Monday, April 05, 2010

DUmmies Fear Tea Parties

Well, I finally saw my first LIVE Tea Party yesterday. It was going on at the corner of University and Oakland Park in Sunrise where I was heading to do some couponing activities at WalMart. My first observation was that it seemed a lot more exciting in person than just watching a Tea Party on YouTube. Even though they were just making an appearance with the Gasden Flag and signs such as "Remember November," their mere presence served as a great reminder to folks driving by. I also knew it would drive the DUmmie types even CRAZIER than they already are. You see, the DUmmies hate the Tea Parties because they fear the Tea Parties even though they put up fake front as you can see in this THREAD, "The End of the Republican Party." Yeah, they claim that the Tea Parties will spell disaster for the Republican Party but they really know the Tea Parties means victory for them at the polls. The DUmmies even have their old excuse at the ready to explain away the elections in November---touch screen voting machines. Yeah, and how did those same touch screens give Obama a landslide victory in 2008? So let us now watch the DUmmies pretend the end is near for the Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, back after a too long DUFU lapse, is in the [brackets]:


The End of the Republican Party

[Freudenschade, baby!]

AN EMPTY CAN MAKES THE MOST NOISE

[So that explains Pied Piper Pitt.]

After watching the behavior of the Teabaggers for several months I have come to the inescapable conclusion that they are nothing more than a gang of fourth grade bullies. They are uneducated beyond rudimentary communication skills, which leads them to be bigoted and susceptible to mass delusions. They are easily programmed, as can be seen by their signs (many misspelled) and their chants, which are often ludicrous. (Health Care Equals Tyranny). Their existence and apparent flourishing are symptoms of the dissolution of the Republican party. This process is not an overnight collapse. It began with Nixon and really hit its stride with the illegal accession to the presidency of George the Stupid in 2000. But it is clear; the Republican party is disintegrating before our eyes. They have no leaders, they have no morals, they have no platform and no constructive ideas. They do have plenty of perverts and hypocrites. Not a week goes by when the public is not presented with a new Republican sex scandal.

[Check with Pitt. He would probably tell you that the Tea Party movement peaked when the American hockey team beat the USSR at the 1980 Winter Olympics. USA! USA! USA! ]

The party is desperately trying to hold on to its “base,” which at this point is anyone who’ll vote for them, which is why the Republicans are welcoming the Teabaggers, who have found a home among the desperate and corrupt political hacks, which is all the Republican party has left.

[So no need to fear them this November?]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old.

[But it would fool a DUmmie.]

It seems that all the Republicans can do now is obstruct anything and everything Democratic, hoping to prevent any progress from being made, in order to make the claim that the Democrats are ineffective, therefore people should vote Republican in the next election. This tactic wouldn’t fool a five-year-old. So who do they have left? Sarah Palin (a money-hungry fool), Rush Limbo (an overblown bigot) Glenn Beck (a crazy idiot), and Michele Bachmann (Hahahahaha). I don’t think any of them is capable of saving the Republican party. What we’ll see eventually is a weakened Republican party, (having finally repudiated the Teabagger Klan) too damaged to do anything, trying desperately to get back to the middle of the road, and the formation of a third party for the Teabaggers and assorted nutjobs, conspiracy fans and tin-foil hatters .

[So no need to fear the Tea Parties...except that is EXACTLY what you really fear as your fellow DUmmies will now confirm.]

Touch Screen Voting Machines. Anyone can be president whomever the monied interests choose until voting can be protected.

[Ah! Getting your Diebold excuses ready well in advance of November.]

EXACTLY!!! Whoever counts the votes can "win." They've done it before and they'll do it again if allowed. We all need to remember what damage cornered, desperate, rabid animals can do. They are utterly corrupt and don't care what damage they do.

[Speaking of desperate. I really love your desperate excuses for the possibility of LOSING bigtime this November.]

