Friday, June 02, 2006

DUmmies Urge Democrat NOT To Apologize For Threatening Bush

As soon as I heard about the Democrat official who APOLOGIZED for suggesting that Bush be SHOT between the eyes, I KNEW the DUmmies would urge this same official NOT to apologize. I was not disappointed in my DUmmie Ants since one can NOT underestimate their lunacy as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Official Apologizes For Saying Bush Should Be Shot Between Eyes." So let us now watch the FUll Moon DUmmies rabid howling in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching his DUmmie Ants once again plunging into the depths of depravity, is in the [brackets]:

Official Apologizes For Saying Bush Should Be Shot Between Eyes

[DUmmies urge RETRACTION of apology: News at Eleven.]

NEW YORK -- State Comptroller Alan Hevesi publicly apologized Thursday for a "beyond dumb" remark about "putting a bullet between the president's eyes."

Hevesi hastily called a mea culpa press conference hours after putting his foot in his mouth at the Queens College commencement. The Queens College media relations office said it had videotaped the commencement but could not immediately provide a copy of the tape or a transcript. At the press conference, a contrite Hevesi repeated what he recalled saying in the speech. The comptroller said he was merely trying to convey that Sen. Charles Schumer has strength and courage to stand up to the president...

[Chuck the Shmuck does have the strength to tackle anybody standing between him and a news camera.]

Don't apologize the death penalty is acceptable in cases of treason.

[Tried, convicted, and sentence carried out without the need for a trivial little detail called a trial.]

The SS probably took his family hostage.

[Who took your brain hostage?]

Dick cheney can literally shoot a man between the eyes. But anyone else even makes a mention of it is in serious trouble.

[Yeah, Dick Cheney woke up one morning and decided to shoot a friend while hunting. It was premeditated....but ONLY in the DUmmie Zone.]

I applaud State Comptroller Alan Hevesi.

[And Alan Hevesi wins the DUmmie endorsement for suggesting that Bush be shot between the eyes.]

i apologize for being overly specific

[How about if you apologize for being overly stupid?]

A hangman's noose off a very tall bridge
Give him a full pitch of rope to fall before the noose pulls tight. Then when the hanging takes place, lots of slow motion cameras can capture the moment when his body, travelling at hmmm... perhaps it should be on a physics exam. If the total tension of the neck tissues including the spine supports 800Kn, would his head just come off. And with the proper
slow motion cameras, every thousandth of a second during that meeting with empirical laws of physics could be recorded. Of course, this hanging is after the war crimes trial.

[DUmmie sweetheart proving she is anything but a sweetheart. I repeat. DUmmie sweetheart.]

Damn right he should apologize. Shot between the eyes is too quick.

[It must be Sadism Night in DUmmieland.]

How 'bout saying Bush needs a kick in the 'nads? Is that acceptable?


I think it's really dumb and wrong to suggest harm to the president. Or to the vice president, for that matter. I suggest, after conviction, that they be exiled to a compound either specially created in the middle of Greenland, on the continent of Antarctica, or on a remote island like St. Helena. No harm should come to them, and they should have everything that a person could want who is shut off from human civilization. Where's the harm in that?

[A DUmmie "humanitarian" speaks up.]

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Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

I sincerely hope those DUmmies posting their desire to do harm to the President are having their rantings logged by the FBI.

Keep it comin', DUmmies... We still have plenty of room at our Halliburton camps! :)

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nitpick: Actually, it would be the Secret Service (specifically, the subset of Secret Service agents who have been boinking the supervisor's daughter or soemthing) to whom the task of interviewing these DUmmies would fall.

8:38 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Anonymous: Indeed! I wonder to what extent they have to threaten the President to warrant a visit?

This is for that Echelon or Carnivore program or whatever it's called to pick up:


There, maybe we can trigger a few flags?

9:35 AM  
Blogger Charles Henrickson said...

While I'm sitting out my suspension from FR, I'm here hanging out with Pitt at his mom's cabin in the woods of New Hampshire. Pitt is cooling his heels, too, as he is currently persona non grata in DUmmieland. So we discover we have a lot in common. You could say Will is my new best buddy.

We were up late last night, doing that dance pad game Will loves so much. I'm not too good at it, Will staggers too much, but his mom sure cuts a mean rug. Then after a nightcap, we hit the hay, literally. But Will said he couldn't get to sleep. So he was up all night, sitting by the shortwave radio, hoping for news from Leopold on the Rove front.

This morning Will's mom made flapjacks on the griddle, and Will went out and tapped some real maple syrup. Mmm! A little later we're supposed to play lawn darts. Not much lawn, I must say; don't know how we're gonna do it. Tonight: the big "Uno" tournament.

So don't worry about me, my FRiends. I'll ride out this suspension. Keep the faith, and I'll keep working on Will. May make a freeper out of him yet.


Charlie Henrickson

10:24 AM  
Blogger Charles Henrickson said...

The UPS truck just pulled up to the cabin a couple minutes ago. Don't know how they found us back here in the woods. Will got a package delivered. Says FRA-GI-LE on the box. Must be Italian.

Will's opening it up now. . . . Mm. . . Looks like . . . like a HELICOPTER! But it's a KITE, too! How cool is that? Wow!

Looks like lawn darts is canceled for this afternoon!


10:39 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

It sounds like Charles Henrickson is having FUn in Purgatory. BTW, you might notice that I posted your "Freudenschade" on the DUFU Blog yesterday.

5:47 PM  
Blogger diesel_driver said...

How long is your exile from FR, Charles? We sure do miss you there, 'epcially in the DUFU's. Hope Pitt doesn't try to "turn you to the dark side" (in more ways than one!).

As far as this stupidity that passes for intelligence at DU, what else can I say. Just when you think the DUmmies can't get any lower, they start digging!!!!!

"I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$"

6:39 PM  
Blogger Shandalear said...

I used to post with a guy who was a rabid DUmmie type liberal. He who made the comment: "I have a bullet with a W printed on it." He was DUmb enough to use his real name and tell everyone where he lives. He got a visit from the Secret Services shortly after he made his comments.

3:21 PM  

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