Tuesday, May 22, 2007

"Dems to send Bush no-timeline war bill"

Until just a few days ago, the DUmmies were absolutely jubilant that the Democrats were standing up to President Bush by insisting on a pullout timeline on the Iraq war funding bill. However, now that those same Democrats have caved on the timeline issue, the DUmmies are crying BETRAYAL as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Dems to send Bush no-timeline war bill." So let us now watch the DUmmies throw a conniption fit over their betrayal by their own Dems in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that the Democrats just got snookered in a way he won't now mention by Bush, is in the [brackets]:

Dems to send Bush no-timeline war bill

[DUmmies betrayed.]

WASHINGTON - In grudging concessions to President Bush, Democrats intend to draft an Iraq war-funding bill without a timeline for the withdrawal of U.S. troops and shorn of billions of dollars in spending on domestic programs, officials said Monday.

The legislation would include the first federal minimum wage increase in more than a decade, a top priority for the Democrats who took control of Congress in January, the officials added.

While details remain subject to change, the measure is designed to close the books by Friday on a bruising veto fight between Bush and the Democratic-controlled Congress over the war. It would provide funds for military operations in Iraq through Sept. 30, the end of the fiscal year.

Democrats in both houses are expected to seek other opportunities later this year to challenge Bush's handling of the unpopular conflict.

[And now the FUn begins with the angry DUmmie reaction to this story...]



They rolled over and played dead.

[By acting like Dingy Harry at his liveliest?]

Color me sooo disillusioned.

[I'll be sending you a Dingy Harry crayon set.]

F*ckers! God Dam mother f*cking son of bitches.

[Does this mean you won't be responding positively when the Dems send you a fund raising letter?]

Democrats are using the Iraqi Occupation for political gain.

[And since you used the term "Iraqi Occupation" we know where you are coming from.]

Come ask me for a contribution you cowards . . .

[Hi DUmmie! Please send us money. We are only $10 away from taking back the White House.]

Does Anyone Represent Us Anymore????

[Don't worry. The Pink Sapphire is sure to pander to your every need.]

Methinks our Dems in Washington need to wipe the brown smudges off of their lips.

[And noses.]

Minimum wage needs to be at least $20 per hour

[Go for broke. Make it $100 per hour.]

Bushco and Rover must be laffing their asses off in the Oval office; These Dems can't even wipe their asses, what a bunch of cowards and losers


F*CK YOU, Dem leadership. May you rot in the hell I don't believe in!

[Methinks you are already suffering in the hell you don't believe in.]

Is this what Nancy Pelosi calls leadership? Nothing's been accomplished from her 'First 100 Hours' nonsense. She's backpedaling on this issue. Is this what we can expect for the 18 months?

[After all the media hoopla about all the wuuuuunderful things Grandma Pelosi was going to accomplish, it is nice to see you realize all that 'First 100 Hours' hype was nothing by nonsense.]

But dear god, was that new backbone short lived. . .

[That backbone came close to the one month mark.]

This is just exactly the OPPOSITE of what they SHOULD have done!! GOD! I can't BELIEVE they are SO stupid and spineless!! What they SHOULD have done was leave EVERY iota of domestic spending IN, the TIMELINES IN and let the little monkey veto it AGAIN...and AGAIN and AGAIN... Then when he whines about "Democrats won't come up with funding for the troops" - Democrats can state the TRUTH which is that bu$hit keeps VETOING the damn funding! WHY OH WHY do they play these games with a PSYCHOPATH!!

[I loved reading that bit of PSYCHOPATH writing!]

I keep thinking AIPAC is pulling strings here.

[Protocols of the Elders of Neocon.]

i feel so let down--angry!!

[Boo hoo! You want a hankie?]

If this passes the Dem Approval Rating will sink like a rock....

[Which means below zero.]

Total betrayal. If this is true it's a complete betrayal of everything voters asked for last November. And we can kiss 2008 goodbye. You cannot take the defining issue of our day and turn it into a bargaining chip. Yes, we need a minimum wage increase, but this is rubbish. What's next? Maybe we can agree not to press for action on global warming in exchange for a pledge not to try to overturn Roe v. Wade?

[We will give up support for the mattress tag removal bill in exchange for the Democrats giving up on supporting socialism.]

the democratic party is OVER. last one out, turn off the lights. these spineless f*cking jellyfish can go to hell. I'm done. not one more cent. not one more second. America is dead, and I'm going to stop giving a shit.

