DUmmie rage EXPLODES over lack of FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!
Happy, healthy New Year! Or not. The DUmmies are not happy (are they ever?), and they're worried they won't be healthy either. Why? Because corporatist Amerikkka does not have FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE, DAMMIT!!! Why can't we be like those enlightened, civilized, socialized countries like Canada or Cuba or France??!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! See the DUmmie rage EXPLODE in this subtly titled THREAD, "I'm so f*cking pissed off right now, I can't see straight...DAMMIT..."
So slap the ol' blood-pressure cuff on the DUmmies and watch them STROKE OUT, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wishing you all a happy, healthy 2008 WITHOUT the interference of the federal government, is in the [brackets]:
I'm so f*cking pissed off right now, I can't see straight...DAMMIT...
[Your mother warned you your little "hobby" could affect your vision, DUmmie rateyes.]
I didn't get the chance to see "Sicko" in theatres this year. . . .
[Join the crowd.]
MANDATED HEALTH INSURANCE PLANS SUCK GRAVY.
[128 over 89. . . .]
FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE THAT COVERS EVERYTHING CAN BE DONE, AND WE THE PEOPLE SHOULD DEMAND IT RIGHT NOW!!
[150 over 97. . . .]
F*ck the AMA for their opposition to universal coverage.
[175 over 111. . . .]
F*ck the insurance companies that look for every way under the sun not to cover medically necessary procedures.
[190 over 135. . . .]
AND F*CK EVERY CONGRESSPERSON AND ADMINISTRATION THAT DOES NOT SUPPORT FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!
[220 over 147!!! DUmmie rateyes strokes out!]
if you needed it in France... you could get it for free.
[So who PAYS for all this "FREE" health care, rateyes?]
(Or Canada, or England, or CUBA)
[Here's the deal: You buy a one-way ticket to one of these places, and take some of your socialist friends with you, and promise not to come back, and, hey, *we* might just take up a fundraiser here to pay for your trip!]
It's unfathomable that the so called richest country in the world would not implement universal health care.
[It's not unfathomable. It would be unconstitutional. Read the Tenth Amendment, DUmmie Ishoutandscream2.]
[DUmmie rateyes is still stroking out.]
[there there!!! as in Cuba, Canada. . . .]
Are we already paying for it. . . . They say here in California 20% of our healthcare cost go to cover un-reimbursed medical expenses, (uninsured people). . . .
[So kick out the "undocumented immigrants."]
I'm talking no deductibles, free dental & vision, prescriptions, the whole 9 yards for everyone.
[You're talking 60% tax rates, ten-month waits to see a doctor, the whole socialist (read "Democrat") agenda.]
Saw Sicko when it was in theaters.
[YOU were the one!]
I've been behind John Edwards. . . .
[Is that you, benburch?]
GO JOHNNY GO!
[FREE UNIVERSAL SKIN CARE!]
Yes, I know it wouldn't be "FREE" free.
[A glimmer of reality seeping in, but not enough for a Kewpie Doll.]
Too many people are scared to death of the idea of "socialized medicine."
[They're called "taxpayers."]
Try being self employed; you pay a few hundred a month, have a huge deductible, and almost NOTHING is covered! I'm over 30k in debt. . . .
[Politicize my plight! DU it for Andy! UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE FOR ALL!]
It's one infuriating, depressing movie, no?
[A film by Michael "Thicko" Moore.]
The jacket says it's hilarious...
[It's hilarious that Michael Moore can FIND a jacket.]
Are you ready to ask your government to do your laundry?
[FREE UNIVERSAL DRY CLEANING!]
Maybe just iron my underwear...
Out of curiosity, does the DVD come with extra footage?
[Yes, it shows Michael Moore eating a foot-long hot dog.]
extended interview with Che's daughter. . . .
[Chastity? Isn't she a lesbian?]
I liked the part about the prison in Norway. . . .
[She's in prison in Norway??!]
