Thursday, July 31, 2008

Another one under the bus! KOmmies rap Ludacris for hurting Obama



Oops, there goes another one under the bus! Latest member of the FFOB (Former Friends of Barry) Club: Rapper "Ludacris." Barry's FORMER favorite rapper came out this week with a "rap song" (sic) designed to HELP the Possumptive Democrat Candidate. Let's take a listen to the lovely Ludacris lyrics:

POLITICS (Obama is here)

I'm back on it like I just signed my record deal
Yeah, the best is here, the Bentley Coupe paint is drippin' wet, it got sex appeal
Never shoulda hated, you never shoulda doubted him
With a slot in the President's iPod, Obama shouted him

Said I handle my biz and I'm one of his favorite rappers
Well, give Luda a special pardon if I'm ever in the slammer
Better yet, put me in office, make me your Vice-President
Hillary hated on you, so that b*tch is irrelevant

Now Jesse talkin' slick and apologizin'--for what?
If you said it, then you meant it, how you want it head or gut
And all you other politicians tryin' to hate on my man
Watch us win majority vote in every state on my man

You can't stop what's 'bout to happen, we 'bout to make history
The first black President, it's destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazin' us, the nooses or the jokes
Get off your ass, black people, it's time to get out and vote

Paint the White House black, and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap
'Cause what you talkin', I hear nothin' even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 presidents

Get out and vote or the end'll be near
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change, 'cause Obama is here, yeah
'Cause Obama is here . . .

Well, this is sure to "rap up" the election for the B-man now, dontcha think? No? As a matter of fact, within mere hours Team Obama once again had to issue their now standard disavowment of an unhelpful supporter. Join the crowd, Luda! Wright, Pfleger, Rezko, Ayers . . . the list goes on and on. E UNDERBUS POSSUM!

But before we get to the KOmmies' reaction to all this, let's sing a tribute to the People on the Pavement:

MY HOPES
Tune: "High Hopes"

Next time you choose
To get your name in the news
There's a bridge to be burned
Guess what--you lose

Just what made my Reverend Wright
Think his racist rants were alright
Everyone knows in a tight fight
I need votes that are white

But he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes

So if we've been friends very long
But you do me wrong
There's no longer an "us"
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus

When scandals break
And you've made a mistake
There's a bridge to be burned
My name's at stake

My pal Rezko got me a house
Room for me, my kids, and my spouse
But losin' a trial has aroused doubts
Now I think he's a louse

'Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes

So if you've been a friend of mine
Better get in line
Your turn's comin' like thus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus

('Cause he hurt my hopes
He hurt my hopes
He hurt my White-House-try don't-deny hopes)

So if you make my numbers slip
You'll soon take a trip
Where you're covered with dust
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
Oops, there goes another one under the bus
The bus!

Now back to Ludacris and his lyrics. Surely the leftist blogosphere must DENOUNCE and REJECT such hateful tripe! Uh, not exactly. Some of them actually liked this song--at first. Then political reality set in. Now many of them rap Ludacris, not because they disagree with the content, but only because this c-rap will not play well in Peoria and Pennsylvania. They're afraid it will backfire and hurt Obama's chances. Check out this
THREAD, "Ludacris: 'Obama is here!'" and this THREAD, "Jeremiah Ludacris," and this THREAD, "'Oh Lord, now he likes rappers too much.'"

So now slip on your do-rag and your bling-bling and get down widjo' bad self, as we katch the KOmmie KOmments in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--AKA "Ludarin"--is in the [Barackets]:

I love Ludacris. . . . He is a certified badass. . . . Now Luda has given his shout out to Barack in a big way, and while this might get Obama a little heat, it's a tight song and has some zingers for McBush (both of them).

[It might get Obama "a little heat." This is like saying the Titanic took on "a little water."]

He's certainly better with the English language than our current president. . . .

[W could never come up with a bon mot as clever and witty as:
Yeah, I said it, 'cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and just throw 'em like candy wrap]

i find it f*cking hillarious. old white people will be terrified. . . .

