Thursday, April 15, 2010

Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog"



Happy Tax Day! It's the DUmmies' favorite holiday (next to May Day). Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government. But that's not for the DUmmies. Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams.

But surely you would think that in Massachusetts, in Boston, in the Cradle of Liberty, in the HOME of the ORIGINAL Tea Party, all the citizenry would rise up as one, fused in patriotic fervor against the taxing tyrants on the Potomac! But no. Fittingly enough, William Pitt, the namesake of the British prime minister, opposes the cause of freedom from overtaxation. And so William Pitt the Drunker took to blogging this week when the Tea Party--and guest speaker Sarah Palin--came to Boston. We'll read about it in this
THREAD, "Tea On The Common (Palin and the 'Baggers are in Boston tomorrow...and I'm blogging the whole mess)," and this THREAD, "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog...."

William Pitt and the DUmmies are in Redcoat Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the overtaxed [brackets]:

Tea On The Common (Palin and the 'Baggers are in Boston tomorrow...and I'm blogging the whole mess)

[Wee Willie will use the term "'Baggers" dozens of times throughout these threads. He seems obsessed with it. I think it goes back to games he and Jason Leopold used to play.]

By William Rivers Pitt

[Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker]

they're coming to my town, hell, to my neighborhood, and tagging along with them is none other than the Queen Of Duh, Sarah Palin.

[Pitt is the King of DUh (or at least the prime minister).]

the former half-term governor of Alaska

[Which is more executive experience than a certain third-of-a-term, part-time, absentee senator had when he became president.]

From Boston, the 'Bagger parade heads to Washington, DC, for a rally on tax day, which will in all likelihood earn itself a first-ballot nomination to the Public Stupidity Hall of Fame.

[Pitt has his own wing in the Public Stupidity Hall of Fame.]

the average American has been well-trained to believe Massachusetts is some far-left haven dotted with statues of Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, with abortionists and gay marriage chapels on every street corner and drifts of marijuana seeds in the gutters.

[And that's such a distorted view! It totally neglects the Wiccans, for example.]

but the liberal stereotyping of Massachusetts does not dovetail with the reality on the ground. Massachusetts, and Boston, enjoys a decent-sized Republican/conservative contingent.

[They must take up, oh, two or three phone booths at their convention.]

Adding to this is the ugly subtext of racism, which is all too prevalent in . . .

[. . . the made-up stories about the Tea Parties.]

With Obama in the White House, the combination of 'Bagger bedlam and Boston-style racism will almost certainly turn Boston Common into an open-air insane asylum complete with pigeons poop and trolley services.

[And Pigeon Pooper Pitt.]



The front page of the Boston Herald . . . carried a picture of Scott Brown under a headline which blared "PARTY POOPER". . . .

[I sense a theme here.]

A friend suggested I show up with a big cardboard outline of Russia on my head, just to make Palin feel more at home, but that seems a little much.

[You could fit a life-size drawing of Russia on the bald pate of Planet Pitt.]

Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog...

[It's now the day of the Tea Party, and the Boston Blogger begins . . .]

8:35 a.m. - Woke up and turned the TV on. . . .

[Pitt had blacked out for a moment after an all-night bender at Bukowski's.]

9:50 a.m. - Tranquility Base, the Stupid has landed.

[Tequila Base, the Ego has Landed.]



It's a bright sunny day, so a lot of white people will be pink before the show is over.

[That's the Pitt calling the Caucasian white. Take a look at Ol' Pastyhead:]



10:00 a.m. - This might be the oddest crowd I've ever seen.

[They're not all drunk, tattooed, and pierced.]

10:05 a.m. - All these people are carrying pro-Constitution signs, but I keep hearing . . . anti-Federal government comments. It begs the question . . . since the Constitution itself established federal governance to begin with, what document are these people actually reading? Maybe the Reader's Digest version?

[Maybe the version that limits the federal government to only those powers explicitly delegated to it in the Constitution. You know, the old document that Obama thinks is "fundamentally flawed."]

10:25 a.m. - Just spent ten bucks on five buttons. I'm wearing the red one with the Soviet symbol replacing the "O" in "Obama."

[Wear it with pride, Will.]

10:40 a.m. - I am throwing up into my mouth right now.

[Usually Will gets it all over the floor.]

I've never seen so many people metaphorically masturbate in public before. . . .

[At the prog rallies, it's no metaphor.]

11:05 a.m. - Palin is on, but the microphone just cut out. Can't hear a word she's
saying.


["Hey, tell that sunburnt bald guy with the cigarette over there: Read my lips. No new taxes!"]

