"GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!"

The closer we get to the election, the LOONIER the DUmmies are acting. They can't help themselves. At this rate, they will be wearing strait jackets on Election Day, November 8. One symptom of this looniness can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!" Yes, they are now absolutely convinced that the election is being stolen from them in plain sight. So let us now watch the DUmmies go completely off the electoral edge in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking a break from pre-programming the Diebold machines, is in the [brackets]:

GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!

[Why wait until Nov. 8?]

Democratic votes are flipping to the REPUKEs in AT LEAST FOUR STATES NOW:

[ONLY four states?]

Just as I expected - at least NOW our eyes are wide open

[Watch us steal your votes in plain sight.]

The screen may say you voted D. The printout may say you voted D. But the vapor vote could say you voted R and there would be no way of knowing unless meaningful audits were in place (which they are not).

[Verifiable vapor trails!]

Like I said - it can say that it is correct, print that it's correct, but that doesn't mean that the vote will be counted correctly - Mark D, Print D, but the vote, with no way to see it, is cast as R. Without the printed receipts being meanifully audited, you'd never know.

[Would it help if you voted while listening to Veronica Lake sing, "Now You See It, Now You Don't?"]

Rove polled all his guys to be sure the hack was installed in the software. They all said "Yezzer"

[Actually they all said, "Yes Master!"]

Take pictures (cell phone cameras). There's no law against it (I assume), so I think everyone who has to use one of the touch-screen voting machines should have their cell phone cameras out (if they have one) and taking a picture of the screen as they cast their vote. Even better if your phone is one of those capable of taking short movies. If something fishy happens, save the file, date them, and send them out. Take pictures of the election workers and officials at the polling place while you're at it.

[And don't forget to make a short movie of yourself being handcuffed just outside the voting booth.]

damn...I wish I had thought about that when I voted on Sat. Great idea. Even if it isn't 'legal' it proves the point.

[Don't let the fact that it is illegal stop you.]

is everybody ready. Is everybody ready to strike or march? It looks like we are getting a full week's notice. Let's get things in place to act on Nov 7 and 8, 9, 10......

[Pack up your orange diapers.]

you'd think they'd use a little bit of discretion, and use something at the end of the tabulation software, and not openly show their suckage of votes.

[That's because we love to mess with DUmmiecrat minds.]

Although, having no one questioning them in the past, maybe they like to have people see their scamming openly and hurtfully.

[It makes it so much more FUn!]

What is ANYONE going to do about it if they steal it? Tip over the voting machines? Riot? March on D.C.? If you did any of those things you'll all be labeled violent criminals if not enemy combatants (at which point you'll be whisked away). And that isn't a way to do it at any rate. But the right way to do it is not working. The Republican party is IN POLITICAL SHAMBLES already. They HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE by OPENLY STEALING IT. Nobody has stopped them yet. And if they win, there will be no stopping them.

[I think the poll workers are going to need a tranquillizer dart gun to use on you when you vote on Nov. 8.]

The second this happens, it should be treated as a crime scene. Cordon off the machine, impound it, and examine it forensically to see what's going on with the software.

[Bring plenty of yellow police tape with you when you vote on Nov. 8. Then dust down all voting machines for fingerprints and take DNA samples.]

If I ever experience anything like that, I won't leave until the FBI is on scene and the machine is red-tagged.

[Best not to leave until the machine is handcuffed and read its Miranda rights.]

We need to advertise to warn people. Now. Every incident must be documented. I am going to the streets this time, if we have proof.

[And even if you don't.]

When are the American people going to wake up and see that when ALL of the errors favor one party, and the errors are not bloody likely to begin with that someone is hacking our democracy!

[Hack the Vote!]

Even better - Diebold makes ATMs. If you can get a receipt there....... you can get a recepit from a voting machine AND - somehow they manage to keep all those bank accounts TABULATED CORRECTLY!!!

[We have charged your bank account a $20 DUmmie fee.]

We Have a GREAT CASE BUILDING Already right before the Election. I see this as a positive...

[Always look at the positive side of things.]

Enough Proof is Coming Out to Pin Point That This Election has been compromised by the equipment we are voting on. We have an excellent chance to challenge any results that appear to be "rigged"....

[Send in the lawyers!]

Through a complex series of legal maneuvers, and now a shocking new decision from the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, the GOP has thrown Ohio's entire process of voting and vote counting into serious disarray. The mess is perfectly designed to suppress voter turnout, make election monitoring and a recount impossible, and allow the Republican Party to emerge with a victory despite overwhelming evidence the electorate wants exactly the opposite.

[All your legal maneuvers belong to US!]

Do people here lose their minds during election time?

[Yes.]

The EARLY VOTING is going on now. Some states/districts have them. The ones that do are showing DEFINITIVE signs of fraud. If the "glitches" were consistently for both sides, I don't think this would be a story, BUT THEY ARE CONSISTENTLY CHANGING DEM VOTES TO REPUB.

[Flip-Flop. Mostly Flip.]

The problem is, voting machines make it possible to fraud an entire election. That's what we are seeing here. 4-5 STATES are having problems now. How many more are we going to accept?!?!

[Did I say break out an orange diaper? Make that an orange Depends.]

These guys play dirty, and they will play dirty ALL THE WAY, FOR KEEPS.

[Please make an online reservation for your post-election Wal-Mart Detention Center cubicle.]

There is nothing to stop them. Why do people think that "positive thinking" is going stop the GOP from stealing it? They have figured out which ones to steal and have the appropriate machines and methods in place. They will get just enough to prevent the dems from getting a majority and they will just squeak over 50% , like they did the last two times and in the Mexican election. Then they will say that the democrats were too confident and that the GOP have been working quietly to get every single voter out or something like that. In a local race I have already heard that one from a confident, but behind in the polls Gop candidate. There is no way they are going to let democrats win a majority there is too much at stake for them and they are totally corrupt and want total power, not what is best for the country. What do people think, that they are going to decide to be ethical just this once? Why on earth would they not do it? There are enough hackable machines and there are enough voters who "won't notice" being purged and will fill out a provisional and think they have voted.

[Ah! The Power of Negative Thinking. Every Day in Every Little Way, I'm feeling Lousier and Lousier.]

When the votes are counted, they had better meet expectations

[Translation: When the votes are counted, the Democrats better win or we riot in the streets in our orange diapers.]

VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!! Everyone, Video the screen AS YOU VOTE!

[ROCK THE VOTE is so 2004. Today it is VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!!]

If there is fraud there HAS to be proof or else they've suceeded. If you video AFTER you've voted there is no proof. We have to have people anticipating a problem BEFORE it occurs! We only need a few actual videos to get MSM attention.

[If you see someone at the polls decked out in a white absbestos haz-mat suit complete with oxygen tank trying to video his vote, then you know you are seeing a DUmmie.]

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ALL Is Going According To The Perfect Rovian Plan

Forget the polls. They are about as accurate as the more "scientific" exit polls. The only thing you need to keep in mind is who are the generals in this political war. On the one side we have Howard Dean and on the other side is Karl Rove. And as we all know, Howard Dean's pathetic Kung Fu is no match for Master Rove's Kung Fu. While Scream Dean has come up with a bizarre 50 state strategy that wastes Democrat resources, Master Rove has devised a plan in which the Democrats are but mere asteroidal specks aimlessly floating in the vast Rovian Galaxy. The DUmmies are just now beginning to sense this and Rove PANIC has just started setting in beginning with this THREAD titled, "Broward Co., FL: Votes for Democrats are registering for Republicans." This is followed by nervous SPECULATION about Master Rove's secret plan. Finally we have the DUmmies sweating over the fact that a big DUmmiecrat has already thrown in the towel in this THREAD titled, "Thom Hartman on Mother Jones: GOP will keep both houses." So let us now watch the DUmmies trembling before the might of Master Rove in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suggesting the DUmmies take a deep whiff of chloroform to ease the tortuous Rovian pain, is in the [brackets]:

Broward Co., FL: Votes for Democrats are registering for Republicans

[Since I already did my early voting myself, out of curiosity I chose a couple of Democrat candidates only to see the Republicans pop up on the review screen. The poll workers turned their heads sharply in my direction when they heard me yell: "ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!"]

Several South Florida voters say the choices they touched on the electronic screens were not the ones that appeared on the review screen -- the final voting step. Election officials say they aren't aware of any serious voting issues. But in Broward County, for example, they don't know how widespread the machine problems are because there's no process for poll workers to quickly report minor issues and no central database of machine problems.

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale. Her vote went smoothly, but boss Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine. He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

[Hee! Hee!]

That's exactly the kind of problem that sends conspiracy theorists into high gear -- especially in South Florida, where a history of problems at the polls have made voters particularly skittish.A poll worker then helped Rudolf, but it took three tries to get it right, Reed said.''I'm shocked because I really want . . . to trust that the issues with irregularities with voting machines have been resolved,'' said Reed, a paralegal. ``It worries me because the races are so close.''

[Don't worry. It ultimately registered a vote for a Republican no matter what your review screen said.]

Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up. Raponi, 53, persevered until the machine worked. Then he alerted a poll worker.

[What's Raponi's DUmmie screen name. And now to hear the Rovian conspiracy theories from the DUmmies.]

Who the hell are programming these things?

[Perfect Rovian programming agents.]

If someone really wanted to commit election fraud, the voter wouldn't see the improper selection. But these damn screens are notorious for miscalibration and poll workers are trained to reset them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It gives me a lot of faith in the ATM machines across the nation that have Diebold written on them.

[Republicans get a $50 bonus on all withdrawals if they insert their vote card into those ATMs.]

its got nothing to do with calibration. it is obviously deliberate.

[Guess who the wizard is hiding inside your Diebold machine?]

I've seen you before at DU, often pooh-poohing problems in this EGREGIOUSLY non-transparent voting technology. Do you LIKE non-transparent, unverifiable vote counting, run on TRADE SECRET, PROPRIETARY programming code, owned and controlled by Bushite corporations? Please tell us.

[Yup!]

Didn't we go through all this when Bev Harris was pulling DUers chains?

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from yanking your chain.]

They only miscalibrate one way. Funny how that works.

[Karl Rove is laughing all the way to the computer bank.]

This is an OUTRAGEOUS situation. It's not outside hackers that are the danger--it's INSIDE hackers! Thus, all these so-called "security" measures are a farce, a dumbshow, designed to hoodwink election workers and the public. Our democracy is in mortal danger from these machines. We must get rid of them. We MUST!

[Good news! If your voting precinct uses electronic machines, you have the option to cast your ballot by paper on Nov. 8. Write down that date. November 8.]

Oh No - OF Course Its Not Deliberate - It Just Only Always Favors Rethugs

[ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!]

No wonder rove had his usual smirk...he knows what the outcome will be since they programmed them again. Why is it...the mistakes are ALWAYS in favor of the republicans. No once has a republican came forward and said the machine bounced to the democrat when the selected a republican.

[Its the hit new Christmas toy---The Smirking Rove. And it now includes a camera and MP3 player!!! (Batteries not included.)]

Those Machines should be detained for forensic purposes

[Seal off those precincts with yellow police tape and dust down all Diebolds for fingerprints!]

BRENDA SNIPES IS A BUSH ASS KISSER . HER JOB IS TO MAKE SURE SHE HANDS THE VOTES OVER TO REPUBLICANS. SHE WILL SAY THE MACHINE HAD A HICCUP. SHE WILL SAY THE MACHINE HAD A GLITCH. SHE WILL SAY THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS--BUT ALL THE TIME BRENDA BUSH ASS KISSER IS WORKING TO DELIVER THE VOTES TO THE REPUBLICANS.

[Strange. I thought Brenda Snipes is a DEMOCRAT but what do I know?]

this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW. HE HAD MY NAME, MY HUSBAND'S NAME AND OUR SON'S NAME. HE ASKED IF WE WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR KLEIN. but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind about bush and about the delusional thinking of KLEIN and every other democrat who thinks they are going to win and take democracy back with votes as long as bush and the likes of brenda the bush asskisser snipes control the machines. then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker.

[They're coming to take me away!
Hee! Hee!
They're coming to take me away!
Ho! Ho!]

Will someone please explain to me why the "glitch" always works in favor of Repugs?

[Karl Rove will be happy to explain...right after the election.]

WTF is it going to take to get people angry enough to get off their asses???

[A cut off in pizza delivery service?]

NEWS EDITORS: STOP CALLING THEM "GLITCHES" Because never once, EVER, has there been a reported case of Dems getting wrong votes, why don't you editors accurately call it "GOP BIAS" or "REPUBLICAN SOFTWARE DEFAULT SETTINGS" or something truthful that makes the theft of Democracy sound a little less trivial?

[May I recommend a double dose of chloroform to ease the pain?]

I don't remember ever reading of a Bush to Kerry flip

[But I do remember a Kerry to Edwards flop.]

The ES&S Touchscreens need to be cleaned with windex. skin oils get on the screen and divert the galvonic response.

[Karl Rove has already programmed the windex to divert a galvonic response in the GOP direction.]

Not to mention Estee Lauder hand cream!

[Or petroleum jelly when voting on gay marriage issues.]

Why is anybody surprised? This is going to happen everywhere.

[Instead of mere chloroform, I recommend a plastic bag over the head to ease your pain.]

Robert F Kennedy Jr., won't you say something about this?

["I prefer to rub my touchscreen with an illegal substance."]

Hand Counted Paper Ballots NOW! ...or Fascism Forever. Are you ready for a full scale revolt? Cuz that is the only way to restore democracy. Massive gov't shutdown NOW!!!

[Massive gov't shutdown NOW!!! Don't leave your homes until Nov. 8!!! And now we visit the DUmmies sweating bullets over Karl Rove's 11th hour PLAN.]

LAT: GOP at a loss? Karl Rove has an 11th-hour plan to win

[You are about to enter A Perfect Rovian Plan!]

....Rove is giving a virtuoso performance designed to prevent the Democrats from taking control of the House and Senate or, if that is no longer possible, to hold down the size of the Democratic victory to make it easier for the GOP to come back in 2008. His plan is three-pronged: to re-energize any conservatives who may be flagging; to make sure the GOP's carefully constructed campaign apparatus is functioning at peak efficiency; and to put the resources of the federal government to use for political gain....

[Master Rove manipulating the chess pieces from the Death Star.]

This week, Rove and his staff...will oversee an exodus of political employees from Cabinet agencies, Capitol Hill and lobbying firms — many of them skilled campaign veterans — to more than a dozen battleground states. Many will act as "marshals," supervising the "72-hour plan" developed by Rove in 2001 with Ken Mehlman, the former White House political director who now heads the Republican National Committee....

[The "marshalls" will be wearing their breath masks.]

Last summer, they invited hundreds of political appointees from Cabinet agencies, along with other GOP activists and Hill staffers, to attend a pep rally in Washington. The event featured appeals to politically experienced federal appointees to volunteer for campaign work in battleground races in the final two weeks of the campaign....

[Did they cook marshmallows at the pep rally?]

Interior Department employees describe regular visits from Rove's staff during Bush's first term. On one occasion, Rove visited a retreat for the 50 top Interior Department managers. The lights dimmed in an agency conference room as Rove went through a PowerPoint presentation showing battleground races in the 2002 midterm election, and occasionally made oblique but clearly understood references to Interior Department decisions that could affect these races.

["Welcome to the Death Star. Emperor Palpatine will be joining us in a few minutes."]

By stopping short of explicitly calling on the Interior Department officials to take action, Rove stayed within the rules against exerting improper political influence....As the White House official considered closest to the president, Rove — along with his staff — not only influences government decisions and the travel schedules of GOP officeholders, but organizes leaders of private-sector groups who are investing heavily in the election....

[As the White House official considered closest to the president, Rove not only influences government decisions and the travel schedules of GOP officeholders but also affects the path of each and every tiny neutrino on the far side of the galaxy.]

I'll tell you what a Democratic Congress must investigate (if they win) are the flagrant violations of the Hatch Act being committed by Karl Rove, basically running the RNC out of the West Wing of the White House, all while drawing a government salary,.

[As opposed to Hillary running the DNC out of the War Room in the White House basement.]

The Foley story broke just a bit too early. And Rove knows just what to do,and has the money to do it, to manipulate the bad news off the TV screen. He manipulates well

[Tremble before the power that is the Mighty Master Rove!]

I'm trying not to get my hopes up. But I sense a momentum, especially after watching the Ford/Corker debate, that is building.

[Strange how that momentum has seemed to be contantly moving only in the direction of the Democrats for the past year.]

Rigging from coast to coast folks is how Rove does his numbers.

[Rigging from coast to coast and on all the ships at sea.]

I am so sick of hearing about Rover. He needs to wake up and find his ass in the slammer.

[Didn't Karl Rove wake up in the slammer on May 12?]

The thing to be careful of is that they don't use Saddam's verdict on Nov 5th in the same way they used Osama's video in Nov' 04...i.e. as an excuse that voters changed their minds at the last minute because they believed the Repubs were stronger on security... If the Democrats have any sense they will have something lined up to counteract that or even distract from it.

[They will have Dennis Kucinich lined up to go on TV and declare Bush a war criminal who must be sent to The Hague.]

It seems like such an uphill battle doesn't it? The corporate media is our biggest block to reaching the people.

[Dusting off the old "couldn't get the message out" excuse? And now on to a DUmmiecrat who has already declared DEFEAT.]

Thom Hartman on Mother Jones: GOP will keep both houses

[A rarity---a reality-based DUmmiecrat.]

He said it just now on AAR radio, citing Diebold and voter intimidation among other things, I don't have a link. He added that 06 has been stolen months ago, voter turnout will mean shit.

[It's a done deal so no need for you to vote on Nov. 8.]

People have to go vote and feel the pain as there vote is block, flipped or Diebolded.

[The Joy of Masochism.]

voter turnout was huge in 2004. It was democratic. They stole the eleciotn. now their machines are everywhere. Much easier to steal this one than the last one, which they stole with ease.

[Stealing this election is a piece of cake.]

If the GOP holds the House (and it's beginning to look like the Senate, too), then we can be sure the reason is something like Diebold and voter intimidation. If the election were held tomorrow, and the Republicans hang on, we have every right to assue massive fraud was the reason. We shall respond appropriately, as did the Ukrainian people last year.

[Get ready to break out your orange diapers.]

Damn, and I already voted...

[If you didn't rub the touch screen with windex, guess what galvonic reaction your skin oils caused in the Diebold machine.]

I am Very pessimistic. And I BLAME the Democrats.

[Karl Rove is deeply saddened that you don't also blame him.]

If we don't turn out they may actually win without fraud. Not much of a leg to stand on if you want to argue on Nov. 8th.

[I really don't feel like arguing with you on Nov. 8 when you cast your vote.]

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Master Rove Instills Fear In The DUmmies

Karl Rove. The very name instills fear in the DUmmies. No matter how much they demean the intelligence of the President, DUmmies and their fellow DUmmiecrats absolutely FEAR Karl Rove. To them he is the MASTER MIND behind every plot, every incident that happens in the political sphere and beyond. They are absolutely certain that all news events are ultimately controlled by Rove. Therefore imagine how freaked out they are over Rove's recent interview on NPR about the upcoming election. You can get an idea of this DUmmie panic in this THREAD titled, "Rove on NPR: 'Real' polls he has access to - GOP wins all." So let us now watch the DUmmie bow down before the genius that is Master Rove in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, entering A Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

Rove on NPR: "Real" polls he has access to - GOP wins all

[Approach Master Rove on you knees, DUmmies!]

Rove said that he was reviewing 68 polls a week, and that "unlike the general public, I'm allowed to see the polls on the individual races," as opposed to public polls reported in the media.

"You may be looking at four or five public polls a week that talk about attitudes nationally, but that do not impact the outcome," Rove said.

Rove claimed that the polls "add up to a Republican Senate and a Republican House."

"You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math," Rove said. "I'm entitled to 'the' math."

[Tremble before the genius of the All-Knowing Rove!]

What polls? the Diebold Polling Service perhaps?

[Master Rove owns ALL your Diebold machines!]

The kind he reported to W in 2004 when exit polls said they were toast. The ones they are cooking right now. manufacturing reality works on more levels than one.

[Not to worry, DUmmies. Just let Master Rove cover your faces with the hankie dripping with chloroform so you can go to sleep peacefully, not to wake up until Nov. 8. It will be so much less painful for you that way.]

My thoughts exactly. The results have already been "programmed".

["Pre-programmed" is the preferred word.]

that guy really needs a good extradition to the Hague that would clear his fudgy little mind.

[The Hague seems to be the latest DUmmie buzzword as the judicial solution for whatever ails them.]

We will find out on November 8th that Karl Rove is a liar and pompous ass

[You better hope you wake up slowly from the effects of the chloroform on that day .]

He's just notifying us that the fix is in. We still have to vote!

[Why? Better if you just take a big whiff of Master Rove's chloroform now.]

Rove does not have access to some super secret polling technique that no one else has access too, and has no more insight into how voting will go than any reputable pollster.

