Friday, May 26, 2006

"Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?"

Earlier this week, the DUmmies were left with EGG on their collective faces when it turned out that their hero, Jessie MacBeth, who confessed to committing war crimes in Iraq was a Fake Army Ranger. After having to gorge on crow, the DUmmies are now back and essentially saying that the fact he was fake doesn't matter because our troops are committing war crimes despite the LACK of evidence to back up this assertion as you can see in the THREAD titled, "Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?" Yes, "Fake but Accurate" seems to be the motto of the DUmmies. So let us now watch the latest rantings from the "Reality Based Community" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that MacBeth will soon have lots of time to brush up on his Shakespeare from a jail cell, is in the [brackets]:

Does anyone doubt that certain G.I.'s are committing war crimes?

[Not in DUmmieland where actual facts are considered to be quite beside the point.]

There's been an uproar over a supposedly hoaxed video of a G.I. admitting to mass murder of innocents, but does anyone actually doubt that certain of our soldiers are indeed mad dog killers? No, I'm not saying they all are, but many are. We've seen the evidence over and over. But the number one group of war criminals is of course the neo cons, the ones who tricked the soldiers into thinking the Iraqis are the ones who attacked us, and that they are mere cockroaches to be smashed asunder. It's not the soldiers who should be punished, it's the commanders in chief.

[Despite an utter LACK of evidence, let's just make politically motivated War Crimes accusations.]

No. Jack Murtha has confirmed they are committing war crimes.
Murtha wouldn't ever lie about something like that.

[Oh no. Jack Murtha would NEVER fib despite having NO EVIDENCE to back up his charges.]

careful... We aren't supposed to question the ersatz hero worship of the troops. Even many at DU fall in line and don't dare question this. This war mentality isn't likely to change anytime soon. It has been carefully instigated by the military industrial complex after their failure in Vietnam. With their pawns in the media they have cultivated an unquestioning mantra of "support the troops".

[careful... We aren't supposed to back up our wild claims with FACTS.]

Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!

[Thanx for PERFECTLY expressing the DUmmie attitude of Fake but Accurate.]

a war suggests an equal opportunity type of thing. this was a rape and pillage occupation contrary to international law against a weakened country

[WHO was raped? WHAT was pillaged and by WHOM? Sorry for asking these irritating questions.]

It is an illegal war. Every soldier fighting it is committing a crime. I said the guilt for that crime falls to the moral ledger of the Bush Regime, who launched an aggressive "pre-emptive" war in much the same manner Hitler did when he marched in to Poland.

[Since the DUmmies are UNABLE to find actual FACTS to back up their War Crimes charges they redefine War Crimes to mean our entry into Iraq. When the FACTS don't match the charge then just CRIMINALIZE policy decisions.]

Americans can be extremely Barbaric. I am a witness to that fact

[And you are now witness to the fact that you are being barbarically roasted alive for all to see on the DUmmie FUnnies.]

My husband served over there for more than a year and he never participated in nor witnessed a war crime.

[PLEASE!!! STOP with the FACTS!!!]

It's happening everyday. They kill without question or without reason. They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot.

[Is that you, Jessie MacBeth?]

I'm sick of people defending the ordinary GI. No one forced them to join the army. They volunteered to go off and kill brown people in the desert.

[Testify to this "fact" before congress and someday, you too, might become a U.S. Senator and run for President.]

It is evident that the US miltary is just as ugly and as capable of evil acts as any other army in history.

[This sounds like Jack Murtha's campaign speech.]

I believe there are a lot of rapes we dont hear about.
and i dont give a fuck what kind of stress your in, rape is inexcusable and were never hearing a peep about it.

[Possibly because it ISN'T happening?]


Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

But they "support the troops" right?

Can we question their patriotism yet?

7:49 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"They walk around with their finger on the trigger ready to shoot."

That is SO not true, the Army Safety Nazis don't let us do that anymore!

8:26 AM  
Blogger Icarus said...

Okay - this thread isn't so funny.

What is wrong with these people?

I wonder if someday, when they're all grown up, if they'll look back and feel endless shame for the crap they've spewed?

