Friday, August 22, 2008

Hillary To Bring Lucy's Football To Convention

Don't worry, Barack. Hillary has absolutely no intention of pulling Lucy's football away from you during the Democrat convention next week. So it is absolutely safe for you to go ahead and kick that football in the form of allowing Hillary's name to be placed into nomination during the roll call vote. Most DUmmies, although irked that Hillary is still striving for attention, seem to have no fear about Hillary at the convention as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Clinton's creating a 40-member team." Yes, they believe that it is safe for Hillary to bring a political football in the form of a 40-member team to "protect" Barack Obama. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies as Hillary/Lucy holds the football for Obama/Charlie Brown in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping its not racist to compare Obama with Charlie Brown, is in the [barackets]:

Clinton's creating a 40-member team

[The 40-member football team that will "help" Obama at kickoff.]

Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.

[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]

The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...

[Please keep that in mind, Charlie Brown, when you attempt to kick that football. That was from a UPI story but here is what that same story also said that wasn't posted in DUmmieland...]

"Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator. Clinton signs will be handed out on request.:"

[See. You have assurances that Team Clinton will not see to convince delegates to vote for Hillary so it is perfectly safe to kick that football by allowing them into the convention.]

"We have been and are working closely with the Obama campaign to make sure we have an exciting and unified convention," Strand said.

[See. Lucy has told you there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Go ahead and kick that football. Kick it!]

When will she finally do something that demonstrates she supports Obama??

[She already promised not to pull the football away.]

snake in the grass

[Lucy on the grass.]

She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[So what is it that you don't like about Hillary? Don't hold back.]

We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.

[I absolutely assure you that Lucy/Hillary won't pull the football away.]

this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!

[How many times does Lucy/Hillary have to assure you that she WON'T pull that football away?]

Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?

[That's all the Clinton team will be doing at the convention. Just helping Obama. GASP! You...you don't mean blocking the Obama nomination? How can you be so cynical? Hee! Hee!]

So now someone will see this as a plot to steal the convention.

[Absolutely not. We already have assurances the football won't be pulled away.]

Good for her! Hopefully, that should shut up some of the anti-Hillary zealots.

[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE that Hillary won't pull Lucy's football away!]

Yay for Hillary! This is why I feel so badly for Hillary because she's doing her best but it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now and it's not really her fault anymore. Yes, the primaries were really awful and at one point, I felt like I couldn't forgive her but now, it's kinda obvious that it wasn't her but the MSM. It just kinda sucks that she had to take this precaution in the first place.

[Yay for Hillary for being so kind as to hold Lucy's football as Obama attempts to kick it.]

True, she did pull a lot of BS but she's finally gotten back to reality. It just sucks that she can't pull a lot of her supporters back down to earth.

[And she promised not to pull Lucy's football away from the earth.]

You have to give her full respect as great team player and supporter of a 08 victory.

[That's why we are allowing Team Clinton to hold Lucy's football.]

This will be a great and historic Convention!

[The attempted kicking of Lucy's football will be quite historic!]

21 Comments:

Anonymous Ray said...

"this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!"

Ya think?

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

QUOTE:"...It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show."

Oh, that is just sad... And this pretty much sums up the level of thinking that's going on in this thread.

If you're buying ErrAmerica drivel as gospel, you're a fool just itching to be humiliated. Randi Rhodes? A foulmouthed looney on the loose.

Hillary and followers will make a lasting impression, one way or the other. Watch for chanting, singing, surging, sign waving... some real passion and a fistfight or two. It will be beautiful

Obama will look like an unispiring wimp, a mistaken choice, and the 'unity' of the party will collapse. The whining in the media that follows will make them all look like complete feckless tools.

Obama will lose by a good margin...And Hillary will be back 4 years from now, running again.

SHE will have 'owned' the convention. Obama will be the sucker with cider in his ear*, snickered at like Dan Quayle for his callow, ineffectual dorkitude.

*("Guys and Dolls" reference. Look it up. Marlon Brando line).

Pass the popcorn, Martha. This is gonna be one for the books!

10:03 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I wish I had such faith. I think it will be a common everyday variety convention, with Hillary doing precisely what she says. She's not going to alienate a good share of her party for a few moments of glory. She's a lot of things, but not stupid.

I think she just wants to squeeze as much media attention as she can in these last days before it inevitably becomes all about Obie and Mac. She has plans, no doubt, but it won't be about disrupting the convention. That is a Right-Wing pipe dream...and a Moonbat nightmare. But a very unlikely reality.

I dream, wish and hope that I'm wrong. I'd love to see a grand Democratic Party meltdown and donnybrook. But I honestly think our hopes are bound to be dashed...

Sigh.

10:39 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Gunslinger---Perhaps you need to check out this LAWSUIT. Note who's filing this suit. Not some anonymous kook and it is happening just before the Democrat convention. Coincidence or not? Remember what Rush said about the Clintons: "With the Clintons there are NO coincidences."