[Lean back, tap your heels together three times, and repeat, "There is no Master like Master Rove" while the chloroform is being administered.]

It would behove every one to admit that Rove is a smart guy.

[Don't worry, my little DUmmies. You have Scream Dean on your side facing down the Mighty Rove. That thought should give you peace of mind as you take a big whiff of the chloroform.]

They're going down. The age of Rove is over.

[Said the DUmmie just as the effects of the chloroform knocked him out.]

Let's not get so sure of ourselves..... I was sure Gore won in 2000!! They are talking about power surges and messing with the Election right at this moment on my Noon TV News!

[Good News! Master Rove will be more than happy to administer the chloroform to you again when you wake up to the TV news on Nov. 8.]

I refuse to buy into the Rove bogeyman anymore. They're done.

[Asserted the DUmmie as the yellow waters cascaded down his pants.]

i hope they are not manipulating the public polls to fool us into letting down our guard?

[Hee! Hee!]

If he's mfgg plausibility for stolen elections, we NEED TO ACT
--to DEMAND that he tell us who's doing his polls, give examples of where and why they're more reliable, explain why they're secret. And we need to publicize the possibility that he's simply trying to create plausibility for manufactured election results. I'm rather shocked that even here at DU, so few folks seem aware of this possibility.

[It sounds like you need a double whiff of the Rovian chloroform.]

Their GOTV machine is legendary for good reason--they're on the phones and gassing upthe busses while we sit here typing on our little website.

[DUAC! DUAC! Maybe it help the Democrats if you removed the pizza box pile from your basement doorway.]

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. We have NOT won ANYTHING yet. Eyes on the prize, guys.

[Eyes on Lucy's football, guys.]

White House political head honcho Karl Rove was interviewed by National Public Radio yesterday. He effectively announced plans to steal the coming elections. The polls point decisively to a Democratic majority in the House, and possibly in the Senate. Yet Rove told NPR he was certain of Republican majorities in both houses, and gave laughable reasons for his claim.

[Just as the effects of the chloroform kicks in, you will see bright flickering lights and hear the delightful sounds of bluebirds merrily singing.]

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"Revolution!"

Are you a Republican? Then you can be subject to imprisonment or worse if the Democrats regain control of the House and Senate this year. I kid you not. Just read the bizarre Daily Kos revenge fantasies of KOmmie buhdydharma in his THREAD appropriately titled, "Revolution!" For this KOmmie and many Democrats, this election is about REVENGE which they call "Revolution." So before I am accused of scare-mongering exaggeration I will let KOmmie buhdydharma and the other KOmmies describe for themselves their revolution revenge scenarios in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as the Democrats begin planning their Chekhist squads, is in the [brackets]:

Revolution!

[NO PASARAN!!!]

All of my life the Republicans have been my Enemy. When I was 10 years old I remember distinctly telling a group of older people who were criticizing Humphrey at the Democratic Convention in Chicago that the Democrats weren't the problem. It was The Republicans.

[This KOmmie, by his own admission, has been in a hate mode all his life.]

I protested Nixon, I protested Reagan, I flipped Bush1 the Bird from up on my Mountaintop and sent him juicy hate mail. Using stamps!

[Thanx for placing yourself on the Secret Service Watch List.]

All of my life.

[...I've been a nutjob.]

All of my life I have listened to their peculiar line of Bullshit. All of my life I have watched them choose War over Peace, Greed over Kindness, Oppression over Freedom, Profit over Planet.

[No shades of grey in this KOmmie's thinking. KOmmie buhdydharma is blindly doctrinaire all the way.]

All of my life I have watched the battles. Civil rights, human rights, the environment, housing, health care, dignity for the poor, energy, AIDS, mental health, homelessness, corporate greed, women's rights, commercializing culture out of existence, deregulation, education, gay rights, corruption, sexual repression, voter suppression, electoral dirty tricks, repression of alternative energy, military boondoggles, preemptive war, union busting, suspension of democracy, abolishing habeas corpus, secret prison networks, rendition, torture, not to mention rudeness, snideness, lying, cheating, stealing and just plain Assholiness, Jerkwaditude and general repulsiveness. If I ever had an ethical or moral question, All of my life all I had to do is ask what a Republican would do...and then do the opposite.

[So all of your life you've been controlled by your own Republican obsession. Should I order steak or lobster? Well, it depends on what a Republican would eat and then I'll do just the opposite. Therefore KOmmie buhdydharma's entire existence has been defined by Republicans.]

Six years ago they got everything they ever wanted. Complete control of the government with several elderly Supreme Court Justices. The bastards got the whole enchilada and grabbed the brass ring. It was all theirs, they could finally do whatever they want, pass whatever laws, strip whatever freedoms, invade any countries. Their long held dream of unfettered power and control finally came true.

[And yet, oddly enough, you still have the freedom to let loose with your insane rant.]

For six years they have done EXACTLY what they wanted.

[You are our SLAVE!!! I order you to act like a complete obsessed idiot for our entertainment!]

Did whatever they pleased while thumbing their noses at the rest of the world.

[And while laughing at your Republican obsession.]

They have gotten exactly what they wanted....this is EXACTLY what happens under the Republicans. This chaos and suffering we see in our country and around the world is EXACTLY what Republican policies produce. ALWAYS. It is a completely unsustainable model, designed to enrich the few, while oppressing EVERYONE but the top 1%. It is a path to destruction.

[And STARVE the children. Don't forget to include that.]

I have always been curious and horrified at the prospect of this time, what they would do if they actually had unlimited power. Now we know. Everyone here is feeling pretty confident right now...the polls are good, momentum is on our side, the Forces Of Evil are suffering setback after setback...especially in George Bush's War. But is it enough?

[Nope. We still OWN the Diebold machines.]

All of my life the GOP has stood for Greed, Oppression and Power, but their true corruptness and their true hate and their true avarice has been muted by the fact that they have been checked either by a Democratic Congress or a Democratic President.

[And a Democrat MSM.]

Now it's all out in the open, when the Republicans have their way....EVERYONE suffers, except the top 1%.

[And yet they still keep getting the vote from over 50% of the rest of the population. Strange.]

Is this the America we want?

Is this the America that the average citizen wants?

Is this America at all?

[America wants that you start taking your meds again.]

Now......right NOW, my friends we have an absolutely unique opportunity. An HISTORIC opportunity!

This election is NOT a referendum on Iraq, or tax cuts, or sexual predation.

This election is a referendum on RepublicanISM itself.

[This election is a referendum on your sanity.]

This, my friends, is a REVOLUTION!!!

[Did you get Mommy's permission yet to play revolutionary in the street?]

If we work hard (as i know we are) we can defeat them at the polling places. If we spread the word and Work Harder and GET OUT THE VOTE!!! .....................we can CRUSH THEM!

[Anyone out there get the feeling yet that this KOmmie resented the fact that NORMAL successful guys in high school who were also Republicans were going out with the hot chicks that this loser craved? This is often how the hate REALLY begins.]

I call on you now, I call on every Kossak, every NIONer, every member of the left Blogosphere...everyone you know, every one you meet, everyone you talk to on the phone....Including the NSA...to make this not just an election, not just a referendum...but a REVOLUTION in America.

[IOW, make complete asses of yourselves.]

If we are going to take this f*cking country back and make it into what it CAN be, we must destroy Republicanism as viable alternative to TRUE democracy.

[Make being a Republican a Hate Crime.]

We need to PUSH for investigations into corruption, the war, sex scandals, torture and secret prisons and the HUGE pile of Elephant shit in our living rooms and kitchens.

[Notice that this KOmmie has not one bit of outrage against the REAL terrorists?]

AND ALL ALONG THE WAY WE NEED TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANISM DOES TO OUR COUNTRY!

[We aleady know that Republicanism makes you go berserk.... REPUBLICANS!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP...]

We need to destroy the MYTH that Republicans are responsible stewards of the economy and war...and prove and yell and scream out at the top of our lungs just how much damage and destruction Republicanism has done to our nation and the world!

[We need to destroy the myth that KOmmies are sane. Oh, you're doing that job for us. Thanx.]

Every four years, in America, we have the chance for a bloodless Revolution. This time our opportunity is in the midterms, the opportunity to change governments, to change minds....to truly change the world.

[Lucy is now holding your electoral football, waiting for your kick...]

The Republican model is competition and destroying your opposition...whether it be in business, politics or foreign policy. In order to survive the upcoming changes we face on the planet we need to change that to a democratic model of cooperation. THAT will be the change that creates a new and better world for our children and the next Seven Generations. In order to achieve this the model of Republican*ism* must be defeated, discredited ....and if possible destroyed...destroyed at the very least as a concept of viable government.

[Destroy competition and replace it with collectivism.]

You may say I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only one, perhaps some day you will join us.... and the world will be as one.

[You're not the only one. Lots of other KOmmies, DUmmies, and lefwingers in general share your twisted mindset.]

Revolutions are not started and participated in by 'others,' they are started by YOU!

[Get the list of all the BDS patients and recruit them for the revolution. And now on to the other KOmmies...]

This is all about GOTV — getting our own voters enthused and committed to voting (and demoralizing our opponents' voters so that they aren't).

[Thanx for giving away the Democrat game plan that we already knew about---demoralizing Republicans so they won't vote. ALL election news on the MSM is now geared toward that end.]

A vast amount of work will remain. Hey, we don't even know if we'll have subpoena power yet. It's true. Republicanism must be discredited forever. It needs to be cast on the ash heap of history as totalitariam Communism was in 1991.
We have to take the long view, and work towards that end. If there is an un-American, anti-American creed in this country, Republicanism is now it.

[A KOmmie already planning on indicting Republicans for the crime of...being Republicans.]

13 days to go and its going our way.

[Great end zone victory dance you're performing there...before you actually score the touchdown.]

First, we must expose the GOP for the organized criminal element they truly are. We need to investigate and document their dirty deeds then exhibit before the American people the cold, stark facts, the hard evidence of global graft, corrupt cronyism, and several subtle subversions of our precious Constitution for which they are solely responsible. Revolution begins November 7th. In the end, impeachment is the only remedy.

[Hi Mr. Coyote. The Acme Co. package has just arrived at your doorstep.]

I don't know about you but I am forced to interact with repugs at work and in RL all the time. These people are the most racist, hate filled, conniving wacko's you ever want to meet. Even the ones who come off as merely misguided "nice people" will eventually, once you really get to know them, reveal the true nature of their hearts. It's a good thing I will not be elected presnit as I would use the full power of the chimps unitary executive power grab immediately. I would declare everyone who voted for Commander Assclown an enemy combatant and force them to undergo a re-education program. No waterboarding or hoods and electrodes, no, I would get medievil on their ass.

[How humanitarian of you. No torture of Republicans. Merely force them to be confined to re-education camps.]

I would make them care for the sick, the elderly, and the helpless. I would force them to build housing for the homeless using the money they looted from us and the US treasury. They would be made to provide healthcare for even the least amongst us. I would force them to actually look a gay person in the eye and explain to them why they have spent a lifetime trying to make them invisible and without equal rights, and why they secretly cheered when violence was done to them. They would be required to explain to their neighbors of color why the shade of their skin makes them a target for their hatred and fears. They need to be held accountable for what they have allowed to happen, and what they have helped to create. I'm giving none of them a free pass.

[Would you allow them to beg your forgiveness for being a Republican?]

Two more weeks before impeachment hearings might begin ? PLEASE let it be so.....I so, so, want to see John Conyers as Chair of the Judiciary committee, issuing subpoenas to his Satanic travesty himself.

[John Conyers hears ya! However, Nancy Pelosi is pretending she doesn't.]

I don't care if someone is a traditional, SANE old-school republican, they are the enemy for supporting the hijackers of their party. But when I really think about it... THEY murdered JFK, RFK, MLK. And others. Many others. Weldon for sures. They are murderous thugs, and they need to be stripped of their citizenship and deported -- Syria has room at the Inn, I hear.

[Welcome to the Hate Week celebrations. Please wait until the big screen lights up before rabidly ranting your HATE of all Republicans.]

I got me a Guy Fawkes mask.

[Do you feel empowered yet?]

Brothers and sisters , I wanna see a sea of hands out there... I want everybody to kick up some noise , I wanna hear some revolution... Brothers and sisters , the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are going to be the problem or you are going to be the solution! You must choose , brothers , you must choose. It takes five seconds , five seconds of decision , five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to move , it's time to get down with it. Brothers , it's time to testify. And I want to know - are you ready to testify ? Are you ready !! I give you a testimonial. THE MC5 !!

[Okay. I admit it. My main motivation for voting wasn't to help Republicans but to watch your heads explode on Election Night.]

So I hate them. I despise them. Every single one ought to be nailed into a barrel of wolverines and sent floating over the falls. No apologies.

[Rabid animals don't ever apologize so no apologies expected.]

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DUmmies Already Acting Like Jerks At Early Voting

I knew this would happen. DUmmies making complete jerks of themselves at early voting. I did my own early voting yesterday. It was real simple. Touched the screen next to my selections, checked out the review, and hit the red button to cast my ballot. In and Out. No problem. Of course there would have been a problem had I chosen to make a complete jerk of myself as DUmmie movie_girl99 proudly presented herself in her THREAD titled, "my voting experience in Texas yesterday." So let us now get a sneak preview of the havoc the DUmmies will reap in the upcoming elections. As usual the DUmmie electoral paranoia is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that voting in heavily Democrat Broward county has been very LIGHT so far, is in the [brackets]:

my voting experience in Texas yesterday

[Karl Rove was the wizard hiding inside your electronic voting machine.]

I live in a suburb north of Dallas that is pretty conservative but has its share of progressive folks. I went to vote yesterday and walked in to the room where the voting machines were. I didn't panic because I figured they would have paper ballots as well. I have lived there for 15 years and always had paper ballots. I get all checked in and this lady hands me a four digit pin number and shows me to my machine. I said "oh I would like to have a paper ballot" she and the two other people looked at me like I had two heads. So I asked "don't you have paper ballots to use" the lady replies in a crappy tone "well I'm sure we have one laying around here somewhere" so I waited. All three of them again looked at me as if i'd just come down out of the sky in a green suit. I asked again "so do you have any paper ballots available" then the gentleman that checked me in said "i'm sure we do but we don't have time to go and look for one". At this time there were about 10 people in line behind me. The lady then proceeds to tell me how easy this new machine is and I replied "it's not about being easy, I work in technology but I feel more comfortable voting on paper". She put her hand out and kind of led me over to the machine to show me how simple it was to operate and I said "so you're telling me that if I want to vote today, I have to use this machine". They stood there dumbfounded and I just thought to hell with it, i'll use the damn thing but wont vote straight party. I'll go down the list one by one voting for Dem candidates.

[DUmmies already acting like mass asses.]

My question is...was that legal? Should I have had the option to vote on paper?

[Yes. You can cast a paper ballot into the nearest trashcan.]

Not sure about the legality, but I would worry about your vote being tossed in the trash if it's on some kind of provisional or alternate ballot.

[FUnnie. I'm not worried about that DUmmie wasting her vote at all.]

They still have election judges from all parties watching over things. It would not be an easy chore to throw away any ballots while being under constant observation. Once the ballot is under lock and key it become even harder to destroy or "fix" that ballot. Voting on machines with no paper ballot or any way to check results is the great danger not paper ballots..

[We own ALL your Diebold machines.]

I think it depends on the state. In Arkansas, we are being asked if we want paper or machine ballots. I told them I'll always take the paper ones.

[Don't forget to cast your paper ballot where the moon don't shine.]

When I went to vote yesterday, several people got in line behind me. When asked if I wanted to vote on paper or on the machine, I said (quite loudly), "Paper! I refuse to vote on a machine that won't give me a paper receipt to show how it recorded my vote."

[This DUmmie voted on the large paper chip resting on his shoulder.]

Wow. Then I'm definitely going to at least ask for paper, loudly!

[I can already hear DUmmies screaming, "PAPER!!!"]

Just doin' my job, ma'am. Planting little seeds o' doubt, one at a time. No one wants to listen when you talk all "techie" about how bad the machines are & how easily they can be hacked, but bring up the fact that you don't get a receipt, well, that's another thing.

[DUmmies making nuisances of themselves. You see a real jerk screeching about machine balloting at the polls and you got to know it is a DUmmie.]

The election judges should be forced to ask every voter
"paper or plastic?"

["Sane or Insane?" would be a better question.]

I don't know but those poll workers seem to be not acquainted with paper ballots, there is a total disconnect between those poll workers and the voter, these people should be informed of such things, geez, the voter is more aware than the poll worker, that is sad.

[There is a total disconnect between DUmmies and rational thinking.]

You have to understand that most Americans live in their own cocoon, where their only concerns are money and "hot button" issues like gay marriage, flag burning, abortion, stem-cell research, prayer in schools, and evolution versus creationism.

[Great way to appeal for voters. Typical DUmmiecrat.]

By law, if you request a paper ballot you are to be provided with a paper ballot. THAT'S THE LAW. I'm a poll worker here in WV and we have folks voting both by paper ballot and by machine. It would never enter my mind to question or discourage someone who requests a paper ballot.

[The frightening thing here is that a DUmmie is actually working as a poll worker.]

I'll be voting on Nov. 7th. In Arlington we've always had paper ballots on election day. I know that in early voting it's electronic, that's why I've waited the last few years.

[Arlington? I found out that it also has electronic voting on Nov. 7th but GOOD NEWS! You can cast a paper ballot on Nov. 8th.]

I am an election judge in Harris County, TX (Houston). The only paper ballot option we have on election day (or during Early Voting) is the provisional ballot. And provisional ballots for the most part will not be counted. If you insist on using a paper ballot, then you must use vote absentee. The deadline for ordering absentee has probably passed, but I haven't checked on that.

[LOL!!! I wonder how many DUmmies self-righteously cast a paper ballot only to find out later that it was nothing but a meaningless paper ballot that doesn't count.]

Now I know the last time my husband and I voted it didn't get counted. Jeez I go to all the trouble to vote, knowing I'm out numbered ten to one. However as long as it is counted I feel I have done my part. Now I find out because we elected not to use the voting machines but the paper ballots it was all for naught. We will not make that mistake this time, even though it may amount to the same thing.

[All this time your paper ballots counted for NOTHING and only now do you find out. This is too FUnnie!!!]

DO NOT VOTE EARLY IN TX. This is what I've been advised. Most early voting will take place on machines, and there will be fewer safeguard in place than on election day. EVERYONE, you need to CHECK with folks who are knowledgeable about election processes in your OWN GEOGRAPHICAL AREA. I raised the question about my own area in the Election Reform forum, and got good, quick answers there.

[DO NOT VOTE EARLY IN TX. Wait until Election Day to cast your meaningless paper provisional ballots that won't be counted.]

Here's some important info....

October 31, 2006
All Day Last day to accept an application for a ballot by mail

November 3, 2006
All Day Last Day to vote early by personal appearance

November 7, 2006
All Day Election Day

[November 8, 2006
All Day Only Day to cast a paper ballot.]

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"THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was inevitable. After all the polls from early this year until just recently showing the Democrats winning the Congressional elections in a landslide by incredibly wide margins, the election contests are now tightening up. So does this reflect a big shift in the mood of the electorate? No. It just shows that the polls are now beginning to reflect REALITY much closer due to the fact that the election results will be measured against the poll projections. Before the polls were highly skewed to DEPRESS the Republican turnout but now the pollsters realize their reputations are on the line and have to reflect the real situation no matter how reluctant they are to do it. The result has been the DUmmiecrats are now hitting the Panic Button as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD with the panic stricken title of "THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" One effect of this DUmmiecrat panic can be heard in the background on TV as I type this in the form of a drunken sounding Craig Crawford of the Congressional Quarterly ranting on Imus that Harold Ford might still be able to pull out a win in Tennessee. Sorry, Craig, but your early morning imbibings won't ease the pain of watching the inevitable Democrat slip in the polls. So after that brief digression of a personal note, let us now return to the DUmmies expressing their panicked woe in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Craig Crawford must be lacing his coffee with some mighty strong sauce, is in the [brackets]:

THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Don't sprain your tender fingers hitting the panic button.]

Channel 4 in Columbus Ohio had Sherrod Brown (D) leading incumbent Mike Dewine (R) by eight points at 5:30pm.THIRTY MINUTES LATER they now say DEWINE is leading 41/40. Brown dropped eight points in 30 minutes!!!! I KNEW it was going to end up like this. It's a pattern.....right before the elections repukes just happen to catch up at the last minute. Makes it a whole lot easier for them to steal,doesn't it? Son-Of-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!

[Things don't "just happen" my little DUmmie friend. There is always a nefarious Rovian scheme behind it all.]

WTF???????? Next thing you're going to tell me Blacksick has pulled ahead of Strickland ...

[I won't tell you that but I might soon be telling you that BlackWELL has pulled ahead of Strickened...]

It wouldn't surprise me a damn bit. Ph*cking repukes ALWAYS come out smelling like a rose no matter how many piles of shit they fall in.

[The Rovian Teflon Effect at work.]