Amazing .... no proof, no evidence .... but American troops are barbaric rapists - they have to be, right?

Jesus wept.

Not funny. Let's go back to mocking Pitt.

On that note: go to his Wikipedia story, click on history, and look back for an anonymous revision made yesterday. I'm rather proud of it.

8:28 AM  
Blogger Icarus said...

For your enjoyment (scroll down):

8:56 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

icarus, whatever you did over there you better go fix it. I can't make heads or tails with all those codes in there.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice edit, Icarus!

And I agree. This DUmmie thread isn't funny like "HA HA", it's funny like "WTF?"

Let's see these brave keyboard warriors actually spew some of these things to a Marine in person.

THAT would be FUNNY.

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, Icarus. Just lost my lunch. Although, I have to say, I would imagine Pitt is not so generously endowed.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How nice. I wonder if someone's going to realize that someone anonymously edited Willy Pitt's Wikipedia entry. The man deserved what he got.

Any American who believes this tripe needs to seriously get their head examined. Because they are either A)schizophrenic, B) paranoid (which I guess is a form of schizophrenia) C) just plain "stuck on stupid".

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just more proof that most of these DUmmies are 14 year olds posting from mommies basement. I check in here a few times a week, for the comedy, but Dummie Land itself is a complete waste of time.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hate to say it but your handiwork has been detected and deleted. Fun while it lasted, though. (Not going to ask where you found those pics.)

3:28 PM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Bwahahahaha!!! FUnnie stuff in the Pitt Wikipedia entry but I think you give him too much credit.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes they do lisyen to the truth. Look at this thread killer

5:43 PM  
Blogger Mr. Right said...

"Remember, the truthiness of his story is more important then the details and the preponderance of evidence that he made them up!"

Okay, I just literally (and I mean that) banged my head on the desk when I read that!

Anyone who follows such a thought pattern is either severely retarded or hopelessly psychotic. Unreal.

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Blogger TheRightStuff said...

I only wish that he could've been left out there for a little while longer until John Kerry flew him to liberal headquarters to shake his hand and say "I've been there man, I've been there. You did what you had to do, brother, you did what you had to do." Winter Soldier 2006 baby!

It woulda been a laugh riot!!

9:39 PM  
Anonymous JannyMae said...

Yes, what lunacy! It was heartening to see this comment on that thread, though, #92, by "PublicRadioVet,"

"Murtha is swiftboating younger soldiers Every time he makes unsubstantiated or too-broad claims about war crimes in Iraq. I respect this man for his military record, but I dislike very much that he has felt the need to paint with such a broad brush, using little more than hearsay and his own, internal conviction that, since Iraq was the wrong thing to do, U.S. troops therefore must be committing war crimes."

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Angel said...

I am saddened by this lack of utter disrespect of our troops. This is not an easy life. Yes we signed up for and yes we are proud of that fact. My yellow ribbons are a sign of hope… they are all I got sometimes in the months alone during the separation of a deployment.

These fools, they judge my troops with out knowing a real one. WE CRY NOT JUST FOR THE LOSS OF OUR OWN, BUT FOR THOSE WHO FIGHT ALONG SIDE US. We fight to help better a country and why a few soldiers may slip up they do not speak for a majority.

You can not taint honor with lies… for honor will always shine through with the truth. You can spit on my troops, call them criminals, but in the end their dignity, selfless-services and sacrifices will shine on, even after they are gone.

Your freedom that you display, Your freedom that we fight to protect, is your because of Military men and woman around the world, because military families who give up everything for you. You can write books and display our flag in disrespect but it is not your. No it is not.

It belongs to the men and woman who fought for it, who died for it, who have it draped upon them when they come home…. It belongs to mother who held it in streams of tears, to the wife who has to say goodbye for good…. We, the military families, give you freedom, but when you fly the mighty red white and blue, it is not yours, but our… It is the thousands of pasted heroes who died and fought for years to keep it flying….

I just pray one day you realize this DU, that the freedom you display is a gift to you, from those who you disrespect.


Proud Military WIFE

3:34 PM  

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