["Old white people," i.e., people who vote.]

Love it! But OMG, wait until Fox gets wind of it.

[The quick lousy Fox jumps all over the brown man's doggerel.]

Tips for LUDA!!!!

[Taps for LUDA!!!!]

Oh the "wingnuts" are going to love this.

[Hee! Hee! Reality begins to set in.]

Obama rejected the lyrics and said Ludacris should be "ashamed" (at least his campaign released that statement).

[E UNDERBUS POSSUM!]

There have been several rappers who have done some songs about Obama. He is number one with them.

[How is he doing with the child molester vote?]

Jeremiah Ludacris

[Wright you are!]

And THIS asshole is in heavy rotation on Barack Obama’s iPod? The aural equivalent of "my spiritual mentor" that Republicans are sure to have a field day with.

[It's a gift! Thanx!]

Ludacris, meet bus.

[Democratic Underbus.]

Is Ludacris being paid by the RNC?

[He's a Perfect Rovian Plant.]

Ludacris is an entertainer, not a potential cabinet member!

[Ludacris for Secretary of Offense.]

Ludacris smells money and he's cashing in.

[Ludacris knows Lucrativ.]

Markos needs to apologize. The stupidity in this diary and much of the comments really offends me.

[Life in the Looney Left: Everyone demands an apology from everybody for everything.]

this diary hurts my soul. . . .

[This diary hurts my sides--from laughing!]

Obama has zero to do with this story.

[Zero possumus.]

HE'S ON OBAMA'S IPOD. . . .

[Vero iPodumus.]

Ludacris is a witty, well spoken, and brash entertainer.

["McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed." Such wit! Cole Porter, eat your heart out!]

i liked the song and the beat. . . .

[It's easy to dance to. . . . I give it an 84.]

I may feel like expressing myself by running down the street naked except for strategically placed Obama stickers. But I would stop and think and ask myself if that would likely influence my neighbors to vote for Obama---or not.

[So what did you decide, benburch?]

Idiot Rapper

[Redundant.]

Obama has appeared with Ludicris publicly, met with him privately, and has called him a "friend".

["This is not the Ludacris I knew."]

I don't like rap. I actually can use the word hate when it comes to rap.

[RACIST!]

i hate Norway. now, i don't need to even visit Norway or meet more than a couple norwegians to know I hate it.

[And, as a Swede, I can say you are right.]

i don't like absolutes. . . .

[Me too! I think everyone who likes absolutes should be taken out and SHOT!]

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Ludacris. . . . He is a certified badass. . . . Now Luda has given his shout out to Barack in a big way, and while this might get Obama a little heat, it's a tight song and has some zingers for McBush (both of them).

This guys sounds like a 50-something white guy trying desperately to sound "hip."

(Hint: the Kool kidz stopped saying "shout out" and "tight" about 3 years ago, grampa.) And turn down the volume on "Murder She Wrote".

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all those that His Holiness has thrown under the bus we can now truly say that it's not a short bus. So he has that going for him.

On the other hand even a regulation size bus has it's limitations. Therefore the image of the Obamassiah is that of one leaving a trail of slime behind him throughout his campaign. And yet the press keeps eating it up.

I suppose that mental image was a little over the top. Sorry.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the song, but as soon as I read "another one under the bus" I was hearing the queen song in my mind.

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, there are people out there that will vote for the "magic negro" just because of a rap "song??" They truely need to look seriously at the politics.

Skul

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Obama seems to attract an odd set of endorsers.

Rappers, death row (now deceased) inmates, racist reverends, left-wing leftover terrorists, Chicagoland real estate specialists, and other assorted dregs and scum.

It is said that 'you can know a man by the company he keeps'.

I don't think I want Barry in my house. Or in the White House.

5:59 AM  
Anonymous MoonbattyB said...