In polls?... Maybe one poll showed the opposite. I don't see what you're going into a tangent about. Perhaps you could explain, because these aren't election results, only polls.

[You mean (GASP!) that the 2004 exit poll results showing a Kerry landslide weren't real?]

This race is one of their biggest targets for vote stealing no doubt.

[No doubt about it. The Diebold machines are already being oiled up.]

That's impossible. I don't see how in thirty minutes they can have a poll be that different. Is it a poll from the same people??

[The latter poll was fraudulent because it included Republicans.]

I can feel your anxiety coming out of my monitor.

[I can feel your panic coming out of my monitor.]

Rove has been all over NPR today, saying they're going to win. Which means, of course, Rove & Bush & the Boys have the voting machine manufacturers/programmers in their pockets. It's going to be another republican sweep of both houses. If Rove says it's so, you know he's got things lined up. He sounded all upbeat and confident. Says his "private, massive" precinct polls have told him it's so. There needs to be a revolution, and we need to throw the voting machines in the Boston Harbor.

[And don't forget to tie yourselves to those voting machines.]

Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control

[Bow before your mind control and politics God!!!]

Why is it that Bu$h and Rove are so confident? And we are supposed to not worry? Khrist. We've sat and watched this scene before.......over and over again. But when we bring it up,we get our asses tore. If they end up the "winners" this time MY ass will be out in the street even if it's by myself.

[You've kicked at Lucy's football over and over again.]

Get a grip on reality,will you? Check back with me on Nov. 8th.....when the REPUBLICANS ARE CELEBRATING ANOTHER VICTORY! No f*cking wonder we lose. Too many people can't seem to pull their heads out of their ass.

[According to astrological charts, on Nov. 8th your head will be rising in Uranus.]

Frankly it sounds to me like you think it's already over.

[Maybe the Great Pumpkin will bring us a message of hope.]

C'mon, you're helping the Repukes with this rediculous screaming.

[More like entertaining the Repukes.]

Relax, Ohio is safely ours

["Jeb Bush is gone." ---Terry McAuliffe, October 2002.]

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"Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence"

Remember all the Democrat talk early this year about how they couldn't wait to get back in power so they could investigate and impeach President Bush? Well, they soon discovered that such talk is counterproductive so they reversed themselves and pretended that they haven't the slightest intention of going through with impeachment hearings even though John Conyers already held a faux hearing on the subject last year in an oversized Congressional broom closet. Don't believe it. That promise of not seeking impeachment is about as valid as Barack Obama's promise earlier promise not to seek the Presidency. The Democrats can't wait to gain control of the House to extract their revenge on the Republicans. You can get a good idea of the Democrat urge for vengeance in this Daily Kos THREAD titled, "Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence." It was posted by KOmmie GreyHawk who would just love to organize roving Democrat Chekhist squads to purge Republicans from public life for the sin of not thinking like "progressives." So let us now watch the KOmmie vengeance fantasies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Democrats engage in an orgy of revenge before they have the opportunity to do so, is in the [brackets]:

Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence

[Ban, purge, liquidate, eliminate, and exile.]

The diary "Newsweek: 51% of Americans support impeachment" by MarcTGFG contains some great back-and-forth discussion of the necessity and possibly utility (or futility) of impeaching Bush and Cheney with only two years left in their reign of terror terms of office.

[And those Newsweek polls are almost as accurate as the 2004 exit polls.]

We're approaching a potential landmark election. The topic is one currently reserved to bloggers, the media and the pundits; the Democrats haven't been pressing it of late. While it does, indeed, cloud the issues that must be addressed and risk deferring thought and concentration on winning the upcoming elections, it's a topic that should not be avoided. Here are my thoughts on it.

[Comrade Lenin is pondering the impending purges...]

One point raised centered around whether the investigations are even necessary, given Bush's own admission that he has broken, and will continue to break, the law.

[Yes, why bother with time consuming investigations? IMPEACH NOW!!!]

Another poster doubted that impeachment could make it through the Senate.

[Bypass the Senate. INDICT NOW!!!]

Still others believed that the whole process -- impeachment, indictment and conviction -- was necessary, to properly restore our nation's integrity and to stop the train wreck that is BushCo before it can jump the tracks and avoid prosectution.

[CONVICT NOW!!! Hurry, Hurry, HURRY!!! Only two years left to do it!]

The question that hit me the hardest, however, wasn't "whether" or "should" -- it was "why bother" if we get a Dem majority back into Congress. It wasn't a question posed by a commenter; rather, it was postulated as a rather small piece within a larger comment:

"the American public may consider it petty of us to try to remove him with only two years left in his term"

[DUmmiecrats petty? Who'da thunk it?]

It's a great thought -- I was glad that the poster, PhoenixWoman, brought it up. It left me thinking of what an adequate response would be -- could be -- to such ambivalence by even a small minority of the populace. I posted a reply, which I've reproduced below.

It's the reply that constitutes my reason for this diary tonight; please read it, and comment below on your take regarding both it, and the question of investigations and impeachment of Bush/Cheney.

These are items that I feel we must put some preparatory thought into, even as we press forward with the drive to win the impending elections. If we are not already thinking about our answers to future questions such as this, and we await the last possible moment to reflect upon them, we could very likely lose the opportunity or upper hand at playing a deciding role in the outcome.

[Are you done anaylzing your navel yet or will you FINALLY get around to telling us your response?]

Pithy or not, they could do untold damage if left where they are for two years.

[Pithy or not, the DUmmiecrats could do untold damage if returned to office for two years.]

Every day, every signing statement, every wiretap, every time someone is whisked away in darkness for rendition and secret tribunal and every opportunity that the current Republican majority has to push through "protective" measures, a little more is chipped away at the foundations of freedom and accountability, and the light of liberty and truth shines a little less brightly.

[Innocent little terrorists dragged out of bed and tortured with air conditioning and starved with large helpings of rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken.]

The self-serving corruption is blatant. The arrogance and contempt for the "quaint" principles of law, of equality, of accountability and for the need for oversight within the framework of checks and balances is unbridled.

[Contempt for "quaint" principals of law like the investigation process which you suggested should be ignored?]

The moral and social outrage should be palpable; it grows daily.

[DUmmie and KOmmie anger grows daily. I notice that in the REAL WORLD there is little interest in politics.]

Not a minute longer than absolutely necessary as dictated by proper procedure and observance to the process of responsible government should these people remain in office.

[Are you suggesting that Senator Reid leave office immediately?]

The "petty" principle pales in comparison to realities on the ground. Any cries of outrage at an attempt to impeach, to try, to convict and imprison these criminals should be met with the scorn and contempt for our nation that has been foisted upon us for these many years, times three.

["Criminals?" That's PLURAL. Are you urging mass purge trials?]

It will be incumbent upon the new Congress to take this charge of realigning our government with our founding principles, and to do so with expedience and efficiency that belie the paramount importance of the task. For if we do not find it within the next Congress to right the wrongs of the past six years, and if these clowns of ultimate buffoonery are permitted to complete their terms unchallenged, unchecked and undeterred, then we will have well and truly lost that which our forefathers bequeathed to us; the "American Dream" will be lost, replaced by a cheap imitation born of marketing genius and built by cheap offshore labor.

["Clowns" is also plural. Again with the mass purge trials.]

And most likely stamped "Made in China" somewhere on the bottom.

[How about if we stamp your brain with "Lost in Space?" And now on to the purge fantasies of your fellow Chekhist KOmmies...]

Would we let a rapist off if the statute... of limitations were only two years away?

[So should we indict Bill Clinton for the Juanita Broderick rape?]

After impeachment, feed him to the Hague...for further trials.
I would buy a Tivo just for the War Crimes Trial!

[You would be better off buying restraining straps for yourself when you find out that won't be happening.]

The planet I call home is populated by some people called Democrats who have a thing called a conscience.

[The planet you call home is Bizarro World.]

Not content to purposefully blow up the independent counsel concept, this rotten generation of Republicans turned one of our most solemn constitutional safeguards into a farce.

[Didn't the independent counsel indict Karl Rove on May 12?]

We must hobble the extreme right with every legal tool at our disposal. to give them a free pass on their crimes as you want to do guarantees the continued ascendency of the extreme right.

[In KOmmieland, being a conservative constitutes a political crime.]

If we regain the house and senate, which is likely...

[Count your chickens before they hatch. CLUCK! CLUCK!]

If the Dems take back Congress, and move for impeachment on Day One, it will look like "sour grapes" to many Americans. We are a divided nation, and this will do nothing to heal that division.

[So we must wait until Day Two for the purge trials to begin.]

Hopefully this facism will have been exposed. no pardons, they need to build at least one jail for these criminals and those who were complicit.

[Mass purge trials for the crime of being Republicans.]

I personally feel that it should be Cheney and Bush first, but Gonzales, Rumsfeld, Rice, Addington, and many more can certainly share the limelight. I don't think Rove's position is impeachable... but I'm sure he's done a few things he could be sent to jail for and I'd happily watch C-Span while his laundry list is read out... Likewise, Ken Mehlman and numerous Republican Senators, Congresspeople and staffers.

[Somehow I don't think Karl Rove can be impeached since he doesn't hold a public office. Damn those lousy little technical details!]

Hearings and investigations, as public as possible, starting immediately after Speaker Pelosi's 100 hours. That will be the phase of educating the public, and that phase should be well underway before publicly howling for impeachment. And while all politicians and activists should be thinking and planning now, now is not the time for a very public discussion.

[Shhh!!! Please don't let the public know that we are impeachment crazed nuts!]

SCOTUS justices can be impeached, too. I believe there's been talk (probably only on here, but still) about impeaching Alito for lying to the Senate Subcommittee during his confirmation hearings. I never caught exactly what the lie was supposed to be, it's just a vague impression I remember having.

[Judge Alito will be indicted based on the vague impression that you have that he lied. Oh, and Justice Roberts will be indicted because of the vague impression you have that his eyes glared at you.]

Impeach them all....and let God sort them out!

[The Democrat campaign motto of 2006]

What's really sad about this, is that we have to wait until we can gain control of a political institution ( the House of Representatives ) that has been gerrymandered practically into perpetuity, before the impeachment process can even begin and then it will no doubt be thwarted by the Senate regardless of the facts. What this country really needs is a change to the Constitution so that the impeachment process can be launched directly from the electorate and the Trial itself conducted by a non political tribunal.

[Damn the constitution! We need to change it to impeach and indict the Republicans.]

If not impeach, then send them to The Hague and prosecute them for war crimes. Unless, of course, BushCo is safe in Paraguay, with other exiled fascist dictators.

[Where in the constitution does it provide for sending the president to the Hague for war crimes as defined by DUmmiecrats?]

We are acting like children who have to ask permission from our ELECTED OFFICIALS. What the F is this? They are ACCOUNTABLE TO US. Not the other way around. If they don't "mind" then we throw them out. PERIOD. We don't ask "permission" we take them out of the abusive positions they are in and we toss them out. Let's stop being confused.

[And start acting like children again.]

We have to win the elections first.

[Didn't you get the word yet? You WON already. Just look at the polls. So go ahead and celebrate with a victory dance in the end zone BEFORE you score the touchdown.]

Not only do the President and Vice President deserve impeachment, but so do the Secretary of Defense, the Attorney General, the Director of National Intelligence, the head of the NSA, the Director of the CIA, the five Supreme Court justices who voted for Bush in Bush v. Gore, and many more.

[Don't be shy. Add Chicken Little and the Flying Nun to that impeachment list.]

Impeachment and imprisonment or else the one remaining option will be insurrection. And that would be the worst defeat imaginable. Just as so many citizens have uncritically accepted the falacious claim that the current regime's actions were taken to "defend our freedoms," those of us on the left have to face the fact that we would lose in an armed attempt to overthrow and reform our goverment, that is, to "defend our freedoms" in reality. Just as ridiculous as is the idea of any other nation invading and occupying this country is the idea that we might recapture it through violence--our only option other than impeacment and the prison sentences handed out after subsequent trials. The one plausible exception might be a military takeover of the US, but the same institution that would quell an uprising isn't my first choice for an agent of change in service to social justice.
The Democratic Party made itself forever loathsome to me as it cast about looking for a "slogan" that somehow voiced a position that both distanced itself from the regime and allowed the Party to opt for more of the same. "Social justice" should have been that slogan. It should have been the goal, as well. If we do impeach, try, convict, and imprison, we'll have taken a huge step toward making social justice possible if not , yet, a reality. Without that act of justice, we're left with insurrection, defeat, death or imprisonment, and not even the possibility of freedom.

[And now many dozen times did you sit thru V For Vendetta viewings?]

Bush in an orange jumpsuit is a symbolic but necessary step.

[Howard Dean in a white strait jacket is a symbolic but necessary step.]

Then the Dems need to cut off...ALL SECRET SERVICE DETAIL to Bush & Company, and let them dangle in the wind. Then they need to call in the Chiefs of Staff to remove them.

[But if you cut off their internet connection that would be really cruel.]

Once people accepted that the Foley deal was real, it allowed them to look at other things that the Repubs have done and accept that other crimes/sins may have been committed.

[GASP! Mark Foley had non-sex with former House pages via the Internet. Too bad that info was prematurely leaked and will have little or no effect on the election due to bad timing on the part of DUmmiecrats.]

We need some reality-based numbers

[Consult the same pollsters who provided you with those remarkably accurate exit poll numbers in 2004.]

Impeachment , conviction , execution and a complete repudiation of republicanism.

[That's the true KOmmie spirit!]

The impeachment and removal of Bush and Cheney could take place in as little as TWO DAYS TIME, and the publicly available evidence of their criminal behavior is so obvious and so well documented that immediate arrest and detainment without bond is justified.

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Leftwing Bohemians Unnerved By Karl Rove's Confidence

Why is that man smiling? And why is he so CONFIDENT? Doesn't Karl Rove know that the Democrats are going to win a landslide victory this year? Isn't that what all the polls are telling us? So why is the Left in general and the Leftwing Bohemians in particular so unnerved by Karl Rove? Perhaps they know the matchup is Howard Dean vs Karl Rove. Despite their vocal support of Dean they know Rove is like the Stonewall Jackson of political strategery. Like General Joseph Hooker, Dean & Co. are loudly proclaiming their glorious victory before the battle has even taken place. So why so nervous when we all know of Hooker's great victory over Jackson at Chancellorsville? Right? Let us now analyze the campaign nervousness of two Bohemian types: Mrs. Norman Lear and Jayne Lyn Stahl who describes herself as a poet, playwright, and screenwriter. First we begin with Mrs. Norman Lear in this HUffington POST not very confidentally titled, "Why is the White House so Eerily Confident about the Coming Elections?" This will be followed by a lot of laughs inadertently provided by Ms. Stahl in her HUffington POST titled with equal nervousness, "Why Is Karl Rove Smiling?" So let us now enter the Bohemian world of Hollyweird and watch the glitterati losing their confidence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, breaking out the white whine and cheese, is in the [brackets]:

Why is the White House so Eerily Confident about the Coming Elections?

[Maybe they know this election contest pits Howard Dean against Karl Rove, Mrs. Norman Lear. Hee! Hee!]

All week I've been reading in disparate sources from Drudge to US News and World Report about Bush, Rove and Cheney being overly confident about the midterm elections. Even Republican strategists are increasingly concerned because the White House doesn't have a plan if they lose. This lack of planning shouldn't surprise anyone, but if you really think about it a creepy, crawly feeling grows in your gut.

[You mean a creepy, crawly feeling in YOUR gut, Mrs. Norman Lear. ]

Here are some questions: Are these guys simply narcissistic idiots Rove-ing around in some never-never land bubble or do they know something we don't? Have they planned a grab bag nose punch of an October/November surprise? Or have Diebold, ES&S, and local state secretaries assured them that they will do "whatever it takes" to get a Republican Congress elected again? Or are they just planning to outspend us? Karl Rove recently told the Washington Times, "For most Americans, particularly the marginal voters who are going to determine the outcome of the election, it started a couple of weeks ago... Between now and the election we will spend $100 million in target House and Senate races in the next 21 days". That is $30 million a week in 15 or 16 key races. Knowing this group, the answers must lie in a clever blitzkrieg combo of all of the above.

[Beware the Rovember Surprise, Mrs. Norman Lear.]

When I asked Gore Vidal at dinner why the White House seemed so serene and at ease about the vote, he replied that, this time around, the Bush-Cheney henchmen could simply call on martial law. He glumly noted that we are so far down the road toward totalitarianism that, even if Democrats do win back the Congress, it would take at least two generations before the last six years of damage to the nation could be reversed. Gore frankly despaired that any amount of time could ever return the country to where and what it previously was. This prediction left me reaching for some Fernet Branca.

[When leftwing bohemians want to take the pulse of the public, they consult with Gore Vidal who lives in a castle in Italy. Oh, and enjoy your Fernet Branca, Mrs. Norman Lear.]

We all know the neocons won't cede power easily. They have to be aware that if the tide of Congress turns, Bush's last two years will be mired in gridlock and perhaps even be punctuated by several embarrassing congressional investigations. Of course, Cheney did say last week that everything in Iraq is hunky dory, which leads one to believe that after James Baker's devastating report and the escalating mass destruction of the war, Dickey-boy has simply lost it. But whether it is hubris, loony tunes, or both, the White House's freakish calm about the elections makes me as nervous as the hell we seem to be headed for. Therefore we should all be on alert. If for whatever reason we don't win back Congress in November the only real answer will be to take to the streets.

[Mrs. Norman Lear of Beverly Hills advocates taking it to the street if the Democrats don't win the Congress but the big question is if this will mean she will have to cancel her Rodeo Drive hairdresser's appointment. Now on to the equally bohemian, JAYNE LYN STAHL...]

Why Is Karl Rove Smiling?

[Maybe he knows something you don't. Hee! Hee!]

It was hard to miss the ear-to-ear grin on the face of Karl Rove, chief advisor to the president, in the Washington Post earlier this week as he paused for a photo-op with Mr. Bush. Why was he smiling? Can it be because unlike his friend, Scooter Libby, the vice president's top aide, Rove is off the hook in the Plame leak case on charges that he committed perjury, lied to investigators, and could well have been the one to expose the undercover CIA agent's identity which, by the way, is a felony? Apparently not. Republican party operatives say that Rove's current euphoria derives from his conviction that his party will only lose a maxium of 8 to 10 seats in November's midterm election, and will maintain control of both the House and Senate.

[But wasn't Karl Rove indicted last May 12?]

With a whomping 74% of the American people saying they're dissatisfied with Congress, according to a CNN poll, if Rove's party holds the reins for another 2 to 6 years, who knows, that number may soon grow to 100%. Still, what can we expect from Congress? Can we expect them to stand up to a president running afoul of our Constitution, and international law? Can we expect them to begin a probe as to the legality of a war that is draining us morally, spiritually, taking squandering human life without purpose? What's more, can there ever be a purpose, or justification, for squandering human life?

[And the CNN polls can NEVER be wrong. Why, they are almost as accurate as exit polls.]

What do we expect from Congress? Do we expect them to vote down legislation that legitimizes abrogation of due process, habeas corpus, and the Magna Carta, as well as radically redefining once internationally-recognizable terms, and concepts like torture? Can we expect them to stand up to a president who has the same ethos and principles as any other neighborhood bully? Were it possible to bring back those who farmed under Russia's Peter the Great, or those who were held at the concentration camp at Babi Yar, or even those rolling around in the blood and entails of ethnic cleansing under Milosevic, they might laugh at us, and think how hopelessly naive we are to think scruples, honor, and unflagging belief in those precepts upon which our nation was founded are anything more than theoretic goals, and they may be right. But, there's a grace period for naivete after which one is no longer naive, but criminally negligent, and, alas, our grace period is almost up.

[There never was a concentration camp at Babi Yar. It was the ravine site of a massacre by the Nazis during WWII. However, why bother letting facts get in the way of your ignorant diatribe. You're on a roll, Jayne. As to your equally ignorant citation of the Magna Carta, I wasn't aware that we have American barons that seek limits on the power of our king. Of course, the Magna Carta had an influence on our CONSTITUTION but we don't operate under the Magna Carta.]

Don't tell Karl Rove that as, indeed, he might also be smiling because he knows, over the next few weeks, odds are good that North Korea will test yet another nuclear weapon putting "national security" back on the table, making it a meat and potatoes issue on the plates of the American people while, at the same time, spoonfeeding us the pablum that any nation, or person, who deals with agents of terror, like Iran and Al Qaeda, must face "a grave consequence," as the president said yesterday on ABC news. Karl Rove's grin may best be summed up in those three magical words uttered by our president with respect to the outcome of potential North Korean aggression: "a grave consequence," which suggest three other portentous words we've heard lots during recent months: "the October surprise." Looks like North Korea, and not Iran, might be the surprise that tips the scales in favor of the preemptive warriors, and great crusaders of the radical right.

[Never try to unlock the secrets of the Rovember Surprise.]

While many have been hoping for regime change in Washington,D.C., Rove, Bush, Cheney & Co. have been busily at work on "a grave consequence," paving the way for regime change in North Korea, for starters, and ensuring control over America's domestic and foreign policies for decades to come.