So, no, don't underestimate--oops! wrong verbiage, I meant to say misunderestimate--the stupidity of the American people. And therein lies the proof. "Misunderestimated" was was used on CBS a month ago or so ago by one of the reporters covering the Chile earthquake and NO ONE F*CKING CORRECTED HIM!!! Bush's lexicon has been absorbed into our modern English and DON'T ANY OF YOU F*CKING BE LAUGHING ABOUT IT, GODDAMN IT!! This, more than anything, illustrates why I don't think that the Republican Party is going gently into the sunset anytime soon. In fact, I think they just might come roaring back stronger than ever. May I make my case, please?

[And I don't think you will be going gently into the Rubber Room. Tranquilizer darts will be necessary.]

I won't agree that they are at the end until after November's elections. IMO, they are gaining strength through the teabaggers, Fox "news" and other MSM. Maybe I'm being taken in by the polls and media reports, but I'm not believing that they are done.

[Would you like me to apply the chloroform rag to your face so you can wake up on the other side of November? It will be so much less painless that way.]

Ken Blackwell and Karl Rove rigged the Ohio results to give the chimp another "win". Kerry actually won in 2004. The rigging was quite obvious to anyone really paying attention.

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]

As you so aptly observe: DESPERATION resounds from their EVERY act. They will soon go into full Panic mode. Could be interesting if not just a little scarey.

[Desperation? Full Panic mode? Projecting much?

27 Comments:

Anonymous Mo K. said...

These loons are so clueless! I love it. I was one of those "mobsters", too, on 9-12 in DC. (Me, 2nd from right.)
Oooo.... "Fear Teh Blonde"! :-D

4:51 PM  
Blogger Dutch said...

I'll be attending the Tea Party in Colorado Springs next week. I hope to provide photos of all the 'a$$baggery' so the Pittster can feel justified.

5:08 PM  
Blogger HarryPrimate said...

If the Tea Party Protesters didn't scare them, they wouldn't even mention them. Their predictions of the demise of the Republican Party is nothing more than wishful thinking. They know that their leaders have screwed up by ramming health care reform through and they are very worried. I, on the other hand, am as giddy as a school girl!

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

I have attended three gatherings in Florida and Michigan.

Where these moonbats get their information is unknowable, but it certainly isn't from anything in Tea Party rhetoric, actions or statements.

In fact, there is a quiet but determined attitude that doesn't brook loonies, screamiers, hysterics or nutjobs. They are politely but firmly shown the door.

There is no "leadership" because we've seen what leaders amount to; free-spending wheeler-dealers who do not feel accountable. Not havin' any of that.

Most Liptonians are glacially patient, opting for the best, most conservative choices that can be made. That many candidates will require some nose-holding is understood.

But there will be serious, responsible conservatives out there who are willing to stand up once they see what happens in November.

Even the DUmmies can feel it coming. They are not happy.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

The baggers are a liability. They are. This is (as Palin was) a crap shoot. I'm not saying it won't work but I am saying is there's a good chance it won't.

Let's be honest, all someone has to do is ask one of these dunderheads about foreign policy or financial deregulation and the proverbial 'deer in the headlights' becomes starkly evident. Then you've got the militias working their mojo. The baggers are a wildcard. They're by no means a sure bet.

On the other hand, there are, and I've talked to them, tea-baggers that are outraged about the corruption, Citizen United, bail-outs and mandates. I am too. If what it takes to be a bagger is outrage at this bullshit then count me in.

I have a conservative friend who's pretty sure we're witnessing the end of the RepuliDUms. He doesn't like Obama. He voted for McCain-Palin with fear and trepidation (not my words). He doesn't like us Birkenstocks any more than you do. And he doesn't think he has anywhere to go.

There is, whether we admit it or not, common ground here. We were force-fed a toxic product we paid for and then paid for again when the whole thing went into the shitter. A double-dip for the bad guys. It happened with Iraq/Afghanistan. It happened with mortgages. It happened with deregulation. It happened with credit cards, and it happened with Wall Street. All these endeavors, among others, cost every man, woman and child in this country tens of thousands of dollars.

For what? What'd we get for our dollar? It'd be one thing if we'd gotten good roads or more jobs or better schools, or more police, or better energy or SOMETHING, don't you think?

