DUmmies go HDS over Hillary RFK remark!
It is now official: The DUmmies hate Hillary more than anyone else on earth--more than Bush, more than Cheney or Rove, more than Bill Belicheat and the New England Patriots. In fact, they may hate Hillary more than anyone in the history of all known universes. The DUmmies are in high DUdgeon--indeed, DUmmieland has broken out into full-blown HDS (Hillary Derangement Syndrome)--over her recent rationale for staying in the race: "Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June." WELL, you would think Hillary herself was about to hire Bosnian snipers to take out Barry on the tarmac! Witness this monster THREAD,"HILLARY RAISES ASSASSINATION ISSUE." So now let us FEEL THE LOVE for Mrs. Clinton--a leading fellow DEMOCRAT, mind you! The DUmmies' verbal hearts and flowers are in Bolshevik/Valentine Red, while the humble commentary of your guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--wondering whatever happened to PJ's pal Ken Norton's prediction that Hillary would drop out on May 7--is in the [brackets]:
HILLARY RAISES ASSASSINATION ISSUE . . . Hillary Clinton today brought up the assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy while defending her decision to stay in the race against Barack Obama. "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June. . . ."
[Accidents happen. Hey Barry, you know, Hillary and Huckabee both know a lot of people in Arkansas. Better skip that one on your tour of the 57 or 58 states.]
"People have been trying to push me out of this ever since Iowa."
[This is when push comes to shove.]
Pathetic. . . .
[Oh, come on, you can do better than that! How about "Psychopathic" or "Sociopathic"? Throw in an "F" word or two.]
What the f*ck are you talking about? She is making the point that many candidates continued to campaign into June.
[Here's an "F" word, but it's from someone rushing to Hillary's defense! Good luck with that! Get ready for the firestorm about to sweep over you, DUmmie ann_american2004. But first we'll let you recite your little poem. . . .]
Let the man stand on his own
not under the rubble of the vicious purpose of his flock!
Don't soil his good name
by calling out false blame
on a hero from our past
who did much for the party and passion
Of a needy generation!
We let Chappaquiddick go
Yet call Hill a ho
Which is your party?
I dunno.
But Obama does!
He knows right from wrong
It is his creed, his passion his song.
Emulate the Man!
Man!
I know you can!
Man!
["We let Chappaquiddick go": Yeah, that'll get the DUmmies to settle down! Ha!]
I honestly don't think she meant anything untoward but it does highlight the fact that she has a serious case of FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE.
[In this case it's more like FOOT-IN-ESOPHAGUS DISEASE. Which produces the following reaction of HILLARY DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. . . .]
She is such a swine. Teddy is facing his mortality and she is using his dead brother for political advantage. GO AWAY!!!!!!!
[Hillary as PIAPS, Pig In A Pantsuit.]
Hillary is now a train wreck.
[She has a loco motive.]
Everyone could die and I still wouldn't vote for HRC --- !!!
[ABHRC!!!]
You are way the hell out of line with that half-assed excuse for a rap.
[DUmmie Ken Burch blasts DUmmie ann_american2004 for her "We let Chappaquiddick go
Yet call Hill a ho" poem.]
Ken Burch Hah! You're funny. You make me laugh. I'm positively gurgling! . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I peed myself. You owe me new underpants. . . .
[Democratic Underpants.]
You owe me new underpants. The granny kind.
[Ken will get them from his brother, benburch.]
Totally pathetic, Hillary. . . . This TOTALLY DOES IT for this former supporter. You are toast.
[Totally.]
She is not safe to be let loose. . . .
[Hillary's got a stalker profile. Barry will have to get a restraining order.]
Well then join the rest of the lynch mob here. . . .
[Grab the torches and pitchforks!]
I havent had anything to do with these Hillary witch burnings or Obama orgies on DU until today. I just can't stand to be silent anymore. It seems DU has become short for "duh".
[It's short for "DUmmies in high DUdgeon."]
I just cannot understand how anyone could still support that nut. She is beyond scary!
["Oooooh! VERY scary!" < /countfloyd>]
I will not support HRC under any circumstances. If she figures out a way to slime her way into the nomination, I'll write in Gore.
[SAVE us, Algore, SAVE us!!!]
She is sick in the head.
[Hillary has a malignant brain.]
It's still so beyond the pale that don't chalk it up to verbal stumbling, plus it's been repeated. I agree with those who've posted Freudian slip, as you said, very revealing.
[Hillary's Freudian slip is showing.]
She's horrid. I am ashamed that she is the first real contender who is female!
[But she's NOT female! She's not even HUMAN!! She's one of those crystal skull creatures from outer space!]
Hillary is a very desperate woman.
[Desperate White Housewife.]
She is demented. . . . How stupid does she think we all are?
[You're Democrats, aren't you?]
I hate to say it But this kind of creative interpretation and the ensuing tempest in a tea cup make me think our party is very dysfunctional.
[You get a Kewpie Doll in a tea cup for that sudden realization!]
