Saturday, December 11, 2010

Big Dog meets Little Obowwow: Clinton-Obama presser has DUmmies howling!

As if things couldn't be more stressful over in DUmmieland, now the denizens of Democratic Underground have TWO Democrat presidents to be angry at! President Obama invited former president Bill Clinton to the White House Friday, for a press conference to help sell the Obama Tax Cuts for the Evil Rich. So now the DUmmies are howling at BOTH "Big Dog" and the new pup, Bark Obowwow.

Tonight there are SCADS of threads to choose from on this, in both
General Discussion: Presidency THREADS and General Discussion THREADS (too many to link individually).

Meanwhile, the other hot topic is the hero worship being accorded to filibustering Sen. Bernie Sanders, the SOCIALIST from the People's Republic of Vermont. Imagine, two DEMOCRAT Presidents being BLASTED, and a SOCIALIST senator being LIONIZED, on DEMOCRATIC Underground! Skinner and EarlG must either be about to go into "Locking" mode or else they've just given up!

So let us witness the POUNDING being given right now to Big Dog and Little Obowwow, in Rabid-Response Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, crying "Release the hounds!", is in the {brackets]:

Bill Clinton's Coming To The White House

[Hide the interns!]

Maybe the Secretary of State forgot her heart-healthy sack lunch

[Maybe Hilly and Billy want a little afternoon delight, a little nookie. . . . Eeeewww! Bad mental image there!]

I bet the WH will want Bill to go and seduce or bully the Dems who are revolting. . . .

[Isn't that all of them?]

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval office!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

Clinton endorses tax deal following Oval Office powwow with Obama

[Powwow with Obowwow.]

Obama and Big Dog on MSNBC now!

Obama has left Bill to 'speak' alone.

[The teleprompter must be on the fritz.]

it makes Obama look devastatingly weak

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

It's weird! BO just standing next to Bill with a sillly grin on his face. It's like he brought his big brother to school to take on the bully.

[Black presidents gots to stand together!]

Now BO has left the room! Big Dog continues presser.

I bet Obama went offstage and threw up. This has got to be so humiliating for him!

[Barack Ovomit, Repuke.]

who advises the president? did they think this makes him look smart and strong?

[I think it was the brainstorm of that new adviser--oh, what is his name again? Grove! Kurt Grove!]

A scary thought. A President in over his head?

[It's above his pay grade.]

Can you imagine the 'phone call? "Hi Bill, are you busy this afternoon? I need you to sell my tax bill for me - they won't listen to me."

["A microphone? In the White House? And people there to listen to me and take my picture? Shoot, Ah am SO there!]

Obama ditches the Tax Cut presser to go spend time with Michelle!

[OK, the thought of Bill and Hillary was bad enough, but this. . . .]

Who is the president again?

[Clinton, Bush, Obama--same difference.]

I question the wisdom of leaving the room and leaving Bill Clinton in charge. . . .

[Keep an eye on the silverware!]

I wouldn't leave my wife waiting either. Even the president should think twice before standing up his wife.

[Especially a wife with shouders like the First Wookie. Yeah, I suppose you think Barry got that fat lip from "basketball"? Ha!]

I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

["The era of Barry Government is over. . . ."]

It is completely surreal to see Bill Clinton standing in front of the White House insignia, calling on reporters, having them call him Mr. President, and then hear them address policy questions to him like he's still in office. You can tell he loves every second of it, too. . . .

[The Ego has landed.]

We have a lot of stuff, and much of it is at crisis level. But the chickens still elect Colonel Sanders - and NOT Bernie Sanders. "Stuck on stupid"

[Kentucky Fried Stupid.]

Can I borrow your gun?

[Wee Willie Pitt weighs in. Apparently he's ready for armed revolt.]

Will, are you drinking tonight? you are making ZERO sense.

[Which of those two things would be out of the ordinary?]

The world didn't come to the end, Satan did not sprout out of Cheney's stomach (like we all thought) and Bush did not usher into a demonic celebration of the planet. Time to have a drink, smoke a joint, do some f***ing yoga, and chill the f*** out for f***s sake.

[It's just a joint f***in' press conference.]

What is the over under on how long Clinton stands at the White House podium. . .he ain't leaving. .

