Sunday, June 12, 2011

Palin e-mails cause Freudenschade breakout in DUmmieland!

"Freudenschade" is defined in the DUFU Dictionary as the premature elation of the DUmmies when they pop the champagne corks too soon and then have to taste DUst in their mouth when things go south. The term originated when the DUmmies were SURE Fitzmas was just around the corner, and one of them rejoiced with the malaprop, "Freudenschade, baby!" So every time we see a Freudenschade moment over at the DUmp, it gives us big LAFFS here at DUmmie FUnnies!

We have such a moment now. The release of Governor Sarah Palin's e-mails promised to be a TREASURE TROVE of embarrassment for Caribou Barbie. The DUmmies were excited, licking their chops! "Wait till we SEE all the airheadedness on display! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! I can hardly wait!" Then came E-Day. Planeloads of journalists were dispatched to Juneau to finetooth-comb the stuff. And what did they find? Nothing. No gotchas. Just a hard-working governor taking care of business. What a letdown! DUmmies disappointed, big-time. And that, my friends, is Freudenschade!

A whole lot of Palin e-mail threads over the last few days. We'll pick and choose from several, starting with these threads:

THREAD, "Alaska to Release (Over 24,000 of) Palin’s E-Mails"
THREAD, "sarah palin’s e-mails: What to expect"
THREAD, "Washington Post asks for help to investigate Palin emails."
THREAD, "Sarah Palin Emails to be Released"

So let us go to DUmmieland and ride the roller coaster called the Freudenschade Express, in 24,000 Pages Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you that Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) has no known cure, is in the [brackets]:

Alaska to Release (Over 24,000 of) Palin’s E-Mails

[Oh boy! 24,000 Ditziness Hours! Freudenschade, baby!]

Are taxpayers going to get hit with the cost of translating them into English?

[They're looking for volunteers who read Palinese.]

I hope they expose this grifter for who she is once and for all

[E-Day is coming! Tomorrow she goes down!]

sarah palin’s e-mails: What to expect

[The end of Sarah Palin! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]

Misspellings and bitterness

A lot of wink smilies and frequent use of "ya betcha".

[ ;^) ]

this could be hugely embarrasing for Palin.

[It's the END, I tell you, the end!!]

Washington Post asks for help to investigate Palin emails.

[Get Journalist Pitt on the line. He could get a SCOOP!]

We should put together a Democratic Underground team. I want in on that action!


Sarah Palin is braced for the release of tens of thousands of pages of emails sent when she was governor of Alaska and which opponents say could damage a potential run for the White House.

[Braced for the damage! Oh, this will be gooooood!!!]

Which explains the timing of her bus tour. Fleece her followers quickly before they see what a total nitwit she is.

[TOTAL nitwit!! Yes! WOO-HOO!!!]

I'm popping popcorn, how about you?

[I'm popping the CHAMPAGNE, baby! WHEEEEEEE!!!!]

I have to admit a certain guilty anticipation of the level of insipid dumbness likely to be revealed. I believe they will be comedy gold.

[Comedy gold! I BELIEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!]

oooo fun fun fun

[Let the FUn begin!!!]

live blog for the Palin email release. The first emails are online now.

[The moment we've been waiting for!!!!]

It might be interesting to see a few good mooseburger recipes

[Yes, Mooselini in the kitchen! I love it! Oooh, I'm so excited!!]

It looks like the emails are Al Capone's vault. nothing there.

[Wha-aa??? WHAT?]

sounds like they really didn't find anything important in all these emails.

[Just unimportant stuff like a governor doing her job. What a letdown!]

m$nbc says it...'sarah palin emails will help smoking guns'

[Help her?? HELP her????]

Makes her look both like the victim AND just an ordinary gawd-fearin' governor. It's a win win for Sarah Palin.

[A win win. Hee! Hee!]

She's irrelevant.

[Irrelevant. That's why the East Coast newspapers airlifted 24,000 reporters to Juneau to cover this stuff.]

She has been playing the media like a fiddle.

[Don't fret. She's irrelevant, you know.]

Impact of released messages: Palin runs? The batch of emails long sought-after seem to have painted her in a positive light. It may even propel her into a candidacy. . . .

[Batch set her up.]

Her luck is unreal. . . .



Anonymous JK said...

"Her luck is unreal ..."


Could be. That's one possibility. Maybe she even signed a deal with the Devil? Maybe she IS the Devil?

Or ... wait for it ... maybe we could think about sticking with Occam's Razor. Maybe there's a simple explanation for the poor Dummies eternal disappointment. Ready for it?

Here it is: Maybe Palin is a relatively intelligent, hard-working, ambitious public servant who - whether you like her or her politics - actually tries to do her best?

Just tossin' out the possibility.

Ah, that's crazy talk. Like suggesting we went to the moon, or black CIA helicopters didn't demolish the world trade center.

One of the defining characteristics of a liberal is their amazing ability to ignore ALL evidence that runs contrary to their brainwashing.

It's FUnnie. But sad.

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

For all that is holy, Jk, stop with that crazy talk!