Get out the straight-jacket for her - this is outrageous!
[Off to Bellevue with her! She and Dan Rather can share a padded cell.]
I don't know how it can get worse. . . . I guess she could say, "Well, we really don't know what could come out next week on Senator Obama. For all we know he is a serial killer who sodomized young children when he isn't murdering hookers on the boardwalk."
[Be patient. There are still a couple of primaries to go.]
She is OFFICIALLY a f*cked up human piece of trash.
[FEEL the love. . . .]
I just called Gov. Rendell's office about this - she has to be stopped.
[By any means possible?!]
Oh! My! GOD! This woman is wacko!!!!
[Does she need "whacking"?]
What if everyone were killed but her? We'd be sorry we pushed her out early then, wouldn't we?
[Mike Gravel, we hardly knew ye!]
I want the :omfgthisisf*****ckedup: emoticon. It would be an animation of a smiley being sucked down a vortex into hell.
[Democratic Underworld.]
I would prop up a stinking corpse before I turn to her.
[Wellstone '08!]
And to think all those years I had a close friend who kept telling me about the Clinton's and I refused to believe it. . . .
[But now . . . I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!]
Now the only vote I would give Hillary is for her expulsion from the party.
[I'm envisioning the opening of "Branded," where they rip the chevrons off Chuck Connors' uniform and send him out of the fort.]
Why the hell don't we just crown her and get it over with?
["If you want to crown her, then crown her ass! But she is who we thought she was!" < /dennisgreen>]
Is it OK if I call her a b*tch now?
[Nothing's stopped you before.]
If she has to wear pants why can't she wear outfits that are more hip.
[That's the problem--more hip.]
WTF is the problem here with her wearing pantsuits?
[It's wearing the same one five days in a row that's the problem.]
I think the obsession in freeper land is that it makes her look manly, and furthering their twisted logic that shes a butch lesbian. . . . I havent seen a single post calling her gay. . . .
[Not that there's anything wrong with that. . . .]
Too far over the line this time, lady. Better practice baking cookies.
[Don't let Obama eat any of them, though.]
She should be arrested for her statement. . . .
[TO THE HAGUE!]
Somebody please tell Hillary that "June is the new April". . . .
[Hillary is the new Bush.]
another layer of her onion skin got peeled away with her latest stupid remarks. . . .
[It was her State of the Onion address.]
God. You actually went and did it. I now actually hate you for defending her.
[Hate those who don't hate Hillary. . . . It's spreading!]
She is a delusional, pathological liar!
[IOW, a Clinton.]
Hillary/Huckabee '08
[The Hitmen from Hope.]
I bet Michelle is hopping mad.
[Barry's Bitter Half.]
She is truly despicable. I don't excuse her words and actions by saying she is mentally unstable. Rather, she is just plain EVIL!
[Her Heinous.]
How much is the b*tch offering for the job? This is f*cking outrageous. Hillary should be taken into custody.
[OFF WITH HER HEAD!!]
I wish this lying, vicious, despicable, fat assed b*tch would just shut up and go away.
[Feel the love. . . .]
mendacious, lying, corrupt, vile, shameless, inept, egotistical, rude, cunning, arrogant, worthless, POS. . . .
[Love, love, love. . . .]
Stupid, Dumb, Calculating, Idiotic, Tact-less, Pathetic, Shameless, Desperate, beyond-the-pale, egotistical, DESPICABLE. . . .
[The thesauruses are getting a workout. . . .]
If she is the candidate, I guess I'll leave the country. . . .
[Promise?]
There's only one thing to do: Pick Carrot Top as VP
[Chelsea is not old enough yet.]
UNCONSCIONABLE, DESPICABLE, UNFORGIVABLE. . . .
[Back to the thesaurus. . . .]
Blind Ambition Meets Karma; that's gotta be the final nail in her campaign coffin.
[You'll need a spike in the heart for this one.]
SHE IS THE WORST PERSON OF THE CENTURY!!!
[Of ALL centuries!!!]
Well, Hillary Should Stay in the Race. After all, suppose 70 or 80 of the Obama delegates are suddenly hit by a bus, or their cars explode or something accidental like that.
[It could happen.]
She's played the race card, the gender card and now she's playing the assassination card.
[She's not playing with a full deck.]
Well, she just continues to say STUPID. F*CKING. SH*T. ALL. THE. TIME. AND. JUST. CAN'T. SEEM. TO. STOP.
[LEAVE. HILLARY. ALONE.]
Fight, Hillary. Don't let them bully you. We've got your back.
[THE CHAOS CONTINUES!]
I predict she is gone by tomorrow.
[Is that you, Ken Norton?]
You gotta go b*tch ... A little veiled threat there. Yes, you have to stay in the race just in case someone kills Barack Obama. . . . If it does happen, you're next in line b*tch.
[Congratulations! On a whole thread of worthy candidates, you win the Peace, Love & Tolerance Award™ for today!]
Worst. Primary. Season. Ever.
