Saturday, May 31, 2008

Discussion: What Will DUmmies Do IF Obama Loses?

I started thinking about this a few days ago but have waited until the weekend to post this somewhat offbeat DUFU edition. What I would like to throw out for discussion is the question of exactly WHAT will the DUmmies do if Obama loses in November? Of course, this assumes he is nominated which is still not a completely sure thing. But assuming he is nominated what do you think the reaction from the DUmmies and other leftwingers be if their beloved Obamassiah loses in November? The simple answer is they will implode. However, I am looking for more specific answers. Exactly HOW will they implode? What forms will this take?

After Kerry lost in 2004, the implosion took some interesting forms. One example was when the DUmmies "stood up" in DUmmieland and gave their real names in Drama Queen fashion. This year, I think such a loss will hit them much, much harder. Could an Obama loss spell DOOM for the Democrats as the DUmmies blame Hillary for their loss?

I am interested in hearing your input as to what the reaction will be from the DUmmies and other Leftwing Loons if Obama loses. Your humble correspondent believes that an Obama loss will infect the Left with a POLITICAL RAGE VIRUS.

And to all you pundits, bloggers, and reporters out there...You are free to use the term "Political Rage Virus" as long as you give credit to your humble correspondent here for coining the term. (I googled that term and I am the FIRST to use it.)


Anonymous Skully said...

In the DUmmie mind Obama has already won. The primaries and GE are jut going through the motions to get to his inaugriation. So when McCain wins in the fall, they will see this as another stolen election. This will turn their BDS into McDS, And they will start dreaming up McPeachment charges. They'll say he's a war crimminal because he was in a Hanoi prison during 'Nam; and only crimminals are in prison, and he was in prison during a war...makes him a war crimminal. Then they will start carping about extraditing him back to Hanoi to face justice blah blah. Of course this will make for a 4 year supply of DUFU material.. cuz the madder these nutturds get...The funnier they are.

10:11 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Political Rage Virus ©

10:20 AM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

It will start at the DNC convention in Denver, with the far left trying their best to "recreate '68". The FL-ers don't care who gets the nomination, they just want to destroy the country and re-build it in a pure socialist image they dream Soviet Russia, China, and Marx was truely like.

Oh, sure, the minions of Obama and Hillery will denouce the violent hate filled demonstrations, but not really. Theyw ill use them to show how devided the country has become under Bush.

Hopefully, the majority of the people will se the insanity and vote Republican to save us from Obama or Hillery.

Of course, hope is never a good planning tool, so McCain better come up with a viable plan to win the general election.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had any confidence that Obama *will* lose. Sadly, I think he is almost certainly our next president. The press is so much in the tank for him that it's just too big an obstacle to overcome, despite the obvious gap in qualifications.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the riots in L.A. in the early 90's ... prepare for more of the same. All of the race pimps like Jackson and Sharpton will be screaming for "justus." Maybe - hopefully - it will cause many/most of the leftists to leave this country.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm with anonymous at 11:20AM... I fear the "knob" mentality will elect the Obamassiah based on... uhm... "CUZ HE'S FOR CHANGE!"...

If he's NOT elected, it's obviously because America is a racist nation (/sarc)... If he IS elected, it's because we're a stupid nation.

An Obama administration may well weaken America to a point we will be unable to recover from, but ASSUMING O's defeat for this thought experiment?...

DUmmie324: "I cried today. I marched with Dr. King and have fought for civil rights my entire life, but when the exit polls started coming in, I knew America was still not ready for a black President. My daughter saw me crying and began to cry herself. When I went to Starbucks, everyone there was crying as well, including the baristas. We held hands on this, the darkest of days in American history, and lamented that this country has not yet evolved. As my tears dropped from my cheek into the foamy top of my latte, I cursed bushitler for everything: the fact I can't hold a job to pay for my 23 medications, or that I have to worry about the demise of the polar bears due to global warming. Why can't we do another Florida recount and get Gore back in the game?!? Damnit, I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW! I am SEETHING! Obama had some really awesome ideas... like... like "change" and "hope"... I was so looking forward as to what kind of change and hope and now I'LL NEVER KNOW thanks to f-ing Diebold! I need to go home, smoke a few bowls, and wonder about the direction of my life under the continuing Fascist regime. Stand up against this injustice, comrades! It's time to speak Truth to... awww, nevermind."

How was that? :)

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Moonbat_One said...

They will use their Congressional majority not to do the business we sent them there for, but for political vendettas against the by-then gone Bush Administration, blocking the McCain Administration, and attacking private sector supporters of the GOP such as the energy industry.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same thing they do every night: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

No, seriously. There'll be some acting out and flailing about and beating their heads against the doors of their padded cells, but soon they'll wear themselves out or the orderly will get there with the thorazine and they'll go back to being a bunch of drooling, mumbling idiots.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous hud said...

I wish I had any confidence that Obama *will* lose. Sadly, I think he is almost certainly our next president.

Just wait 'til the veep slots are filled. If McCain chooses Bobby Jindal, Obama will be finished. Jindal has done vastly more in his political career than Obama and is 10 years younger. His youth and ethnicity will play well against Obama's race and age, and his staunch conservatism (Rush Limbaugh called him "the next Ronald Reagan") will pull in those conservatives who are wary of McCain.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lemme guess... Bill Ayers and his ilk will come out of retirement?

