He’s read the Constitution and understands it
He loves our country
He wants to protect it from the thieves & warmongering criminals in the republic party
He was in the state legislature in Illinois
He’s been a great Senator in DC
He has charisma
He has a sense of humor
He’s young
He was born in Hawaii (John McCain was born in Panama…he’s not really a natural born citizen)
He’s traveled abroad (George Bush never left America prior to being selected in 2000)
He’s been exposed to more than one religion
He taught law at Harvard
He was a community organizer (dealt with the public first hand)
He married a great woman with a brain in her head
He’s competent

You CAN’T pay for entertainment like this!

What a weak-minded, bird-brained, imbecile! But A GOLD MINE of schadenfreude!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, the comments really show how much of sore losers the loony left really is. I've never seen conservatives be anywhere near this sore. The loony left also enjoy creating their own reality it seems.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Steffan said...

What is kayinmaine smoking, and where can we get some?

I'm surprised she didn't blame it on the Illuminati, the Freemasons, or the Trilateral Commission. Maybe she's never heard of them.


That list is absolutely hilarious. Every single line is wrong.

So what's she smoking, and why isn't she sharing?

2:38 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

It sure looks like McCain had already seen the questions.

I think they asked McCain things they already knew the answers too [sic] as if they wanted to help him promote his views.

New DUmmie rationalization, if you can answer promptly and without "ums", "ahs" and "ers" you had advance notice of the questions, probably from Rove.

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always, funny comments PJ!

5:05 PM  
Blogger KayInMaine said...

Hi neocon morons!

What do you have to say to the following:

You right wingers are sad on more than one level.

Meanwhile, you brain dead moronic neocons wanted to have a beer with George Bush and based your 2 presidential votes on him. Bah hahahahahahaha! Losers.

5:30 PM  
Blogger KayInMaine said...

And isn't it funny that Hillary Clinton through her pet-dummy Jerome Corsi writes a book of lies about Barack Obama, but you neocons are hung up on my post where I point out the relationship between the Clintons, the Carvilles, and the Corsis? Not surprised! You believe right wing lies, but can't seem to grasp the truth when a lefty points it out to you.

Corsi also went after McTeleprompter too in the past. I bet Hillary was behind that one too! Bah hahahahahahahahaha!

But hey, you neocons love the Clintons when you want the black guy to lose, huh?

5:32 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said... that kayinsane's picture? Put a bag over it; I'm getting sick. Next thing I know, the tman will post a picture of himself beside his comments, and I'll never recover.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a Christmas tree behind Kay?!

Nah. What was I thinking? Christmas is just a vehicle for keeping the proletariat down and the burgouise in power. Right Kay?

I'm sorry if I didn't spell those words correctly. I'm not up on my marxist dogma.

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"I didn't like McCain's substantive answers."

I'm sure you didn't. After all, liberals prefer style over substance.

"His style was better."

McCain has both style and substance! No wonder why the libs hate him!

BTW, Kay, Bush won, twice! Bah hahahahahahaha! Loser!

6:35 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Wow, that's some picture. Kayinmine not only writes demented crap she looks like demented crap.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

Kay, you are one fugly fatassed bitch. Just admit it - your Messiah did a crappy job.

Now go choke on a twinkie, Miss Piggy.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

Furthermore, the left NEVER tells the truth. Every thing that has ever come out of some worthless, dipshit lefty's snaggle-toothed mouth has been LIES. All you worthless sacks of shit ever do is LIE. Not only do you sit around lying all day, you all are a bunch of worthless drug addicts.

I hate you people so much. You all are directly responsible for all of the horrible things that go on in this world. It's on YOUR nasty, pot-infected smelly hands.

7:12 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

Wow!! A true cornucopia of assininity. I just love that Obama' problem is that he "bends over backwards to not offend the fundies, instead of making them look like the throwbacks they are."

May he suggest he start immediately telling the entire country what stupid 'throwbacks' all those ordinary Christians are? Go to it, big boy!! (Evidently any non-TUCC Christian is a 'fundie'. What maroons. What nincowpoops.)