[Would you like this Hillary '08 bumper sticker?]

I think we should build a huge altar and just offer up sacrifices to Bush

[Carbon credit offsets can be burned as sacrifice offerings to Bush.]

what a total betrayal. Pelosi and the rest can go to hell. f*cking liers every one. this is what we've worked our asses off for for 6 fucking years?!?!?! to hell with this.

[Sending Grandma Pelosi to the hell he doesn't believe in.]

Weaklings. Pure d-weaklings. I've lost whatever respect I had for them. I don't know exactly what I expected them to do, but I expected something other than simply giving the administration what it wanted, the same as the old Congress would have.

[Even better is that a lot of newly elected Democrats like Heath Shuler stuck their necks out for an Iraq pullout bill that was eventually pulled out.]

So I guess the original bills were to *humor us*, it's a sell out. they knew would happen.

[They know their DUmmies.]

no more money from me..i am done!!..and i am not kidding!

[Hillary is just $10 away from winning the White House.]

Given the total lack of leadership by the Democrats, including Pelosi & Reid, to put an end to Bush's Iraq War, it is now possible to predict a Republic victory in 08 both for President and Congress.

[President Romney thanks you for that prediction.]

But all the optimism I felt six months ago is quickly being drained away from me. I'm so angry right now I could scream.

[Try screeching instead.]

Honest to goddess, it's Revolution time. Throw them ALL out!

[A Feminutti Bolshevik speaks up.]

F*ck the Democrats. F*ck them. May they be flushed down the toilet of history with Bush.

[I prescribe a long Anger Management session with Dr. Buddy Rydell.]

Clinton had his Monica. Bush has his Nancy

[Thanx NOT for that latter horrifying mental image!]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just can't believe these loons. Even rags like the LA Times is printing "don't leave too soon", and "surge is working" pieces.

Why are these nitwits so hell-bent on absolute, ignominious failure?

Give Victory a chance!

Who knows? Iraqis may become major capitalist players and a cool vacation destination! (A reach, I know, but, as I read what Baghdad was like in the 30's, 40's and 50's, odder things have happened!

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like the democrats might be thinking that losing a war and welcoming 20 million new residents into our country would be too much to accomplish in one week.

Still, this is good news. And it perks me up that the DUmmies are miserable. Thanks PJ.

9:57 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Ah, I love the smell of disillusioned DUmmies in the morning!

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Now that's just wrong.

Smells like feet, dead hippies and rancid pizza.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carbon credit offsets can be burned as sacrifice offerings to Bush.

Now THAT was really freaking funny!

Honest to goddess, it's Revolution time. Throw them ALL out!

Said the lesbian Wiccan princess from the depths of her mother's basement. Don't trip on the pizza boxes on your way to the revolution, Sunshine.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"Dems to send Bush no-timeline war bill""

Awwwwww. And they were just 24 business hours (and $10.00) away from adding yet another time line (a.k.a benchmarks) requirement. Once again, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy strikes a deadly blow to the Defetocrats! Bwaahaahaa! All your wars are belong to us!

BTW DUmmies, where's the requisite Rove and Cheney rants? Do your poor little misguided brains hurt so bad that you forgot about Rove and Cheney? Guess it's time to up your meds again. Which reminds me, how's that Universal Health Care working for you?

I wonder if the DUmmies will now start posting threads calling for the impeachment of the newly rejected democrats? After all, the liberals are very good at eating their own.

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come to think of it, you're right Ray. Where ARE the rants about Rove and Cheney? Something funny is going on.
Betcha we do hear about impeaching those dastardly Dems any day now.


3:15 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

[Protocols of the Elders of Neocon.]

Great one, PJ!


6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a total absolute disconnect between the base of the Socialist Democrat Party (which can be found ranting and raving at Democratic Underground, Move-On, and Daily Kos web sites) and the people they vote for (Pelosi, Reid, etc.). The base honest-to-God keeps thinking their people really give a damn about what they want. Reality is, all they want is the money the loons send them so they can keep power. If the base ever wakes the hell up and realizes their representatives have been playing them for fools, you will see two things happen. One, the people who wind up in Congress (if any) from the Socialist Democrat Party will all be Cynthia McKinney and Dennis Kucinich(sp) clones and two, the party will finally be destroyed by a combination of election landslide defeats and party implosion when Democrats abandon the Socialist Democrat Party. Meanwhile, a new party will rise up to replace them that still believes in American exceptionalism.

4:00 AM  

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