"Libya, Obama's Baby"
Bombs away! Barack Obomber has launched an attack on Libya! And this has sent DUmmieland into shock and awe! Should they defend their Obamassiah? Or should they disown him? Is he just the new Dubya, Barack McSame, the new Destroyer of Worlds? The DUmp is abuzz with the sound of manic!
The whole board is filled with Obama-Libya threads right now. But we'll go with this THREAD from DUmmie GSLevel9, "Meet the new Boss. Same as the old Boss."
But before we do, let's sing this song that captures the DUmmie Dilemma:
LIBYA, OBAMA'S BABY
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"
Libya, oh, Libya
I don't mean Namibia
Libya, Obama's baby
He's a Bush, with thorns and thistles
When he sends in long-range missles
Libya, oh, Libya
Barack's just like Dubya
Dubya, the bane of DU!
We thought we'd have peace with Obama the Great
But he's a repeat of the bomber we hate
Is Cheney in charge at Defense or at State?
Déjà vu anew with Libya!
So will it be Barack McSame, or will there be a DUmmie DUbya DUbble Standard? Perhaps some of both. Let's find out. So now it's on to Operation Odyssey DUmb, in Baracket's Red Glare, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, loving to see the DUmmies squirm between Barack and a hard place, is in the [Barackets]:
Meet the new Boss. Same as the old Boss.
[Barack McSame, Destroyer of Worlds.]
Warmonger corporate tool.
[But, but, President Obama has won the Nobel PEACE PRIZE, for goodness' sake! He's a DEMOCRAT! Indeed, he's your OBAMASSIAH! Shouldn't unicorns be farting rainbows and sparkles by now?? Instead, they're launching Tomahawk cruise missles!]
In the case of Libya I believe you are wrong.
[See, what makes this different from Bush and Iraq is that . . . is that Khaddafi has violated numerous U.N. res-- uh, wait, no, hold on . . . is that Khaddafi has been brutalizing, I mean, BRUTALIZING, his own--no, wait, that won't work either. . . . Oil? Nope, don't want to go there. . . . I've got it! Weapons of Mass--no, shoot. . . . Well, it's different, let me just say that. Obama is one of us, and Bush is, well, Bush. So you're wrong.]
How about in the cases of Afghanistan and Iraq?
[LALALALA I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOU!!!]
Ghadaffi is like, super evil. He's stepped up to Axis of Evil level now. We're gonna kick his ass like he was Saddam.
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
like DR EVIL status?
[Worse! DEVIL status!]
Unrec, alert and laugh at your ignorance. In that order.
[How DARE you compare our beloved Prog President to Chimpy McHitler!]
the president, with this brief set of remarks, has crafted something of an Obama Doctrine for military intervention: The United States will join in a multilateral fight for democracy and humanitarian aims when it is in the nation's interest and when the locals are involved and desire US participation. In short, the Anti-Bush Doctrine.
[Which sounds suspiciously a lot like the Bush Doctrine.]
As annoyed as I am at times with POTUS, that is such an outrageous and false statement. I'm starting to hate this place...Flame
[DUmmie monmouth launches a missle strike on the OP, DUmmie GSLevel9!]
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[The banning begins in five--no, the banning begins NOW!]
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[Hee! Hee! Expect MANY more Barackophobia lockdowns in the daze to come!]