[One snap of Master Rove's finger and Li'l Kim of North Korea will immediately roll over.]

Arguably, the only way a grassroots, homegrown struggle for social justice, and a renaissance in representational government can occur is if the Democrats spoil the party for Rove, and Bush, take North Korea back from the Republicans, turn it around such that North Korea can only be viewed as proof of yet another failed foreign policy for the Bush administration, an exercise in bad judgment, as well as a noxious habit of making greed the default priority allowing Kim Jong to grow, and flex his nuclear biceps while we were out bombing Baghdad. So, it may be that North Korea has cooked up our October surprise, and is working with this administration to spoon feed us pap that only American jihadists can protect us from attack.

[Li'l Kim is working hand in hand with Karl Rove in order to keep Republicans in power...according to the ravings of a certain deluded bohemian type. And now on to the shouts from the HUffie Peanut Gallery...]

Herr Rove is smiling because the October surprise has yet to be unleashed, the nature of which we can only speculate. My feeling is that it will be an Iran strike, maybe even with nukes. Then we will have a double-wartime president who will claim to need all the support he needs in these hard time. Or those pesky elections may be suspended with a widespread crackdown on dissenters.Other ideas on this, folks?

[Yeah. Karl Rove declares war on the Klingons and declares this is reason that the Democrats should be unable to have a voice in the Federation.]

Rove is smiling because he has been meeting with Diebold and his friends in corporate media.

[All your Diebolds belong to US!]

He's smiling because Diebold has already won these elections. Since I will not be voting along GOP lines, I guess my vote will be lost. Oh, wait. I'M voting ABSENTEE! IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR VOTE TO GO TO WASTE, VOTE BY ABSENTEE BALLOT. AT LEAST THERE IS A PAPER TRAIL.

[Your absentee vote will be recorded by a Diebold scanner.]

Karl Rove is definitely a master manipulator, but even he cannot control North Korea's actions. I think he is smiling because he is going to rig the elections using Diebold machines. Want evidence? Bush has no plan if Republicans lose the election, which means they have to win. Bush doesn't seem to worried about the elections. This is the same crap that happened in the national elections.

[Give up NOW and bow before the genius of Master Rove!]

"SURPRISE!....Ezra Klein thinks we should take conspiracy theories more seriously. Tom Engelhardt obliges after learning that the special tribunal in Iraq has scheduled the verdict in the Saddam Hussein trial for November 5:

[Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.]

Turd Burglar defintely has something up his sleeve - there is still plenty of october left for his "surprise" and I am sure its a doozy. The longer they can hold out and get closer to the election the better so there will be no time to check it out or the dems to counter. Democrats shouldn't be counting their committee chairs just yet.

[October? No. It is the Rovember Surprise you must fear.]

I view Karl Rove as the greatest traitor to his country the world has ever produced. Quisling? Small potatoes! Only Julius Caeser and his predecessors, Cornellius Sulla and Marius betrayed their nation and national culture more to end the republic to build a totalitarian empire ruled by one family.

[Beware of Karlus Rovius!]

He isn't just smiling, he's gloating, which means he has something up his sleve.

[Hee! Hee!]

Why are the neocons so confident? Because they have stolen 3 straight elections. And they feel confident they can steal a 4th. The boys at Diebold will do their share again. Until we fix this VERY serious issue, there will never be a fair election again. One thing is for sure, if the bastards do win again, get ready to goosestep and raise your right arm upward.

[Goosestep with upraised arm into your local WalMart Detention Center.]

It might be a little tougher this time to rig the votes but now there is nothing stopping this regime from imposing martial law, filling up those Halliburton "detention centers" and having their way with us. They have the weapons but we must use our numbers. We may all just have to get out of our cushy chairs and go fight and maybe die for our country. Fight the terrorists over here. I pray none of this happens as do all of you.

[Halliburton Detention Centers? I thought it was the WalMart Detention centers. Kindly get your whacky conspiracy theories in synch.]

Most of America is STILL in denial about what really happened on 9/11/01 and in the next six weeks in New York, N.Y., in spite of the revelations as to the "take down" of the THREE buildings involved; the cover-up succeeded beyond Cheney's wildest dreams and continues unquestioned to this day BY MOST AMERICANS! It is indeed the SECOND MOST SUCESSFULL "COUP" perpetrated against the USA following the JAMES BAKER engineered "PUTSCH" carried our by the BUSH-FAMILY-OWNED-SCOTUS that placed George W. Bush in the white house in the first place. All the destruction of our CONSTITUTION that has followed with only a few sickening whimpers from the "RUBBER STAMP CONGRESS' and the "GO-ALONG-TO-GET-ALONG-LETS-MAKE-A-DEAL-SENATE" including the "leadership" of the BELTWAY DEMOCRATS would be enough to teach the FASCIST CABAL NOW DRIVING THIS NATION TO SELF DESTRUCTION all the self confidence necessary to explain the EXCESSIVE HUBRIS AND OBVIOUSLY self-energising "faith" in the "perceived" INVINCIBILITY OF the NEW FASCIST ORDER!
Now is all this just TOO NOT AMAZING?

[Didn't I see you featured on South Park last week my little Truther friend?]

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John Kerry Dares You To Question His Patriotism

John Kerry is really REALLY angry as you can see in his HUffington Blog POST titled, "Will You Fight With Them?" Basically he blames the Swift Boat Vets For Truth for causing his 2004 defeat. Many folks, including Democrats, wondered why Kerry simply didn't counter their charges back in 2004. It could have been done very simply by sending in his Form 180 to the Defense Department to release his Navy records. He didn't do it at the time nor did he do it later when he promised Tim Russert that he would sign his Form 180. Yes, he did sign his form 180 but somehow forgot to SEND it in. So rather than put this military record controversy behind him by signing and SENDING in his Form 180 he is setting up a bogus organization called the Patriot Project to do his fighting for him. So let us now watch John Kerry crybaby about his "unfair" treatment in Bolshevik Red along with his HUffie cheerleaders while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Mama T's Boy Toy sink himself again, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone who comes to Huffington Post has seen that the bloggers here have been the first to stand up and defend veterans from Admiral Sestak to Tammy Duckworth when they've been slandered. It should be a source of pride and testimony to how the blogosphere can get the truth out and deny lies a sliver of daylight.



[Posted John Kerry from somewhere deep in Cambodia.]

But I need to tell you about a bigger effort that many here at Huffington Post have been working on very hard these last few weeks - and could use all of our help with from now to November 7th.

[You won't have to worry about November 2008 since you won't be getting that far thanks to Hillary.]

The Patriot Project has an incredibly important and concise mission. "Freedom of speech and the right to dissent are cornerstones of our democracy. The Patriot Project will defend any man or woman, regardless of party or affiliation, who is attacked or defamed and whose patriotism is questioned simply because they exercise their rights as Americans. This is our mission."

[Your mission is to shout out any Kerry critic. You are hoping that you can put up such a whining fuss that nobody will notice what the Swift Boat Vets For Truth are saying...or the fact that you have NOT sent in your Form 180.]

That's pretty damn fundamental in itself to who we are. But there's a human face behind it. The fight is intensely personal to me. Veterans are running for office all over our country. A lot of them got interested in politics as part of my campaign, and some got involved in Wes Clark's race. Some of us had disagreements for thirty five years -- like me and Jim Webb, we didn't see eye to eye over the war we fought in. But no matter where we came from, something much bigger now brings us together -- we're all a band of brothers now. When I got off the phone with Patrick Murphy after the chickenshit attacks on his military record, something felt awfully familiar and it got me pissed off. I care about these men and women. They've got guts and they've got brains and they've got heart and I'm telling you they will change the character of this pathetic Congress, and I'm boiling mad watching people who didn't serve attack those who did because they can't win a debate on the merits.

[You're boiling mad alright. The fact that the Swift Boat Vets sunk your candidacy has been seared, SEARED into your memory and you don't want it to happen again.]

But we need to take our anger and put it somewhere constructive - and the folks at Patriot Project have a very smart way of doing exactly that. They've been exposing front group after front group that have popped up this year just as they did in 2004, and they've been kicking the enemy right in the teeth.

[Methinks you need to consult with Dr. Buddy Rydell for your Anger Management Program. You STILL haven't gotten over your 2004 loss due to the Swift Boat Vets exposure of you.]

From Bob Perry's Economic Freedom Fund to "Vets For Truth" which has been attacking a once and forever Marine Jack Murtha, The Patriot Project has been fighting back. And fighting back hard.

[We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.]

Yesterday, I had the chance to send out an email on behalf of The Patriot Project, asking people to help do whatever they can to support their mission.

[I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.]

But if there's one thing I've learned in politics, it's that you need to ask and ask and ask again. I'm asking again here today. Please visit www.patriotproject.com. Learn more about what they're doing and where they're planning on fighting these final weeks. With our help, they will be out there from California to Pennsylvania and everywhere in between.

[My mission is to make it up into Cambodia. There's a Green Beret Colonel up there who's gone insane. I'm supposed to kill him.]

It's up to all of us to say enough is enough. Stop the swift-boating. Stop the push-polling. Stop the front groups that are created with single $5,000,000 donations from Texas tycoons.

[Part of me was afraid of what I would find and what I would do when I got there. I knew the risks, or imagined I knew. But the thing I felt the most, much stronger than fear, was the desire to confront him.]

Nitpick the campaign I ran all you want, question the tactics, I can take it -- but above all the small criticisms, I know that I lost to two lies backed up by big money: a lie about Iraq and a lie about my military record. Pundits can feast on the little details, I'm busy this year making sure that no veteran loses to a lie in 2006.

[I worry that my son might not understand what I've tried to be. And if I were to be killed, Willard, I would want someone to go to my home and tell my son everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me Willard, you will do this for me.]

Stand up for the truth by supporting The Patriot Project.

[The horror. The horror. ...And now to hear from the HUffington Post Peanut Gallery...]

When the greatest Prsidential candidate in decades gets behind something so worthwhile then look out Congress! Kerry/Un-Edwards in '08!!!

[Great endorsement of the Breck Girl there---Un-Edwards. Or do you mean Un-Breck?]

Thank you, Senator Kerry. I believe the Patriot Project is certainly a worthy cause. However, although the Swift Boat liars may have convinced some, you did not lose because of them. You did not lose at all. You are the rightful President of the United States.

[I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE John Kerry was inaugurated President on Jan. 20, 2005.]

The exit polls showed you the clear landslide winner - until they were changed after midnight on that fateful November day in 2004.

[And we all know that polls are completely accurate...much more so than the final poll where people actually vote.]

If you would like to make another run for the Presidency, Senator Kerry, I believe you owe your supporters an explanation as to why you did not fight for us - and for the security of our franchise - in November of 2004. Because you stepped away from this battle, our voting systems are even more of a disaster this year. Since the GOP is so far behind in the polls, it will have more incentive than ever to employ its dirty tactics of voter suppression, purging and hacking the easily programmable voting machines. What are you planning to do about this, Senator?

[John Kerry has your back.]

Yay! You're pissed off and you called their attacks chickenshit. I just wish you'd done it in 2004. After the predictable pat response from the chickenhawks about profanity and lack of values, etc (never mind that they're potty mouths themselves, big time) I think you would have won w/ enough room to beat back their dirty tricks in Ohio.

[Yay!]

It's good to see John Kerry show some fire.
This is how he should have run his campaign, from the heart. Because this is not a chess game, it's a street fight.

[John Kerry plans to run his next campaign like a loon.]

It wasn't just the big money that helped sell the lies. It was also the corporate media which is owned by Big Money.

[And we all know that Matt Lauer, Katie Couric, Brian Williams, etc. are all in the Republican corporate media Big Money pocket.]

You WON the election! You ARE the rightful president! Why didn't you fight for the presidency the way you fought for America in Vietnam? Now we're living in a dictatorship. It's too late; the elections are rigged.

[Give up hope...NOW!!!]

It is our right to be free from a totalitarian regime. We as the human race have earned that much.

[Spaketh a member of the reality based community.]

'..chickenshit attacks, '..pissed off'. Where was THIS John Kerry when we needed him two years ago. If he keeps up this level of passion, he might just earn my vote, AGAIN.

[John F. Kerry is just two F-words away from earning your vote.]

In the absence of some serious "game quality elevation" by the Democrats - which I have not seen - Democrats will lose again. In fact, we are one terrorist attack; a Bin Laden catching; a boom cycle away from sticking a fork in the hopes of the Democrats to win a majority in congress for years to come. At some point, brilliant bullshit artistes like Rove will run rings around the Democrats so completely that I'm switching to the Republican party to avoid being targeted for assignment to the Re-Education Camps.

[Too bad for you that we are already in a boom cycle so you better switch to Republican before Karl Rove can send you away to a WalMart Re-Education Camp, my reality based little HUffie.]

Senator, please help your party in this way: You have a lot of cash in your campaign account. Free some up for the DCCC and perhaps the DSCC - there are a lot more races in play than there were even a month ago. Sadly, TV is perhaps the only way to reach a lot of voters, and TV costs money. Your party and your country need this. Please help in this way - it may be the most valuable thing you can do this fall.

[Unfortuately, Mama T is getting tired of being hit up for money.]

Also, if you do run in 2008 (please do!), stop talking like a prosecutor. Prosecutors have to present and then demolish their opponents' lines of defense so they can leave the jury with no other alternative but to accept the state's version of what happened. That doesn't work in Presidential politics. In the age of 30 second sound-bites, there is no room for acknowledging the opposition. Doing so only makes you seem indecisive. That's why they were able to tar you as a "flip-flopper." Either make your case unapologetically or attack their position; either attack or defend with everything you've got anything less than single-minded focus might impress the interviewer, but it will lose your audience. If you are clear, concise, focused and uncompromising you will win.

[John Kerry clearly and concisely told us he was signing his Form 180. It was only the sending it in part that he wasn't so clear about.]

What did he do for his own state except grab federal dollars for a Big Dig project? If he did something for Mass., and if he intended to do things for the country, he didn't seem to want us to know about it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Super! Will they help dfend Bush? He is being called a deserter and AWOL by the anti-US crowd and saying he is a theocrat, not a patriot!

[The Patriot Project only defends Democrats, not EVIL Republicans.]

My vote for you in 2004 was a waste because you did not fight for it, and those of others like me. Shame on you.

[John Kerry has your back.]

It's a little late for Milque Toast Kerry to say we have to stand up to them. After lying back and letting them Swift Boat him in 2004 makes him the #1 Pansy in my book. Hey Kerry: go off with Mike Dukakis and have some policy discussions.

[One of them looked like Snoopy and the other looked like the Energizer Bunnie.]

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"Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?"

We can now see the theme of the Democrat October Surprise or rather October Surprises. They are designed to keep church going folks from voting at the polls this November. The first October Surprise, launched prematurely because of an overanxious Blog run by a RAT operative, was Foleygate. Supposedly because Mark Foley had gay non-sex via e-mail and IMs, this is supposed to keep outraged religious folks from supporting Republicans. Unfortunately, as I stated, Foleygate broke several weeks too soon and is already fading as a factor. The second October Surprise was the "convenient" October publication (even though he admitted the publication date was originally set for 2007) of David Kuo's book in which he urges Christians to take a breather from politics which really means taking a break from voting for Republicans. So what do the Democrats REALLY think of the religious folks that they refer to as "fundies?" They won't say it out loud but it isn't hard to find the TRUTH in the Leftwing blogosphere such as DUmmieland where this THREAD authored by DUmmie Philosoraptor explains perfectly their real attitude via the title, "Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?" So let us now watch the REAL attitude of the Left towards "fundies" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking DUmmie Philosoraptor and Co. for their brutal honesty in exposing themselves, is in the [brackets]:

Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?

[Shh! Didn't you get the Democrat talking points memo about PRETENDING to feel sympathetic towards church going folks...until after the election?]

These people are disgusting, and they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it.

[If you dare to change your religion they will kill you. The "they" are the Muslims in their own countries where switching from Islam is a capital offense.]

I have these people in my family, thank god they are the rare kind, born again Democrats who hate bush, but my bro and his wife are dead on zombie Jesus bush voting zombies.

[DUmmie Philosoraptor must be such a joy to be around during family dinners.]

These fanatics endanger us all, literally, I've been saying it for 30 years now, that's how long my family members have been converted to the cult, and it is a cult, as are all religions.

[Is that also how long you've been confined to the RUbber Room?]

Are we to allow a cult to conquer America right before our eyes? Are we to just roll our eyes and be polite when these f*ckers shove this shit right down our throats like Spanish inquisitors?

[DUmmie Philosoraptor is burning so red hot that I will have to shield myself with the David Kuo book urging Christians to turn the reins of power over to the DUmmiecrats by not voting.]

They are too dumb to chew gum, but they can get out and vote for nazis by the millions, and this makes them intolerable to a free America.

[Exercising the right to vote is intolerable if you don't vote the way DUmmie Philosoraptor wants.]

They are scared to death of crazy Islamists, and so am I, but they are the exact same thing, they participate in the exact same madness, and they perpetuate the exact same ancient hatreds and slights and they threaten the United States in the exact same way as the Taliban crazies, they worship the exact same god, and they think the exact same way.

[How many suicide Christian fundamentalists piloted planes to crash into large buildings?]

And they are trying to take over our nation, and when you say that to the average guy on the street they don't believe you, its too fantastic, too sci fi, too implausible.

[Perhaps they don't believe you, DUmmie Philosoraptor, because of that Happy Farms strait jacket you are wearing.]

I'm f*cking sick of them, and my parents and my brother and sis in law know better than to talk that religio-political bullshit to my face, cause they'll get a red hot rant right up their asses every time.

[Nice psychopathic family hatred thing you have going there, DUmmie Philosoraptor.]

I'm tired of being polite to them on the street, I'm tired of kissing their ass and giving them breaks because they are good Christian people, f*ck them and the cross they rode in on.

[FEEL the love! Now on to the equally loony comments from DUmmie Philosoraptor's fellow DUmmies...]

F?ck them cowardly, sheepish, dumb, bastids and bastidettes!

[Kindly wipe that rabid foam from the floor before exiting the Rubber Room.]

I am sick and tired of their claiming that only they have a truth, partly based on 1500 yr old faerie tails, and partly based on great old fictional literature that was stolen, borrowed, begs, copied and mistranslated from the earliers societies and sects, hitite, egyptian, canaan and others.

[Meanwhile the DUmmies completely buy into creating their own alternate realities, faux Hopi Indian visions, and astrology.]

it will be interesting to see what happens to them as the millenium progresses and there is no rapture and jesus doesn't come back. and by way of clarification -- i am christian.

[And by way of clarification -- you have a rainbow flag symbol on your post, DUmmie xchrom.]

If I were ever going to go back to christianity, I would go UU as they support pagans and polys, of which I am both. I've known a UU minister who presided over a (non-legal) marriage of four. Not my quad nor my current group. We went to my pagan priest for the first one (it was a kickass ceremony but the marriage not so much)and we're all living in sin in the second one. Even if the government would allow either one of us to marry and they will not, we would probably decline this time around. I'm not much of a ring wearer and none of us can agree on a necklace. I suppose we could do some kind of bracelet. I will have to bring that one up in the next family meeting. Of course, we need to finish our trial period of a year and a day first, anyway.

[Thank you for sharing way too much information with us.]

i'm drawing more pan-theism into my personal faith. i've always had a streak of the old religion in my thinking /spirituality.

[Theology...DUmmie style.]

I was raised Southern Baptist but too much of it didn't make sense. My grandfather (my grandparents raised me) always said I thought too much for my own good and I guess I did think a lot but not too much for my own good. I've been out of the cult for nearly 25 years now. I'm not an athiest though, I do believe in a higher power just not the jealous God of my youth. Yahweh does not play well with others so he isn't allowed in my metaphysical sandbox.

[Nobody else is allowed in your sandbox since you've been in mental solitary confinement for years.]

Yes, and that's why I've decided to...persecute Christians.
At every opportunity. All of them, even the nice ones. Oh, I'll do it nicely to the nice ones, but I'll be nasty to the nasty ones.

[Why do I get the image here of Norman Bates sitting in a jail cell as he thinks to himself with his mother's voice?]

Believe whatever you like fundies, just stay the hell away from my civil liberties. Sorry, touchy subject this week thanks to my fundie relatives...who still insist I'm no legitimate minister despite an advanced degree in divinity studies and an ordination. Apparently I'm not fit to bless the bounty at the Thanksgiving table. Whatever.

[Do your "fundie" relatives also claim that your sanity isn't legitimate?]