I've said this before. The money and American lives are already spent. They're gone. It happened years ago. It's a done deal and you and I are on the fucking hook for all its glorious worthlessness.

I'm a fountain of joy tonight, aren't I? Jesus.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"The baggers are a liability. They are."
1. The term is "Tea Partier," not "Teabagger" or "Bagger." Get your head out of the gutter.
2. They are not a liability, because they have not done anything that would make them one. The left is trying to turn them into a liability by telling lies about them (i.e. their fairy tale about Tea Partiers shouting racial epithets at black congressmen), but that effort, like so many of the left's efforts, is failing miserably.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"the Teabagger Klan"

Wait, the Tea Party members are....Democrats?

Who knew?

"troglaman said...
The baggers are a liability."

Better to be a Teabagger than a teabagee like you, you moronic trool.

9:43 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"I have a conservative friend...."

Is anyone esle laughing?

9:43 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

troglaman said...
...
Let's be honest, all someone has to do is ask one of these dunderheads about foreign policy or financial deregulation and the proverbial 'deer in the headlights' becomes starkly evident...


Yeah, the Democrat rank and file has a lot of room to thrown stones on that one. You might get a poorly-thought-out answer from many ordinary tea-partiers there, since after all their central concerns are not fiscal/monetary policy or foreign policy, but taxation, deficit spending, and national debt load. On the other hand if you ask a typical Democrat, you get a slogan fed to them by someone else, which they simply haven't thought through at all.

Given a choice between people that are at least trying to think, and parrots repeating talking points, I'll go with the people.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the other hand if you ask a typical Democrat, you get a slogan fed to them by someone else, which they simply haven't thought through at all.

And that would be every time Troggie posts a comment. Not a single post he makes is an original thought, just the usual talking points he accepts on blind faith from his DNC superiors.

"I have a conservative friend...."

Is anyone esle laughing?


Nah, he probably does think this mysterious friend (if indeed he has one) really is a conservative. He's so far gone into Moonbat-land that anything to the right of him is a "conservative", even a frothing-at-the-mouth Code Tampon who opposes Obama for his copypasta of Bush's foreign policies. She opposes Teh One, so she MUST be a conservative!

12:36 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat. said...

I'm a fountain of joy tonight, aren't I?

Actually you're a fountain of bile.

When it comes down to it, I'd match the political intelligence of the average tea partier against the that of the average Democrat drone anyday.

There is, whether we admit it or not, common ground here.

Common ground with people who call us "teabaggers"? Right, try again.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

People, people, please. Your missing the part where Troggy brings us hours of amusement. Giggling at his boyish antics. I admist, its child abuse disproving wrong on such a grand scale, but he needs to learn. He needs to learn now before his poor political party yanks away all his freedoms and leaves him a characiture of Dickens character asking 'The Party' if he could have some more.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Giggling at his boyish antics." foxx

Interesting turn of phrase. Take notice that this is foxx describing himself. Never the less I, the magnanimous troglaman, welcome foxx's inner homo to the discussion.

"Common ground with people who call us "teabaggers"? Right, try again." kat

You disappoint me, kat. Who originally called the teabaggers, "teabaggers"? Look it up. It's truly one of those you-can't-make-this-shit-up type of things. Funny.

So the answer to your question is 'yes', since you folks were the one's to call yourselves "teabaggers".

The tough part here is that whatever judgment you had reserved for people like me, the dirty troglodytes, must now be redirected and reshaped to fit the stupid dumbshit teabagger that came up with it in the first place.

Teabaggers do this shit all the time.
Head. Way. Up. In. Rectum.

Their signs demanding English as a first language are often misspelled. They yell 'socialist' and advocate throwing bricks through windows while collecting their social-security checks and utilizing Medicare. Militias preparing for the rapture and race wars, when arrested, demand a (nazi) public defender.

I love the teabaggers. They should proudly raise their voices to the highest mountains and the deepest valleys.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

adam,

I made some disparaging remarks about your church and your work with youth groups a few threads ago. I've regretted it since the moment I hit 'publish'. I, troglaman, crossed the line and would like to humbly apologize.