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she is just smart enough to know you can't use government software for personal business. At least, not a government. I would imagine the emails that the DUmmies would like to see are in her personal email. Even then, probably not much that would make any difference.

It isn't luck. It is being smart.

10:51 AM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Can you imagine how dumb you'd have to be for the DUmmies to be smarter than you? Would you even be able to breathe without someone telling you to?

10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well we know what the left has been up to as far as electronic communication goes.

Gotta love the projection. I wonder if they ever get tired of being wrong.

Johnny 5 is alive

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Gotta love the projection. I wonder if they ever get tired of being wrong.

Johnny 5 is alive

From what I've seen of Troglaman The Guttersnipe, the answer to that question is no.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

So Palin wasn't fibbing, according to you jerk-offs. She was telling the truth when she said Paul Revere was warning the British they'd better not try to take our arms. She was telling the truth when she said he was ringing bells.

Palin says he was doing both these things. But he wasn't.

But this what you've chosen to believe, you dumb motherfuckers. The fact that you're even considering this version of the truth is just another testament to how stupid you all are. It's friggin astonishing. It really is.

2:05 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

You know what I find interesting?

How the NY Times and the Washington Post decided to drop the mask and just admit what they are: propaganda arms of the Democrat party.

5:59 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"She was telling the truth when she said Paul Revere was warning the British they'd better not try to take our arms."

Absolutely, 100% correct.

"She was telling the truth when she said he was ringing bells."

That's not what she said. But she was absolutely 100% correct about bells being rung.

"Palin says he was doing both these things."

No she didn't

"But he wasn't."

He did warn the British.

"But this what you've chosen to believe, you dumb motherfuckers."

The only "dumb motherfucker" around here is you.

Really, try learning some American history before you embarrass yourself in front of the world.



Too late.

6:04 AM  
Anonymous JK said...

I see poor Troggie is embarrassing himself even more than usual.

Out of pity for the degree to which he just humiliated himself, I'll give him a gentle hint: your completely off-topic rant is also completely historically wrong and thoroughly debunked a week ago.

Google is your friend.

Eh. What would historians in Boston know about it?

Ha. Thanks, Troggie. You once again prove the maxim that there is no such thing as an educated liberal.

Now come back when you have a point that is on-topic. Even if its painfully wrong.

7:17 AM  
Anonymous JK said...

I'll just leave this here for the amusement of any passers-by, from the above link:

"In fact, Revere’s own account of the ride in a 1798 letter seems to back up Palin’s claim. Revere describes how after his capture by British officers, he warned them “there would be five hundred Americans there in a short time for I had alarmed the Country all the way up.”

Boston University history professor Brendan McConville said, “Basically when Paul Revere was stopped by the British, he did say to them, ‘Look, there is a mobilization going on that you’ll be confronting,’ and the British are aware as they’re marching down the countryside, they hear church bells ringing — she was right about that — and warning shots being fired. That’s accurate.”"


Oops. Troggie red in face.

7:19 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Sorry, JK, but Troglaman The Guttersnipe could only go red in the face from pounding down Everclear. He is just like Anthony Weiner - utterly shameless because of his ego. Anytime and every time Guttersnipe is faced with reality or a threat to his fantasy universe, he instantaneously begins to power-slam his head repeatedly up his ass and refuses to acknowledge anything but his fantasy world.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

You're sounding like a dumb mother fucker Troggy. Pick up a napkin and clean the egg off your face then read "Paul Revere's Ride" by historian David H. Fischer.

It appears Palin is smarter than you.

3:08 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

The way I describe it is that Revere pretty much told the Brits that they had just shoved their
c0ck into the meatgrinder.

9:44 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Yeah, pretty much...

"The British Regiments suffered 19 officers and 250 soldiers killed and wounded."

9:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Absolutely, 100% correct." laz

Well there you go. Sarah Palin's version of Paul Revere is correct.

I sincerely doubt most of you believe this. Or perhaps it's my own false hope that you don't. Either way, you're either pussies for allowing the mighty trog to fight your battles or you actually believe this shit. It's one or the other. Both alternatives make you all...a bunch of jerkoffs.

There you go. Troglalogic.

2:24 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Well there you go. Sarah Palin's version of Paul Revere is correct."


Which means you're an ignorant, uneducated asshole.



"The way I describe it is that Revere pretty much told the Brits that they had just shoved their
c0ck into the meatgrinder."

True, that.

We already knew that.

"Yeah, pretty much...

"The British Regiments suffered 19 officers and 250 soldiers killed and wounded.""

So, yep, you're an ignornat asshole.

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It appears that Palin is smarter than you." - E. Hubbard to the troglatard.
Elrond, five day old roadkill is smarter than the troglatard... even if his business card reads "Troglatard - Supergenius" Whenever he posts here, I am sure that his Pavlovian response is to open a little umbrella before the anvil of multiple reality-based posts lands on his head like an 80 kilo anvil.

5:08 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Troglatard - Soooopergeeeeneeyus"

9:38 AM  

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