Saturday, April 06, 2013

DUmmies Engage In Hippie Nostalgia

The DUmmies are engaged in Hippie nostalgia as you can see in this THREAD, "Sometimes I wish I could have been a hippie." However, in order to fully appreciate this DUFU edition, you MUST watch this VIDEO of the South Park Episode, "Die Hippie, Die." That isn't a request. It is a requirement since this is probably the BEST South Park episode ever and tells you all you need to know about what the hippies were really like. While watching the VIDEO you will be struck by how hippies sound EXACTLY like DUmmies with all their blather about blaming all problems on "evil corporations." So let us now watch the DUmmies conjure up the "good old days" of the hippie era in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, grooving on the heavy vibes of the South Park VIDEO, is in the [brackets]:

Sometimes I wish I could have been a hippie

[Since your mind is mush and you blame the "evil corporations" for all problems, you ARE a hippie. Your wish has been granted.]

Groovy, man

[Even groovier after you watch this South Park VIDEO.]

I'm glad I was a hippie!

[Have you washed your underwear yet?]

I would be interested in hearing something about your experience. All that I heard about the movement back in the day was filtered through adults, and the tiny bit of the culture that managed to appear in the pages of Boys' Life (mostly in the form of advertisements for patches and posters).

[You'll have to wait for him to have a bad acid flashback.]

They Represented A Lot Of Positives and while many of us were not in any way a "hippy",did not dress like them nor live their lifestyle we did appreciate a lot of their values. They loved their fellow man. They valued all our land and detested companies who wanted to spoil it for profit,to destroy the land and air or stream. The hippies disliked killing,they detested war. Make love not war was their chant Some would be seen in major parks(like Central Park NYC) handing out flowers to strangers,to the elderly--many totally confused why they were getting a flower and some very confused by the traditional "hippy" costume of the day. They would plant seeds. Better then planting our dead from 'Nam they said. Money was not important beyond survival and you always shared bread and bed to those who needed them. You didn't see them with a gun strapped to their thighs either! But that was then and this is now...but still the youth of today could make changes...they could respect the land and the people,the seniors,disabled,the poor. They still could make a difference if we could only get them to text less and care more.

[The Manson family hippies disliked killing? And money wasn't important to the Trust Fund hippies.]

Even better to be an OH WOW ... Old Hippie With Out Worries

[Most of them are so smelly that they became Old Hippies With Out Women.]

Sure, being a Hippie when everyone was a Hippie might have been cool but I've been a Hippie living in various communal situations most of my life and I was just a tiny little girl in the 60s.

[Fond memories of being a young collectivist.]

We called ourselves "freaks". I never understood the word "hippie". Very corny.

[Hey, if you prefer to be called "freaks," I'll be happy to oblige, you freak.]

  i lived in a comune about two blocks from Haight street in the 60's. Now, many years later, I'm still an old hippie

[You lived in a commune and you are still a communist.]

I can lock myself in my room and watch "Yellow Submarine" and "It Was 20 Years Ago Today" all I want. Keep looking at my old magazines from the '60s with their ads for "Flower Power" jeans patches and Woodstock posters, while listening to an all-'60s radio station. Grow an all-organic garden, and buy whatever other food I need at the local co-op. But the virtual experience is nowhere near close to approximating the real experience.

[Perhaps you need a trip to the Hippie Country Safari theme park.]

I grew up in a "non-square" household. Technically not "Hippie" but closer to "Beatnik". Nevertheless there were many assorted naked people, "mixed race" couples, and known homosexuals (often in pairs) sleeping in the guest room. And occasionally lady golfers who wore men's clothes and various queens of their own domains. My childhood was a hybrid Munsters with a dragon living under the staircase, Addams Family, and Rocky Horror Picture Show. Welcome all. Wear your favorite shoes and bring rice. As kids we never knew who was in the bathroom. Just wait patiently and maybe bang on the door if they are taking an unreasonable amount of time. It was the wrinkly old dudes who disturbed me the most 'cause I know I'll look like that someday. Tiny shrunken dick and balls hanging low enough to throw over a shoulder...

[And today you are a member of which LCMS church?]


Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Man this one is DEPRESSING. People who wasted and are still wasting their lives and don't give a damn. Depressing as hell.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rarely comment, however after browsing a few of the remarks on this page "DUmmies Engage In Hippie Nostalgia".
I actually do have a few questions for you if it's allright. Could it be just me or does it seem like a few of the responses appear like they are coming from brain dead folks? :-P And, if you are posting on additional social sites, I'd like to keep up with
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11:05 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Troll-turd clean up on aisles 2 and 3, please.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

Seriously, wtf is up with the spambots?

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Kirk Johnson said...

Seriously, wtf is up with the spambots?

It's just the denizens of the DUmp trying to do to this site what they did to Left Underground - overwhelm and destroy it with an all-out SPAM attack.

3:08 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

It's because PJinc doesn't care, Kirk. Deleting a few spam comments doesn't take a whole lot of time whether you've got a good filter or not. It's what he thinks of you.

Pretty sad to see, tell you the truth.

3:10 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

I hate to burst your bubble, Troggy, but at least 95% of the spam here has been removed in the past couple of weeks.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...


Is it really you man? I should have known that a hippie nostalgia thread would draw you out of your smoke filled cave.

Remember the sixties man? Nam, LBJ, the protests, the drugs, the music, the sex? Dylan, the Byrds, the Stones, Hendrix, the Plane...outta sight, man.

Ohmigod! Annette Funicello is dead!
Is Mickey next?

3:03 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Well, there went 2013 right down the sewer....

6:32 PM  
Blogger Jerome East said...

Wow trogy! I thought you said you were done with this site after your chosen one was elected to finish destroying this country......

8:58 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"95% of the spam..." PJinc.

I'm sure you're dealing with spam issues at your website. Who isn't? It must be exhausting...fighting off the brilliant spam offensive being waged by the libs (h/t stinkwagon).

I don't have that problem and neither should you.

Come to the other side, PJinc.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

troglaman said...

"95% of the spam..." PJinc.

I'm sure you're dealing with spam issues at your website. Who isn't? It must be exhausting...fighting off the brilliant spam offensive being waged by the libs (h/t stinkwagon).

I don't have that problem and neither should you.

Come to the other side, PJinc.

Well, it's official...2013 is completed SCREWED. Here's Troglafuck back to bother us with yet ANOTHER drunken brainless rant.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I was beginning to think Troglaman - The Vicious Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - was possibly dead. Barring that perhaps he'd gotten help for his alcoholism/drug addictions/mental issues.

Sadly none of that came to pass, and even sadder, Guttersnipe still just wanders in and begins power-slamming his head up his ass producing more mind-numbing incoherent worthless mental excrement.

6:39 PM  

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