That isn't to say I won't go after you again, I probably will. But I was being an ass at that particular moment and you didn't deserve it. My bad.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Don Blankenship is a proud teabagger

Or is it more responsible to call him a tea party guy?

Either way...

'Blankenship spent over $1 million dollars along with other US Chamber buddies like Verizon to sponsor last year's Labor Day Tea Party, also known as the "Friends of America Rally."

"federal officials said two safety citations were made against the mine's operator on the day of the explosion"

"Federal records showed the Massey Energy subsidiary received 548 citations in 2009 and 122 so far in 2010."

Seems like he's an asshole whether or not he's a teabagger or a tea-party kind of guy don't you think?

Probably not. That's the difference between you and me.

2:30 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Lets point the finger ANYWHERE but at the U.S. Congress AND the American people eh?

Tea Party, Teabaggers.....

Sheesh.

It should be EASY to come together.

Trillions of dollars of NEW debt with payments on those notes consuming VAST amounts of our GDP for generations to come.

Meanwhile, revenues are way down and what appears to me to be a full out assault on private enterprise in this country is underway by this administration AND there's no DOUBT we're going to find ourselves hit with a VAT tax.

If we ALL can't rally and FIX this absolutely wreckless and irresponsible government we've created, well what hope is there for us really?

9:20 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Trillions of dollars of NEW debt with payments on those notes consuming VAST amounts of our GDP for generations to come." tazz

Wrong.

By the way, where'd the first trillion come from?

What do I, troglaman, have to do (first of all) to make you understand that you fuckers put us here; and (second of all) realize you never propose anything differently than the same old shit that go us here in the first place?

This is the way of things. It's undeniably true.

You'll accuse me of being full of vile bile, useless, stupid, immoral, drunk, stoned, deprived, depraved, and (lest we forget) a potty mouth who deserves to dragged out back and beaten senseless...but you'll never ever answer to who you are. Why?

Here kitty kitty...

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Eldrond Hubbard said...

"...you fuckers put us here."

Yes, and fuckers like you are keeping us here in an ever deepening pit of debt. So what's your alternative to ever increasing budget deficits ($12 trillion more by 2020 and nary a Geroge Bush in sight)?

"...vile bile, useless, stupid, immoral, drunk, stoned, deprived, depraved...potty mouth..."

You're being a triffle hard on yourself but admitting to your weaknesses is the first step to overcoming them.

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Sick Pervert Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog - gulped down a bottle of Everclear, power-slammed his head repeatedly and squarely up his ass, and emitted the following rant:

"You'll accuse me of being full of vile bile, useless, stupid, immoral, drunk, stoned, deprived, depraved, and (lest we forget) a potty mouth who deserves to dragged out back and beaten senseless...but you'll never ever answer to who you are. Why?"


That's not an accusation, Guttersnipe - that is a statement of fact. You are full of vile bile, useless, stupid, immoral, drunk, stoned, deprived, depraved, and (lest we forget) a potty mouth who deserves to dragged out back and beaten senseless, and you have to gone to extreme effort and extraordinary lengths to drive that point home with all the subtlety of using a 16 pound sledgehammer on a finishing nail.

As to admitting what we are, we do that all the time - you're just too morally bankrupt and intellectually shallow to comprehend it. Which is another fact you've gone to Herculean efforts to prove.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"So what's your alternative to ever increasing budget deficits ($12 trillion more by 2020 and nary a Geroge Bush in sight)?" elrond

10 years from now. That's how far elrond's crystal-ball can see into the future.

You're so full of shit. Nary a Bush in sight? Are you saying you fuckers won't have a thing to do with anything in the next ten years?

Yes you are. Hence your full-of-shitedness.

Believe me, troglaman. You jackasses aren't done. You'll kill a bunch more miners because you don't believe in regulation or unions. You'll get raped by Wall Street again and again because you think they're doing the right thing. You'll be all about the next war and the next Christian crusade. You'll cheer on the insurance companies as they raise your rates by double-digits every year. You'll believe in resurrecting the glorious South against the Northern Aggressors. You'll want to teach our kids that Jesus rode a dinosaur and that global warming and carbon dating are a conspiracy to rot your little tiny minds. And, you'll decide to march on Washington with guns in hand (4/19 (the date's important) in case you haven't heard). This is the world you wish to advance.