I'm going to lock this. With regard to religion (or the lack thereof), Democratic Underground is a diverse community which includes Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, Agnostics, and others. All are welcome here. For this reason, we expect members to make an extra effort to be sensitive to different religious beliefs, and to show respect to members who hold different religious beliefs. Members are welcome to discuss whether they agree or disagree with particular religious beliefs, but they are expected to do so in a relatively sensitive and respectful manner. As a general rule, discussions about ideas are usually permitted, but broad-brush bigoted statements about groups of people — either religious or non-religious — are not.

best,
wakemeupwhenitsover
DU Moderator

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Leftwingers Befuddled By GOP Electoral Optimism

What's wrong with those Republicans? Why can't they just acknowledge our inevitable win in November? Yes, it is great fun to now be doing our victory dance in the end zone before we even score a touchdown but somehow the Republican lack dejection is somehow troubling. That is the theme of Sunday's Washington Post ARTICLE titled "White House Upbeat About GOP Prospects." Reporter Michael Abramowitz is quite perplexed at the Republican optimism:

Amid widespread panic in the Republican establishment about the coming midterm elections, there are two people whose confidence about GOP prospects strikes even their closest allies as almost inexplicably upbeat: President Bush and his top political adviser, Karl Rove.

This befuddlement is also shared by the Leftwing blogosphere at large. The DUmmies are both befuddled and paranoid about this optimistic GOP attitude as you can see in this THREAD titled, "WaPost: 'WH 'inexplicably upbeat' about GOP prospects' (the fix is in)." This attitude is echoed over at KOmmieland in this Daily Kos THREAD titled, "Bush/Cheney: Democrats are in Final Throes." Finally we have a whacked out loon by the name of Bob Cesca blogging on the Huffington Post who is not shy about letting his paranoia run rampant as you can see in his HUffie BLOG conpiratorially titled, "If You're Gonna Cheat -- Cheat With A Smile!" So let us now watch the Leftwing loonies look on in disbelief and paranoia at the GOP optimism in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, planning to vote early and often on a DIEBOLD machine, is in the [brackets]:

WaPost: "WH 'inexplicably upbeat' about GOP prospects" (the fix is in)

[Diebold.]

Diebold

[Yup!]

"...technology and other assest as their command."
That's the key phrase that jumped out at me like a laser beam.

["Assest." That's your mispelled word that jumped out at me like a laser beam. Or rather it jumped out at benburch like a laser beam.]

Please. I don't want to hear anymore Diebold conspiracy theories. If Bush is optimistic it's because he's delusional and does not read the newspapers, by his own admission. He lives in a bubble and still thinks it's 2001, and he's a "popular wartime president". Rove is just spinning. Too many people here are too quick to trot out unsubstantiated nonsense Diebold conspiracy theories every time a Republican wins an election. And when asked to provide evidence we are told that the evidence is that there is no evidence because it's all been covered up.

[Sure. Don't worry a bit about Diebold. Just relax and enjoy voting on your preprogrammed DIEBOLD machines.]

Alrighty, in the face of Foleygate, 655,000 deaths in Iraq, NK blasting nukes, Ney's conviction, the Kolbe alegations, Maccacc-gate, and an energized Democratic base, KARL ROVE and George Bush are inexplicably upbeat about their prospects in novemeber. Now, Im not saying Bush should put on a defeatist front, but get real. Why is Karl Rove so giddy? Either 1) they are just putting on a false front, or 2) they know something we don't. Absent such knowledge, I can only point to the past as evidence of the Bush/Rove modus operandi, and that makes me think of DIEBOLD. It really isn't hard to understand.

[Karl Rove is smiling all the way to the bank because the ATMs are all DIEBOLD.]

We are dealing with crooks and liars, they are professional criminals, theft is what they do for a living. The terms "diebolding" and "swiftboating" have become part of the common english vocabulary.

[So are "LIHOPers" and "MIHOPers."]

Hitler was confident he could turn World War II around long after. Germany's defeat became inevitable. That's how crazy dictators think.

[We broke Hitler's Ultra Code using a Diebold machine.]

They can steal a close one-- but I doubt they could
steal a rout without a hue and cry--even from otherwise complacent, non-tinfoil hat citizens. It only means that Dems must maintain our guard and work as hard as possible to stay on message, deliver the point that we can do better than the Republicans, and make damn sure we get bodies into booths (regardless of what we suspect in re: the machines themselves.) The exit polls vs. the results in 2004 were damn suspicious, but I don't think they've the audacity to try and rook races where someone's been well and truly beaten.

[You underestimate our audacity.]

The Bushites are fully capable of stealing this election, using these extremely insecure and insider hackable voting systems. To what extent they will steal the election is the only question.

[Perhaps you should enter your Diebold voting machine wearing an asbestos enviro hazard suit and oxygen tank to avoid contamination.]

We are bookmarking and bringing this thread back up on Nov 12 along with the many others of whoever that will be coming around to say we told you so. Dang it already, please people get a clue. They stole 3 elections already, what makes you think they wont go after the fourth

[You might not be able to bring this thread back up on Nov 12 due to another DUmmie website meltdown ala 2002 and 2004.]

I think we all should be doing everything in our power to strengthen the growing perception, both through our deeds and words, that a huge Democratic victory this November is inevitable, NOT that "the fix is in".

[Relax my little DUmmie friend. Your victory is inevitable. So why worry? Go ahead and kick Lucy's football. Be my guest.]

Plan A: Diebold

Plan B: Set aside the election and declare Martial Law.

[Plan C: Break out the strait jackets.]

Why would Wes Clark sound like he was gonna shed a tear at the end of his Iowa speech when he said DEMOCRACY is being threatened by these people!?

[Maybe his jockstrap shrunk too much at the laundry.]

Our chances are slim, but we are not giving up without a fight either. We have to pray that the October surprise does not go off as planned.

[YOUR Foley October Surprise went off a few weeks too early. However, your OTHER October Suprise with the David Yuo book attempting to discourage the "fundies" from voting went off right on time but lost its impact because of the premature Foley surprise.]

To be very clear: I want the Democratic turnout to be massive, I want the Republicans to again steal it and THIS TIME I want them to get caught at it. Red-handed.

[The Mighty Rove is careful to conceal up his fingerprints.]

And there is no way they can walk away with a victory in a race where they were trailing 15 points without raising the suspicions of the most ardent true believer.

[And, of course, the polls are ALWAYS right. Why, they are almost as scientific as exit polls. And now to visit the Daily Kos KOmmies...]

Bush/Cheney: Democrats are in Final Throes

[GASP!!! What's wrong with them? Why can't they meekly accept our pre-election victory?]

The story has Rove seeing losses of just 8 to 10 seats in the house. I'm sorry, but unless he's managed to rig all the voting machines... this is akin to sticking your head in the sand and refusing to own up to what's happening on the ground.

[Is Lucy holding the football on the ground yet?]

I look forward to seeing them in hell. But first, I look forward to seeing them wallowing around in a sea of investigations that blows the lid off the corruption that has attached itself to every tentacle of this administration. I could have respected them if they used the political power they amassed to further a political agenda. But they used power for the sake of more power. And it appears to me they are now so blinded by this power that they don't see what we see. The tide is turning. The strength is mounting. The constituent seas are angry. They don't realize it, but they themselves are the ones in 'final throes.'

[HALLELUJAH!!! The Great Pumpkin WILL be arriving!]

Either Bush and Rove or idiots, or they know something we don't.

[Hee! Hee!]

Diebold - no paper trail, easily hacked..... who do you WANT to win? and Rove's answered that..... I think Rove is counting on another wussy lawyerly roll-over..... and if we let that happen we deserve what we get.....

[Roll over and accept your fate!]

I for one am going to be an election judge in Houston, overseeing the entire precinct's operation from start to finish. That includes marking off early voters, picking up the equipment, hiring the clerks, delivering the equipment to a central location, securing everything.

[Destroying all Diebold machines...]

It's useful to them for us to think they are incompetent. I'm not buying into that. Given how much they have accomplished (i.e., to advance their own goals) in such a short period of time, I cannot chalk everything that has gone wrong (for us) to incompetence.

[You are about to enter the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

I can believe they are walking around like this. I think Rove thinks he is invincible because he hasn't lost yet. And for Bush, it is a question of faith. God will not abandon him.

[And Lucy will not abandon you.]

Bush believes in God just like a 7 year old kid believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. He is an emotionally stunted child, who has been spoiled rotten.

[Please keep your Bush Derangement Syndrome out of this Electoral Paranoia thread.]

He lies like a rug, he is a thief, a con, and a degenerate. He is evil. Pure evil.

[It looks like I am powerless to prevent uncontrollable KOmmie BDS.]

Perhaps they intend to steal the election with rigged electronic voting equipment, and then start rounding up and imprisoning or murdering enough Dems to cow the rest into submission.

[Back to reality...KOmmie style.]

Perhaps I've been drinking too much Koolaid.

[Laced with lithium.]

I will call. Rove delusional when the election is over and the dems have taken back the house and senate. Until that time, you have to admit he has proven himself to be a foe to be reckoned with.

[Let's see... The Democrat campaigns are being directed by Howard Dean while Karl Rove is the GOP's general. How could you possibly lack confidence in Team Democrat with a matchup like that?]

Their GOTV effort is amazing. I volunteered in No. Virginia last week, and I felt the Dems wasted my time. No clear direction as to what to do.

[And this KOmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

They have been carefully positioning themselves on many different fronts. I think they are ready. And we are fools if we don't believe that.

[Howard Dean has your back.]

You guys are so scared of Rove it makes me want to puke! Stand up and show a bit of confidence for once, and maybe a little courage! Stop whining and start fighting!

[Lash out blindly in all directions! And now to hear from Bob Cesca and the HUffies ooze PARANOIA. Please begin, Bob, with your delusional staring at several "inexplicably" smiling Bush photos...]

Am I insane or does that grin make it seem as if he knows something we don't? It's certainly not the face of a man who's bearing down on the very real prospect of being investigated up the bunghole for the next two-plus years.

[The former. You're insane.]

What does he know? What does Rove know that makes them so confident?

[WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF THE ROVE? THE SHADOW DO!]

And those of us who are familiar with Rove's history of dirty tricks, rat f*ckings and the like, understand that he has is pasty pink fingers on the pulse of the whole operation.

[A RAT doesn't move without being controlled by the pasty pink fingers of the Almighty Rove.]

At the very least the whisper campaigns are his direct responsibility. Diebold and others will handle the rest by electronically moving Democratic votes to independent candidates; friendly operatives state-by-state will purge Democratic voters from the registration rolls; and Democratic precincts will have fewer voting machines than Republican precincts. The same playbook from 2000, 2002 and 2004 recycled for this year.

[All your Diebolds belong to US!]

But the tide of Republican blunders and the ongoing tragedy of the Iraq War could be enough to overcome the cheating machines and voter purges. Rove isn't an idiot and knows this, so what's the wild card? Temporarily low gas prices thanks to Bandar Bush, the president's Saudi bunkmate, and a nationwide ad campaign -- direct mail and television -- telling voters that the Democrats WILL raise your taxes. Underscore will.

[Karl Rove thanks you for the reminder.]

Sorry. It's easy to digress when discussing GOP lies. Lies, though, are the only shot they have. Lying, cheating, stealing, subverting democracy. The usual bucket of rats. But it's enough to allow the president, in the face of two years of shit, to grin as if he's eating said shit. And it's that grin which ought to motivate you and I to get out the vote and make sure we have enough turnout to overcome their overconfidence.

[Lying, cheating, stealing, subverting democracy. Yup! The usual bucket of RATS. And now to hear from Cesca's fellow HUffies...]

In July of 1984,from the floor of the Moscone Convention Hall in San Francisco, I watched the candidacy of Vice President Walter Mondale die just as he proclaimed that he would...Raise Taxes.

[I never got to that part since Mondull had already put me to sleep.]

Bush and Rove will try to once again overturn the will of the American People with the help of Diebold and the usual fraud and intimidation. Whether they will be successful or not is an open question. Of course, in a pinch, they know they can count on Scalia.

[And the Four Conservative Horsemen of the ApocAlito.]

He may be planning on indefinitely postponing the upcoming elections or preventing the newly elected Congress from ever sitting, since, according to the National Lawyers Guild, the current Congress gave him the power to disband Congress in the new torture law.

[National Lawyers Guild aka CPUSA.]

In other words, Mad King George and Rove have no reasons not to be happy. They truly have ultimate control and the general public is so deep in denial, self-deluded, obsessed with the possibilities of change in the coming election, and doing just exactly what Bush&Co want them to that it's gut-wretching. For all practical purposes, as soon as next Saturday, when the War against Iran starts, or even sooner, Bush&Co have everything they need in hand to declare martial law, disband Congress, imprison any potential dissentors and do whatever they damn well please. All that sure would bring a smile to my face! The concentration camps or detention centers, if you prefer, have been constructed, around the country, in old industrial areas and near old railroad depots. You can identify them by the bright, shiney, new fences with barbed wire on top.

[Ah yes. Thank you for reminding us about those Walmart Detention Centers my reality challenged HUffie.]

I thought the same thing when I read the article about their confidence. What are they planning? What do they know that we don't know? Why are these men smiling?

[They are thinking about the pre-programmed Diebolds.]

You ask what they have up their sleeves? We've fallen asleep at the wheel again-- VOTING FRAUD, DIEBOLD, VOTING FRAUD, DIEBOLD, VOTING FRAUD-- did your vote get counted last time? I know mine didn't, and neither did my neighbor's, my friends, or all the people I poll-watched for in Cincinnati-- these guys are SMUG AND SMILING for a very good reason-- they do not even need to campaign....

[Rove told them to go ahead and grab their beauty rest.]

The mistake now being made, is that Dems are starting to make it known (in fact using it as a campaign issue) that they will investigate Bush's bunghole! The public may well reject such an option and vote Republican in Novemember simply on that issue!

[The impeachment that dare not speak its name.]

That grin is the same one from his last election when he was getting his ass kicked in the exit polls. He was sitting with his family in the White House confidently grinning and saying that he was sure he was going to win. No doubt in my mind that the fix is in again.

[You could say that Bush has a fixed grin.]

Care to list for me, in order of importance, what rights you have lost, Tom?? Granted, you cannot take your Hair Gel on an airplane anymore. That doesn't really affect me as I have so little hair. But that may be a big one in your book, I don't know.

[What kind of LOUSY FASCIST country do we live in when we have lost the basic right to board a plane with hair gel? Der Chimpenfuhrer strikes again!!!]

They don't worry about losing because they've signed laws that protect them. They have a plan. Bush pre-emptively (how else) will pardon Rove for everything going back to before he was the Governor or Texas. Bush himself will be untouchable. They will retire happy and wealthy beyond belief.

[Karl Rove will be pardoned for that May 12 indictment by Patrick Fitzgerald.]

Well, he's cheating in this photo. He's either drunk or stoned...how else can he get through his days?

[Twinkies?]

As much as I would LOVE to see W (and Turd Blossom!) fall flat on their faces on November 8, I can't help having a nervous feeling imagining the new tricks that Turd Blossom may be concocting right now to be served to the "nut base" in the next few weeks...Turd Blossom has probably told W something about his "October surprise" and W probably can't wait to disclose it. Hence W's smile and relaxed attitude. He clearly knows something we don't. I know it's coming soon.
My only hope is it's not another 9/11 though at this point, I have no doubt they are capable of doing something similar if that would help them stay in power. Losing the majority would be catastrophic given the state of things so they would stop at NOTHING to prevent it! Hugo Chavez is right. The Devil is here. And he is smiling...

[How about a nice quote from the Dear Leader of North Korea commenting on Devil Bush?]

As was demonstrated in Ohio in 2004, it is EASY to program a Deibold voting machine to produce a 5% swing the the results, and that's all they need in certain hotly-contested house and Senate seats. The BEST and ONLY way to counter-act this is to vote by ABSENTEE BALLOT and make sure everyone else you know does likewise.

[A Diebold scanner will be recording your absentee ballot.]

Those pictures of Bush with the shit eating grin on his face reminds me that I have seen that same expression before.....on pictures of Adolph Hitler in the glory days of the Third Reich early in WWII. The similarity is remarkable. I never believed in reincarnation before, but am certain of it now. All Bush needs is a short little mustache and to comb his hair over to one side. His Neocon agenda closely parallels that of the Third Reich, i.e. illegal war of aggression, invasion, torture, propagandist control of the mass media, rigged elections, demand of absolute allegiance to the leader, etc. etc. Hitler does lead Bush in numbers of those murdered, but with over 600,000 Iraqis dead Bush is getting his numbers up there........and then there is Karl Rove, anyone notice his similarity in appearance (fat, pudgy, stupid looking) and tactics with Heinrich Himler?

[ReichFuherer/ChimpenFuhrer. Yeah, I'm starting to see the similarity...I think.]

Please list for me the rights you, personally, have lost.

[I can't take hair gel aboard a plane.]

Funny how you don't hear much troll protest about how we all take it for granted that the Republicans steal votes. I suppose that with modern electronic voting, it's so glaringly obvious that even trolls couldn't talk about "ballot-box honesty" with a straight face.

[I am telling you with a straight face that all Diebold machines are preprogrammed to the "R" setting. Oh, and if you vote "D" then you will be immediately sent to a Walmart Detention Center. I am also telling you that with a straight face.]

Will the Diebold company prepare my taxes?

[Yes, and also microwave your brain and vacuum your vacant skull.]

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DUmmies Discuss Their Bush Derangement Syndrome

Almost everything in the typical life of a DUmmie sucks, according to them, for the past 6 years due to Bush. Therefore, the DUmmies have bonded together in a discussion of their shared BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (BDS). You have to believe they live in fictional parallel universe to see such gloominess but to the DUmmies it is all too real...at least in their fervid imaginations as you can see in this THREAD titled, "How does life seem to you in the last six years..." So let us now watch the DUmmies expound on their gloom and doom caused by Bush in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that BDS can be cured by an overdose of lithium, is in the [brackets]:

How does life seem to you in the last six years...

[Hunky-dory for most but for DUmmies living in the slave state of North Korea is preferable.]

do you see the world in the same way. Do you get angrier than you use to, feel more more frustrated or do you feel that things are going to get better. Have any of the bush policies made anything better for you or your family. When you go in the public, do people seem to act the same as in the past. For me it does not. People seem to be more angry and more confrontational. I also see more homeless people. What do you see?

[Liberals ALWAYS see more homeless people when there is a Republican president. According to the newspaper articles on the topic, homelessness became big in January 1981 and disappeared in January 1993 only to magically reappear again in January 2001.]

I am perpetually angry. people are meaner and they seem much angrier too. there is far less humor in day-to-day life and people seem unable to find and relate to the inherent humanity in one another. it is a struggle just to survive month-to-month, week-to-week, day-to-day. most people seem much poorer, while a few seem to be much more extravagantly affluent. although we are still better off, the prevailing mood reminds me more and more of a few visits I made to Eastern Europe in the 70's

[Thus spaketh the perpetually angry capitalization-challenged DUmmie.]

I think that a lot of people.. are finally realizing that the things they used to do they can't do anymore due to high gas,utilities, loss of jobs and it is a struggle everyday to survive. What good economy? Bring it on Bullshit! Talk about the economy so that the people will notice that you are full of it.

[A DUmmie perpetually angry over record high Dow Jones averages, low unemployment, and falling gas prices coupled with a booming overall economy.]

the stolen election of 2000 set a tone that has been pretty consistent for us - the feeling of being ripped off. The failed so called presidency of the last six years causes for us a constant embarrassment of his failings - our thuggish position in the world in no way reflects our values. Katrina was an embarassment. Every time the Emperor opens his mouth and spouts his own special brand of illiteracy, it is an insult to anyone with a shred of class or intellect.
So, though I enjoy my job, make a good wage, have a wonderful wife, great kids, interesting and varied hobbies, there is an overtone of sadness, disillusionment, disappointment.

[So although things are going good for you, Der Chimpenfuhrer has so much power over you that he makes you feel miserable all the time.]

The other thing is that we've become a bit hermit-like - where we live in Raleigh, we are surrounded by faux holy rollers and bushbots....so we don't really feel connected to people around us. we've carved out a niche that we enjoy - our yard, gardens, pets, kayaking - but it is definitely different.

[A DUmmie forced by "bushbots" to take up navel gazing as a hobby.]

I notice when I go to the mall.. some are sitting there like zombies and they aren't shopping. I think that they just want to get out of the house, If they still have one.

[Probably you are noticing husbands sitting like zombies waiting for their wives to do their shopping fun. I see a lot of that myself but somehow don't think Bush plays a part in it except in YOUR imagination.]

I have come to live by the "follow the money" tool of analysis. Altruism is dead. So is freedom, justice, equality and democracy. Maybe they never existed. Maybe they were always just advertising slogans and ploys....

[At least we know that your common sense is just an advertising slogan.]

These days, even the bright sunny days seem like a dark and dingy dungeon of despair. If it weren't for my hobby of creating and maintaining websites, which I taught myself for six years, I'd be one of those guys on the street corner holding a "Will work for food sign".

["Will work for sanity."]

I've been on edge for most of the last six years, and increasingly so as the boundaries of acceptable (read: BushCo) behavior keep being stretched beyond their limits. My patience has worn thin, although I try to be aware of who it is I am angry with. I'm increasingly frustrated by the 'new' world; the media, the audacity, the mendacity, the conspiracy. The level of corruption appears to be growing exponentially.

