Tuesday, May 31, 2011

DUmmies Embrace Lawyered Up Weiner

Clueless DUmmies are an absolute hoot! Virtually all RATIONAL people following the breaking Weinergate scandal understand that the reason why Anthony Weiner got himself lawyered up by "seeking the advice of counsel" on how to proceed understand that the real purpose is to only appear to be doing something about the supposed hacking of his Twitter account while avoiding having to report the "crime" to authorities which actually would be a crime. Notice that caveat about "rational" people. That definitely doesn't include the DUmmies who are so clueless as to believe that Weiner got himself lawyered up for the purpose of hunting down the supposed hacker as you can see in their THREAD, "Rep. Anthony Weiner Exploring Legal Action Over ‘Weinergate’ Fiasco." So let us now watch the utterly clueless DUmmies who believe that Weiner, like OJ, is really searching for the culprit in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the porno actress that Weiner Twitted with ever had scenes with the Hedgehog, is in the [brackets]:

Rep. Anthony Weiner Exploring Legal Action Over ‘Weinergate’ Fiasco

[Meanwhile OJ continues searching for the killer.]

Source: Raw Story

[Serving up Raw Weiner.]

Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner is consulting with his lawyers after it was reported that the New York congressman sent a racy photo to a female college student from Seattle via Twitter.

[Ben Burch is jealous.]

“We’ve retained counsel to explore the proper next steps and to advise us on what civil or criminal actions should be taken,” Weiner spokesman Dave Arnold told The Daily Caller in an email. “This was a prank. We are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional advice."

[Did Sarah Palin need to retain counsel to tell her to report to authorities that her email account was hacked?]

Weiner has claimed that his Facebook account was hacked and that, while the photo did appear on his Twitter feed, he did not send it. The photo shows a man’s erect penis outlined in a pair of tight boxer briefs. The photo was first published by Andrew Breitbart’s BigGovernment.

[I say it was erection fraud because a sock was stuffed down those boxer briefs.]

An analysis of a screenshot of the congressman’s yFrog account, which was published by BigGovernment, shows the image was manipulated, according to the progressive blog DailyKos. The screenshot was allegedly altered to make it appear that the racy photo was associated with Rep. Weiner’s account. Another DailyKos blogger has suggested that nearly the entire incident was fabricated by a conservative Twitter user.

[So the next obvious step is to contact the authorities for an investigation. Right, Weiner? Hello? Are you there Weiner? So far no such call from his lawyers. Just a lot of smoke and mirrors that the DUmmies completely buy into but that's why they are called "DUmmies." Speaking of which, let us now watch the clueless DUmmies hilariously buy into the supposed resolve by Weiner & his lawyers to bring the "culprit" to justice...]


[When the TRUTH is finally revealed, DUmmie no_hypocrisy will be posting NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!]

Bring the FBI in and find out who and how the account was hacked.
Then prosecute to the fullest extent. Anything less is just letting them get away with it.

[Why do I get the feeling that DUmmie ChrisBorg is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

GOOD ! These phonies need to fear the LAW!

[A certain phony Weiner fears contacting the LAW!]

Go Anthony Go! ...do it, do it, do it... Track down this scum and launch everything you can against them.

[Launch those boomerangs!!!]

Good. It wasn't a joke and it wasn't funny. It was a deliberate attempt to destroy the career of an articulate Democrat.

[It wasn't a joke but it is most definitely FUnnie. And the FUnniest part will be watching the DUmmies hit by a strong dose of Freudenschade when the truth finally comes out.]

Perhaps it is time for Breitbart to go to jail

[Breitbart will be indicted in just 24 business hours.]

Agreed. And, just this once, I wouldn't yell if the arresting officers roughed him up a bit.

[How about if they rough up the person filing a FALSE report?]

Sue the Hell Out of Them!!!

[But under no condition file an actual complaint with authorities. Just lawyer up and blow a lot of meaningless smoke which fools ONLY the DUmmies.]

THIS WAS NOT A PRANK. IT WAS FRAUD DESIGNED TO TAKE THE CONGRESSMAN DOWN. Sorry for yelling, but I am sick and tired and tired and sick of people treating these goons as pranksters.

[DUmmie Deminks is definitely a candidate for a mental meltdown when the truth outs.]

ABSO-F*CKING-LUTELY! And yeah, deminks, I join you in SHOUTING at the top of my lungs!!!!!!! We ALL should be shouting!!!

This was NO prank. This was deliberate because evidently somebody in the bad-guy contigent regards him as a pretty effective threat. He does speak out a lot and make a tremendous amount of sense. He's one of our leading lights now. And they would LOVE to discredit him and make his life miserable. So he's doing the exactly-correct thing: turning the tables and discrediting THEM and making THEIR lives miserable. That's the only way to fight these bastards. Because up til now they've been able to do this with no consequences whatsoever.

