Leftwing Loons Mourn Jose Padilla Conviction

Oh, what a great injustice! A martyr has been sacrificed on the altar of the fascistic Bush Regime. As all good progressives know, Jose Padilla could not have aided Islamic terrorists because they simply do not exist. The War on Terrorism is just a bumper sticker slogan. No terrorists exist EXCEPT for the U.S. government which, as all good 9/11 Truthers know, was behind the events of that day. Those passenger jets flying into the Twin Towers? Ha! You really believe the propaganda that they caused the destruction? As that world famous metallurgist, Rosie O'Donnell, has told us, fire can NOT melt steel. Therefore the destruction had to have been caused by a perfectly timed controlled demolition in which a vast array of government operatives, none of whom has yet made a peep about the plot, set the charges throughout the buildings. It happened. At least it happened according to the Gospel of Rosie and MILLIONS of other leftwing Truthers who have come to dominate the Left. Therefore is it any wonder that those same leftwing loons consider the conviction of Jose Padilla a grave injustice? I have tracked not one, not two, not three, but FOUR (and growing) threads in both DUmmieland and KOmmieland dedicated to decrying the conviction of Padilla. In DUmmieland we have PADILLA VERDICT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS, Verdict reached in Padilla terror case, and U.S. citizen Jose Padilla convicted of federal terrorism support charges. In KOmmieland we chronicle the saga of martyr Padilla in Verdict Reached in Padilla Case [Update: GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS]. So let us now watch the Left enter Jose Padilla into the pantheon of Sacco and Vanzetti in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who several times ate at the Taco Bell where Padilla once worked here in Broward County, is in the [brackets]:

PADILLA VERDICT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

[FRAMED BY THE EVIL BUSH REGIME!!!]

Horrible. Absolutely horrible. I'm ashamed of our country.

[I mourn for a country so evil as to imprison terrorists. For shame!]

Florida justice rapes us once again.

[Is that you smiling, Ben Burch?]

I hate these people. WE HAVE TO FIGHT THIS.

[This DUmmie means the EVIL Bush Regime, not the Islamic terrorists.]

Yeah, this is what JUSTICE has been reduced to in Bush's 'Merika.

[Meanwhile you cheered the Libby perjury charge rap in the non-crime of the Valery Plame name leak.]

So now Bush can declare any American citizen as an enemy combatant and lock them up without charges, because America is no longer the "home of the brave", more like the home of the cowering masses.

[Take the "m" off the "masses" for a self-description of the DUmmies.]

We are all Muslims to the Bush Administration.

[Burka! Burka!]

Is there a summary somewhere that shows his innocence?

[Quit asking relevant questions! And now to jump to the next DUmmie thread...]

Verdict reached in Padilla terror case

[As the DUmmies continue to wait for the Guilty verdict at The Hague for Bush.]

Let us hope the jury saw this horror for what it was. Not guilty. May the government be sued for millions by the family.

[This DUmmie was still waiting for the verdict which he desperately hoped would be Not Guilty. Hee! Hee!]

so you know him personally? Or did you work at the Taco Bell with him

[I didn't know Padilla but I ate at the Taco Bell where he worked. At the Tower Shops, just south of I-95 on University. BTW, just across the street from that Taco Bell, where there is a condo development, I once knew a hot Venezuelan chick who desperately wanted to marry Yours Truly but I saved my sacred purity for another hot Venezuelan.]

If the verdict is Not Guilty, it will be very bad for Mr. Bush.

[And if the verdict is GUILTY, it will be MISERY for the DUmmies. Hee! Hee!]

Guilty. Shit.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

The verdict was a given. they just had to find 12 kangaroos.

[Sniff! Kangaroo court justice in 'Merica. We need to submit all such cases to The Hague for impartial justice.]

The Neonazicon spin will be that they were right all along, and the verdict proved it.

[We were right all along and the verdict proved it.]

These folks are victims of the phony "war on terror"

[Is that you, John Edwards? And now on to the final DUmmie thread...]

U.S. citizen Jose Padilla convicted of federal terrorism support charges

[In a Kangaroo court full of Bushistas.]

appeal, Appeal, APPEAL!

[How about if we appeal your sanity?]

I'm seething right now... Imprisoned without charge for 3.5 years, physically and/or psychologically tortured 'til he's half-insane, and what do we do? Convict him anyway. Now he'll face the needle.

[I just love needling DUmmies.]

Did anyone notice the banner on cnn's site? It went up the moment the verdict was to come in, and it's HUGE; Jenna Bush is engaged. Divert! Divert!

[Ah! The well-oiled Bush propaganda machine. All is going according to plan.]

I feel sick. We have a fascist police state where the dictator can declare you an enemy combatant, detain you, torture you and then you are still found guilty where they put you away for life. Wow....welcome to Amerika!

[Welcome to your friendly Wal-Mart detention center!]

Anyone who disents against the government is at risk.

[Of being sent to Wal-Mart.]

This is MURDER. Murder! These people must be held criminally accountable for their actions! Dems, I'm looking at you.

[So what's the temperature like in the RUbber Room? And now on to the media darlings, the KOmmies, who prove themselves to be every bit as loony as the DUmmies...]

Verdict Reached in Padilla Case [Update: GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS]

[Break out the mourning cloths!]

Members of the executive branch truly are above the law. The divine right of kings applies more than the Constitution does at this point. And the press parades on.

[Huh? You mean Padilla was found guilty by executive decree? Silly me. I actually thought there was a trial involved here.]

THEY DROVE HIM INSANE deliberately.

[And what was your excuse?]

If I remember correctly, the trial judge excluded evidence that Padilla was tortured because it was irrelevant to the charges and prejudicial to the government.

[The trial judge threw out all evidence that Padilla was tortured by air conditioning set at a freezing 69 degrees.]

Who else an insane person would sign up to strap a bomb to their belly and commit suicide for the promise of 72 virgins? Have you ever had 72 of anything? Don't you get bored with it after 9 or 10? Who needs 72 of anything?

[I'm sorry but 9 or 10 potato chips just do not do it for me. I need 72 of them.]

welcome to the Amerikan-neocon Reich......and let this be a lesson to all who still have faith in the rights guaranteed by the U.S. constitution. Dissenters will not be tolerated !!!!

[Please report to your local Wal-Mart detention center right away. Thank you and have a good day.]

DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMND. guilty on all counts. F*CK YOU, DOJ

[Having a bad hair day?]

The republican party is a much bigger threat to America than any terrorist organization-or any one person-ever could be.

[How dare you post this! Don't you know you have to spell it "Amerika?"]