Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Impeachment Fever Songs



Okay, okay. I just can't help it. This whole impeachment fever thing on the left is really cracking me up bigtime. So here we go for the FOURTH time in a row with another DUFU edition on this topic. This time it is an impeachment singalong with words provided by that world famous songmeister and Freeper, Charles Henrickson. The first of his songs was inspired by the title of Sunday's DUFU edition, "Impeach! It's Now Or Never" and is titled, IT'S NOW OR NEVER (Time to impeach) sung to the tune of the Elvis hit, It's Now Or Never:

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach

Tomorrow's 2008

It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

When I first saw Bush
And that evil Cheney
My life's been awful
My skies turned rainy
I've watched these six years
Chimpy's smirks and Dick's sneers
Now that we've won
Let's have some fun--
Impeach!


It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

Just like a bad weed
Spreading rage enlarges
That's why we don't need
No stinking charges
Bush just needs kicking
And the clock is ticking
This ain't so tough
Make something up--
Impeach!

It's now or never
Time to impeach
His crimes--whatever
So it's a reach
Tomorrow's 2008
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait

It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait
It's now or never
Our hate can't wait!


And the second and final of Songmeister Henrickson's impeachment songs is titled, Imagine There's Impeachment sung to the tune of Imagine:

Imagine there's impeachment--
It's easy if you're high.
No proof to slow us,
And no one asking why.
Imagine all of Congress
Voting to impeach. . . .

Imagine there's no Chimpy--
It isn't hard, DU.
No Rice and no Gonzales,
No Dick Cheney, too.
Imagine Karl the Traitor
Serving life at least. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

Imagine no more DUFUs--
I wonder if you can.
No need to read their humor
And laughter at our plans.
Imagine all the freepers
Feeling bad like us. . . .

You may say I'm a DUmmie,
But I'm not the only one.
I bet there's way more than fifty,
And there could be fifty-one.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh!

The Right has the best sense of humor. The Left has .... Franken and Rosie-whats-her-name

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

I'd tell you that the impeachment angle has been overdone, but I suspect we'll be getting fresh comedy material out of this for at the very least the rest of the month. And this stuff never gets old.

8:25 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

In keeping with the song parody theme, I wrote this just for True Patriot:

I'm Hillary Ingrate, I am
Hillary Ingrate I am, I am
I got married to Billie the Clown
He's been screwing every girl in town
Now every one laughs at Hillary (tee hee hee!)
Couldn't be respected if I tried (If she tried!)
I'm Ingrate I am, I'm Hillary
Hillary Ingrate I am

Second verse same as the first

H-I-L-L-A-R-Y
Hillary (tee hee hee!)
Hillary (tee hee hee!)
Hillary Ingrate I am, I am
Hillary Ingrate I am
Yeah!

11:20 AM  
Anonymous true patriot said...

ray is a Hate Crime!!!!!!!!!

1:13 PM  
Anonymous ray said...

Aw, come on TP. You can do better than that!

1:32 PM  

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