11:15 a.m. - The audio is working in fits and starts.

[Merry Fitsmas!]

Even at half volume, Palin's voice is like fingernails across the chalkboard of my soul.

[Uh, Will, have you listened to your own gravelly voice lately?]

11:15 a.m. - it appears the show is over. It's early, but d*mn, I need a drink.

[Coffee, tea, . . . or five beers at Bukowski's?]

11:25 a.m. - OK, this is Boston, right?

[Pitt is disoriented already. So, in closing, let's hear from at least one of the DUmmies . . .]

m$nbc just reported that 'sarah palin ROCKS boston' do you feel rocked will?

["Stoned" would be more like it.]

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

What a complete buttmunch of a whiner.

Why is Pitt featured here? He doesn't even hold a dim candle to our own pathetic resident foulmouthed halfwit, Trogleboy.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Of course, in "Tea Parties" all across our land, overtaxed Americans have been rallying AGAINST oppressive, intrusive Big Government." PJinc

Unless you made a whole lot of money this year, PJinc, your taxes went down.

Big government is a RepubliDUm forte witnessed by the fact that when RepubliDUms are in charge, they make bigger government. Prove me wrong.

When one considers that 98% of America got a tax break, you're screaming and frothing at the mouth about higher taxes becomes either incredibly stupid or you're in the upper 2% who got hit with higher taxes. It's one or the other.

I, troglaman, tend to doubt anyone hanging around this site makes enough dough to have experienced a tax hike. Therefore as usual, anyone complaining about higher taxes is full of shit. If you're not in the upper 2%, your taxes, amazingly, went down. You didn't pay what you paid last year. Got that?. That's what happened. I can prove it.

So if you think you're paying higher taxes, you're delusional. Your taxes have been reduced.

This is rather easy to prove. Any of you turnip seeds willing to challenge the mighty trog on this rather crucial matter...will be crucified. Reduced to a puree of meat and bone.

The day I leave this website will either be the day PJ finally gets fed up with me, or the day I finally understand you all...and run screaming from the room.

I'll try to let you know which comes first.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Hmmmm, Obama gave 98% of Americans a tax break.

Hmmm...

53% pay taxes, while the other 47% don't.

Uh, something might wrong with what Obama did for the country. Your thoughts, troggie.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Tennessee Budd said...

Yes, and Obumble said he wouldn't raise taxes on anybody making less than $250k a year...right before he raised cigarette taxes, which happen to hit that very income group rather hard.

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Sick Perverted Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass and emitted the following lies and BS:

"When one considers that 98% of America got a tax break, you're screaming and frothing at the mouth about higher taxes becomes either incredibly stupid or you're in the upper 2% who got hit with higher taxes. It's one or the other.

I, troglaman, tend to doubt anyone hanging around this site makes enough dough to have experienced a tax hike. Therefore as usual, anyone complaining about higher taxes is full of shit. If you're not in the upper 2%, your taxes, amazingly, went down. You didn't pay what you paid last year. Got that?. That's what happened. I can prove it.

So if you think you're paying higher taxes, you're delusional. Your taxes have been reduced.

This is rather easy to prove. Any of you turnip seeds willing to challenge the mighty trog on this rather crucial matter...will be crucified. Reduced to a puree of meat and bone.

The day I leave this website will either be the day PJ finally gets fed up with me, or the day I finally understand you all...and run screaming from the room.

I'll try to let you know which comes first."

- Troglaman The Guttersnipe, lying like a rug


According to The Obamassiah and his minions, 95% of taxpayers got a tax cut. Guess I was one of the 5% who got screwed. While my taxable income went up 5.54%, my taxes went up 8.87%, and my refund went DOWN 35.07%.

Now, Guttersnipe, you lying jackass, I'm neither stupid nor in the top 2% of income earners. I'm on a fixed income making less than $20,000 a year. Facts are not delusional. Liars like you are, however.

NO ONE'S TAXES GOT CUT. What happened was withholdings got reduced while the tax tables stayed the same. What does that mean? It means refunds went way down and that many people paid this year that would have normally gotten a refund.

You're a lying jackass, Guttersnipe. You've once again shot your mouth off with nothing to back you up but bluster and bullshit, and neither of those is a replacement for intelligence or character, both of which you lack.

And no you won't get tell us which of those things come first...your limited mind will vapor lock and you won't be able to say anything from the rubber room they'll have to put you in.

12:25 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Troggie and Pitt - living proof that people will shoot fish in a barrel, just because it's so gosh-darn easy.

