Friday, September 07, 2007

"Worst modern comedy movie?"

(A slight change in schedule. The new comedy Webcast will be on September 12. NewsBusted which you will be able to access on NewsBusters.)

Consider this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies a primer on how to be a successful LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! And the key to becoming a LFT is reaching the all-important 1000 post mark in DUmmieland. Until you do so, you will be under a cloud of suspicion over there. But how to reach that mark? It is very hard to accomplish this when posting on the typical DUmmie threads. How to restrain yourself when the DUmmies are posting idiotic speculations, theories, and just flat out nonsense? What usually happens is that the average LFT will out himself well before reaching that 1000 post mark. So how to accomplish this goal without outing yourself? Simple. Just go to the DUmmie Lounge and post on the non-political topics that you find of interest. A great example is this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Worst modern comedy movie?" This is actually an interesting thread and if you are attempting to be a successful LFT, it offers a wonderful opportunity to join in the discussion without outing yourself. So let us watch the DUmmie opinions as to the worst modern comedy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, always looking for opportunities to rack up his LFT points, is in the [brackets]:

Worst modern comedy movie?

[I'll go out on the limb here as say, Which Way to the Front. It was the WORST Jerry Lewis movie which makes it the WORST comedy ever.]

I'd say I just got a little dumber by watching "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson.

[I never saw it but his brother, Owen, was great in Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, and a lot of other fantastic comedies. Here's hoping Owen recuperates soon.]

Based solely on reviews, I'd say "Licence to Wed" and "Who's Your Caddy" ...are the worst of the summer.

[Straight to DVD commented the LFT building up his DUmmie post points.]

Anything with Tim Allen, David Spade, Rob Schneider,
or anyone from the cast of Full House.

[The only thing FUnnie about Rob Schneider was the South Park parody about how lousy his movies are.]

Waterboy with Adam Sandler. Just dumb!

[Adam Sandler redeemed himself with Anger Management. Plus that flick allowed me to use a lot of Dr. Buddy Rydell references when commenting on the many BDS DUmmie threads.]

"Daddy Day Camp", "Boat Trip", "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" Offensive, mindless, unfunny, puerile crap... and the leads in all these alleged "comedies" are talentless hacks.

[The soap on the shower room floor scene in Chuck and Larry was hilarious in a very Un-PC way.]

Daddy Day Camp - first film my local paper ever gave an "F" to. The review was pretty simple - "Cuba Gooding Jr drives the final nail in his career."

[But was it worse than Daddy Day Care?]

Man Of The Year. Robin Williams in the unfunniest movie in the history of movies.

[He still has a way to go to beat Which Way to the Front. Watch that flick and you will feel your brain cells dying by the billions.]

Bio-Dome. Just awful

[Hey. It starred Pauly Shore. Need we say more?]

Pauley Shore Is the George W. Bush of Comedians

[You're tempting me to out myself has a LFT. Calm down. Calm down.]

I also don't like comedies where the main character constantly humiliates themselves like "Meet the Parents."

[The scene with the cat fouling the ashes from the broken urn was well worth watching that movie for.]

Silence of the Lambs. Most of the "humor" just went over my head.

[You need to eat liver with fava beans and a nice chianti to get the humor of that movie.]

How about "The Three Amigos?" How did Martin Short, Steve martin ,and Chevy Chase ever get talked into doing that one?

[I turned that one off after about 10 minutes of viewing.]

Epic Movie - overpriced at $1

[A parody of movies that was completely UNfunnie.]

"Leonard Part 6"

[Mercifully there was no Leonard Part 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. I doubt if there will ever be a Leonard Part 7.]

"Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World"... OMG!! What a piece of shit!! This is an Albert Brooks movie and it is almost unbearable to watch.

[He needed to get Osama to do some standup bits. Well, that's it DUmmies. Thank you for the opportunity to build up my LFT points without outing myself.]


Blogger J. A. Shoemaker said...

Some years ago I tried my hand at Dummieland. I managed almost 100 posts before being banned.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were any of Michael Moore's movies comedies?

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"Were any of Michael Moore's movies comedies?"

Yea, Canadian Bacon, which was horrible.

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