And LIV? Looks to me like the DUmmies refuse to process the info they get. Maybe that makes them high info, low comprehension voters.

As for KayInSane, I don't think we've ever seen her head before because it's usually firmly implanted in her anal canal. I always figured the fumes in there were heightening her intellectual problems.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

kayinsane looks like bill clinton's sort of woman.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

radical redneck said...
"Kayinsane is BACK! With a ferocious vengenace!"

Way to go RR, you smoked her out of hiding.
Oops, shouldn't say "smoked" when KayInsane is crawling about.

Where's troggy? Here troggy. Come boy.


8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa! Easy now everyone.

There are plenty of ways to laugh at kay and the other vitriolic hecklers of the DUmmie FUnnies without echoing the bile they trowel out.

By all means mock them, after all it's not that hard. There's just no need to get into a "pissing match". I promise we'd run out of the foul stuff before they do.

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it is not a coincidence that KayInMaine is a single mom when her mind is so full of garbage.

9:16 PM  
Blogger Observer2 said...

I drank the Obama kool-aid a long time ago. In November, I pull his lever, and that's that. I have a long, long essay explaining why. It's not neccessary here.

McCain stumped the whole time and reminded me of the cats who have no idea how to have a real conversation. They never listen to you fully, and monopolize the conversational space for their own expression. There's no real connection there - no exhchange, no synergy, no real progress.

Obama was a little too tired mentally. I think He "um um um's" so much because the guy is mentally exhausted. Put anyone in his shoes, and they'd be breaking down as well - unless that person had mental training from Lance Armstrong or Dean Karnazes.

McCain didnt have to go toe to toe against Hillary, he had the opportunity to kick back during primary season. So, I can give Obama a little slack in this area.

However, Obama totally dropped the ball on the abortion question. He needed to answer more concisely:

"I share the view of many people, people of faith and people of science alike: I am uncertain as to the exact time when human life begins."

That would have been acceptable. He floundered and it sounded like shit.

All of this being said, I feel much better about John McCain as a person following the forum. I like him much more. I think he will be a great asset in the fight to push our nation in a better direction. But the vote goes to Obama. He's got the personality, the youth, the juice, the communication...he just needs to work out his kinks.

One final thing:

MCCain talked about Vietnam so much, it made me wonder if he has ever gone through serious therapy to heal from it. His responses made me feel like loud noises in the oval office might make him jump underneath the desk. It made me feel like one of his first as actions as commander-in-chief would be to "once and for all push charlie back above that 17th paralell and keep 'em there!"

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"All of this being said, I feel much better about John McCain as a person following the forum. I like him much more. I think he will be a great asset in the fight to push our nation in a better direction. But the vote goes to Obama. He's got the personality, the youth, the juice, the communication...he just needs to work out his kinks."-observer2

No offense observer2 but I find your conclusion silly. It sounds like 'My guy sounded like crap but I'll cut him some slack because I think he's tired.' 'I like McCain more now than I did before but he's old so I'm voting for the young guy'

And finally 'now I'm going to take a parting shot at the old guy so I can feel better about essentially voting for the one with more hair and a nice suit.'

You started with an excuse and ended with a cheap shot. I don't think you'll be convincing anyone with that. Do you?

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Judith said...

My gosh, what percent of the total population of the US do these idiots comprise? If they weren't so mind dead, they would be funny. Liberals are the clowns of the political scape. LOL--OAO

12:12 AM  
Blogger Jack Bauer/London Dave said...

unobservant one: I think He "um um um's" so much because the guy is mentally exhausted.

No, it's because being able to speak off-teleprompter, and/or without David Axelrod's whispering the answers in his ear via his wireless earpice is, to quote:

"above my pay grade"

You DHummies are SO funny!

4:30 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"MCCain talked about Vietnam so much, it made me wonder if he has ever gone through serious therapy to heal from it."

That same question can be asked of Kerry. After all, he was the one who opened his speech to the DNC by exclaiming "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."

BTW, how can anyone claim that Obama was "mentally exhausted" after he just came back from vacation?

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I find several things astonishing among the Socialist Democrats reaction to The Obamassiah and McCain....

