DUmmies Urge Democrat NOT To Apologize For Threatening Bush

As soon as I heard about the Democrat official who APOLOGIZED for suggesting that Bush be SHOT between the eyes, I KNEW the DUmmies would urge this same official NOT to apologize. I was not disappointed in my DUmmie Ants since one can NOT underestimate their lunacy as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Official Apologizes For Saying Bush Should Be Shot Between Eyes." So let us now watch the FUll Moon DUmmies rabid howling in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching his DUmmie Ants once again plunging into the depths of depravity, is in the [brackets]:

Official Apologizes For Saying Bush Should Be Shot Between Eyes

[DUmmies urge RETRACTION of apology: News at Eleven.]

NEW YORK -- State Comptroller Alan Hevesi publicly apologized Thursday for a "beyond dumb" remark about "putting a bullet between the president's eyes."

Hevesi hastily called a mea culpa press conference hours after putting his foot in his mouth at the Queens College commencement. The Queens College media relations office said it had videotaped the commencement but could not immediately provide a copy of the tape or a transcript. At the press conference, a contrite Hevesi repeated what he recalled saying in the speech. The comptroller said he was merely trying to convey that Sen. Charles Schumer has strength and courage to stand up to the president...



[Chuck the Shmuck does have the strength to tackle anybody standing between him and a news camera.]

Don't apologize the death penalty is acceptable in cases of treason.

[Tried, convicted, and sentence carried out without the need for a trivial little detail called a trial.]

The SS probably took his family hostage.

[Who took your brain hostage?]

Dick cheney can literally shoot a man between the eyes. But anyone else even makes a mention of it is in serious trouble.

[Yeah, Dick Cheney woke up one morning and decided to shoot a friend while hunting. It was premeditated....but ONLY in the DUmmie Zone.]

I applaud State Comptroller Alan Hevesi.

[And Alan Hevesi wins the DUmmie endorsement for suggesting that Bush be shot between the eyes.]

i apologize for being overly specific

[How about if you apologize for being overly stupid?]

A hangman's noose off a very tall bridge
Give him a full pitch of rope to fall before the noose pulls tight. Then when the hanging takes place, lots of slow motion cameras can capture the moment when his body, travelling at hmmm... perhaps it should be on a physics exam. If the total tension of the neck tissues including the spine supports 800Kn, would his head just come off. And with the proper
slow motion cameras, every thousandth of a second during that meeting with empirical laws of physics could be recorded. Of course, this hanging is after the war crimes trial.

[DUmmie sweetheart proving she is anything but a sweetheart. I repeat. DUmmie sweetheart.]

Damn right he should apologize. Shot between the eyes is too quick.

[It must be Sadism Night in DUmmieland.]

How 'bout saying Bush needs a kick in the 'nads? Is that acceptable?

[No.]

I think it's really dumb and wrong to suggest harm to the president. Or to the vice president, for that matter. I suggest, after conviction, that they be exiled to a compound either specially created in the middle of Greenland, on the continent of Antarctica, or on a remote island like St. Helena. No harm should come to them, and they should have everything that a person could want who is shut off from human civilization. Where's the harm in that?

[A DUmmie "humanitarian" speaks up.]

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