"THEY" are bringing down Edwards and Weiner!: The Sequel

EDWARDS-WEINER 2012

CHEATY AND TWEETY
THE TOTAL PACKAGE

WEEKEND UPDATE:

Sometimes more posts--entertaining posts--show up on a DUmmie thread after we've DUFUed it. Like in the DUmmie thread from our previous DUFU (which see). So, for example, responding to the question, "Who is 'they'?" we have this post . . .

The coporate/fascist/media cabal that wants to destroy the last vestiges of democracy. Duh.

[DUh. The corporate fascist media CONTROLS cabal television!]

The reporters swarming Weiner was a ridiculous sight.

[So was Weiner's . . . well, "tweeter."]

If people really cared their would have been riots in the streets and gun battles between the Dems and Pubs all over America after Bush v Gore.

[It's not too late! DUmmies, arise! Hit the streets! Man the barricades! DUAC! DUAC!]

If the Dade County storm troopers in 2000 had been beaten back with baseball bats, this whole decade might have turned out differently.

["Dade County" storm troopers? No, Perfect ROVIAN Storm Troopers! BWAHAHAHA!]

We just don't seem to have the will to fight.

[But you DO have the will--Will Pitt! Draft the Pied Piper to lead you into battle! He's not doing anything else at the moment. Look, the Pittster stood up next to a mountain, he stood in a ditch with fire ants, and he stood up to drunken Bruins fans as a bouncer at Bukowski's! There's your man! Battle-tested, ready to lead your DUmmie troops!]

Ewards and Weiner??? John Edwards is a sleazeball whom the department of justice has charged with using campaign contributions to try to cover his sleaziness. He brought it on himself. . . . Anthony Weiner? It remains to be seen what the story is there, but he has done nothing to help himself . . . if Weiner has these pictures and has tweeted them to young ladies then he put himself in this embarrassing position. . . .

[One Kewpie Doll, coming up! Let's see, we'll send it to . . . DUmmie JazzQuipster. By the way, DUmmie JazzQuipster, I notice you only have a grand total of seven posts in DUmmieland. . . . Hmmmm. . . . Oh, well, let's see what the next person has to say . . .]

Go back to freeperville - you'll be much more comfortable there.

[Are you suggesting that DUmmie JazzQuipster is a . . . is a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL???]

Sorry I didn't fall into line and make excuses for poor, misunderstood John Edwards, or defenseless Anthony Weiner. I guess I just have an old-fashioned belief that politicians should be held accountable for their actions regardless of whether I agree with their politics or not. Odd that in your view, that makes me a liar and propagandist.

[OH-oh! Prepare for tombstoning, DUmmie JazzQuipster!]

Thank you for the "warm welcome" to democraticunderground. Actually I've been visiting the site for years. Recently I signed up in order to comment and what do you know, right off the bat you have accused me of being a freeper, a spreader of foxnation and hate-radio propaganda.

[Aa-OO-ga! Aa-OO-ga! Mayday! Mayday! Lock! Ban! Delete! Lock! Ban! Delete!]

And why, because I think politicians should be held to account for their actions.

[NO! NO! Only RETHUGLICANS can be held to account for their actions! Everything else is a plot against progressives! STOP this man! STOP this man!!!]