[Especially with the conspiracy...LIHOP! MIHOP!]

a dark time ...like living under a cloud. This saps energy. Nobody has much enthusiasm for life. Everyone's just trying to get by. Being victimized--esp victimized by 'elected' officials--takes a toll and makes people very cynical. People start thinking survivalism instead of pulling together. I feel negativity all around me. Nobody cares much about cultural things, volunteer groups, community activities and events. They hunker down in self-protective mode and focus inward. I understand that. I live in what you might call a liberal/progressive stronghold, where more Bushco related depression might be obvious...but I do think it is affecting the whole country.

[Let me send you a "Bush Sapped My Energy" bumper sticker.]

It's as though we (the people) were running from the "authorities" (our ruling class (rc), though we still mostly haven't realized it) in a desperate car chase, and we just ran over the tire deflating device deployed by the authorities... That "spike strip" was a group of people (Shrub, Rummy, Condo, Dick "Drakul", and their NeoConniving friends). They just blew the tires off our nation (as well as blowing the engine, ruining the suspension and transmission, and smashing/wrecking the body/paint/lights etc). The thing is, they are driving our car (or nation/economy/foreign relations/future/etc)--as well as chasing and trying to destroy it! We're just the passengers! To make matters worse, in spite the already catastrophic damage, they're continuing to try to run--driving on the spark spewing steel rims, when we need to stop to make repairs--which isn't much of a possibility. Though the passengers are beginning to grow disillusioned, and might hope someone votes the bastards out of the driver's seat, they control the minds of many of the passengers and have the vote "fixed". Did I mention that the drivers also own the only car repair shop and car dealership in town? Thus, they profit from the catastrophe while we're about to re-discover walking everywhere we go. So onward--to oblivion we go.

[I'll get back to you when you come down from your acid trip.]

Due to a stupid mistake I made posting on DU a freeper got me fired from my job. With no savings and only 2 weeks vacation pay coming to me I went to work for myself. Talk about crazy. Well, we struggled even harder for about 6 months and then business took off. I'm now making triple what I was when I quit my old job. We are climbing out of debt fast, and next year at the age of 43 I will finally be able to buy my own house. If we can get the Dems back in charge and fix Iraq, the health care crisis and a few other things life may just be looking good. And I have an asshole freeper to thank for it. If you are reading this, Mr Mod from the site that is not to be named, thanks I owe you one you stupid piece of shit...

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I remember that INCIDENT, DUmmie walldude. You tried to sabotage a Christian Retailers Association tradeshow you were working at and was STUPID enough to brag about it in DUmmieland. May we now savor your Scott Tenorman tears as you cry over a job you lost over YOUR stupidty?]

What I find so inexorably sad is the "it could have been" syndrome. I think about Gore and what a great president he would have been. The loss of the America I believed in has hit me hard. Bush has just systematically destroyed America piece by piece, in addition to effing up every place in the world that he could. Every week a new disaster. It's great that he's destroyed his own party; they deserved it. I'm hoping that after NOv. 7 there will be light at the end of the tunnel, not just more tunnel.

[What I find so inexorably FUnnie is the "Bush Derangement" syndrome.]

The widening divide between the haves and the have nots is sickening to me and their self absorption is disgusting. Nothing matters except their own narrow little world. What is it going to take for them to care?! WW 3, The Draft, The Great Depression 3?! Why does it have to get that bad for them to care?!

[THEY LIVE!]

I've been driving in California since 1974. People used to use their turn signals MOST of the time. Now, it seems that particularly younger drivers almost never use them.

[BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

today I was at a funeral and somebody's cell phone went off not just once, but twice during the service. Bad enough the first time. You'd think the person would have turned it off after the first time.

[BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

I spent 18 years dealing with anxiety attacks and full blown panic attackes and managed with meds to dampen this enough to live , I used to worry during a panic attack with racing heart and dizziness and rubber legs i would die , since then i have given up worrying about death , i almost welcome it now and the panic went away , now I am an internal bunch of nerves with no insurance and less and less hope my wife and i will pull out of this . i drive for a messenger service and we barely have the money to keep the basics and I worry we have not much time left , every day i wake in a start with the world rushing in telling me I don't have a real job and can;t find one .

[I think the meds bit explains a lot here.]

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DUmmies Celebrate November Election Victory...In October

It's all over folks. The Democrats have WON bigtime in the November congressional elections. All the polls keep telling us that and everyone knows that those pre-election polls are almost as accurate as election day exit polls. Kerry won in a landslide according to those exit polls so the Democrats must also win big according to only slightly less scientific polls. On top of that, the media pundits are telling us that the November elections have already been decided so you might as well not even vote in November. As a result, the DUmmies are already jubilantly celebrating their tremendous November election victory as you can see in this THREAD triumphantly titled, "BREAKING--New House polls show looming Democratic landslide." Never before have I seen so much gloating pre-election victory celebrations as I have seen this year. It wouldn't surprise me if Susan Estrich is already drunk as a skunk slurping down her victory champagne. So let us now watch the DUmmies celebrate their November victory in October in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, congratulating the DUmmies on their big win in the polls, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING--New House polls show looming Democratic landslide

[WHEEE!!! I will break out the same bubbly that I drank to celebrate the Karl Rove indictment on May 12.]

Based on 63 polls of 48 districts of 1,000 likely voters each, they will show Democrats currently ahead in the House by 19 seats, 224-205, or the exact, 19-seat margin of the Republican Majority after the 2002 elections. It is also a significant increase from the 219-214 seat lead for Democrats
found in the Majority Watch polling from late August and early September.

[Based on the 2004 exit polls we must always play Hail to the Chief whenever President Kerry enters the room.]

This 19-seat lead will not even include seven competitive, Republican-held districts that are currently being polled, and six districts that are currently tied. In fact, perhaps most stunningly, the districts with "safe" leads outside the margins of error break 217-198 in favor of Democrats. The previous set of polls actually showed Republicans ahead on
safe seats, 205-199. Further, since TX-22 was not polled, that means Democrats already have the magic 218, outside the margin of error, with between 19 and 26 more races in the "toss-up" category. This is a looming landslide.

[A looming landslide is always so much better that an actual landslide. And now to hear from the celebrating DUmmies.]

Holy crap......I hope this holds.....

[Have no fear. These poll results are just as accurate as the 2004 exit poll results.]

oh those poor republicans thinking they would never-ever fall...

[We've failed, FAILED...in the polls.]

Everyone knows the polls can't be trusted ever since 2004. Trust Diebold. I love all this good news but I'm severely burned by election fraud and I have no faith that we can prevent it again. They'll do whatever they need to do to keep control of the houses. But I'll gratefully be wrong on this.

[Have no fear. It's a done deal. You can vote on November 8 confident that you are casting your ballot for winners.]

DON'T BELIEVE THESE POLLS! Please, please, don't. We need to fight like it is the last fight of our lives...because it may well be. There is another poll posted on DU tonight showing a Senate split of 49D, 49R and 2I...and if anyone thinks Joe is really I, they're nuts. He's as independent as McCain. Unless there is a twenty point lead, I'm not buying any of this shit. They'll still steal it, but I think now they're focusing on the much easier Senate steal...at least they can always get Cheney in to break all the ties for the GOP...if there ARE any ties, because we regularly have over a dozen traitors willing to suck off Bush every time.

[Relax, relax. You can believe these polls. It's all over. Enjoy your November victory in October. Why wait?]

I tend to agree with you...... As much as I don't trust it now, we ALL know anything can happen and elections can be rigged. But I get sooooooooooooooo tired of negativism and nay-saying. That gets me down more than the Rethugs do sometimes. It's true, we can't rely on polls too heavily, but it's nice to see that there's a little hope and it's nice to see that there are at least some Americans waking the hell up out of their comas. We need to keep working our asses off up through the elections, take a break, and then working them off again to get the Dems in line and prepare for '08. And you're right, it's paying off.

[You need to work your asses off, take a break, and then celebrate in this month.]

And pre-election polls three weeks before Election Day are not "tangible results"; they're nothing. The only tangible results people should be concerned about are those the day after Election Day.

[The only tangible results are what Diebold reports.]

Ok folks, time to stop working and caring, and go home!! This election is pretty much ours!

[That's the right spirit!]

I am absolutely scared shitless about some last minute dirty trick or the rotten macihnes taking this from us AGAIN

[Have no fear, little one. It's a DONE DEAL. Diebold will see to that.]

Even if we lose due to Diebold, We have the people with us. Our movement is growing.

[Wear your Guy Fawkes masks when stepping into the voting booths.]

Polls look good, but... Kerry's did, too. Not ready to pop any champagne just yet.

[No, no! Pop open that champagne now and CELEBRATE. You already won according to the polls.]

I'm SURE that most of the Repug money right now is being spent on organizing ways to prevent potential D voters to vote in Nov. ANY method they could think of.

[Dirty tricks like checking to see if the prospective voter is a citizen or isn't voting twice.]

This is great news, but remember that they could be f*cking with the polls, too. We still need to make sure EVERYONE goes out to vote, and make sure NO ONE says, ah, the Dems got it, I don't need to get out there and vote.

[Almost all the media pundits such as Chris Matthews are already saying, "Ah, the Dems got it." So no need for urgency. The pundits are NEVER wrong.]

Taking bets that the GOP will hold onto the Congress and Senate. Any takers? IMHO the election has already been decided. The voting machines are in place.

[ALL your Diebold machines belong to US!]

Good Lord, I can't wait for Nov 8th...

[Be sure to wake up bright and early and vote right away on Nov 8th.]

any bets there is a last minute republican landslide courtesy of Diebold

[Are you offering quinella, trifecta, and perfecta bets?]

If we "storm the Bastille" with votes, know we did, and they blithely nullify them and declare victory... will we... MUST we... storm the Bastille for real? Whatever that might mean.

[It means you need to check out the Dollar Stores for the post-Halloween Guy Fawkes costume sales.]

The question in their minds has to be is "by what percentage do we set the machines to flip the vote?".

[Three percent sounds like a good number but I could live with ten percent.]

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DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode

Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:

The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]

This. Is. HILARIOUS!

[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]

Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Blaming the Jews (Kyle)

[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]

Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal

[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]

I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks

[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]

they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.

[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

[WAAAAAAH!!!]

South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.

[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]

They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]

Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :

[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]

Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.

[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]

You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".

[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]

HOLY SHIT! BUSH JUST KILLED THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY GUY!!!

[THAT PROVES OUR LOONY 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE RIGHT!!!]

Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.

[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]

I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.

[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]

I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts

[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

What are they saying about Bush?

That he did 9/11

[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]

here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.

[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]

That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way...
he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.

[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]

Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back
did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are

[He is! He is!]

Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?

[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]

The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.

[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]

They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story
are retarded.

[How does that make you feel?]

I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded.
The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"

[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes
It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.

[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]

and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]

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Alec Baldwin Rabidly Rants Against Republicans

In case you think the only ones with extreme BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and uncontrollable hatred of Republicans are the anonymous moonbats posting on the Web, think again. I now present the case of Alec Baldwin whose full moon howlings match anything posted in DUmmieland or any of the other far left sites as you can see in his Huffingtonton Post BLOG titled, "The Embarrassed Republicans." Actually it is the Democrats who should be embarrassed to be represented by this foaming at the mouth celeb. However, I will give Baldwin credit for not even attempting to pretend to be morally outraged over the Mark Foley page scandal. Instead, Baldwin cynically admits that he is happy the scandal broke because he thinks it will help the Democrats at the polls in November. So let us now watch Baldwin's rabid barkings along with the howlings of the HUffington Post HUffies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of the rageaholic falling apart before our eyes, is in the [brackets]:

The Embarrassed Republicans

[As we watch Alec Baldwin embarrass the Democrats with his uncontrollable rage.]

Sad to think that it took the Foley situation to get the "Embarrassed Republicans" to start voicing their embarrassment. Nearly six years of lies, incompetence, lies, hate, lies, corruption, lies and war. Misguided, meaningless war that has destroyed the landscape of Iraq and the souls of the Iraqi people. And what has the war done for us, other than line the pockets of Bush, and his father's friends?

[Sorry, Alec. Heavy drinking will NOT cure BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome.]

Well, you know what they say, you can lie to the American people, take us into an ill-conceived war and subvert the Constitution in the process, but you diddle one page...and it's over. I hope it's over. I'll take the end of what Gingrich started, regardless of how we get there. If it's Mark Foley's body we step over, and hopefully Hastert's as well, then so be it.

[Thanx for dispensing with the phony pretense of moral outrage that the professional Democrats put on over the Mark Foley page scandal. At least you are honest enough to admit that this is ALL about harming the Republicans.]

DeLay may get away. Cheney. Novak. Armitage. Rumsfeld. All your crypto-facist scum, as well. Bush, too, who will have no trouble raising money from his war-profiteering friends for a library which, I would imagine, will be the most poorly attended of any in our history. That's one certainty we can see on the horizon. Bush really is the worst president in American history. I almost feel sorry for him. Talked into the whole thing by his Dad's cronies. Unskilled. Unprepared. Just a bible in one hand and a copy of the "The Prince" in the other. How many of us knew this would never come to any good? How many of us could smell this guy 500 miles away? 9/11, the most defining moment in our recent history, perhaps in all of our history because it happened while we are perceived as the lone Superpower, and Bush can't get any traction, can't get out of the mud. He's got nothing. Nothing left. Mark Foley's lewd e-mails may actually bring him down. The Embarrassed Republicans want to get this over with. If it was a show on Broadway, it would be closing. The investors want out.

[Baldwin's extreme BDS makes him rant so uncontrollably that he admits that the Foley scandal is ALL about harming Bush. BTW, this is exactly what the other Democrats think while pretending to be morally outraged over Foley.]

Unfortunately, we don't have that scenario in New York City. A story in yesterday's Times about students disrupting a speech at Columbia by the spokesman for the Minutemen group. They stormed the stage, etc. Mayor Mike "I'll Spend Even More If I Have To" Bloomberg said it was wrong to censor the speaker. This is the same great New York mayor who denied permits to protesters in Central Park during the 2004 Republican convention. No protests! During a convention! IN NEW YORK!!! I have many friends who have bought into Bloomberg's bullshit. Democrats who have forgotten the four "outer boroughs. I think Bloomberg is smart. He's a gentleman. And he's a phony. A Republican who bent over for this administration, which has done NOTHING for New York. If 9/11 happened in Houston, things would have been a lot different.

[Baldwin is so blind in his hatred for Republicans that he even rants against RINOs like Mike Bloomberg.]

In California, it seems as surreal as ever. Forget about education and skills and temperament and insight. Phil Angelides has no stock footage of him running from exploding trucks. He hasn't been seen dangling from helicopters, or snapping the necks of terrorists or aliens. Arnold has killed aliens with his bare hands. I suppose there are those who hope he will dispose of some other aliens as well. The California Democratic Party's ineptitude ought to be a lesson to the National Dems. They better start "casting." Casting the role of someone who, in the minds of media-drenched Americans, looks and sounds like a President.

[It sounds like YOU are auditioning for the role, Alec. Somehow I don't think Kim Basinger will be eager to play the role of the First Lady of Califonia. And now to hear from the other HUffies...

The investors: the oil men, the cluster bomb men, the rapture men, they'd rather have Osama bin Laden wipe out New York, LA and Chicago than have the Democrats take over in a month and investigate and procecute Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Ashcroft/Rice and the whole neoCon cabal they got so fat and sun-tanned on.

[A HUffie desperately in need of BDS treatment.]

I have a friend in California (San Francisco) who tells me that the Angelides campaign is all but dead on arrival. There were too many mistakes made during the campaign (according to my friend, there was too little support from the national Democrats), and in the recent Governor's debate, Arnold all but steamrolled over Angelides. So, now... my friend's been told that the Angelides campaign will shut down sometime next week, and all of the precinct workers will be let go. Needless to say, my friend's not happy about it, because he, and several others, worked tirelessly for the Angelides campaign, and he was shocked and angered to learn that the voter turnout in

[The Angelides campaign is flopping? BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

Well done again Alec. And we thought you were just a pretty face. BTW, YOU look Presidential. Just get yourself elected Governer of California, then run for President. It's easy. Reagan did it. Bush did it. You're smarter than both of them. You can raise the big bucks. Get into the Game!!!

[First Alec needs to get out of the Rubber Room.]

We need to start asking HOW MUCH money has the Bush family made off this war, how much money has the Cheney family made off this war ??? How much have the Bush's Saudi comprades made off this WAR. I WANT A NUMBER. That Number needs to be PUBLISHED on the fromt pasge off all of the Newspapers.

[YOU WANT A NUMBER? I'LL GIVE YOU A NUMBER! ZERO! That's how many operating brain cells you have.]

Remember... Remember... the 7th of November.

[Another Guy Fawkes weenie.]

This Foley is a creepy hypocrital blot on the landscape. But if he's buggered 100 pages it still barely rates as a misdemeanor on the Bush scale of criminality.

[The only one I know of who buggered pages is Gerry Studds who was "punished" for his deed by being re-elected over and over again by Democrats.]

why did boxer feinstein pelosi AND howard dean collude to foist such a clueless and unglamorous candidate on us??? I blame all of THEM. With all of Hollywood, they couldn't find a powerful goodlooking man?? The losses to the poor and working people will be profound, that's why I'm angry.

[Do they still have time to run Baldwin for governor? His raging rantings make for a great public freak show.]

IT IS THE MOMENT OF THE NEW WORLD TO COME TO ITS SENSES AND BECOME NEIGHBORS WHO HELP INSTEAD OF CRIMINALS WHO HELP THEMSELVES! DON'T JUST WITNESS THE END OF REPUBLICANISM!

BE A PART OF DESTROYING THAT BACKWARD PHILOSOPHY AND WRITING IT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AS THE PAST! ALONG WITH THE ASSYRIANS, GANGUS KAHN, NERO, NAPOLEON, HITLER, AND BUSH!

[Does this mean no civilized discourse going into the elections?]

Having sex with a page was more or less the last straw for many Americans.

[So why did they wait 11 years before throwing out the Democrats from Congress after finding out that Gerry Studds had sex with a page?]

I'll vote for Alec even if it comes out during the campaign that he's not a virgin.

[How about if it comes out during the campaign that he's not sane?]

I agree with your assessment of the future outcome for Bush and his fellow crooks. Also, good luck in your fight with Kim Basinger. No double she is being paid off by the GOP to harass you, because you surely do pose a threat to them.

[So that is why Alec abused Kim. He found out she was a Secret Rovian Agent.]

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! 2006 MID-TERM ELECTION IS THE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO GET GEORGE W.BUSH IMPEACHED. IT CANNOT BE DONE WITHOUT HAVING A DEMOCRATICALLY RUNNED CONGRESS. ONE ASPECT WE MUST BE CONSCIOUS OF IS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH IS A LAME-DUCK AND HE CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS WITH IMPUNITY. IF EVERY ONE OF US DOESN'T GET OUT THE VOTE OUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET REVENGE ON THE REPUBLICAN PLUTOCRACY WILL BE LOST IN NOVEMBER.IF WE DO NOT ACHIEVE OUR OBJECTIVE THEN WE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN VERY COMMITTED TO OUR GOAL.GOOD POST ALEX!!!

[Is that you, John Conyers?]

If Alec Baldwin runs for and wins a Senate or Rep race, I want to make application to be an intern, a page or something...pleasepleaseplease.

[According to Kim, Alec gets his kicks out of loads of sadism. Enjoy your internship!]

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"We are really afraid to get our hopes up about November aren't we?"

It is now a month away from the mid-term elections and we might as well not hold them. I mean the MSM has already declared the Democrats to be the overwhelming winners. Not a doubt about it. The reason is that Mark Foley is gay. That's it. The Democrats will win FOR SURE in November because Mark Foley is gay. See, according the Democrat and MSM hopes, the "fundies" as they are called will stay home and not vote because Mark Foley is gay thus giving the victory to the Democrats. To ensure they stay home, Lawrence O'Donnell and his Democrat buddies are also outing gay Republicans, completely oblivious to how sleazy it makes THEM look. So the Democrats are already resting on their laurels, confident in their inevitable victory. Or are they? Underneath that thin veneer of false bravado is sheer panic as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD not too confidentally titled, "We are really afraid to get our hopes up about November aren't we?" Perhaps the DUmmiecrats are starting to realize they have based their entire campaign on the fact that Mark Foley is GAY. I almost expect to hear Democrat sound trucks going down the streets broadcasting "VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE MARK FOLEY IS GAY!" It is like a political Twilight Zone with Democrat obsession over Foley drowning out all other issues like the economy or the War on Terrorism. Yes, the DUmmiecrats are forcing themselves to put on happy faces for now but underneath it all is that knawing feeling that they just might FAIL once again. So let us watch the DUmmies wrestle with their underlying electoral FEAR in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, outing Lawrence O'Donnell for being GRAY since he dyes his hair, is in the [brackets]:

We are really afraid to get our hopes up about November aren't we?