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will threaten to move to (fill in the blank), declare the election stolen, talk about starting revolutions, then go back down to the basement to smoke some more pot and wait for someone else to do something to soothe their seething souls. Oh, and of course, they will weep. as they always do.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

What will the DUmmies do? They'll do what they always do when a Donk loses an election: 1)claim election fraud, 2) blame Rove, 3)blame red state "sheeple", 4)post extended, obscenity laden, semi-literate rants denouncing "Amerikkka", 5)threaten revolutionary violence and/or civil war, 6)threaten to leave the country, 7)reach for the nearest bong, 8) do nothing.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous hwy93 said...

To add to elronds list 4b)they will treaten to form some ill defined third party if the name Clinton is not stripped from the DNC.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

How was that? :)

Dang! You have that down cold.
I honestly could not tell the difference between you and a real moonbat!

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to hear from kayinmaine on this lofty subject.

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Kay is busy and is phoning it in.

She says: "Caca doo-doo pootie-poo, repukes! Neener-neener-neener, you smell!"

Of course, that should be in bold, misspelled and perhaps I did paraphrase her subtle and nuanced point a bit.

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wish I had any confidence that Obama *will* lose. Sadly, I think he is almost certainly our next president." anon

Sadly. Yeah, sure. Are you suggesting everything's fine? I, troglaman, hope not. You're saying people should keep voting for the RebubliDUms because, if they don't, things will get even worse? Major dissconnect dude.

So here's the thing you don't seem to get:

Your ideological posse has so completely fucked up that anyone with half a brain understands you're all full of shit. It's come down to that. None of you have any credibility. Nothing you say is ever true. Nothing. Scarves? Flag pins? WMDs? Greeted as liberators? Operation Chaos? No Child Left Behind?

It's ALL bullshit. Deal with it.

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The same thing they do every night: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." anon

You stupid moron. You're a paranoid, slack-jawed, nutcase pussy.

It's precisely this position that has led us to our current impotence. Anon is scared. He thinks we're weak. He thinks YOU'RE weak. He thinks we can be defeated by enemies that have no army, no navy, no air force...and yet can destroy us with their fucked up beliefs. Beliefs.

Jesus. Wake the fuck up. You fucking scared assed wussies are the problem. You're weak. You're scared. Buck the fuck up.

1:09 AM  
Blogger Mihoshi said...

Oh look, the dispshit libtard has FINALLY graced us with its presence! Did you run out of pot, pukeboy?

Insane, homicidal maniacs don't need a fucking army, navy or air force. The 9/11 hijackers certainly didn't need any. Oh, but terrorism is just a bumper sticker slogan, right? I mean, there's only what, five or seven terrorists in the world, right? They're absolutely no threat at all, because we're just in Iraq and Afghanistan for the oil, right?

You make me want to puke. You are everything that's wrong with this country, and the sooner you and your shit-eating friends get the fuck out of this country, the better. Ignorant cocksucking shitheads like you don't fucking deserve freedom.

Die in a fire and burn in hell, cowardly anonymous asshole.

2:43 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...


That was extraordinarily well stated, amigo.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

Mihoshi and t-man (especially, but others here as well):

Your expletives reveal emotional responses. Emotional responses are indicative on NON-THINKING IRRATIONALITY. In short, expletive-laced rants reveal an irrational mindlessness.

Get rational: stick to the facts and reason out a position. Otherwise the only convincing you'll accomplish is that I'll be convinced you're not worth the time to read.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Mr Minority said...

What will the DUmmies do?

We will hear a lot of screeds about the election being stolen, but the biggest spew will be: RACISM!!

Yes, get prepared to hear that the White Redneck Repukes will not elect a Black Man to the White House.

It will be bad, real bad, and the MSM will be right there fanning the flames.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing you say is ever true. Nothing. Scarves? Flag pins? WMDs? Greeted as liberators? Operation Chaos? No Child Left Behind?

Huh? This is a nonsensical statement, please sober up, then re-post coherently.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Die in a fire and burn in hell, cowardly anonymous asshole." mihoshi

dubya. I, troglaman, have never descended to this level of discourse. Ever. I'd be banned in a heartbeat.

mihoshi. Homicidal maniacs actually do need an army and an air force and a navy to take over the United States. The fact that you think differently makes you a paranoid oaf. You think I'm afraid of burning in hell, the magical and mystical equalizer? I'm not. You are. That makes you a cowardly Dumbass. A loon. Wingnuttia Loonabat. Battaloonia Dingus. Jerkface Jackaloonia. A magical thinker not capable of recognizing anything other than your own fears.

Get a friggin grip.

4:30 AM  
Blogger Mihoshi said...

You call the rest of us dumbasses for what we believe in, and I think that's pretty fucking low - low enough to get banned.

I am not threatened by people who think differently, but arrogant know-it-all twats like you just piss me off.

You're the one who needs to get a grip, and you're the one who is threatened by us 'fringe lunatics'.

10:51 PM  
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