[DUmmie calimary is going to go down hard. BUT WAIT! Her primal scream isn't quite over yet.]

And if you don't fight, either because you think you don't want to give the scandal any oxygen (yeah, sure, with THIS adversarial "media" nowadays - look what "rising above it" and "not dignifying it with a response" did for John Kerry after he was swiftboated!), or you just don't want to get into the mud or you just don't have the stomach for it, it WILL be perceived in many quarters as being true. "Well, he's not saying anything about it. He isn't denying it. His camp is being awfully quiet about it these days. Hmmm. Must be something to it, then."

NO. You get your ass out there in public and make as big a noise about it as possible, and fight it as hard as you can, and speak out as hard as you can, and DEFEND YOURSELF!!!! Shirley Sherrod took far too long. Her FIRST and IMMEDIATE reflect should have been to call in the lawyers - as many of them as she could afford. Before anyone felt they had to take time and look at it fully and otherwise jerk off and waste precious days. The FIRST thing she should have done was to lawyer up. People in this country like fighters. Whether for good or bad. They have more respect for people who yell and scream and make a stink, regardless whether there's any justification. I mean, look what it did for the teabaggers! Even to this very day. Maybe 20 of 'em show up at some lame-ass "rally" and yet they get coverage up the ying-yang! Too many Americans just like and approve of the sound and fury. So our side needs to start making some! ESPECIALLY when we have PLENTY of justification! If you take the so-called high road, you're regarded these days as a wuss, a wimp, spineless, and probably also guilty of whatever shit the bad guys are trying to throw at you. You HAVE TO respond, and the sooner the better!!!

I hope he goes all the way with this, and doesn't decide after looking at it that there's nothing worth doing except issuing one of those fabulous :eyes: "strongly-worded letters." Which the bad guys will just take to the bathroom to use for toilet paper.

[Trust me, DUmmie calimary, that is the WHOLE purpose of Weiner lawyering up...to avoid reporting this "crime" to authorities. Oh, and to what address may we send you a DUFU butterfly net when the TRUTH finally outs? And for those of you who have not had enough of DUmmie calimary's hilarious primal scream, here is an encore...]

We need to fight a LOT harder, a LOT meaner, and yes, even a lot dirtier. Nobody EVER said politics was a clean business. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just being naive in this day and age. And unfortunately, as much as we would wish it to be otherwise, naivete doesn't win elections.

[Um, I think we better include a leather strap for her to bite down upon along with that butterfly net.]

The person who hacked Palin's emails was prosecuted and got a sentence, so whoever did this should have to obey the rules.

[Are you noticing Weiner in the wings signalling you to SHUT UP?]

You cannot make "jokes" like this in today's political climate. He should absolutely pursue this.

[Including filing a criminal complaint with the authorities. Why won't I be a bit surprised if he neglects to do so "on advice of counsel."]

we're for Weiner! Go, Anthony, we're behind you

[And Weiner is behind you.]

Exploring Legal Action" That won't take more than a few years

[A Kewpie Doll to that skeptical DUmmie.]

If Weiner is not in anyway guilty Then he is doing exactly what someone has needed to do to Brietbart for a long time - hoist him on his own petard.

[That's a massive "IF" there.]

What I don't understand is... why they are only considering legal action? This hack was a serious breach of a sitting member of congress. The FBI/Secret Service should have been contacted immediately and any evidence retained. I would have thought it would be automatic, that when a member of congress reports being hacked that there are protocols in place that just happen whether someone wants to pursue things or not. Twitter should have been notified immediately as well so that they could assist (which didn't happen since he never lost his "verified" status as occurs in the case of hacks). This should be investigated and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[You have just witnessed an act of DUmmieland suicide by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Sue, Rep. Weiner, sue.

[Did he send a Weiner pic to a girl named Sue too?]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Republican congressman sends inappropriate photo to female staffer: resigns from office.
Democrat congressman sends inappropriate photo to female staffer: proclaimed a victim and stays in office.
If it weren't for double standards, Commucrats would have no standards at all.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...


Cue the Beavis and Butthead video.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he going to also help OJ find the real killer?

5:49 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Last night I shot an elephant in my boxer shorts and how he got in my boxer shorts I'll never know."

-Groucho Marx

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I remember the few Dodger games I went to in the 90s some people would taunt Daryl Strawberry by chanting "Daryl, Daryl..." over & over again. I think that needs to be done at any given press conference Anthony Weiner is at. "Weiner, Weiner..."

6:37 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...


Was it a hack or was it a prank?

Was it a prank or was it a hack?

"HEY! You got hack on my prank!"

"And you got prank on on my hack!"

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Excellent idea Corona

6:52 PM  

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