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Lacking conspiracy genes, why do I have the persistent feeling that Trogalman is a sockpuppet?

Oh, not for any glory or anything, but, amigos, with the exception of KayinMaine, who is probably now weaving baskets out of her own pubic hair...

We don't rate a better quality antithetical poster than infantile Trogboy?

Really?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troglaman has a change in withholding confused with a tax cut. All Bambi did was change the withholding rate not the tax rate. At the end of the year you still owe the same amount. Call it what you (and Bambi) want, but that ain't a tax cut.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Jerome THANK YOU! I could NOT have said it better myself.

And of course, the Chosen One gets a free pass from the media on his lies and obfuscations while neolithic troglodytes** swallow whatever is said as Gospel.

**Not meaning to demean neolithic human beings who no doubt had more common sense then this current crop does.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Funny, Tazzerman.

Neolithic humans could probably do a better job. After all, its so easy a caveman do it.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His wife looks pale and flabby. And the tattoos make her look better (sarcasm).

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trogladyte is confusing witholding (payroll taxes) with taxes owed (what comes out of your pocket for the year). Most Americans usually confuse the two... Especially those who spent their time studying drama or sociology or women's studies (or whatever it is that Democrats study) as opposed to Finance or Economics or Accounting like us evil conservatives.

1:03 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"53% pay taxes, while the other 47% don't." foxx

"For all the anger about taxes, on this April 15, you’d think that rates had never been so high. In fact, it’s the reverse. They’ve rarely been this low. The median income family of four, earning $75,594, will pay only 4.6 percent of its total income in federal income taxes, after taking exemptions, deductions and tax credits. Last year it was 3.5 percent...the lowest rates since 1955"

Since none of my links work, just google any part of that quote.

If any of you stupid jerkwads making less than $250,000 think your taxes went up, you're just flat-out wrong. They went down. That's all there is to it.

Somebody's gotta pay for these stupid wars you dumb motherfuckers started. You should've thought about that before putting them on the credit card. Who the hell did you think was going to pay for this bullshit? God?

It cost us A TRILLION DOLLARS. You wanted it. You supported it. And now that it's gone to shit you want to make it someone else's problem.

But according to your all's brilliant logic, anyone attempting to pay for YOUR FUCKING TRILLION DOLLAR MISTAKE is a socialist communist intent on raping you and your children for all eternity when, in fact, it's you stupid dumbshits that have been raping our children all along.

You brought this on. Not me. I never wanted these wars. You did. You brought us here. And witnessing you all blaming the fallout on Obama is a pussy move. It's utter bullshit.

Maybe the fact that Obama got elected is testimony to the fact the rest of us think you're all nuts.

It didn't fucking work. You got it wrong. You continue to get it wrong. 5 or 6 thousand American lives later and a trillion dollars - not one of you have even one iota of remorse for what you've done. It's a fucking crime.

You've accomplished more than Bin Ladin ever wanted. You want to be afraid. You continue to be afraid. You're complicit in achieving his goals whether you think so or not.

If you think you're a friend to this country, you're not. You bleed money. You bleed lives. And you're friggin proud of it.

You all pretty much make me sick.

3:22 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

troglaman said...
You all pretty much make me sick.


Oh, I do so hope that's not just idle flattery!

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Sick Perverted Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass and emitted the following lies and BS:

"The median income family of four, earning $75,594, will pay only 4.6 percent of its total income in federal income taxes, after taking exemptions, deductions and tax credits. Last year it was 3.5 percent...the lowest rates since 1955....If any of you stupid jerkwads making less than $250,000 think your taxes went up, you're just flat-out wrong. They went down. That's all there is to it."

- Troglaman The Guttersnipe, lying like a rug


Your deliberate stupidity is astonishing, Guttersnipe. First you put up a quote that says that families taxes went up 1.1% - providing of course they qualify for all those exemptions and tax credits, which I doubt - then you turn around and say their taxes went down.

You are insane. And a liar. And a guttersnipe.

"You all pretty much make me sick." - Troglaman, Hate-Mongering, Lying Perverted Gutternipe

I hope the "free" health care you supported helps you get over it, but I doubt it...if there is justice in the world, you'll suffer from that sickness as long as you continue to be a hate-mongering lying perverted guttersnipe. And that's exactly how it should be.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"First you put up a quote that says that families taxes went up 1.1% - providing of course they qualify for all those exemptions and tax credits, which I doubt - then you turn around and say their taxes went down." jumpin jerome

When did I, troglaman, say families taxes went up 1.1%?

