Tuesday, October 31, 2006

"GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!"




The closer we get to the election, the LOONIER the DUmmies are acting. They can't help themselves. At this rate, they will be wearing strait jackets on Election Day, November 8. One symptom of this looniness can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!" Yes, they are now absolutely convinced that the election is being stolen from them in plain sight. So let us now watch the DUmmies go completely off the electoral edge in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking a break from pre-programming the Diebold machines, is in the [brackets]:




GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!




[Why wait until Nov. 8?]




Democratic votes are flipping to the REPUKEs in AT LEAST FOUR STATES NOW:




[ONLY four states?]




Just as I expected - at least NOW our eyes are wide open




[Watch us steal your votes in plain sight.]




The screen may say you voted D. The printout may say you voted D. But the vapor vote could say you voted R and there would be no way of knowing unless meaningful audits were in place (which they are not).




[Verifiable vapor trails!]




Like I said - it can say that it is correct, print that it's correct, but that doesn't mean that the vote will be counted correctly - Mark D, Print D, but the vote, with no way to see it, is cast as R. Without the printed receipts being meanifully audited, you'd never know.




[Would it help if you voted while listening to Veronica Lake sing, "Now You See It, Now You Don't?"]




Rove polled all his guys to be sure the hack was installed in the software. They all said "Yezzer"




[Actually they all said, "Yes Master!"]




Take pictures (cell phone cameras). There's no law against it (I assume), so I think everyone who has to use one of the touch-screen voting machines should have their cell phone cameras out (if they have one) and taking a picture of the screen as they cast their vote. Even better if your phone is one of those capable of taking short movies. If something fishy happens, save the file, date them, and send them out. Take pictures of the election workers and officials at the polling place while you're at it.




[And don't forget to make a short movie of yourself being handcuffed just outside the voting booth.]




damn...I wish I had thought about that when I voted on Sat. Great idea. Even if it isn't 'legal' it proves the point.




[Don't let the fact that it is illegal stop you.]




is everybody ready. Is everybody ready to strike or march? It looks like we are getting a full week's notice. Let's get things in place to act on Nov 7 and 8, 9, 10......




[Pack up your orange diapers.]




you'd think they'd use a little bit of discretion, and use something at the end of the tabulation software, and not openly show their suckage of votes.




[That's because we love to mess with DUmmiecrat minds.]




Although, having no one questioning them in the past, maybe they like to have people see their scamming openly and hurtfully.




[It makes it so much more FUn!]




What is ANYONE going to do about it if they steal it? Tip over the voting machines? Riot? March on D.C.? If you did any of those things you'll all be labeled violent criminals if not enemy combatants (at which point you'll be whisked away). And that isn't a way to do it at any rate. But the right way to do it is not working. The Republican party is IN POLITICAL SHAMBLES already. They HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE by OPENLY STEALING IT. Nobody has stopped them yet. And if they win, there will be no stopping them.




[I think the poll workers are going to need a tranquillizer dart gun to use on you when you vote on Nov. 8.]




The second this happens, it should be treated as a crime scene. Cordon off the machine, impound it, and examine it forensically to see what's going on with the software.




[Bring plenty of yellow police tape with you when you vote on Nov. 8. Then dust down all voting machines for fingerprints and take DNA samples.]




If I ever experience anything like that, I won't leave until the FBI is on scene and the machine is red-tagged.




[Best not to leave until the machine is handcuffed and read its Miranda rights.]




We need to advertise to warn people. Now. Every incident must be documented. I am going to the streets this time, if we have proof.




[And even if you don't.]




When are the American people going to wake up and see that when ALL of the errors favor one party, and the errors are not bloody likely to begin with that someone is hacking our democracy!




[Hack the Vote!]




Even better - Diebold makes ATMs. If you can get a receipt there....... you can get a recepit from a voting machine AND - somehow they manage to keep all those bank accounts TABULATED CORRECTLY!!!




[We have charged your bank account a $20 DUmmie fee.]




We Have a GREAT CASE BUILDING Already right before the Election. I see this as a positive...




[Always look at the positive side of things.]




Enough Proof is Coming Out to Pin Point That This Election has been compromised by the equipment we are voting on. We have an excellent chance to challenge any results that appear to be "rigged"....




[Send in the lawyers!]




