DUmmies Dance On Gerald Ford's Grave

According to the DUmmies, if you are a Republican you are automatically demonic. When I heard this morning that former President Gerald Ford had passed away, I figured the DUmmies would praise Ford as a way to slam Bush. Wrong. The DUmmie HATE of all things Republicans extends even to those of the most non-threatening sort such as Gerald Ford as you can see in this crazed THREAD titled, "Stop trying to tell me Gerald Ford was a good, decent man." So let us now watch the demonic DUmmies dance on Gerald Ford's grave in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching DUmmies acting like DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

Stop trying to tell me Gerald Ford was a good, decent man.

[Stop trying to tell me DUmmies are sane.]

Gerald R. Ford, the greatest enabler in American history, is being lionized tonight. I read post after post parroting all the right-wing talking points about him. Come on, you know them by heart; decent man, accidental president, ended our long national nightmare, lovable stumble bum. I'm calling bullshit.

Ford is the guy who pardoned the evil bastard Nixon (he also pardoned Tokyo Rose, for you Freeper lurkers.) Richard Fucking Milhous Nixon, for Christ's sake. The drunken, power-mad narcissist who claimed to have "a secret plan to end the Viet Nam War" and subsequently sent thousands of Americans to needless death and trauma. Does this sound familiar? How would you feel if George W. Bush were similarly pardoned by say, Chuck Hagel? It could happen.



[It could happen that DUmmie Steve_DeShazer might grow a brain but it probably won't happen.]

It's hard to see DUer's here praise Oatmeal Man as 'the last decent Republican President', 'an impeccable, honorable man', 'a simple and good man'. And on and on. Don't insult me and the other guys my age who were faced with being drafted into the military debacle of our generation by telling us that the guy who pardoned this criminal president, who escalated the war beyond all sense of proportion, "ended our long national nightmare".

[DUmmie Steve_DeShazer needs a history lesson. Vietnam peace accords signed early in 1973 BEFORE Ford became President and U.S. forces left in April 1975 early in the Ford Presidency. As to the draft, it was over by then.]

Hell, this nightmare continues today, far worse than my 1974 self could ever imagine. May I set the record straight?

[Perhaps you should set your head right first.]

First, Ford's pardon of Nixon did not 'heal the nation'. It halted any investigation of the crimes of Richard Nixon. Further, it established a precedent that was continued by George H. W. Bush, who pardoned the likes of Caspar Weinberger and described him as "true American patriot" and said clemency was granted both to spare him torment and cost of lengthy legal proceedings. Must be nice.

[And unlike the Clinton pardons at the end of his presidency, there was no remuneration in exchange.]

Second, Ford advanced the bloodthirsty careers of no less than Henry Kissinger, Richard Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld. These guys belong in a war crimes tribunal. Their boss was a good Republican? My ass.

[Dr. Buddy Rydell suggests you STOP what you are doing and sing "I Feel Pretty" as part of your Anger Management Program.]

Third, Ford gave the green light to Indonesia's illegal invasion of East Timor, resulting in up to 200,000 DEAD PEOPLE.

[He also gave the green light to numerous earthquakes. Continue...]

Fourth, the Project for a New American Century, and the resulting fall and decline of America's standing in the 21st century would never have happened without Ford's unholy deal with his evil f*cking boss (see #2.)

[P-NACing, Mr. Pinnell? P-NACing?]

I could go on, but the attention span of the Ford supporters here likely won't cover the thirty-plus years of hell and repetition of history that have resulted in PNAC, because in case you haven't noticed, ALL THESE PNAC'ers are the SAME F*CKING GUYS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATED AND PERMANENTLY DISCREDITED had Mr. Nice Guy Gerry not PARDONED Richard Milhous Nixon for all his crimes, which today remain uninvestigated.

[PNAC!!! SLOOOOOOWLY I TURNED... STEP BY STEP...]

The 'liberal media' will go all-out in the coming days rewriting history to make Gerald Ford out as the second coming of Jesus. As far as I'm concerned, Gerald Ford is the first coming of the ridiculous notion that America could dominate the world at gunpoint.

[Oh yeah. We all remember how Ford's Wehrmacht rolled over Saigon and Angola.]

Fu*ck that.

[Open wide for the powerful meds and let us now hear from your equally medicated fellow DUmmies...]

Amen to that. To find a Republican president who was a decent man you'd have to go back a lot further.

[Definitely before warmonger Eisenhower.]

Ford's role in covering up the crimes of that era gave those evil monsters more time. And what we see today is his legacy. The same players, the same goals, and the same results. May he rot in hell for his cowardice and complicity.

[Your mind has already rotted quite nicely right here.]

Bullshit indeed. And dangerous, destructive bullshit at that. The GOP-owned-and-operated corporate media talking heads and newspaper writers will be carrying on and on. It's ridiculous to add still MORE bullshit to their output.

[The biggest BS is your notion of a "GOP-owned-and-operated corporate media."]

It PISSES me off so much. To know that Tricky Dick, an evil bastard, got pardoned... damn, WTF?

[Somehow I have the feeling that this DUmmie will be deeply saddened by the execution of Saddam Hussein.]

F*ck the rivisionists! The guy was an EVIL MOTHERF*CKER who sent many innocent Americans to death for war profits. F*ck him and the bunch who rode in with him. 'm glad he is dead! I only wish he suffered more!

[This crazed DUmmie will definitely be mourning the death of Saddam Hussein. Bookmark the name of DUmmie tmfun so we can check back in a few weeks.]

I will not be mourning this man.Wonder what it costs we, the people, to bury one of these men?

[It already cost you all of your sanity.]

You make a good argument to support John Dean's reasons why those surrounding Bush should get impeached, so they can't grow up to be just like him. Let's purge them out now while we can.

[A DUmmie Chekhist urging on the Purge Trials.]

I remember all that shit goin' down, and I can hold a grudge for decades.

[Keep holding that grudge so as to maintain your current level of insanity.]

But Tokyo Rose was actually innocent. NPR did a long piece about it.

[Who will pardon all the current journalists supporting the terrorists?]

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