[And it just . . . keeps . . . going! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
posted by PJ-Comix at 10:09 AM
16 Comments:
I really do not understand...
Her observation was (roughly) that "stuff can happen", even late in the process, and she still has a chance.
Ok. With Teddy the Swimmer in the hospital, perhaps invoking a Dead Kennedy was a tad inopportune, even tasteless, but how does that generate this kind of blind, gagging, hatred?
I just don't understand.
She was right. It's the ninth inning and all that, but the game isn't over.
Not until the last vote at the convention.
I understand it Anon 1:50 and it works like this...
The Obamassiah is the embodiment of their entire Socialist Utopian dream, and Rodham is spoiling it for them. They hate Rodham like they hate Bush because The Obamassiah will give them their dream. They must destroy anything or anyone who they think is going to stop that. Thus, you get the blind rage and foam at the mouth hatred.
I have no doubt whatsoever that Rodham is going to take this to the convention and force her way on as his running mate or force that convention to reject her and shatter the Socialist Democratic Party once and for all.
"I hate to say it But this kind of creative interpretation and the ensuing tempest in a tea cup make me think our party is very dysfunctional."
You're just now figuring this out? What took you so long?
"I will not support HRC under any circumstances. If she figures out a way to slime her way into the nomination, I'll write in Gore."
Operation Chaos Rules!
I'm a,azed at how quickly and how far the Clintons fell in thr lefts' alleged minds.
'Her observation was (roughly) that "stuff can happen", even late in the process, and she still has a chance.' anon
Totally agree. Although I, troglaman, don't think it was entirely innocent. The dirty word has been drifting around in this uncomfortable medium for a while now. HRC is as aware of this fact as are you and I. This is not a new meme. She's brought it up before.
But the point is old tricks don't work anymore. They don't work on you jerkfaced dumasses and they don't work on us stonedass moonbats. They...Don't...Work. No matter who's shoveling the shit.
Can we agree on that?
An Agreement We Can Believe In!
PJ, "loco motive"? Heh heh.
Man oh man are they 'opping mad. Not just mad...basement mad. Crawlspace mad. I caught mommy f*cking the milkman mad. Wall to wall carpeting of bubblewrap.
Hi Trog!
Yeah, the tricks are wearing a mite thin, thanks to the long primary season.
Thanks also to bloggers who delight in fact-checking, cross-referencing and making the reading public aware of all of the old 'politics as usual' lies, distortions and so on.
The happiest thing is: it's non-denominational. Neither side can float much in the way of hype balloons without them being shot down instantly.
Since the MSM has dropped this ball, it is a natural evolution in the American promise of a well-informed public making responsible decisions for better government.
Now, if it only worked a little better...
"Man oh man are they 'opping mad. Not just mad...basement mad. Crawlspace mad. I caught mommy f*cking the milkman mad. Wall to wall carpeting of bubblewrap." corona
Yes. And Malkin and Johnson are frothing at the mouth because they think Rachel Ray is a covert Muslim spy hyping terrorists on behalf of that well-known fascist organization - 'Dunkin Donuts'...because of a fucking scarf. And let's not even begin to talk about Subway Sandwiches and their subversive plot against home-schooled children. You want to talk batshit, basement, crawlspace crazy? Head on over and take a look. Rachel Ray for Christ's sake. And Dunkin Donuts pulled the friggin ad! Jesus. Just kill me now.
"Since the MSM has dropped this ball, it is a natural evolution in the American promise of a well-informed public making responsible decisions for better government." anon
Amen. It's not just an American promise. It's happening everywhere. And you've got guts mentioning 'evolution' in these parts, my friend. It's God's work 'round here.
Jesus. Just kill me now.
YES! Praise Jesus!
The only thing to praise jesus for is that he (allegedly) said: "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto God that which is Gods's." Which translates roughly into modern-day English as "Keep your fucking religion out of politics!"
"Keep your fucking religion out of politics!" dubya
Who are you talking to? It's an honest question, W.
I'm speaking to "compassionate conservatives," those who want a constitutional amendment banning personal preferences, anyone who tries to legislate morality, anybody who alleges that this country and its Constitution were founded on "biblical concepts."
In short, most of the political douchebags right and left who try to pander to the religious douchebags.
For those who will undoubtedly draw wrong conclusions: I'm not gay/queer and I don't think queer (GLBT) lifestyles are a good thing, but on the other hand I think the government should keep its nose out of people's personal relationships. That's fundamental to government's obligation to protect the rights of individuals against both the government and against the mob of religious zealots.
Gay marriage is for f@gs.
"but on the other hand I think the government should keep its nose out of people's personal relationships." dubya
Wow. I, troglaman, do too. I guess you would come down on the side of Obama rather than McCain on this issue. Right dubya?
McCain says leave it to the states, I say leave it alone.
Who knows what Nobama says -- he changes anytime anybody questions him -- like windsurfer John F'n Kerry: "Which way is the wind blowing?"
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