11:07 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

She is simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg and Satan all rolled into one.

I wonder what this moonbat's been rolling.

But Hillary, now worse than Bush, the exemplar of evil. It's hard to believe that anyone could be worse than McChimpy but Hillary has managed it. In less than a decade, she's gone from demure First Lady to cartoon super villain.

And it must be true, the DUmmies all heard it on the Randi Rhodes show.

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Anon 1:50 said: "Obama will look like an unispiring wimp, a mistaken choice, and the 'unity' of the party will collapse. The whining in the media that follows will make them all look like complete feckless tools."

You are assuming that the MSM's narrative will be broken somehow. I am quite sure that the majority of those fools would put lipstip on that (metaphorical) pig.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton. "

Holy crap, I dislike the Hilldog immensely, but someone's gone into hyper-hyperbole mode here. Children do that a lot.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

I don't think Hillary 'intends' to create a disturbance, but it's not obvious to me that she will be able to control her backers. OTOH, all she really needs is 'plausible deniability' that she *tried* to restrain them.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Don't worry, Barack. Hillary has absolutely no intention of pulling Lucy's football away from you during the Democrat convention next week. So it is absolutely safe for you to go ahead and kick that football in the form of allowing Hillary's name to be placed into nomination during the roll call vote." PJ

Hillary's got a diabolical plan. Got that? She'll execute it during the convention by impersonating Lucy and enticing Barack to kick a tempting football.

Barack, being the stupid jackass he is, will try to kick the fuckin football into stupidville.

Brilliant.

And none of you thought a hairy cave-dweller could get the lowdown on the lowdown. HA! Silly you.

1:41 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Troglaman, isn't Biden your great grand daddy?

7:47 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Trog, you still can't recognize sarcasm. Is this because you don't understand the concept, or does your hatred of PJ blind you to everything?

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhat off topic, but I've noticed over the past several weeks a sudden graying of BO's hair near the temples and a little on top. I don't have the time to do it, but I think that a graying photo-timeline would be interesting.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhat off topic, but I've noticed over the past several weeks a sudden graying of BO's hair near the temples and a little on top. I don't have the time to do it, but I think that a graying photo-timeline would be interesting.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiots all. Obama just wanted to sell your unlisted cell phone numbers. Expect phone calls for affordable term life insurance.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillary would have been 3 times harder for McCain to beat, and would have even added votes to Obama's ticket as VP - nice work Dummies!

4:57 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Trog, you still can't recognize sarcasm." ray

Let me ask you something, ray. What if I'm presented sarcasm and I respond with *gasp* sarcasm? Another layer. Not that I pretend to think you'll get it.

I don't hate PJ. Maybe you could produce something I've said that says otherwise. Understand that if you can't, you're the one that probably hates PJ. You, after all, brought it up.

1:14 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hillary would have been 3 times harder for McCain to beat, and would have even added votes to Obama's ticket as VP - nice work Dummies!" anon

Why do you think this? Operation Chaos was devoted to electing Hillary because she was the one who could've been beaten. And now, anon, "Hillary would have been 3 times harder for McCain to beat". You're shifting reality is something to behold.

I can't imagine what you jackasses would be saying now if HRC was Obama's choice for VP. I somehow think it wouldn't be "Hey, you stupid libs did the right thing!!"

Maybe HRC wasn't the right choice. Maybe her husband, a two term president, is, without doubt, a part of the package. What would you do?

I have no problem with Biden. He gets mad. Fine with me.

1:35 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I was watching Fox News and I saw the tman outfitted in his giant paper mache head of arugula. He was marching with the code pinkos.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Why do you think this? Operation Chaos was devoted to electing Hillary because she was the one who could've been beaten. And now, anon, "Hillary would have been 3 times harder for McCain to beat". You're shifting reality is something to behold." - trogman

Rush always said that OC was a plan to cause as much damage as possible to the democrat party..... nothing more nothing less, it makes no difference who gets the party nod as long as there is damage to the DNC.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Rush always said that OC was a plan to cause as much damage as possible to the democrat party..... nothing more nothing less, it makes no difference who gets the party nod as long as there is damage to the DNC." anon

So so scary. OC, as you call it, was bullshit. But it's cool you still swear allegiance. Shows what you're made of. I'm just interested, what damage did OC do to the DNC? Spell it out.

2:04 AM  
Anonymous clandible maw said...

I'm just interested, what damage did OC do to the DNC? Spell it out.

Extended the primary season for Obama and resulted in some of his weaker points becoming known to the general public that might otherwise not have been.

IOW used Hillary's political machine to do the work McCain's would otherwise have needed to do. And bitterly divided (at least parts of) the Democratic base.

Any further queries that you require assistance with?

5:51 AM  

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