First, what will it take before the MOONBATS finally get it through their thick skulls that The Obamassiah is only coherent and eloquent when speaking from a teleprompter. KayInMaine is using an old psych method claiming McCain is the one who can't speak without a teleprompter when the opposite is true - The Obamassiah cannot be coherent without a teleprompter.

Second, all you have to do is read the comments from the Socialist Democrats and Troglaman/KayInMaine clones to note they are totally disconnected from reality. The reason McCain sounded so at ease is that he has core values and knows what he stands for. The Obamassiah is like the rest of the Socialist Democratic Presidential Candidates the last few years (Dukakis a prime example) in that they use the old tired method of pumping out enormous amounts of mental excrement by slamming their heads up their ass instead of saying what the believe. They are at least smart enough to know if they say what they believe, they will be summarily rejected and lose in a landslide come Election Day. Their values are anathma to what the overwhelming majority of Americans believe. As long as the Socialist Democrats persist in such self-delusion activities, they will fail over and over as they are now with their lousy efforts running Congress.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... from the Socialist Democrats and Troglaman/KayInMaine clones to note they are totally disconnected from reality ..."

I doubt t-man is disconnected from reality. I think it's more like he enjoys lobbing tomatoes into the mix here to watch the reactions. When the reaction looks like manbearpig's above, it's hard to tell which are more loony and hateful.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Can't wait for the debates... Without a teleprompter, Obama is reduced to the stuttering, stammering fool he is.

Of course, DUmmies will come up with excuses... My bets:
"The light was in his eyes!"
"The moderator was a paid Rovian!"
"Well, we know he's about hope and change, and that's all that's important!"
"McCain had a miniature live feed implanted into his ear!"

There will certainly be more excuses, but I'm guessing these are the first ones up when blathering Obama gets his ass handed to him...


and again.

2:09 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

My God, when did the usually thoughtful, clever and funny comments on this blog degenerate into a grammar-school playground full of bullies picking on Kay's looks??

You guys sound like Randy Rhodes!

Her insane rants provide a target-rich enough environment without reducing yourselves to insulting her looks.

This reads more like a DU thread that the actual DU thread.

Get a grip, boys.

4:44 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

To clarify: My little rant above was targeted to a small few...they just pissed me off a lot.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...


kayinmaine has earned every insult we've hurled at her. She's a nasty person, her politics are moronic, her principles are non-existent, she's vile, hateful, paranoid and probably deranged. And that's one butt-ugly picture.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Kayinsane is even more deranged and irrational after Osama's virtual political suicide the other night. Full panic mode!

Check this out.

When you’re a POW like John McCain, you get lots of rights & privileges that most Americans don’t


(hat tip to Uncle Fester Lurks for the link)

Isn’t that nice? Yep, above all else, you get to be like Ronald Reagan, you know, have your underlings make deals with the Iranians behind the scene to release the American hostages to make yourself look all magical and stuff!

Wow. When you’re a POW like John McCain, you get to have your own war conflict and get to use it to make yourself feel better in a presidential campaign where you can’t even form a sentence without a teleprompter. And when you’re a POW, you get to talk to the president of Georgia daily and before the conflict started in the hopes no one finds out.

when you’re a POW, you get away with this shit. Unfreakingbelievable! It’s good to be a POW, huh Johnny? Spit.

Wow! I guess all we have to do is be held and tortured in a jungle gulag for 5 years and we can be a privileged minority! Who'd ever have known! Woo-Hoo!

8:30 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

radical redneck,

Wow! Even by kay's minimal standards that's an incoherent rant. She's scared, really scared.

Apparently Obama's Saturday night implosion has caused a panic in Maine.

10:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Kay, you are one fugly fatassed bitch. Just admit it - your Messiah did a crappy job. Now go choke on a twinkie, Miss Piggy." manbearpig

Hmmm. You're becoming predictable. You remind me like a letter...

2:28 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

I would like to marry manbearpig in California. Ok I said it. I would like to engage in californication. Though I hate to admit it, manbearpig has awakened my inner homo. And I just can't play these foolish games any longer.

Hope I'm not freaking you out, manbearpig.