I don't. In fact, this world you so thoughtfully define as real is, without a doubt, so disconnected from reality as to qualify as insane. You dipshits haven't learned a thing. You just keep on keepin' on as if nothing happened on your eight year watch. Everything was just fine when you baboons were in charge, right?

I've explained my alternatives over and over and over again, elrond. You've never explained one of your alternatives except for the bake sale, which wasn't a bad idea.

So, you know, just STFU. Name your issue and present something, anything other than your crystal ball. You could start with your failures of which there are many. Then the answers needed to correct your failures. That would bring us up to date. Let's start there.

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, poor troggy, always loses when we're allowed to say blatantly obvious things like "The deficit is out of control". Too bad.

2:22 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

The deficit was out of control years and years ago.

Once again, the idea that this started with Obama flabbers my gasted.

That's how you all present it, believe it, and understand it to be. You're.Just.Fucking.Wrong.

Is it crazy and delusional to think you asshats JUST MIGHT have been the ones that put us here in the first place?. Your ideas? Your strategy? And, most importantly, the decisions you believed-in and supported? Is this concept SO BEYOND YOUR CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND? If so, you're an idiot.

Because this is exactly what got us here.

How more plain could it be?

If that simple reality isn't somehow available to some of you...well then maybe you might enjoy a nice bowl of butterscotch pudding.

None of you will ever admit anything you did was wrong...but maybe not.

here kitty kitty

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troggy,

You seem a little agitated, hysterical even.

The deficit was out of control
years and years ago.


Yes indeed, as I've said before (but you never seem to hear me, do you?). But what is our Fearless Leader doing to bring it under control? NOTHING, nada, zip. His own projections (which are undoubtedly understated) call for an additional $7.8 TRILLION in deficits for 2011 through 2019. Total Federal borrowing will top $18 trillion by 2020.

Obama inherited a fiscal juggernaut and is supersizing it.

We're broke, we should file for bankruptcy. We may have to.

P.S. Jesus didn't ride a dinosaur, Alley Oop did.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The deficit was out of control
years and years ago." the mighty trog

"Yes indeed, as I've said before (but you never seem to hear me, do you?)." elrond

I guess not. Tell me about the Bush excesses and how enraged you were when you understood they were actually taking place...which was right around 2003 or so. Can't wait. But you have to answer this post while wearing Birkenstocks, smoking a joint and drinking mint tea. Bonus points for a 30 minute yoga session prior to posting...and a salad. And I promise "to hear" you this time.

(doing so would give you instant lib-cred, elrond. Then you could spy and sneak around at the Daily Kos much like I, troglaman, do here at PJ's)

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Trog, when you're 70 years old and you accidentally drop your glasses, you're going to blame it on Bush. You, unto you.

8:18 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Trog, when you're 70 years old and you accidentally drop your glasses, you're going to blame it on Bush. You, unto you." corona

No, I'm not. Clinton signed off on killing Glass-Steagall. That was a big mistake. Lyndon Johnson pursued aggression in Viet Nam. Big mistake. Reagan deregulated health care. Big mistake.

I care about whether it's stupid.

You don't. You conclude that I'll blame W no matter what. You're wrong. That makes me smarter than you. If W fucked things up, then he fucked things up.

W made some mistakes, don't you think? And he did it with your undivided support.

That's been already solidified as your brilliant, patriotic, historically failed legacy. No matter what happens from here on out...you guys were wrong. You fucked up.

And you offer nothing new except constant bitching about a solution. That too will be historically noted whether you want it to or not.

"You unto you", corona. Back atcha.

2:12 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Your passive aggressive labor unions grab our guns." Jack

Prove it or admit your delusional.

....you're delusional.

Go back to bed, jack. Tell your Dr to up your thorazine.

2:41 AM  

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