Obama's my homey
you pugs will be lonely
cuz you won't be in power no mo

Youra going to be a crying
and probably a feel like dying
when we elect my homey and his ho

It don't matter he's a Kommie
and that he hates his white grand mommy when we's pull that lever in the fall

We gots our homey's back simply because he's black and we don't care bouts nothing mo.

Cuz you wingers be a crying
and probably a feel like dying
when we elect my homey and his ho.

Now if I could put down my pipe of crack and if my ho gets off her back we just might make it to the boof in the fall.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Libs throwing each OTHER under the bus on a continuous basis is SUCH a fun thing to watch isn't it??

Between all the comments concerning this and the ones regarding J. Edwards and his 'love child', I'm having a tough time seeing straight.. Been laughing WAY to hard and my sides hurt now.

Gotta stop this, but can't. It's like watching a train wreck..

11:35 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"I may feel like expressing myself by running down the street naked except for strategically placed Obama stickers."

Don't look, Ethel!

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ray said...
"Don't look, Ethel!"

Ray Stevens is that you?

PJ, There's a celebrity among us.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Ray Stevens is that you?"

In keeping with the musical theme, I present the following:
(to the tune of The Streak, naturally)

Hello, everybody, this is your selective news reporter
With all the news we choose to print across the nation
On the scene at a military base in Iraq
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yea, I did
I's standin' over there by the guardhouse
And here he come, strutting across the base
Past the hospital, lookin’ to play some baskyball.
And I hollered over t' Obama, I said, "Don't do it, Obama!"
But it's too late, the wounded had already been ignored.

Here he comes
look at him, look at him
There he goes
look at him, look at him
And he’s wearing the Emperor’s clothes

Oh, yes, he thinks he's unique
Look at him, look at him
Greatest thing on two feet
Look at him, look at him
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his vocabulary
He going to give us a speech

Oh, yes, he thinks he's unique
Look at him, look at him
He likes to highlight his mystique
Look at him, look at him
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be strutting around
While banning public critique

This is your selective news reporter once again
And we're here in Israel at the Wailing Wall
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's standing over here privately praying
When he just appeared, media in tow
Come strutting around wearing a yarmulke
Trying to look Jewish
I looked over and Obama was stuffen’ a prayer into the wall
I hollered, "Don't do it, Obama!" But it was too late
He'd already been photographed
Printed it in the all the newspapers too

He just too crude
Look at him, look at him
Don’t know how to be shrewd
Look at him, look at him
He's really need to improve

Oh, that's Obama you see
Look at him, look at him
He likes to be on TV
Look at him, look at him
He's always making' the news
As the man we need to choose
Says he’s the best that can be

Once again, your selective news reporter in New York
Covering the controversy with the New York Times
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did.
Rebuttal time, I's just finnished readen Obama’s letter about McCain in the NYT
And here it comes, right out of the cheap shots
The editors quibbling about printing McCain rebuttal
They didn’t print nothen’ but his name
Made a lame excuse about how’s it just something he said before
I hollered over to Obama, I said, "Don't let ‘em do it, Obama!"
But it was too late, he'd already givin’ the NYT’s a free throw
Grandstandin', right there in front of America


Oh, yes, he thinks he's unique
Look at him, look at him
(Who's that with him?)
Greatest thing on two feet
Look at him, look at him
(Is that you, Hillary?)
He's just as proud as he can be
(What ya think ya doin’?)
Of his vocabulary
(You get back to the Senate!)
He going to give us a speech

Oh, yes, he thinks he's unique.
Look at him, look at him
(Hillary? Where ya goin’?)
He likes to highlight his mystique
Look at him, look at him
(Hillary, you shameless hussy!)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be strutting around
(Say it ain’t so, Hillary!)
While banning public critique
(Hillary!)


Feel free to give this song to everyone you know.

6:11 PM  
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7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I completely agree with you on that.

There's just way too many suckers out there that can't just get it.

In fact, I was fightin with my sort of friend demetrius yesterday about this, and
they wouldn't admit to me that he was wrong. Now I can just show them this blog :)

2:24 PM  

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