[Why be afraid? Hasn't the MSM already declared the DUmmiecrats to be the winners? So go ahead and uncork your champagne bottles. It's now time to CELEBRATE your pre-election victory!]

I keep looking for posts that give me hope about the coming election. The news stories point to a great Dem victory and I think the stories are correct. I think the mood out there is one of fear of the future that people see if the repukes remain in power. They see endless war, the end to Social Security, the vanishing of good jobs and along with it the middle class, America being hated around the world, no health care or higher education for their kids, the religious right controlling the government.

[Shall I buy you a bottle of Estrich '04 victory champagne?]

Yet we all think the repukes will steal this election. We are afraid to get our hopes up just to be dashed again like the last three elections.

[Relax. It's okay this time to kick Lucy's football. Really.]

Well I really wish that wasn't so. I am a believer in positive thinking and yes I am afraid to get my hopes up but I am more afraid of not thinking positive about the coming election. I think the right is crumbling under it's own weight. I think we give them much more credit than they deserve when it come to winning or stealing elections. I think there will be fraud and disenfranchisement but that it will not be enough to over come the will of the people to bring about a change in this country. The collective mood in the country is for change and that is the best thing we have had going for us since 2000.

[Excellent. Continue with that positive thinking. It worked in creating your own reality in which John Kerry was inaugurated as President on Jan. 20, 2005. And now to hear from your fellow "confident" DUmmies...]

After stolen elections in 2000 and 2004...I won't be surprised if November 8, 2006 at DU is filled with posts about how Republicans stole the 2006 election and stopped Democrats from gaining control of either House.

[I wouldn't be surprised to see those posts either. You might as well paste them on notepad for all-purpose post-election postings.]

I know what you mean. In sports you have to have confidence in yourself. To me the up coming elections are more like buying a lotto ticket. Until I know I've lost I can still think that I could be a winner. I will feel like shit if we loose again. But right now I really think we will win the House and possibly the Senate. I have my hopes up and am picturing in my mind Bush with a Democrat congress.

[That's the spirit! You COULD be a multi-millionaire...until the electoral lotto ticket number is announced.]

pukes are too scared to steal this one. diebold has so much attention on them this time around that everyone will be looking for signs that it was stolen. there will be madness if the Dem candidates who poll strongly are not elected... the margins are just too large this time in too many races. i think the thugs will not attempt to diebold us unless a race is very close. there will be extra observation going on at the polling stations, and more reporting of any odd diebold machine activity.

[It sure will be FUn to watch you vote on a Diebold machine. ALL your votes belong to US!]

I do think that the right has crumbled enough - and the general populace is fed up enough - for the Dems to win. What I just can't put out of my mind completely is a scenario in which the election totals are stolen through some combination of fraud anyway. A 51% retention of the House and Senate just would not be believed at this point. Just what will happen if such a scenario comes true? Civil unrest? Worse?

[Worse. A bunch of shmoes running around in the street wearing Guy Fawkes masks.]

The media likes to make it seem close.

[Wrong. Right now the media makes it seem like the Republicans shouldn't even bother to vote since the Democrats are SURE to win big because Mark Foley is gay.]

IF you vote, please, allow yourself to be interviewed and polled about your choice if someone should ask. We must not let our voice be stolen again by third party software.

[I can just picture that comedic scene. A DUmmie votes and then loudly demands that he be interviewed and polled about his choice. In all the years that I've voted I've NEVER been interviewed nor polled about my vote just after casting it. There are sure going to be a lot of frustrated DUmmies at the polling stations this November.]

I probably shouldn't post in this thread but not only do I believe that the Pukes will Diebold us again, I believe they will do it, thumb their noses at us and dare us to do something about it. And get away with it. Sorry.

[Prepare to be Diebolded again!]

Can't stop now. With every poll conducted and reported people are watching. I agree, the last two were too close and Diebold closed the gap. But this time EVERYONE is watching and aware of the coming trend. They are done with and they know it.

[Yup! We are done and we know it. So relax and enjoy that pre-election victory champagne.]

I think many repugs will not vote this year, its up to the Dems to get out the vote! Its ours to lose!

[Yes. Your "Mark Foley Is Gay" strategy is working brilliantly. The "fundies" will do just as you expect and stay home rather than vote because they will conveniently buy totally into your gimmick.]

We need to be on our toes with this one, and not have our heads so much in the clouds that they completely broadside us.

[Relax, my little DUmmie. Enjoy the pre-election victory champagne. You've already WON...according to the MSM.]

I no longer live in a democracy. why would I have my hopes up?

[Perhaps you should consider a move to North Korea where democracy blossoms.]

If the Dems don't win House and Senate in a few weeks...
...the Democrats have NO REASON to be a political party, have no reason to raise money, and will simply have to be dismantled and eliminated. THE DEMOCRATS WILL *ROUT* IN NOVEMBER, MARK MY WORDS!!!!

[I've already marked your words with tiny droplets of Estrich '04 victory champagne.]

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Leftwing Blogosphere Blaming James Carville For 2004 Defeat

While the MSM is utterly consumed by the Foleygate Scandal, they are missing out on a huge political fratricide story in which the Leftwing Blogosphere is now blaming James Carville for their 2004 election loss. You probably haven't heard about this story yet because the likes of Chris Matthews and Tim Russert are having urinations of happiness in their diapers promoting the Foley story as the way to keep the "fundies" from turning out on election day due to what the MSM think will be their gullibility in swallowing the MSM promoted message that that they will blame the actions of one pervert on all Republicans. Meanwhile a HUGE political scandal is floating around beneath their radar as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "KERRY Was NOT Going To Concede Ohio-Carville Tipped Bush Off!!!" and this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD titled, "James Carville is a raging.... asshole." Apparently, according to the Leftwingers AND Bob Woodward in his new book, John Kerry was going to challenge the Ohio votes in 2004. James Carville (according to this account) who was working in the Kerry campaign then told his wife, Mary Matalin, about the Kerry vote challenge. Matalin then informed the White House who somehow got Ohio Secretary of State, Kenneth Blackwell, to prevent this challenge. You need not buy into this story. The important thing is that the Leftwing Blogosphere now believes it and, as a result, their animosity towards Carville is HUGE. Keep in mind this animosity will affect the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign because Carville is associated with her and will likely manage such a campaign. Personally, despite my political differences with the Gollum-faced Carville, I am sort of fond of the guy. I mean, how can you not like someone who is willing to splatter egg on his own face and cover his head with a trashcan when his electoral predictions were proven wrong. On top of that, he is the spouse of Republican Mary Matalin, upon whom I still have hopes will consider my DUmmie FUnnies BOOK PROPOSAL for her conservative imprint. So let us now watch a political scandal not even noticed by the MSM unfold as the DUmmies and KOmmies blast James Carville in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who will NOT be embarrassed if Mary Matalin offers me a HUGE cash advance for his book, is in the [brackets]:

KERRY Was NOT Going To Concede Ohio-Carville Tipped Bush Off!!!

[Get ready for the Leftwing Loonies to start piling on the Ragin' Cajun!]

Did Carville Tip Bush Off to Kerry Strategy (Woodward)
By M.J. Rosenberg bio

I just came across a troubling incident that Bob Woodward reports in his new book. Very troubling.

On page 344, Woodward describes the doings at the White House in the early morning hours of Wednesday, the day after the '04 election.

[If Woodward wrote it then it MUST be true!]

Apparently, Kerry had decided not to concede. There were 250,000 outstanding ballots in Ohio.

[John Kerry had your back according to his flack.]

So Kerry decides to fight. In fact, he considers going to Ohio to camp out with his voters until there is a recount. This is the last thing the White House needs, especially after Florida 2000.

[Would he have worn his Elmer Fudd hunting outfit while camping out?]

So what happened?
James Carville gets on the phone with his wife, Mary Matalin, who is at the White House with Bush.

["Honey, I'll be late for dinner. I have to camp out in a tent in Ohio with Mama T's Boy Toy."]

"Carville told her he had some inside news. The Kerry campaign was going to challenge the provisional ballots in Ohio -- perhaps up to 250,000 of them. 'I don't agree with it, Carville said. I'm just telling you that's what they're talking about.'

[HE BETRAYED US!!!]

"Matalin went to Cheney to report...You better tell the President Cheney told her."

[President Bush always likes a good laugh.]

more at:
http://www.tpmcafe.com/blog........

because so many of you are asking what happened next:

-kpete: Matalin tells Bush - They send an SOS to Blackwell (who is IN CHARGE of Ohio Elections) The rest is history....

[And then Ken Blackwell just snapped his fingers and kept John Kerry from being inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2005. Let us now hear from the rest of then DUmmies ENRAGED at James Carville for speaking to his wife...]

If true, Carville should be tarred and feathered and run out of the country. He was more interested in helping his wife and the repubs than standing up and doing what was right by keeping his f*cking mouth shut. I'm one of those who've been saying that Carville's a fraud, hasn't been worth a shit since the election of Bill Clinton. People here are impressed because he's good with a come back. Well folks, they ain't that good. And he is NO ASSET to the democratic party.

[James Carville is a Secret Rovian Agent.]

Sleeping with the enemy.... what more needs to be known?

[Democrats and Republicans should be forbidden from marrying each other.]

Yeah, and if Carville tipped off the Republicans then he's complicit. Carville should clarify if this actually happened or not.

[Step into the DUmmie confession booth, James.]

It might be a matter for civil court...
To the extent that Carville has taken money from liberal and Democratic clients, the fact that he divulged confidential information to a competitor could be grounds for a lawsuit.

[That should make for an interesting Judge Judy episode.]

maybe they needed the money from her WH job?
maybe they both somewhat wanted Bush to win because they couldn't afford to lose her job was at the Whitehouse. It's not just a matter for the Nation, it's also a matter of household finances.

[Yeah. Mary only had a hamburger flipper job to turn to if she lost her White House gig. (Just kidding, Mary. Heh! Heh! Remember my book proposal.)]

You lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas

[And Gollums.]

So HOW did this STOP KERRY from making sure all votes were counted??? Nobody was holding a gun to Kerry's head! He still should've stood & fought. We all had been waiting 4 years to challenge the next fraudulent election, remember? Even when the Greens posed a legal challenge to all the crap that went on, and when John Conyers conducted his investigation and wrote his What Went Wrong in Ohio report, Kerry STILL remained silent (doo te doo te doo......I'm not saying anything, I'm preserving my future electability.....). Where the hell was Kerry then? WHERE WAS JOHN????? And he still had $15 million in the bank! That's money you and I contributed to make sure he'd go all the way. Sorry, I'm not buying this. Even John Edwards was pissed as hell that Kerry caved too soon. I think Kerry's NOW trying to revisit history because he realizes he missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and he lost the chance to be president once and for all. I can't imagine he'll ever get the Dem nod ever again. I wouldn't trust him with it anyway. He's cashed his check, in more ways than one.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity! Of course, why doesn't someone in the news media simply ASK Kerry about this story if they could break away for a few moments from their Foley fixation?]

Screw Carville! He's not one of us anymore. I'd go upside his head tonight if I was the violent type.

[Spaketh a non-violent DUmmie.]

Carville is like Morris--He's a sleazeball and f*ck him he's had his day. He and top Repub wifie like to play Machiavelli.
Why anyone has ever trusted him as a Democrat is beyond me.

[Sanity is also beyond you.]

That son of a bitch took it upon himself to decide the fate of a f*cking country. In my book he is no longer a Democrat! GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! There is however a missing piece, why did Kerry decide to do it?

[Ski season on the slopes of Davos.]

Carville most definitely did not want Kerry to win.
Disgraceful. And not real thrilled with Libby's defense fund shindig being held Chez Carville/Matalin either.

[How was the finger food at the Libby defense fund shindig at Chez Carville/Matalin? I'm crazy about crab cakes!]

We have to know what triggered Kerry's concession so quickly after the election..

[Um...could it be that he LOST?]

There is a dot missing between the SOS to Blackwell and Kerry conceding. What am I not getting?

[A connection to reality.]

Carville and the Clintonstas did not want Kerry to win because they wanted Hillary to run in 08. What is it that people do not understand in there? Why do you think he talked to his wife? What I do not understand is that people here still trust Carville and Begala. All he has achieved in a presidential election was 42 %. Even Schrum did better twice.

[Shrum still has YET to win a presidential election for his clients. And now to hear from the KOmmies...]

James Carville is a raging.... asshole

[It looks like you KOmmies are having a contest with the DUmmies over who hates Carville more.]

I knew something was wrong with this guy when he started to bash Dean during the primaries.

[YEEEEEEEEAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!]

God...what some men won't do to keep the romance in their lives. Most of us don't need to resort handing the election to the AntiChrist, however. Prick!

[The Ladies Home Journal recommends that men hand the elections over to the candidates their wives support to keep their marriages happy.]

I really think he just wants Democrats to lose. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find he's just a plant.

[A Perfect Rovian Plant.]

I've been long convinced that everything Carville, Begala, and the Clinton wing have done since before the 2000 election has been to serve Hillary's ambitions to the presidency. And that ambition has been best served by having Bush in the WH for 8 years.

[Sorry but I already gave away my DUFU thread quota of Kewpie dolls.]

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Demented Democrats De-Foley-ating

Allow me to introduce to you a new word---"De-Foley-ating." De-Foley-ating, inspired by the Mark Foley page scandal, is what happens when the Democrats, worried that the scandal is waning, decided to coarsen the political discourse even more by outing gay Republicans. This dirty politics technique of of outing Republicans is what can be call de-Foley-ating. Of course, if the Repbublicans had attempted such a dirty trick, there would be a tidal wave of OUTRAGE in the media but since it is the Democracrats performing the de-Foley-ation, only the chirping of crickets can be heard from the MSM. One of the chief proponents of de-Foley-ation is Lawrence "bulging neck veins" O'Donnell. Now a normal person would try to hide his part in being a political smearmeister. Not O'Donnell. He actually revels in it as you can see in his HUffington Post BLOG titled, "Closeted Gay Republicans and a Party in Political Free-Fall." Sorry, Larry, but the only thing here in a free-fall is your sanity. See, you and your fellow Democrats think that the typical Republican is an uneducating fundamentalist hick who will be so OUTRAGED by the Republicans you have outed that they will desert the party in droves. Sorry, but the 2004 de-Foley-ation attempt failed miserably when both Kerry and Edwards went out of the way to mention loudly that Dick Cheneys daughter was gay. However, the Democrats never learn. They will attempt a mass de-Foley-ation this year only to find that the ones they have smeared are themselves. So let us now watch Lawrence O'Donnell and the HUffington Post HUffies work their neck veins into an extreme bulge in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping not to be de-Foley-ated by Larry if he finds out that I wear a suspiciously metrosexual waist pack at all times, is in the [brackets]:

Closeted Gay Republicans and a Party in Political Free-Fall."

[I sure hope they don't crash into your sanity on the way down, Larry.]

The LA Times has outed Kirk Fordham today. He will not be the last closeted gay Republican outed by this scandal.

[O'Donnell is drooling at the prospect of more de-Foley-ations to come.]

Today's NY Times has a chart that outlines the "key communications" in the House of Representatives about Mark Foley's inappropriate contact with pages. More than one of the names in the chart, which includes Kirk Fordham, are rumored to be closeted gay Republicans who have been working at the highest levels of the Republican leadership.

[Larry loves to de-Foley-ate in public.]

They have been looking at their names in print for the last couple of days and no doubt fearing for their futures in a Party that is in political free-fall.

[One can picture O'Donnell here closing his eyes tight and wishing real hard: "Please make the Republicans go into a political free-fall! If I say it enough times maybe it will actually happen. Oh, pretty please!"]

Are ambitious closeted gay Republican officials, the most reliable people Speaker Hastert could have delegated the Foley problem to last year? Obviously not. Heat on a closeted gay Republican in the House is heat on all closeted gay Republicans in the House. The most innocent Foley emails were enough to worry the parents of the recipient. They were enough to worry the closeted gay Republicans too. But the closeted gay Republicans were perfectly positioned in the House to make the problem disappear.

[Gay bashing is perfectly acceptable if the gays being bashed are the EVIL Republicans.]

Now two Republican staffers are locked in a credibility contest: it's Kirk Fordham v. Scott Palmer, Hastert's chief of staff. Palmer flatly denies that Fordham warned him about Foley. Hastert's political life depends entirely on Scott Palmer's credibility. I can't find anyone in Washington who knows Palmer who thinks his credibility can survive this test.

[I can't find anybody outside Washington who even knows who the hell Scott Palmer is.]

It's no accident that the first call for Hastert's resignation came from Tony Blankley, Newt Gingrich's former press secretary. Tony knows that the scandal cannot die as long as Hastert and his staff are still in the building.

[We already know your sanity died long ago, Larry.]

The Republican base--the Evangelical get-out-the-vote troops--are going to be devastated when they discover how many closeted gay Republicans were involved in policing Mark Foley in the House of Representatives. Republican House members know this. That's why momentum is building for a very quick House cleaning and a new Speaker by next week.

[Yeah, and the "fundies" will exactly follow your dirty de-Foley-ation game plan like the good little ignoramuses you consider them to be. And now that Neck Bulge is done de-Foley-ating, let us hear from the rest of the HUffies...]

Before I continue, have you issued a public apaology yet to Karl Rove and the VP accusing them of being criminals and traitors regarding the Plame incident? A journalist such as yourself who is interested in maintaining his credibility would issue such a correction as soon as the special prosecutor said there would be no indictment, and certainly once Armitage came out and said he was the source!

[Don't expect any apologies. Mr. Chip-On-The-Shoulder is always right even when he is wrong.]

We on the right generally don't care if a Republican is gay. We believe it is his or her own business. What does disgust us is hacks like you outing people as you see fit, and expecting that you'll turn us off from voting. Get back to yelling "Creepy liar!!" instead of "Creepy closeted gay republican!!"

[Which is creepier? Mark Foley's sicko IMs or Lawrence O'Donnell's filthy de-Foley-ations?]

It is in the political interests of the Democrats to keep this story ALIVE until after the elections. Please ignore the calls from Republicans to the contrary!

[It is in the political interests of the Democrats to fight dirty until after the elections.]

My guess is that the Evangelicals will not display anything that approaches the bigotry that you exhibit.

[O'Donnell considers them to be just a bunch of easily manipulated ignorant yahoos.]

O'Donnell is always wrong.. The left should be worried now that good ole larry has opened his big mouth

[And had his insane rantings preserved for posterity in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

The potential for a wedge to be driven between the Republican leadership and its fundementalist base is the ten thousand pound elephant sitting in the corner, that all the Repub talking heads are pretending doesn't exist even as it scares the living hell out of them. Remember the faux outrage over Kerry's "outing" of Cheney's lesbian daughter? It was as though Kerry were trying to say "Look folks, the Cheney's have a gay daughter who they haven't burned at the stake or even disowned. Maybe, just maybe, the leadership of the Republican party only panders to your beliefs and doesn't really share them." The Republicans are terrified of that message, and they should be.

[Yeah, that 2004 de-Foley-ation attempt worked so well in defeating Bush that we are now quaking in our boots at the prospect of an encore.]

The Republican party is chucked-full of closet homosexuals, drag queens and drug/alcohol abusers...which explains why the republican party is so adamant AGAINST gays in the military and gay marriage - the republicans want gay people on US soil and unmarried, so the pickings aren't so slim... as evidenced by republican congressmen cruising truck stops and 16 year old congressional pages for beef injections.

[Is that you, Jason Leopold?]

Name names. Why are their private lives being protected when they are perfectly willing to destroy others lives with the policies they craft.

[Such as the policy of de-Foley-ation?]

I hate this thread, just hate it. Where is the f*cking proof? There isn't any. Just rumor and inuendo. Par for the corse for Lawrence O'Donnel by the way. He is so anti-republican that he doesn't mind being anti-gay in order to hurt some republican politically. Outing gays is just wrong. Rumor mongering about it for political gain is just wrong too.

[For O'Donnell, the ends justifies the means.]

Didn't Lawrence "The Brain" O'Donnell predict that the United States of America would elect someone like John Kerry as president? Didn't Lawrence "The Brain" O'Donnell predict that "Karl Rove" would be "indicted" for "revealing" the "identity" of the irrelevant one-time federal bureaucrat Valerie Plame, wife of the thoroughly discredited one-time worthless "Ambassador" to Gabon Joe Wilson? Didn't Lawrence "The Brain" O'Donnell predict that Joe Lieberman would abandon his campaign for the U.S. Senate?

[O'Donnell has a Bob Shrum track record.]

The height of life's irony for Dennis Hastert to have to resign the speakership and probably his congressional seat altogether, in order to save the identities of the homosexual Republicans in Congress.

[A DUmmiecrat admits to blackmail.]

You think this will lead to bushco's coming out of the closet? Dream on. He'll throw them all to the wolves to salvage his own war-whoring ass. Puppet Bosche is Nazi spawn, no doubt about it.

[No doubt about it...we do need to double your lithium dosage.]

