Wednesday, June 07, 2006

California Congressional Race In DUmmie Real Time

[UPDATE: I still don't have the video link to the CBS News love letter to Busby that was broadcast last night but I do have the VIDEO of Busby flat out stating that you don't need papers to vote. Of course, CBS News made NO mention of that "misstatement" in their love letter to Francine in the form of a report.]

I think the most FUn way to watch the Congressional Race in the 50th Congressional District in the San Diego area is via watching the DUmmies in Real Time watching the results come in. They must have had their hopes up especially after watching last night's CBS News report on this special election to fill Duke Cunningham's seat because CBS portrayed it as a choice between Saint Busby vs Bilbray the Anti-Christ. Of course, NO mention was made of the HUGE campaign gaff made by Busby who said that illegals could help get her elected. (If anyone can find the video link to that CBS Report, please forward it to me here and I will update this DUFU edition with it for ALL to see.) Therefore the DUmmies went into this special congressional election with high hopes only to be dashed on the Rocks of Reality later as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Busby >> Bilbray race." You can see the comments in DUmmie Real Time (EDT) as the tragic results come in. As usual, the DUmmie hopes soon to be crushed are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, consoling the DUmmies with the fact that they won a meaningless "Moral Victory," is in the [brackets]:

Wed Jun-07-06 01:13 AM... Busby >> Bilbray race


Bilbry -- 20,866 - 50.63%
Busby --- 17,693 - 42.94%

57 out of 500 precincts reporting so far.

Go Francine Go!

[Go Francine Go! CBS News has already declared you to be the Moral Victory winner!]

01:25 AM... 66 precincts now in... Bilbry still leads. 21,602 to 18,560

It's still early...

[It's never too early to win a moral victory.]

01:25 AM... 66 out of 100, 50.33 to 43.24 . . .Busby's on the move. . .

[Yeah, that .30% change shows momentum of MASSIVE proportions.]

01:28 AM... She did move more than him that last go around, didn't she?

[Keep hope ALIVE!]

01:32 AM... If the Independent & Libertarian weren't running.. we'd almost be tied.. C'mon Francine.. start moving some more!

[Actually Busby would be further behind but who am I to argue with DUmmie illogic?]

01:33 AM... Bilbray went down while Busby gained. . .

[Keep rubbing those DUmmie prayer beads!]

01:34 AM... 20% counted now, and percentages holding. . .

[What? No more massive .30% momentum shifts?]

01:37 AM... I know... that damn 3,000 vote difference won't budge.. C'mon numbers MOVE in Francine's direction!

[Sorry. Election results are NOT like Ouija boards. The results do NOT go in a certain direction because you want them to.]

01:35 AM... 100 out of 500 now in....

24,786 Bilbry
21,269 Busby


[WOO! HOO! We're on our way to a MORAL VICTORY!!!]

01:45 AM... Bill Schneider's prediction that the Independent would hurt the Rethug..doesn't seem to be coming true yet.

[That was more Bill Schneider's HOPE in the form of a prediction.]

01:50 AM... 50 44 she's catching up..

[They just counted a bunch of the votes without papers that she requested.]

01:55 AM... Oh man.. I hope that trend continues! ..and she keeps eeking up until she bypasses him!



C'mon Francine!

[Why hold back? I say break out that Freudenschade victory champagne NOW!]

02:18 AM... . Damn!.. she just can't get past that 3k difference.. The difference was 2,973 votes.. now it's 3,300.

[So does that mean the .30% momentum surge for Busby has been overtaken by momentum for the Anti-Christ?]

02:38 AM... 3,278 difference.. Busby only gained 22 votes in last update.. Still.. moved in the right direction..

[A 22 vote gain? WOO! HOO! Time to uncork that victory champagne! Do it! DO IT NOW!!!]

02:52 AM... 46% of votes are now in and here is where we stand....

Precincts: 500
Counted: 232
Percentage: 46.4%



Do we have any hope??

[Your chances are excellent for winning a Moral Victory.]

02:56 AM... Bilbray 49.67 -44.7. she's slowly catching up....almost half of the precincts are counted now though, so she'll need to catch up quite a bit soon for her to have a chance.


03:12 AM... The results remind me of the Jean Schmidt > Paul Hackett Race...

[Another Moral Victory for the Democrats.]

03:21 AM... I was thinking about that for the past hour. Almost posted it but didn't want to jinx a potential Busby comeback. Heavy red districts that we're trying to steal. In November the districts like this will not flip either. That +40 or anything close to that is preposterous. We need to reverse the low to mid GOP-leaning districts, and pick up the +15 seats.

[Heavy red districts that you're trying to steal? I give you credit for HONESTY.]

03:24 AM... Still 49.82% to 44.71% .... it WILL NOT BUDGE!


03:41 AM... Damn. Now Bilbray is up 4118 votes.