I feel you. XXXXOOOO

4:03 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You got it right, mr galt.

4:20 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Though I hate to admit it, manbearpig has awakened my inner homo."

Trog, you got me to laugh with that one. Good job!

8:01 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"He’s been a great Senator in DC"

How can anyone tell? Obama has spent more time outside of DC during his term than in it.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

In all fairness, Kay looks fairly normal, even moderately attractive in a middle-aged sort of way. The problem anyone would have in a relationship beyond the "Closing time at the bar" variety would be dealing with the crazy, which is probably the backstory to that "Single mom" thing.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Gunslinger, you are so right. I apologize to everyone for denigrating kay's looks. I really stooped very low in that respect. None of us are perfect that we can talk about someone's looks. You have definitely put me in my place. I am shamed. She really is not that bad looking, just your average nicelooking person. I should stick to making fun of her comments, nothing personal. Again, sorry.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...


I really stooped very low...None of us are perfect that we can talk about someone's looks...I am shamed...Again, sorry.

Good grief, a grovelling apology worthy of the Oprah show. Get a grip. Somewhere in Maine there's mocking laughter.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...


This isn't Hot Air or LGF. There's no popularity poll. KayInMaine may be screwed up politically but she's a person. So is the Trogalman. (Man? Really?) (Yes, really.) They show they have the cajones to post here when most lefties don't. I give them that at least.

And don't go clusterfuck on me. I'm a conservative. A clusterfucked conservative.

Damn it feels good to say that.

9:01 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Trogalman actually says something and has a warped sense of humor. Kayinmine just spews and she may not actually be a person...she does live in Stephen King country.

9:35 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Kayinmine just spews and she may not actually be a person...she does live in Stephen King country." elrond

Yes she does. Trust your instincts.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"She really is not that bad looking, just your average nicelooking person." susie

Feel better, kay? Funny. I love you guys.

2:14 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I don't care what you say, eh. It just made me feel better. (And I am definitely no fan of Oprah). I post on different blogs, and have never attacked someone personally, except maybe tman (but I think he gets sick pleasure from the abuse). I've been a conservative since I was a teenager, and as such, I have high standards. When I saw my reflection in gunslinger's words, I didn't like what I saw.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I post on different blogs, and have never attacked someone personally, except maybe tman (but I think he gets sick pleasure from the abuse)." susie

I do. I absolutely love sick pleasure. It's why I love you, susie. Please. Keep it coming.

3:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"... Please. Keep it coming. ..."

or kuming as the case may be... :)

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

I know the thought of marrying some dude really gets you off, but I'm a woman. And I wouldn't have a shit-eater like you either way.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

Oh, and I don't have a problem denigrating the fatass's looks. She comes here and calls us neo-con morons. As far as I'm concerned, she deserves everything she gets and more for name-calling. You douchebag liberals keep calling us names and making wild, wacked out accusations against conservatives on a daily basis. Did you really think that some of us would take that shit lying down? Did you really think that we were going to keep our white gloves on? Fuck that.

Let me put it in really simple terms. You get what you give. If you want to have an intelligent discussion, then you'd better stop calling us names and act like a fucking adult. If you act like a child I'll treat you like one.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I know the thought of marrying some dude really gets you off, but I'm a woman. And I wouldn't have a shit-eater like you either way." manbearpig

A woman...........................?

THANK GOD!!! I knew it. I did. Really. I fuckin knew it! Would I get a hard on for hotplate lovin' guy? No, thank you very much. No inner homo for this godlovin' macho son of a bitch. Whew! You had me goin there for a minute, manbearpig, you little jokster., mind if I call you that? Any new soup recipes? Knitting tips?

1:41 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You get what you give. If you want to have an intelligent discussion, then you'd better stop calling us names and act like a fucking adult. If you act like a child I'll treat you like one." manbearpig

I've been trying to have an intelligent discussion for fucking ever, manbearpig, you sexy thang.

And, face it, you couldn't treat me like a child if you're life depended on it.

"You'd better stop calling us names". manbearpig

Then again, maybe you could. So so scary.

2:34 AM  

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