Tuesday, November 03, 2009

DUmmies going rabid over the Blue Dogs!



The DUmmies are going rabid, foaming at the mouth, over the Blue Dog Democrats spoiling their precious "public option"! And they lump Pelosi and even Obama in with the Blue Dogs! The DUmmies are all upset because the Pelosi Obamacare bill is not QUITE as full-blown socialist as they would like--even though it would go WAY far to the left.

And the dreaded Blue Dogs? Many of them have turned out to be nothing more than Nancy's neutered puppies. They have rolled over and played dead. Take, for example, erstwhile "Blue Dog" Rep. Earl Pomeroy (D-ND). He has finally come out in favor of the Pelosi bill. Some fierce Blue Dog he is! Rob Port of
sayanythingblog.com has documented good ol' Earl's cave-in and has experienced Pomeroy's displeasure, as was chronicled by P.J. Gladnick (who?) over at NewsBusters. So in honor of Earl Pomeroy and the domesticated Blue Dogs, and to start today's festivities, let's all sing this musical tribute:



BLUE DOG EARL
Tune: "Duke of Earl"

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Of all the useless terms
Nothing can top the "Blue Dog" Earl
'Cause there, there is this girl
And Earl is her lap dog, oh, oh

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And, and Nancy told him:
"You'll be my lap dog, my Lap Dog Earl
You'll come when I call you
And a Porkulus we will share"

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Yes, Earl, Earl is Nancy's puppy, oh, oh
Pelosi's Pomeranian
Yes, he's her Lap Dog Earl
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl
Blue, Blue, Blue Dog Earl . . .

Well, even though Nancy's puppies are behaving, the DUmmies are going RABID over the Blue Dogs--AND Pelosi, AND Obama!--as seen in this
THREAD, "The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge."

So make sure your rabies and distemper shots are up to date, and let us now watch the DUmmies go after the Blue Dogs, in Rabid Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [brackets]:

The only possible way to get the Blue Dogs to do the right thing would be for Obama to take charge . . .

[Obama take charge? That dog won't hunt!]

. . . for Obama to take charge and use his bully pulpit. . . .

[You mean Hal the Teleprompter?]

to make sure Reid and Pelosi get an open-enrollment PO through Congress.

["PO" = "public option," for those of you not familiar with DUmmiespeak.]

The evidence reveals Obama simply does not want to do that. . . . For all practical purposes, he's of the same mind as the Blue Dogs and the "New" Democrats on this issue.

[BO the Blue Dog.]

I'm beginning to believe that O is a blue corporate dog... :(

["Corporate" = "EEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!!"]

O's high-flying hopeful rhetoric and his actions are at odds with each other.

[Balloon Boy Barack has been hiding in the attic.]

Anyone that looks at Obama's record . . . could not in their right mind, accuse him of being a corporate blue dog. Thats just another excuse to be lazy when it comes to facing the political realities of the day.

[The "not blue dog" jumped all over the lazy DUmmie.]

The political realities of the day do not excuse him from campaigning as a Populist and governing as...CORPORATIST. WARNING if you lay down with Blue Cross Dogs you get up with Parasitic Capitalist fleas

[Stay outta the free-market flea market!]

People who accuse Obama of governing as a corporatist don't know what the word means.

[Yeah, but it SOUNDS so EEEEEEEEEVILLL!!!! "CORPORATIST!" Say it with a sneer and a snarl in your voice!]

Its obvious that you live in a fantasy world if you think any Dem. Pres. can MAKE the blue dogs do anything they don't want to do. Its unrealistic, period. . . . A lot of critical blathering while ignoring the really, real world.

[And DUmmieland is, above all, the Really Real Reality-Based Community®.]

The Blue Dogs just want to hang on to their seat. . . . I don't care how precarious their damn seats are. . . . Enough of the patty-cakes and kumbayas. . . .

[GET TOUGH, CREAM PUFF!]

