Tuesday, May 08, 2007

"New DU Group: Socialist Progressives Group"



The DUmmies are getting almost honest by creating a new group exposing their TRUE desire: a "Socialist Progressive Group." I say ALMOST honest since if they were completely honest they would just drop the pretense and call it a Communist Group. That's what they really mean. In fact, communists like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez (when you strip away the "Bolivaran" BS) call themselves socialists as in the ubiqutous Socialismo o Muerte! posters seen all over Cuba. Also USSR did not stand for the Union of Soviet Communist Republics. It stood for Union of Soviet SOCIALIST Republics. In any event, it is good that the DUmmies are showing their true colors as collectivists and haters of free enterprise as you can see in this THREAD proudly announcing the formation of the Socialist group. It sure makes it easier for the DUmmie FUnnies to find fresh DUmmie material to feature in its editions. So let us now watch the "Socialist Progressives" declare their manifesto in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the this new grouping of self-declared collectivists, is in the [brackets]:


New DU Group: Socialist Progressives Group

[New DU Group: Communist Collectivists Group.]

The mission of the DU Socialist Progressives Group is to link Socialist ideas and suggestions for political change to a Progressive framework, with the end result being positive and forward looking discussion and solidarity.

[The mission of the DU Socialist Progressives Group is the collectivation of private property with the end result being the destruction of free enterprise.]


I thought all of DU is supposed to be a socialist progressive group!


[It really is but now they are admitting it in public.]


I have regarded Socialism as the moderate economic system in between two radical ones....capitalism and communism.


[Communists always call themselves Socialists.]


I have experienced it first hand. Lived it. Loved it and discarded it. Travel to China and see how the UTOPIAN IDEAL ALWAYS GETS CORRUPTED and then realize that China is now involved in the GREAT EXPERIMENT, mixing Capitalism and Socialism, WHY? Because SOCIALISM DOES NOT WORK. Unfortunately, innocent people are still dying and people are still being treated as a commodity.


[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


If you truly knew something about classical socialist theory, you would know that it is BASED on Democratic principles, and without them (like in China and the Soviet Union) it always fails.


[Apparently Socialism also failed in France (and Britain and Scandinavia and...)]


Until people figure out that the nation-state concept is a failure, and until we being to rebuilt local communities... no, not communities.... tribes where in people in small groups work together, share responsibilities and have a direct voice in the affairs of their tribe, we will continue to have miserable experiences, savage injustice, awful violence and we will get to keep sitting around pontificating about how and why all of the large governmental systems theory we try never seems to work that well.


[It takes a village...I mean a tribe.]


Thank you, Skinner, for creating this group!!


[Thank you, Skinner, for creating a great new source for DUFU comedy material!!]


(You can now access the DUmmie FUnnies simply by typing "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in the URL box.)

6 Comments:

Anonymous ray said...

Until people figure out that the nation-state concept is a failure...

American will continue to be the most productive, inventive, and charitable country known to man.

Hay DUmmies, they only failure we have here is the failure of some (like all the DUmmies) to understand that our form of Government guarantees that Americans will never know true poverty, mass starvations, lack of access to information, and lack of economic advancement that afflicts so many other countries, especially the socialist countries that take far more from their people then they can ever return.

In a world where the majority of the population are poor and unable to truly advance themselves thanks to their own government's interference, we are the place that all other people wish to live. 200 years of progress and innovation proves that we are the best!

A Constitutional Republic, the gold standard of government!

3:01 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

"tribes where in people in small groups work together, share responsibilities and have a direct voice in the affairs of their tribe, we will continue to have miserable experiences, savage injustice, awful violence" which never, in the history of mankind happened when the world really *was* just a bunch of tribes and tribal nations.

It's hard to believe how willfully, obdurately ignorant these folk can be.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...tribes where in people in small groups work together, share responsibilities and have a direct voice in the affairs of their tribe..."

The first gang of slightly more organized ruffians will kill you, take your women, land and livestock and laugh while doing so!

And you will have earned your extinction.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first gang of slightly more organized ruffians will kill you, take your women, land and livestock and laugh while doing so!

Damn. You mean we cant live i na permanent Woodstock festival, drinking booze, taking bong hits, flying kites, and living off the land?

Bummer.

9:36 AM  
Anonymous ray said...

"The first gang of slightly more organized ruffians will kill you, take your women, land and livestock and laugh while doing so!"
Hay! Leave the Vikings out of this! We Are Your Overlords!

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really aren't very funny, if that's what you're trying to be...or insightful, if that's what you're trying to be. Why not have a dialogue with people you disagree with instead of clumsily mocking them? And the tired old "go to china! remember stalin!"...surely you can think of more original strawmen? Can't you?

8:59 AM  

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