We the people need a good old fashioned REVOLUTION.
[TO THE STREETS! TO THE BARRICADES! ¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!]
We don't need to re-invent the wheel here - all we have to do is look at France, Canada, Britain, etc.
[Better yet, MOVE there, why dontcha!]
It makes me really mad, too. . . . I can't contain my rage when someone starts spewing that revolting right-wing crap about "we can't afford it" when we've spend hundreds of billions killing people across the world.
[DUmmie yardwork also about to stroke out. . . .]
I. Can't. Stand. It.
I mean free at the point of purchase... SOCIALIZED is what I'm talking about.
[DUmmie rateyes finally comes clean and speaks the "S" word.]
Why do the French hate America so much! With their national health care and free nannies and 5 weeks vacation to start and their free college and doctors making house calls and their damn 35hr work week! Evil Frenchies! Take me in, please? We wont eat much or make trouble.
[Free French nannies could be a selling point.]
My daughter is ready to move. She'd go to France in a heartbeat.
[Is your daughter into French nannies? Say, you're not Cher, are you?]
We have already voted in my house. . . . If 2008 is just going to be between a dem corporate war monger and a rep corporate war monger, we are gone.
[Start packin'! Need a lift to the airport?]
A smoking ban comes into effect in France starting January 2nd. I'm here for my holiday vacation, but haven't been to a bar once.... I need to go in the next two days to enjoy smoking and having a beer at the same time. Maybe this doesn't matter to you, but for me, France is over.... too bad.... I f*cking love this place.
[They have a Bukowski's there in France, Will?]
FREE (paid-for-by-taxes) HEALTH CARE FOR ALL.
[You don't see the inherent contradiction between "FREE" and "paid-for-by-taxes"?]
I'm going to act on this pent up frustration, and that is a good thing.
F.U.H.C. is what we need now.
[Not the best acronym there.]
Why would anyone vote for someone other than Kucinich?
My friend and I wanted to see it, but it went out of the theaters before we could get together.
["Sicko" went quicko.]
I bawled. Then I went in the bathroom and threw up.
[A normal night at Bukowski's for Pitt.]
I'm ready for a revolution!
[Let's all write a letter to the editor! And grouse on DU!!]
Revolution is the word.
5 cent meds in Cuba. . . .
[So go move to Club Meds.]
Nothing is free - Universal Healthcare can be single payer but it till costs $$$. Just a heads up.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Prepare for tombstoning!]
And then there is the dental. I have a crown issue going on now. . . .
[An Inconvenient Tooth.]
Michael Moore's movies and books have the same effect on me,,,, That man is going to cause me to have a heart attack or stroke!!!
[Especially if you follow The Michael Moore Diet and Exercise Plan.]
I'm Canadian and I can't believe people are just now waking up to how ABSOLUTELY MIND NUMBINGLY INSANE it is that you guys have to PAY for health care.
[I'm American, and I can't believe how ABSOLUTELY MIND NUMBINGLY DUMB you Canuck hosers are to think you aren't paying for it in TAXES!]
I've told my relatives in the states to see SICKO but I am afraid they are all of the DEER HUNTING WITH JESUS mindset.
Good content, lousy delivery - are the obscenities REALLY necessary?
[F*ckin' YES! I'm a G*d-d*mn DUmmie!!!]
This isn't the place for it - sit in your bathroom and scream obscentities. . . .
[DUmmieland IS a toilet on a screen!]
F*CK F*CK F*CK
[DUmmie discourse at its finest.]
Uhh, nothing is free..... so how would you suggest it gets paid for?
[OK, DUmmie 1corona4u, YOU get the Kewpie Doll for a brief moment of mental clarity.]
I don't like the use of the term "free" in this context. It's not accurate.
[Sorry, DUmmie slackmaster, only one Kewpie Doll per thread. Hey, maybe you should move to France where they have FREE UNIVERSAL KEWPIE DOLLS FOR ALL!]