[That Moral Victory champagne is sure going to taste good!]

03:46 AM... It looks like the percentage is getting closer but Bilbray now leads by 4,321 votes which is 203 more than last time.

[You need to send out Karma waves to counteract this trend. Quick! Chant a mantra!]

03:54 AM... Seems to suspicipous that it bounces between 3 and 4k difference.. Regardless of how many votes come in.. Something strange seems to be going on.

[That PROVES it! ELECTION FRAUD!!! Call RFK, Jr. NOW!!!]

03:56 AM... Did that misstatement by Busby hurt her this bad? I thought she would squeak by, but this difference is larger than I would've ever thought. I can only think that the statement she made about illegals not needing papers has cost her the election.

[You wouldn't have known a thing about that "misstatement" if you had been watching the CBS News Ode to Francine last night that came in the laughable form of an "objective" campaign report.]

03:57 AM... Are they using diebold machines?? Sure seems suspicious like you say.

[Bev Harris is only $10 away from proving that Busby was the winner.]

03:58 AM... If this keeps up and he wins, I wonder how the media will spin this tomorrow?

["Democrats jubilant over moral victory in California."]

04:00 AM... I can tell you one thing. I'm sick and tired of "moral" victories. We need to win some of these kinds of seats if we are going to take over the House of Representatives

[And this DUmmie WINS a Moral Victory Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

04:45 AM... It was the immigrant gaffe she made that killed her. Next time, make sure the people you're pandering to can vote.

[Or give the vote to the dead people.]

04:59 AM... Another update


Counted: 451 of 500 precincts – 90.2 percent
BRIAN BILBRAY - REP 56016 49.49%
FRANCINE BUSBY - DEM 51202 45.24%

Again it looks like the percentage is tightening but Bilbrays lead is now 4,814. Damn, I think it's over

[It's over? Great! Now we can finally declare our Moral Victory!]


I hate coming close!!!! Coming close isn't going to get us in control of Congress. We need to pick up these kind of seats if we're going to win in November. We can't let these opportunities slip by. There just aren't that many competitive seats.

[May I have a sip of your Moral Victory champagne?]

05:13 AM... Your right Larissa, we DO have to remember how RED it is, BUT she has another chance in November, remember this election was for the fill in and hopefully we will get the Indies and the Greens and others to vote in the November for her and Busby just has to keep attacking him while he is in office, PLUS in November more people will be out to vote. I think this looks aweful for the Republicans.

[Of course it looks awful for the Republicans. It's because you just won a MORAL VICTORY! WHEEEEEEEE!!! Break out the Bubbly!]

05:15 AM... Geeze if this looks awful for rethugs I'd hate to see what looks good! We have to start winning these seats!


05:57 AM.. AP has called the race for Bilbray -

[Now it's official---the Democrats have just won a Moral Victory.]

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Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...


Straight from the Charlie Brown football script! HA HA HA

7:21 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

PJ, I don't know about CBS but here is the video of Busby telling the illegals they can vote without papers.

Oh, and I made it into the DUfunnies!!!! Now if any of you can guess who the troll (me) is you can win one of PJ's kewpie dolls! I'm famous!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!

7:39 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Check the DUFU update at the top of the REFRESHED page. I now have that Busby video up. Still waiting for the See-BS video link. That report from last night was BIASED beyond belief.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

Oooops, sorry, don't know how I missed it.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

And Instapundit reminds us that now the Kos Kidz are 0 for 19. LOL

8:01 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...


8:01 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

That's not fair, you can't win your own kewpie doll! :)

8:14 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

While I act like one of them I try to get at least one logical point in there....maybe one of them will think. Hasen't happened yet but I'll keep trying, at least until they tombstone me. Bwahahahaha!!!!

8:15 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

If you bet only $1 against the Kos predictions from the start, and reinvested your winnings each new prediction, you would now have $524,288.

(If you did the same starting with only $5, you'd now have $2,621,440)

Must remember this the next time Doc Brown comes around with his DeLorean. :)

8:29 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

If you bet only $1 against the Kos predictions from the start, and reinvested your winnings each new prediction, you would now have $524,288.

(If you did the same starting with only $5, you'd now have $2,621,440)

Must remember this the next time Doc Brown comes around with his DeLorean. :)

8:33 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

PJ, I emailed Ian from "Expose the Left" and asked him if he can get the clip for me. If anyone can get it it's him. I'll email it to you if I get it.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

PJ, I think I found it. Here it is it's the 5th from the bottom on the left hand side. It says "All eyes on California 50th District" or something like that.

8:44 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Okay. Thanx. No rush now because I am splitting out until late afternoon. Will check back then.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous silverpie said...

That's assuming you could get even money on all of those races. I suspect you couldn't. ::)

10:54 AM  
Blogger diesel_driver said...


What's not to love.....

They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUnnie when their ant farm gets shaken.

6:56 PM  

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