Through a complex series of legal maneuvers, and now a shocking new decision from the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, the GOP has thrown Ohio's entire process of voting and vote counting into serious disarray. The mess is perfectly designed to suppress voter turnout, make election monitoring and a recount impossible, and allow the Republican Party to emerge with a victory despite overwhelming evidence the electorate wants exactly the opposite.




[All your legal maneuvers belong to US!]




Do people here lose their minds during election time?



[Yes.]




The EARLY VOTING is going on now. Some states/districts have them. The ones that do are showing DEFINITIVE signs of fraud. If the "glitches" were consistently for both sides, I don't think this would be a story, BUT THEY ARE CONSISTENTLY CHANGING DEM VOTES TO REPUB.




[Flip-Flop. Mostly Flip.]




The problem is, voting machines make it possible to fraud an entire election. That's what we are seeing here. 4-5 STATES are having problems now. How many more are we going to accept?!?!




[Did I say break out an orange diaper? Make that an orange Depends.]




These guys play dirty, and they will play dirty ALL THE WAY, FOR KEEPS.





[Please make an online reservation for your post-election Wal-Mart Detention Center cubicle.]





There is nothing to stop them. Why do people think that "positive thinking" is going stop the GOP from stealing it? They have figured out which ones to steal and have the appropriate machines and methods in place. They will get just enough to prevent the dems from getting a majority and they will just squeak over 50% , like they did the last two times and in the Mexican election. Then they will say that the democrats were too confident and that the GOP have been working quietly to get every single voter out or something like that. In a local race I have already heard that one from a confident, but behind in the polls Gop candidate. There is no way they are going to let democrats win a majority there is too much at stake for them and they are totally corrupt and want total power, not what is best for the country. What do people think, that they are going to decide to be ethical just this once? Why on earth would they not do it? There are enough hackable machines and there are enough voters who "won't notice" being purged and will fill out a provisional and think they have voted.




[Ah! The Power of Negative Thinking. Every Day in Every Little Way, I'm feeling Lousier and Lousier.]




When the votes are counted, they had better meet expectations




[Translation: When the votes are counted, the Democrats better win or we riot in the streets in our orange diapers.]




VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!! Everyone, Video the screen AS YOU VOTE!





[ROCK THE VOTE is so 2004. Today it is VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!!]



If there is fraud there HAS to be proof or else they've suceeded. If you video AFTER you've voted there is no proof. We have to have people anticipating a problem BEFORE it occurs! We only need a few actual videos to get MSM attention.




[If you see someone at the polls decked out in a white absbestos haz-mat suit complete with oxygen tank trying to video his vote, then you know you are seeing a DUmmie.]


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9 Comments:

Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Still, the movies could be very useful in helping us see exactly how much a total idiot can screw up, given a touchscreen, simple instructions, and a basic task to complete. It could even replace rats in Skinner Boxes (how appropriate) in behavioral psychology studies!

10:50 AM  
Anonymous DBear said...

Do people here lose their minds during election time?

Yes, and during inauguration time, recess time, campaign time and any other time you can think of.

12:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These DUmmies are diabolically brilliant. They've set themselves up for a no-lose loss.

Even though they vote D, and get a print-out showing they voted D, the votes still get changed after they walk away from the machine. Brilliant. This position requires no proof at all and is in fact unprovable.

So, whether there are mistakes or not, they will yell "fraud" ... unless, of course, they win.

Good thing Diebold is in Rove's back pocket!

1:30 PM  
Anonymous rightside said...

This is absolutely hilarious! WTG PJ!

I can't wait to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the 8th!

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again the DUmmies remind us all of why the mentally ill should not be allowed internet access.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous PO-3 said...

Thank you for passing on some of the comments from DU. They are some of the best straightlines since Gracie Allen. It also allows me to read them without going to their site. Always feel like a need a shower after going there.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Skul said...

Yup dummies, the conservatives "stole" it again. I know it does not matter that the majority didn't vote your way. I meeen duudde, our votes have to count for three or four of theirs. Go ahead dummies, take to the streets. Just to be safe, do NOT come down mine. Is the term reality in your dictionary?

3:26 AM  
Blogger Radish said...

"and the fraud is already starting with the early votes!"

Yeah, in Milwaukee a group of Republicans mailed postcards to people who registered to vote Dem on primary day and a third of them were returned as undeliverable.

That Rove is tricky!

8:12 PM  

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