Goddamnit Jerome, you just make shit up then call ME a liar. Every time. And I've never said health-care reform was "free". Jesus Christ. When I was screaming that these corrupted asshats were about to pass a bill that would mandate payment to unregulated private industry, you were STILL busy calling me a hell-bound, hate-filled liar. Well, dumbshit, I was right. It's what happened. And it's a perfect microcosm, it really is.

So how is it I'm supposed to have a rational conversation with you? I come to the table with something like "These rat-fuckers are about to rape us again" and you come back with "You are insane. And a liar. And a guttersnipe (a particular affectation), perverted, head up his ass, and that you hope I forever suffer from some horrible sickness.

Now I'm not above such colorful and descriptive language. If you haven't noticed, I invite it. The difference between you and me is that you're simply a dumbass of such huge and hopelessly ponderous proportions that it's impossible to communicate.

In fact, you're like my cousin's ass. My cousin Ruth (easily pushing 800 pds). I don't want to be anywhere near it. Every one of my senses (smell, sight, touch, ass-noises, and, God help me, taste) violently rebel. Besides being revolting, it's a stupid ass. I warned it last Christmas as it inexorably lowered itself onto a Barbie lying on the soon to be tortured chair.

Didn't listen. Kept making ass noises. Barbies gone now. Hope you can live with yourself, RUTH.

I'll leave the parallels to you, JJ.

By the way, I wanted to wish you all a happy McVeigh Monday. I know some of you strapped on the ol' sidearm and went your merry way today. Keep it up.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Obviously you don't even read what the hell you post, Guttersnipe. You posted it, what the hell is your problem? You said no one had a tax hike right after posting about a family whose taxes went up a minimum of 1.1%. Are you REALLY that brain dead???

And yes you did support the free health care system The Obamassiah got rammed through Congress. You voted for him, you got what you wanted, so don't give us this crap you didn't want it, if you didn't you should have used your head for something other than a glorified hat-rack and not voted for him.

If you are so much a Moonbat that you can't even pay attention to your own posts, then no, you'll never be able to have an intelligent conversation with me (or anyone else on this blog for that matter). But since you are incapable of it regardless of that, it's not that big a deal.

Now, go gulp down another bottle of Everclear, pound your head up your ass a few more times, and see what new brainless lies and BS and can spew out next time.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

When did I, troglaman, say families taxes went up 1.1%, JJ?

Quote me. I'll own up. But if you can't deliver, you're a liar.

1:41 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Well, thanks for answering my question, Guttersnipe. You ARE so stupid you can't even comprehend your own posts or follow them.

Go gulp down another bottle of Everclear you hate-mongering lying perverted waste of human DNA and pound your head up your ass some more. That's all you've got, and sadly that's all it seems you'll ever have.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

When did I, troglaman, say families taxes went up 1.1%, JJ?

Last chance to prove you're not a liar. It's a simple question.

2:19 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Gulping down bottles of Everclear and trying to act smart by power-slamming your head up your ass ain't cuttin' it anymore, Guttersnipe.

You posted it, you denied it, you're a liar as well as a sick perverted hate-mongering guttersnipe.

Live with it or grow up.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

When did I, troglaman, say families taxes went up 1.1%, JJ?

Can't answer. You're a liar. Simple as that. Live with it or grow up.

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Keep power-slamming your head up your ass Guttersnipe.

You posted it, you said it.

Thanks for showing your gutless as well as blantantly dishonest.

Now, go chug some more Everclear and see what other cute bullshit you can spew, pervert.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You posted it, you said it." jumpin jerome

When did I, troglaman, say families taxes went up 1.1%, JJ?

Quote me, motherfucker. That's all you have to do. This thread's not long enough for your pussy assed excuses. I said it or I didn't, wimpass.

Quote the mighty troglaman.

You can or you can't...pretty simple.

And, as amply demonstrated, you can't.

Pants on fire.

Own the fuck up, braveheart, or kiss any hope of being taken seriously ever again, away. Then kiss my troglamatic ass.

You're a liar. That's all there is to it.

2:21 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

YOU'RE going to me when I won't be taken seriously, Guttersnipe?

YOU???

You really are insane.

You said it, it's right here on this page...if you're that stupid you can't remember your own writing on the same page you're spewing your bile on, that's your problem, Guttersnipe, not mine.

"...I never really cared about arguing merits..."

- Troglaman, the perverted hate-mongering lying Guttersnipe


Only person on this blog other than "Kay In Maine" who isn't taken seriously is YOU, Guttersnipe.

Enjoy your private hell and stop trying to share it with everyone else.

12:49 PM  

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