Republican hatred for reality causes weak-minded individuals to join it's party, pony up hundreds of thousands of dollars for their non-existent morals, and duped thousands of gay people to shoehorn themselves into their contorted political positions. I, for one, would much rather contort myself for hot gay sex and live to tell about it.

[Is that you, benburch?]

The Republican Party is fast losing whatever shred of respectability it has left.

[Maybe they could regain that respectablity by outing gays like O'Donnell is doing.]

There's George Jr's good buddy Vladimir in Russia. He has access to a KGB file from 1984. This file contains a report of one of Jr's youthful indiscretions, a weekend in a motel in Colorado with a gay friend. This might explain a few odd activities recently, like a kid-gloves approach to Russia and gay-bashing as a political principle, sort of a preemptive strike. I don't know if the file is accurate, but it is a fact that they let a Pravda reporter look at it and it was reported in that newspaper last year. You can look it up.

[We can look it up in your FUnnie Farm library.]

This is an issue about PEDOPHILIA people---not who is gay in congress!!!! I am a liberal, democratic, gay woman and I am angry that ANYone, especially our supposedly progressive politicos like Larry here try to make the issue one of whether one is gay or not.

[And this HUffie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Hoo Boy! Nothing brings out the crazy wingnuts like a gay sex scandal! You can practically hear the sonic boom of their heads exploding.

[Hoo Boy! It will be FUn to watch your head explode when find out that your de-Foley-ation plan doesn't work.]

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The Infamous Original Daily Kos Foley Thread

The mantra among the liberals is that the Mark Foley scandal is strictly a Republican problem. Unlike Democrat Congressman Gerry Studds who actually had sex with a page and was re-elected to office several times without a single Democrat demanding that he resign, Foley was forced to resign from office the moment his sicko IM messages became known. However, that was not enough for Democrats. Now they want to know why the Republican House leadership didn't do something earlier when they found out about Foley's messages. See, what the Democrats are doing is trying to confuse the low key e-mails that Foley sent to the pages that sound creepy primarily in retrospect with the IM messages that are flat out sick. Of course, Foley did resign when those IM messages became known. However, it is now becoming more and more apparent that the Democrats not only knew about the relatively innocuous e-mails but the sick IM messages as well. So why wasn't Foley reported on immediately? Timing. They had to wait for their October surprise. Foley resigning during the summer wouldn't do them much good. Better for them to spring the Foley IM messages (via the media) weeks before the November elections in an attempt to affect it. So is this all just idle speculation on the part of your humble correspondent? No. We have SOLID proof in the form of this Daily Kos THREAD (hat tip: Radar Online) titled, "Congressman Mark Foley Emails to Intern" posted by "WHInternNow" which linked to Stop Sex Predators. One thing we can be sure of is that WHInternNow is no White House intern. The key to his political leanings can be gathered in that just a few minutes after making his September 24 post (remember, this is still 5 days before the Foley scandal broke in the news), he posted the information from the same day's edition of the Stop Sex Predators blog in the Daily Kos. Most likely WHInternNow and the author of the Stop Sex Predators blog are one and the same. When the identity of the author of that blog and WHInternNow (probably one and the same) become known a lot of the Foleygate scandal coverup by Democrats (covered up until they could spring their October Surprise) will begin to unravel. I think it is a fair guess that the author of Stop Sex Predators is NOT a Republican. This operation has all the earmarks of a Democrat MO and I can assure you that the blog author was privy to inside information made available to him since he jumped the gun on revealing the Foleygate scandal before ABC's Brian Ross provided that service several days later. It is this error on the part of the author of Stop Sex Predators that will lead us to the TRUE perpetrators of the Foleygate coverup. So let us now watch the the beginnings of Foleygate unraveling on the Daily Kos in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how a mere blog author could get all this inside information on his own, is in the [brackets]:

Congressman Mark Foley Emails to Intern

[Posted by WHInternNow on September 24 at 11:25 AM PDT just minutes after this Stop Sex Predators EDITION was posted.]


by WHInternNow

Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 11:25:31 AM PDT

I have been reading with interest the various discussions with regard to Congressman Mark Foley. I am a White House Intern and have been in personal contact with Congressman Foley on numerous occasions.

[Yeah. You're a White House intern who oh so conveniently identified yourself. More likely you are a DNC intern. Continue...]

Today I Googled Congressman Foley and came upon this website:

[Not a good idea for interns to Google Foley but continue...]

http://www.stopsexpredators.blogspot.com/

I was just shocked by what I found. I am especially upset by the dismissive attitudes I found on the web from those who know about Congressman Foley's bad behavior in Washington. I'm sure his conservative base in Florida would not approve of him sending these suggestive and leading emails to underage interns.

[Already setting it up so the "conservative base" will react in anger. It's ALL about politics. And HOW did that Stop Sex Predators site get those PHONY e-mails prior to the Foleygate scandal breaking 5 days later. I say PHONY because the e-mails that have been revealed include none of what was published later. This has all the appearances to a frustrated leftwing operative trying to kickstart the Foleygate scandal. Too bad he didn't have the patience to allow it to play out more naturally a few days later because now the author of the Stop Sex Predators blog has pointed a big arrow at himself. And now to get the reactions from the Daily Kos KOmmies to this premature revelation by WHInternNow.]

I hope you enjoyed your time being a White House intern if you are indeed one. For first of all I don't think that they would appreciate you posting negative information about Mark Foley, who is a Republican supportive of Bush. Also they might be tracking your IP to find out who you are and what computer you posted on.

[That is exactly what WHInternNow is worried about right now. Here is what I suspect is WHInternNow's posting on the October 4 EDITION of Stop Sex Predators:]

Hello Folks. Maybe I'm not so happy that so many people are coming to this blog site.

[Getting nervous about being tracked down, eh? Continue...]

I'm not interested in media interviews. Thank you for your interest, but if you were doing your job to begin with, Mark Foley would have been exposed a long time ago. Instead of wanting to do a story about this blog, how about covering the fact that the media sat on this story for over a year. You're as bad as the Congressional Leadership that covered for Foley.

[How about covering the fact that the Democrats sat on this story...until this story could be sprung as an October surprise. Unfortunately for them, you impatiently jumped the gun by a few days. Continue...]

...I am not Karl Rove, Mark Foley, or John Boehner. I am not employed in Democratic politics. I am not 'funded' by George Soros. I'm nobody that anybody should care about. So, please, go about your day as if I don't exist. If you have something that needs to be posted on this site, please let me know.

[Please, please don't investigate into who I am. I am just an anonymous truck driver in Nebraska who just so happened to find Foley revelations long before it hit the news. Please just go away. I'm sorry I jumped the gun on my Foley revelations but I got impatient for the October Surprise. Please forget that I somehow had the heads up on this scandal. Throw it down the Memory Hole. WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! And now back to the Daily Kos...]

hmmm let me see. First signed on with Kos in September 06 - has not made one comment to anyone;s diary

[Good research on WHInternNow my KOmmie friend. So now we know that WHInternNow was getting ready way back at the beginning of September to make his premature Foley post if he needed to. Too bad he was too impatient to wait a few days and let Brian Ross do his job for him.]

but what's the point here? Do you perceive a hidden agenda?
And I checked the diarist's history before I posted my question. If I disagreed - if I thought I had a basis to disagree, I'd have removed the tag. I just feel like I'm missing something here.

[You are right. WHInternNow did have the hidden agenda of jumpstarting the Foleygate scandal. If only he had waited a few days, things wouldn't be unravelling as they are now.]

This diary makes an accusation... a serious accusation, but provides no evidence to back it up. (except for that silly blogspot link that is probably his/hers) That's why it is a troll diary

[And this KOmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having the mental clarity to realize that WHInternNow and the author of Stop Sex Predators are probably one and the same.]

This is one of the reasons being a whistle-blower is so difficult. Even those with an interest in your information and the ability to do something with it are prone to treat you like dirt. It's very frustrating.

[You will treat WHInternNow worse than dirt when you find out that his premature posting in KOmmieland is what leads to the unravelling of the Foleygate October Surprise scheme.]

seems you were right and no one listened if you or anyone you know ever wants to break a story here again, try to provide some more evidence or at least hint about where we might find it. We are sensitive about anything that looks like a rumor coming back to bit us in the butt.

[Posted a KOmmie within hours after the Foleygate scandal finally broke in the news on September 29. Of course, HOW did WHInternNow happen to have this information long before the scandal made the news? I can assure you that WHInternNow is no mere anonymous poster without an agenda. The identity of WHInternNow is the KEY to the unravelling of the Foleygate October Surprise coverup.]

could you let us all know what you knew and when?

[Good question for the FBI to ask WHInternNow when they finally track him down.]

So the Republicans knew all about this. So this scandal will metastasize. I get it.

[So WHInternNow knew all about this. So this scandal will metastasize. I get it.]

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Grandstanding Pitt Claims He Knew Foley Molester

It was only a matter of time before William Rivers Pitt could no longer constrain himself and make the Mark Foley scandal about HIM. See, it turns out that Foley was born in Newton, MA where Pitt attended school as well as taught before leaving abruptly. Unfortunately for Pitt, Foley left Newton for Florida at the age of three so he could not have been in high school in Newton at the time of the alleged molestation. However, facts never stood in the way of making a story revolve around Pitt according to Pitt as you can see in his THREAD egotistically titled, "I think I know the name of the priest who molested Foley." So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt once again try to make himself important in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Pitt will also remember the name of one or more of his former Newton students, is in the [brackets]:

I think I know the name of the priest who molested Foley

[TEMPORARY SOCKPUPPET?]

& I am going to ask this be deleted. Foley moved out of Newton when he was three. Thanks for the info.&

[Added exactly 15 minutes after Pitt made a grandstanding fool of himself...again. Thanx Skinner for NOT deleting this Pittiful post so we can have the opportunity to once again laugh at Pitt's self-serving antics.]

If it is true.

[Which it's not which you could have found out if you had just searched for Foley's name on Wikipedia.]

Foley grew up in Newton. So did I.

[So did Temporary Sockpuppet.]

I went to CCD class at Our Lady's parish. My CCD teacher was a priest named Paul Shanley.

[Obviously Pitt has fond(le) memories of his school daze.]

You might know the name. He turned out to be the most astonishing predator in the entire Catholic pedophile scandal.

[A school predator in Newton? Who'd a guessed it?]

No, he never messed with me.

[You were too ugly.]

But if this Foley accusation is true, I'd bet my bottom dollar that it was Shanley who did it.

[You lost both your bottom and your dollar. And now to hear from the other DUmmies...]

You knew Paul Shanley? Creepy!

[I think they bonded.]

It must make your skin crawl. .

[That pic of Pitt kissing another male DUmmie makes my skin crawl.]

Or, is it possible that he is just using the Shanley incident because it fits the timeline he needs?

[It fits in the timeline that Pitt needs.]

WILL!!! Can't be Shanley, Foley moved to FL at 3yrs old it happend in FL

[Will can't be bothered doing minimal research.]

First he blamed it on alcohol now he says he molested as young boy.....sounds like nothing but excuses from a member of the party that refuses to accept responsibility for anything they have done. It's just another attempt to shift the blame.

[That seems to be a pattern among former Newtonians.]

On Chris Matthews show they said he went to school in Florida. I am thinking Chris said that he went to Junior high school at Cardinal Gibbons, but not sure.

[Hey! I know that school! Not far from me and I watched a baseball game there once.]

I'm inclined to think it's BS too, but I don't care if it is true, it doesn't excuse Foley.

[It doesn't excuse Pitt either.]

It's just too convenient, selfserving and obvious.

[Are you referring to Foley or Pitt?]

o jesus, please shut your hole. and I say that in a good way.

[LOL! A DUmmie talks back to Pitt in a way that can have several interesting meanings.]

He's ethnic Polish-American and raised Roman Catholic.

["Foley" is a common Polish name.]

Well, you blew it. You could have used this to get away with some things in the future.

[More backtalk towards Pitt.]

What the f*ck does that mean? Did you see the retraction in the OP?

[Angrily responds Pitt as he prepares to sing "Self-Retracted Evening."]

I googled Paul Shanley

[I hope you googled him in the privacy of your room.]

It seems like he wanted a do-over on the sympathy play.

[Foley or Pitt wanting to do a do-over May 12 Rove indictment prediction?]

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"This is Rove's 'Night of the Long Knives'"

As soon as I heard Mark Foley's named mentioned on the news when I turned on the radio last Friday, I knew in general what the story would involve before even hearing the report. You see, Foley's proclivities were no mystery to me. I've known about them ever since I first saw Mark Foley on the tube back when he was first elected to Congress in 1994 because my metrosexual waist pack (about which the vicious rightwing Freepers at the Free Republic never cease giving me grief), which has highly developed powers of gaydar, started glowing brightly whenever he appeared on tube. Also Foley dropped out of the 2004 Senate race from Florida because of rumors about him. Of course, if Foley had been a Democrat, he would have been lauded and re-elected as happened to Congressman Gerry Studds when he was caught having sexual relations with a congressional male page. However, not only has Foley resigned in disgrace but for a brief time the DUmmiecrats hailed this scandal as meaning that the Republcans would LOSE the House in the elections this November. I guess the news recently has been so demoralizing for them they are willing to grasp at any straw to seek some sort of hope. However, over the weekend, depressing reality began to set in once again and the DUmmiecrats have resumed their usual gloom and doom of late. In fact, many now see this Foley scandal as being part of a Vast Rovian Plot as you can see in this THREAD titled, "This is Rove's 'Night of the Long Knives'." This is in reference to Hitler's power play liquidation of S.A. head, Ernst Roehm and many of his associates in June 1934 using the fact they were of the homosexual persuasion as the excuse for the purge. BTW, a little known fact about Ernst Roehm is that for six years, from 1925 to 1931, he served as a big adviser to the military in Bolivia. In fact he claimed to have "buggered" every officer cadet in the Bolivian army during that period. Almost nothing is known about Roehm's "service" in Bolivia so this might make for an interesting topic for an historian out there to look into although I have a feeling that officials in Bolivia won't be very helpful in providing information, especially if they are relatives of one or more of those Buggered Bolivians... As usual, the tinfoil hat postulations by the DUmmies about Vast Rovian Conspiracies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking about buying an extra-large waist pack this week, is in the [brackets]:

This is Rove's "Night of the Long Knives"

[Which he dreamt up on the night that the Third American Empire was born when jubilant American nationalists screamed "USA! USA! USA!" when the United States won an Olympic hockey game against the Soviets in 1980.]

All the closet perverts that the GOP have been using have finally given Bush what he wanted: dictatorial power. He doesn't need them any more. So as Hitler wiped out the SA (brownshirts) which was full of homosexuals, Rove will wipe out the closet gays (unless they are real players in the inner circle).

[This is what is known as a stretched analogy. Verrrrry strrrrreeeeetched.]

Bush will say he is shocked and prosecute them all. The fundamentalists will buy this lie, and see Bush rooting out the dreaded queers. They will miss the fact that the dreaded queers are all REPUBLICANS. (If they can buy that John Kerry isn't a war hero, then they can buy that the GOP were decieved by these sneaky queers. No problem in Bizarro world. Just turn on the media machine.)

[Speaking of Bizarro world...]

I just can't be a coincidence theorists on this.

[True. You can't be a coincidence theorist on this. You MUST be a tinfoil hat theorist on this.]

It's not a coincidence that the story broke the day after Bush got dictatorial power.

[That nobody but the DUmmies noticed when the Detainee Interrogation bill passed.]

Its not a coincidence that Foley's Democratic opponent is a recent "convert" from the GOP, who just happens to be a screaming fundie.

[A friend of mine has a warbling canary so I think he would like to add a screaming fundie to his collection.]

Its not a coincidence that all the potential victims are second-rate hacks, like Hastert and Boenner. The powers that be are just cleaning house.

[Hastert and Boehner are "second rate hacks?" Now I know you are stretching.]

I predict that Newt Gingrich will be speaker of the house again.

[I predict that Mike Tyson will become a model for Abercrombie & Fitch.]

This is getting rid of the street thugs who got the dictator into power. The hard-core fundamentalists are hanging onto power. They finally will be able to draw blood. It doesn't matter that it is GOP blood, because it will allow them to pass even stricter laws against sexual conduct.

[Will it become illegal for me to rub Petra Verkaik in my dreams?]

It is politically brilliant. His fundie followers will swallow any koolaid to keep believing in Godly George.

[I already picked up a few tacky Godly George candles at the Dollar Store.]

The Democrats should stay on the topic of dictatorial power and the mess in Iraq. They can point out the total hypocrisy of the GOP on sex, but they should leave the press to do the work on this.

[Katie Couric was practically glowing with joy when she reported the Foley scandal on Friday. And now on to the equally bizarre comments from the other DUmmies...]

I think the Foley situation was a major F-up, though, by the Repubs, and nothing more. Boehner and Hastert never got their stories straight before talking to the press, which means Rove didn't have time to coach them.

[ALL is perfectly pre-planned by the Mighty Rove.]

Isn't bush's shadow government still in place? The one he formed after 9/11 to replace everybody in Congress "in a worse-cased scenario"? That may be a candidate pool for them. Bushco could throw out 100 GOP Congressmen pre-election, tell their voters to "vote for the R on the ballot even though he resigned" and "we'll replace him with an EVEN BETTER candidate once the party wins." Then, they stack Congress with bush sychophants who will make the do-nothing Congress look like a civil rights rally. Don't forget - Rove has the down-n-dirty on everybody in Congress. They could threaten them easily: "either resign NOW with the excuse that you were negligent in policing Foley, or we'll let the world know about your trysts with those kids in the Dominican Republic." What RW fuck wouldn't take that deal? Could happen.

[Yeah, just like the draft COULD happen as MTV kept repeating just before the 2004 election.]

they've already started in on Barney Frank

[I heard those EVIL Republicans are spreading the vicious rumor that Barney Frank's boyfriend is running a male prostitution ring from Barney's house.]

I still want the fundie organizations to speak up about Foley
or give them your comments. They need to have enough guts to take a stand. Force them to do so.

[Force the Fundies to do so for no discernable purpose.]

Jumping into the Foley frenzy will just reinforce the total lack of awareness that our government has been overthrown.

[Overthown last Thursday when Bush assumed dictatorial powers in the Alternate Reality.]

I think you're on to something where the core Evangelicals
will clean house of the degenerate debris and like you said about Newt...they will attempt to recycle him back as a player.

[What's with this Gingrich fixation? Well, never mind. At least it is FUnnie!]

That Karl. Is there anything he can't do?

[He can't sew and cha-cha dance at the same time.]

Can the repubs put just anybody they want to in Foley`s seat?? This could get very interesting. Isn`t Jeb out of work as of January??

[Li'l Beaver is available.]

How soon we forget Hastert's maneuver in illegally seating Bilbray... he basically gave the Speaker the dictatorial power to appoint anyone he wants, regardless of election results. Another service rendered on the way to the chopping block.

[It is now somehow illegal to seat the candidate who gets the most votes.]

No I think the Foley case has other origins. Don't know what, but such a scandal is the last thing the GOP needs right now.

[It will have as much impact as the Abramoff "scandal" which everybody has pretty much forgotten by now if they ever even remembered it in the first place.]

Strange that you say long knives. Could the penis measuring revalations be a kind of coded signal to the "insiders" on how the plan for full spectum world domination is moving along..? weird.The coincidence in the archetypal stuff.

[When you hear Dick Cheney say the secret code word, "John Holmes" on TV, that is the signal for the "insiders" to strike at once for world domination.]

This story will fade as all the other scandals have done.
Something else will take it's place in a week. This is a temporary injury to the RWing. Most of the RWing stalwarts will view this a freak aberration and an anti-Gay issue. The Gannon/Guckert scandal is ancient history now. The RWing religio Zealots mostly ignored that. Americans seem almost shock proof after all the shocking events of the past five years.

[Ah yes. Although almost completely forgotten now, there was a two week period of complete jubilation in the Spring of 2005 in DUmmieland because they were under the delusion that the Jeff Cannon "scandal" would bring down the the entire Bush Regime. Among the most laughable of the notions put forward then was that Jeff Gannon would be arrested for being gay and then forced to talk as part of a plea bargain. Oh, and the FUndies were also supposed to be so outraged by Gannon that they would remove Bush from the White House. This all sounds crazy now but guess what? It sounded just as crazy then.]

The actual situationbe somewhat out of control, but they have almost total control of the media. They have called black white before and gotten away with it. As they say, reality doesn't matter - we create reality.

[Much in the same way that the DUmmies created their own reality of Kerry being inaugurated as president on Jan. 20, 2005.]

I think that children are involved in this one
will give it legs. Soccer moms won't like the idea of their boys (or boys the same age of their boys at home) being schtumped by old men and that there was tacit longstanding agreement among the old men that it was 'ok' and a rite of passage for working in DC.

[So will the DUmmiecrats now finally agree that it is probably NOT a good idea to have gays as scoutmasters? Somehow I don't think that will happen.]

Wasn't there an Abramoff connected hookergate as well?

[No. You're probably confusing it with 9/11 being plotted aboard a casino boat owned by Abramoff.]

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