Thursday, June 05, 2008

"Michelle Bombshell": Waiting for the "Whitey" rant



Maybe it exists, maybe it doesn't. The "Michelle Bombshell," I'm talking about. You know the one, the rumored tape no one has seen, in which Michelle Obama is purported to rant about the evils of "Whitey." Well, whether or not it exists, the DUmmies and KOmmies are very much exercised about it. They have posted on multitudinous threads, with varying degrees of flame-ation. Most think the tape doesn't exist, and are angry that anyone even brings up the subject. They accuse each other of "concern trolling" (a new term to me), meaning that when someone posts a thread saying they are "concerned" about this, that is just a subtle means of trolling to spread the rumor. They say it's Hillary's people who are spreading the rumor. They say it's Republicans who are spreading the rumor. They throw around the "racism" tag. They debate Ebonics and whether blacks even say "Whitey" any more.

They also try to discredit the rumor by saying Michelle just said "Why'd he. . ." and not "Whitey." But even there they miss the point. Let me explain. One version I've heard of the "Whitey" tape is as follows. Michelle is reported as saying: "Once again, the white man keeps us down. What's up with Whitey? Why'd he attack Iraq? Why'd he let Katrina happen? Why'd he leave millions of children behind? This is the legacy the white man gives us." So according to this version, Michelle says BOTH "Whitey" and "Why'd he." She puns on "Whitey" to lead into her "Why'd he" litany.

Well, that's a summary of the action over in DUmmieland and KOmmieland, and I don't have time to do more than this mini-DUFU. But I will post now just a kouple of KOmmie komments, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your time-limited humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--adding a BONUS song parody at the end--is in the [Barackets]:

The worst part is that it is true that Whitey cut folks off Medicaid and Whitey let New Orleans drown and Whitey put us in Iraq for no reason, even if that is NOT what Michelle Obama said.
[So here is a KOmmie AGREEING with what Michelle MIGHT have said, in a tape that MIGHT NOT exist, a tape is supposed to be DAMAGING to Obama!]

Changing versions? Here's another inconsistency. The version I last heard about the tape was that Michelle also went off about the Katrina response. Hurricane Katrina happened in 2005. Now according to this post, the supposed taping was during Barack's 2004 Senate Campaign. What gives?

[Well, you see, Michelle knew in advance that "Whitey" Bush wouldn't do anything to PREVENT Katrina.]

OK, I admit that posting these two KOmmie KOmments was just an excuse to get to this new parody from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Let's pretend there actually IS a Michelle Bombshell waiting to explode. You know, Michelle WAS steeped in the racist rhetoric of Rev. Wright, thus it DOES sound like something she COULD say. So now click and sing along!

MICHELLE BOMBSHELL
Tune: "Michelle"

Michelle bombshell
She says words that won't go over well
That Michelle

Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb

"We're being kept down by the white man"
That's what she had to say
Her words won't go away
Like, "What's up with Whitey? Why'd he go and screw us again?"

Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb

Barack is beginning to wonder:
"What's with my bitter half?
Oh, not another gaffe!
What's up with Wifey? Why'd she go and screw up again?"

It's like glue . . .

Barack is preparing to throw her
Far underneath the bus
With all who cause a fuss
What's up with Ayers and Wright and Rezko, Pfleger and friends?

Michelle bombshell
Once again the wife, she drops the bomb
She drops the bomb

And what's up with Wifey? Why'd she go and screw up again?
That Michelle . . .

8 Comments:

Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

"Whitey"? Not much of a bombshell there, the word has a 60s sound to it. It would have been better if Michelle had said (assuming she said anything) "honky" or "red neck" or "peckerwood" or "white trash". Then it would be fun to see Obama disown his wife the way he's disowned his grandmother, his minister, his priest and now his politcal mentor.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take note of elrond's response. In his little pea brain, the tape exists as PJ's framed it. Even though PJ begins his post with "Maybe it exists, maybe it doesn't," elrond goes on about "honkey...redneck...peckerwood...white trash" as if he's responding to a real conversation of some kind. But it's not a real conversation. It's an imaginary conversation.

PJ also didn't tell you that the buzz about this so-far-imaginary video/audio has resided in wingnuttia for a week or two. Not that it matters. Let's get back to the imaginary conversation.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Yeah, anonymous... with all of Obamassiah's affiliations with very, very bad people, being called "whitey" (alledgedly) by his unproud hag wife is a minor detail in the scheme of things. Thanks for pointing that out.

(Besides, if he throws her under the bus, there will be no one left to drive.)

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

Oh, our little twat is back again. Too bad PJ didn't actually write this one, shitface.

Seriously, you need to take a shotgun blast to your simpering little face.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

T-man,

Hey schmuck, does "assuming she said anything" mean anything to you or are you incapable of understanding words in parenthesis?

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Seriously, you need to take a shotgun blast to your simpering little face." manbearpig.

Misery loves company, manbearpig. Have you actually killed a man, a bear, and a pig or what? Were they simpering when you finally administered the coup da grace? Does simpering do something for you? Not that there's anything wrong with that or anything. I'm a liberal after all. If you get a little wood blowing simpering faces off with a shotgun, I'm down with that. Nothing a few more hugs and cookies couldn't fix. Have a brownie.

"Hey schmuck, does "assuming she said anything" mean anything to you or are you incapable of understanding words in parenthesis?" elrond

So it was an imaginary conversation after all, right elrond? You made it up. You were "assuming" she said something and then responded to the "assumed" statements with things like, "Whitey"? Not much of a bombshell there, the word has a 60s sound to it," like you're responding to something she really said, assuming she said it or not.

Thanks for the clarification, dumbass.

2:59 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-bird,

You're the most willfully stupid person I've had the misfortune to encounter. Go waste someone else's time.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whitey"? Not much of a bombshell there, the word has a 60s sound to it," elrond

So, elrond, you are responding to a figment of your imagination? Yes or no.

Just admit it, for Christ's sake. Talk about willfully stupid. You're the one making shit up, not me. Dumbass.

11:53 PM  

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