Video Warning to DUmmies: Don't Smoke Ganja In Jamaica
On Saturday I got my new plaything...an LG Motion cell phone with 1080 HD video camera. This is opening up a whole new world for me which means I will be doing a lot of videos for the DUmmie FUnnies in the future. For example, I will interview anybody I see wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt. Also would like to interview Goth chicks so they can explain the Goth philosophy for us. Too bad OWS Fort Lauderdale is no longer around because the DUmmies there would make for great (meaning hilarious) interviews but I am sure I still find plenty of DUmmies to interview for this blog. Today I was sort of experimenting around and decided to provide a public service for DUmmies DUmb enough to visit Jamaica and smoke ganja. As you can see, the Jamaican guys in the VIDEO are warning that is a BAD idea unless you are willing to pay big bucks to stay out of jail.
BTW, this is the industrial park area where I used to go every Friday to eat jerk chicken and pork. Unfortunately, the local authorities shut down that operation which was run by my friend Carlton but I still stop by a lot to visit like today.
A fringe benefit is that I perform the "Underneath The Ganja Tree" song. Is my singing voice not as mellifluous as that of Mario Lanza?
posted by PJ-Comix at 4:19 PM
9 Comments:
DUDE!
Sell the phone. Buy an iPod.
If you are going to insist on doing the "Stupid and Ugly American being a Dick in a Foreign Country" interviews, understand that:
1) The crap movies that you and your friends think are so quotable, are crap, and not even Americans know what you are talking about.
2) Interviewing locals about embarrassing quirks in local culture is NOT a good idea...
-For instance, how would you feel if I stuck an iPhone in your face and asked you "Is it true that your American homosexuals bugger each other in the public restrooms in all of your city parks?"
3) An INTERVIEW is not a Spanish Inquisition. Goading and harassing and demanding the answer YOU WANT to a question that is inappropriate in the first place is like beating a confession out of a suspect in a police lockup.
Quit it.
Seriously. This genre is NOT for you.
Have you tried macrame?
Gosh, O-boy, your illiterate, incomprehensible, unreferenced retort(?)suuure made me rethink my critique!
"Fellow travelers?" "Your Side"? "Tactics"? WTF are you spewing, Bitch?
"Sober up, take the dildo out of your ass and put the bong down."
Hey! Your next arm tattoo! You're welcome: No charge!
You embarrass and humiliate liberals in general, and have now, specifically, categorically, and repeatedly, destroyed any credibility for yourself and whatever group you used to belong to.
Oh, Skippy? Who the frig is Mikey Moron? Imaginary Lover? Does he sparkle for you?
Back to the kennel limpstuff. You're not even in the same area code with the long-suffering and short-lobed trogalman mediocrity.
And for fuck's sake. Learn to spell.
It's "ogre". Something which you resemble as much as a damp Twinkie does.
Clown.
Swell...just what we need. Anon 150 to replace Troglatwit. One worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard for ANOTHER worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
DUDE! This interview was conducted right here in the USA, not in Jamaica. This was pretty much a public service to warn Americans to NOT smoke Ganja in Jamaica. Bad idea...unless you want to go to a jail with no A/C and sit in your own hot sweat.
Judge, hesheit is also so convinced of hisherits own intelligence that it has no cognitive abilities. So, instead of addressing points it vomits lefty talking points and invective. Yup, just like the troglatwat. I wonder if troggy has opened a school somewhere teaching lefties to powerslam their heads up their ass?
This vicious hate-mongering Anti-American Moonbat Anon150 needs to slime back to DU where he/she/it belongs.
Hmmm ... no further input from Anon150. I wonder if the silly fool wandered into the ROTT, and they used him/her/it as their chew-toy for the day.
I don't think so, though. I didn't notice any more blood than usual, and no large piles of poop; and you know how full of s*** the drive-by troll was.
Probably slimed back to the DUmp where it belongs. The Moonbat DUmmies don't' seem capable of dealing with coherent opposition.
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