[A Bridge to the 22nd Century.]

Sock it to 'em Big Dog! Take that 'progressives'.

[Sic 'em, Big Dog!]


[In the doghouse with ya!]

Isn't Bill Clinton a dog whistling racist, race baiter?

[Bill Clinton is a MASTER baiter.]




Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Ya gotta admit, that was a pretty sorry performance by the 'BamaPrompTer.

He knew he was outclassed, outshone, and second-rate, and all he could do was run to mommy.

Can't keep Michelle waiting, huh?


6:18 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

[The Ego has landed.]

Simply brilliant!

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was howling watching that press conference, too. My sides still hurt from laughing so hard. I don't think I've ever seen political theater go so horribly wrong.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People felt safe under Slick Willy? Why? Twin Towers first attack, OK City, USS Cole, embassy blow up . . . just to name a few. Restricted intelligence sharing between the FBI and the CIA leading to 9/11.

Where do these people leave their brains?

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh good America finally pulled it's first string President and put in their second string President. How unPrecedented.

Am I dreaming?
What's going on here?

"The world didn't come to the end, Satan did not sprout out of Cheney's stomach (like we all thought) and Bush did not usher into a demonic celebration of the planet. Time to have a drink, smoke a joint, do some f***ing yoga, and chill the f*** out for f***s sake."

PITTS ON MEDS!!! That's the most sense I've ever heard from that guy.

He's wrong of course about the current situation but heh at least he's figured out he's in the asylum and not running it.

Somebody call Master Lock we're gonna need some help here.

Johnny 5 is alive

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might have been misreading who said what as far as Pitt is concerned.

Johnny 5 is alive

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh good America finally pulled it's first string President and put in their second string President."
Sorry, but we don't have a "first-string" President. All we have is His Majesty, the Annointed Won, Healer of Planets, Reducer of Sea Levels, Lightworker, Reader of the First Teleprompter, Ear Leader for Life, Barak Hussein Soetero, uh Obama. And when his communication to us ill educated rubes failed, on top of his failure to communicate to the enlightened far left wing of the Commucrat Party, he called in the impeached former Horndog in Chief. Thanks a lot, you fiddy-twoers.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't blame the demos on this one...they should be mad at this limp wrist they elected.

But if they challenge him in the primaries, they're doomed.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Quick, hide the interns!

Bill looked comfortable and at home behind the lectern and before the Presidential shield. I half expected him to announce he had re-assumed office.

The news conference was the strangest political theater I have ever seen. Obama looked weak, confused and dithering...lots of bad people around the world have taken notice.

It was a bad week for the Bamster, Congressional liberals were heard muttering "Fuck the President", something they never said about George Bush. Obama could only reply "Fuck me? Fuck all of you!"
before storming off the podium.

Press Secretary Gibbs promised a swift and massive response if anymore F-Bombs were hurled at he Chief Executive.

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Even the DUmmies admit it, Bill's the Big Dog, Obama's just a leg humping poodle.

Hillary, I'm certain, has taken note of this turn of events. Bill cannot run for President again, but the Secretary of State is available if the Bamster keeps stumbling.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Hillary wants to run again. The Democrats kind of turned into a drunken frat boy party and trashed the place. Hillary wasn't invited, but now that they're desperate, they'll ask her to come over and try to clean up the damage? I think on some level that image will resonate negatively with Hillary and she will instead prefer to just continue her global work with women and girls. She might try to help the Dem party out, but I doubt she'll put herself through another presidential campaign for a party that pretty much stabbed her in the back.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Paul Heinzman said...

"Maybe the Secretary of State forgot her heart-healthy sack lunch"

Charles, if that comment weren't in Bolshevik Red, I'd swear it was one of yours.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

Funny how this (fake brown people attack in Sweden) comes just as sweden *SPIT* is coming under pressure from the usa to get Mr Wikileaks to sweden so that he can be extradited......OF COURSE CHENEY HAS a hand in it to keep the fear going!!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Thanks for that insight Kay. By the way, Alan Grayson called, he wants his lithium prescription back.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a nice little room for Kay, with padded walls, pastel colors, and pretty crayons to eat ... er, color with.

And a very kindly nurse comes in once a day to give Kay her "candy" that makes her feel better.

7:47 PM  

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