Hillary To Bring Lucy's Football To Convention
Clinton's creating a 40-member team
[The 40-member football team that will "help" Obama at kickoff.]
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.
[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]
The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...
[Please keep that in mind, Charlie Brown, when you attempt to kick that football. That was from a UPI story but here is what that same story also said that wasn't posted in DUmmieland...]
"Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator. Clinton signs will be handed out on request.:"
[See. You have assurances that Team Clinton will not see to convince delegates to vote for Hillary so it is perfectly safe to kick that football by allowing them into the convention.]
"We have been and are working closely with the Obama campaign to make sure we have an exciting and unified convention," Strand said.
[See. Lucy has told you there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Go ahead and kick that football. Kick it!]
When will she finally do something that demonstrates she supports Obama??
[She already promised not to pull the football away.]
snake in the grass
[Lucy on the grass.]
She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.
[So what is it that you don't like about Hillary? Don't hold back.]
We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.
[I absolutely assure you that Lucy/Hillary won't pull the football away.]
this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!
[How many times does Lucy/Hillary have to assure you that she WON'T pull that football away?]
Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?
[That's all the Clinton team will be doing at the convention. Just helping Obama. GASP! You...you don't mean blocking the Obama nomination? How can you be so cynical? Hee! Hee!]
So now someone will see this as a plot to steal the convention.
[Absolutely not. We already have assurances the football won't be pulled away.]
Good for her! Hopefully, that should shut up some of the anti-Hillary zealots.
[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE that Hillary won't pull Lucy's football away!]
Yay for Hillary! This is why I feel so badly for Hillary because she's doing her best but it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now and it's not really her fault anymore. Yes, the primaries were really awful and at one point, I felt like I couldn't forgive her but now, it's kinda obvious that it wasn't her but the MSM. It just kinda sucks that she had to take this precaution in the first place.
[Yay for Hillary for being so kind as to hold Lucy's football as Obama attempts to kick it.]
True, she did pull a lot of BS but she's finally gotten back to reality. It just sucks that she can't pull a lot of her supporters back down to earth.
[And she promised not to pull Lucy's football away from the earth.]
You have to give her full respect as great team player and supporter of a 08 victory.
[That's why we are allowing Team Clinton to hold Lucy's football.]
This will be a great and historic Convention!
[The attempted kicking of Lucy's football will be quite historic!]