"Worst modern comedy movie?"
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Worst modern comedy movie?
[I'll go out on the limb here as say, Which Way to the Front. It was the WORST Jerry Lewis movie which makes it the WORST comedy ever.]
I'd say I just got a little dumber by watching "Idiocracy" with Luke Wilson.
[I never saw it but his brother, Owen, was great in Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, and a lot of other fantastic comedies. Here's hoping Owen recuperates soon.]
Based solely on reviews, I'd say "Licence to Wed" and "Who's Your Caddy" ...are the worst of the summer.
[Straight to DVD commented the LFT building up his DUmmie post points.]
Anything with Tim Allen, David Spade, Rob Schneider,
or anyone from the cast of Full House.
[The only thing FUnnie about Rob Schneider was the South Park parody about how lousy his movies are.]
Waterboy with Adam Sandler. Just dumb!
[Adam Sandler redeemed himself with Anger Management. Plus that flick allowed me to use a lot of Dr. Buddy Rydell references when commenting on the many BDS DUmmie threads.]
"Daddy Day Camp", "Boat Trip", "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" Offensive, mindless, unfunny, puerile crap... and the leads in all these alleged "comedies" are talentless hacks.
[The soap on the shower room floor scene in Chuck and Larry was hilarious in a very Un-PC way.]
Daddy Day Camp - first film my local paper ever gave an "F" to. The review was pretty simple - "Cuba Gooding Jr drives the final nail in his career."
[But was it worse than Daddy Day Care?]
Man Of The Year. Robin Williams in the unfunniest movie in the history of movies.
[He still has a way to go to beat Which Way to the Front. Watch that flick and you will feel your brain cells dying by the billions.]
Bio-Dome. Just awful
[Hey. It starred Pauly Shore. Need we say more?]
Pauley Shore Is the George W. Bush of Comedians
[You're tempting me to out myself has a LFT. Calm down. Calm down.]
I also don't like comedies where the main character constantly humiliates themselves like "Meet the Parents."
[The scene with the cat fouling the ashes from the broken urn was well worth watching that movie for.]
Silence of the Lambs. Most of the "humor" just went over my head.
[You need to eat liver with fava beans and a nice chianti to get the humor of that movie.]
How about "The Three Amigos?" How did Martin Short, Steve martin ,and Chevy Chase ever get talked into doing that one?
[I turned that one off after about 10 minutes of viewing.]
Epic Movie - overpriced at $1
[A parody of movies that was completely UNfunnie.]
"Leonard Part 6"
[Mercifully there was no Leonard Part 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. I doubt if there will ever be a Leonard Part 7.]
"Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World"... OMG!! What a piece of shit!! This is an Albert Brooks movie and it is almost unbearable to watch.
[He needed to get Osama to do some standup bits. Well, that's it DUmmies. Thank you for the opportunity to build up my LFT points without outing myself.]