The head of the Democratic Party can let the Blue Cross dogs know they will got no funds from the DSCC or the DCCC or the national party and no support in fund raising or campaigning if they don't support the party's platform. Oh I forgot that is what a LEADER would do. Never mind.

[C'mon, Barack! Be the pack leader! Get Cesar Millan on the phone!]

President Obama has become, IMO, a pensive corporatist and is merely going through the motions to make us peasants BELIEVE that the ruling elites truly give a damn about the average wage-slave American. Hint: They could care less. In fact, they joke about our gullibility during their high powered socials within the beltway. The ruling elite despise us but realize that they must present the well orchestrated Kabuki dance "dramas" with the M$M to keep us duped.

[DUmmie ShortnFiery, you win the Looney Left Cliché Post of the Day Award! Congratulations! "Their high-powered socials"! Great stuff!]

It appears OBAMA IS A blueDOG. . . .

[Bark Obowwow.]

We will have a public option

[I DO believe, I DO believe, I do I do I DO!]

a compromised po at best!!

[The DUmmies are PO'ed about the PO!!]

The pretense that single payer was currently viable is pure imagination and wishing.

[DUmmie TheKentuckian, for this brief moment of mental clarity, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Don't let it become a Blue Dog chew toy!]

13 Comments:

Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Congrats on the song parody. BEYOND INCREDIBLE!!! Even Troglaman will be humming that tune. Blue Dog Earl.

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting thought....troggy the hummer.

Heh

Skul

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anon1:50 said...

"...that the ruling elites truly give a damn..."

"Ruling elites"? This is not some monarchy or banana republic.

We elect representatives for our representative government, and replace them when we disagree with their actions.

Is it possible that DUmmies actually believe that persons placed in a temporary position of leadership are "rulers" and/or "elite"?

This could explain their ferocious need to be running things and their exceptionally condescending and rude attitude towards those who disagree with them.

We're just not 'elite' enough!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Mike from Stumptown said...

The abbreviation PO needs an (S) next to it.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Even Troglaman will be humming that tune." PJinkblot.

Not. Why? Because you can say something cool like "Duke of Earl" or something not cool like "Blue Dog Earl".

Honestly. Are we now, for all time, going to listen to the Duke of Earl wondering if Gene Chandler really meant Blue Dog Earl? No. As with most of these "cleverly" rewritten songs, this is fucking lame. Keep it up.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Okay, now do the DU healthcare debate. It's over 1000 posts long, and oh my, they do seem to be in a dither. Ain't that right Troggy?

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" this is fucking lame. Keep it up."

What kind of person would frequent such a "lame" blog?

Oh wait...

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

<< What kind of person would frequent such a "lame" blog? >>

Probably the same kind that keeps forgetting their morning dose of Seroquel™.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

<< What kind of person would frequent such a "lame" blog? >>

Probably the same kind that keeps forgetting their morning dose of Seroquel™.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll admit I had to look up that drug. troglaman, I had no idea you were bipolar. Although it would expl... Nah.

5:51 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Probably the same kind that keeps forgetting their morning dose of Seroquel™." Kirk

That'd be a bi-posting, wouldn't it Kirk?

Whatever...Seroquel™ is best used on psychotic people (like bi-polars when they're manic and have been up for 72 hours; or schizophrenics who are psychotic all the time) and I, troglaman, think that's exactly what Kirk meant. He accuses THE MIGHTY TROGLAMAN of being mother...(mommy?)...fucking...PSYCHOTIC!!??

I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING GOAT-WAD!!!!!

(mommy?...i'm so cold...)

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

I knew it wasn't just beer. Pyschosis and drug abuse do explain your more eccentric midnight rambles.

I'm in a Lipitor rut, can't even get high.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It never occured to me to grind the pill into a powder and snort it" elrond

Thank God. I'm sorry I brought it up...and that you can never get high again. Never. Ever. Never again. Not one more time.

(you'll cheat, you bastard...)

2:12 AM  

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