Wednesday, May 30, 2007

"What group do you think of as worse than al quaeda?"

The WORST thing you can do to the Left is to quote them accurately. Copy & Paste is their mortal enemy since it allows the world to see them in their OWN words. You can see yet another example of their inner loon in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "What group do you think of as worse than al quaeda?" Since the DUmmies agree with the Pink Sapphire that there is NO global war on terror, they look upon "al quaeda" as either benign or misunderstood or both. So let us now watch the DUmmies prove their complete looniness in their own words in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that a lot of AP staffers would agree with the sentiments expressed on this thread, is in the [brackets]:

What group do you think of as worse than al quaeda?

[DUmmies think the Boy Scouts are worse than Al Qaeda so the following responses to this question will come as no surprise.]


[Posted a DUmmie with a Karl Marx icon by his name.]

PNAC/BushCo. Chimpy McF*ckwad is just a puppet figurehead for the current regime.

[P-NACing, Mr. Pennell? P-NACing?]

corporate human resources

[Almost as bad as static cling.]

B.F.E.E., PNAC, Neo-Cons...

[To get an idea of the juvenile DUmmie mindset, you have to realize that B.F.E.E. stands for Bush Family Evil Empire.]

...fundamentalist Dobson, Robertson, Phelps and Sheldon's little hate groups. I'd trust your average Afghani in a dark alley before I'd come anywhere near a f*ckin fundie!

[If you ever confronted a Taliban Afghan, you would barf up your pizza all over your Che Guevara T-Shirt.]

the radical religious right is more dangerous than Al-Qaeda could ever be.

[Is that you, Rosie O?]

Up With People

[I wonder if Up With People ever beat the crap out of this DUmmie...with smiles on their faces.]


[Be more assertive. Take that question mark away.]

Bush/Cheney cabal

[The cabal that whisks you away to Wal-Mart detention centers in the middle of the night.]

That would be the neocon let's-go-back-to-fuedalism crowd.

[How about the let's-go-back-to-spelling-correctly crowd?]


[So far PNAC is winning the DUmmie sweepstakes for the group worse than Al Qaeda.]

The PNAC may be more dangerous in their influence over powers that can actually do more damage than al queda ever thought of.

[Yup! Definitely PNAC.]

Blackwater Security

[This DUmmie would be begging for protection by Blackwater Security if ever confronted by Al Qaeda.]

Toss up between the Dominionists and the Russian mob.

[Yeah, those Dominionist suicide bombers are everywhere.]

the repuke party which has become the largest organized crime syndicate and terrorist operation in the history of earth

[The frightening thing here is that this DUmmie is serious.]

The Bush regime.

[Extreme electro-shock therapy won't cure your BDS but we'll certainly try with high voltages.]

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Blogger Britt said...

I think the thread author of that was a lousy freeper troll.

6:19 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"What group do you think of as worse than al quaeda"

I don't know if there are groups worse than al quaeda, but a few from the 70's were close. To name a few: The Weather Underground (a.k.a the Weathermen), the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA), the Black Panthers, and several other left wing radical groups.

All of the above groups used terror and intimidation tactics like firebombing ROTC buildings on collage campuses and kidnapping and/or extortion, not to mention instigating race riots, as a means of political "expression" and most members of these groups, as in the case of the SLA, were just a bunch of hippies playing at terrorism.

It's funny how the loony left calls right wing groups terrorists yet just in the last 40 years I have personally observed the fact that it is the left wing that habitually uses violence as a means of protest. When was the last time you seen right wing protests devolve into chaos and violence where public buildings and private property are damaged and/or destroyed like you see far to often with the left? In all my 47 years I have yet to see a right wing protest devolve into violence, yet for the left wing that seems to be mandatory.

So DUmmies, just which side is actually a bigger threat to peace and stability? I'll give you a hint: It's not the conservatives.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Gianni said...

Its called projection...

10:33 AM  
Anonymous true patriot said...

So the Chimpy/Cheney/Halliburton cabal is now quarantining the uber patriotic dissent “for their own good.”

I guess the Third Reich really was the Thousand Year Reich. It’s certainly alive and well in the FSA (Fascist States of America).

11:40 AM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...


6:30 PM  
Anonymous john f not kerry said...

Good work, TP. You certainly capture the essence of the DUmmies. You can stop imitating them now. Really.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Jason said...

lol, some dummie actually listed "Nickeback" as worse that AQ.

"If Everyone Cared we'd all give our lives.

If everyone loved we'd all be ready to die.

If everyone shared and swallowed their pride,

Then we'd see the day...when all Americans died."

5:35 PM  

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