Wednesday, August 19, 2009

DUmmies dropping Obama if he drops public option

"Pull the plug."

The DUmmies are SEETHING! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS! And it was none other than Mr. Hopey-Changey himself. Apparently, he's changing his mind on the "public option" and hoping his Marxist base won't mind too much. Well, think again, bunkie!

Here's the deal: As he sees his poll numbers tanking, Emperor Zero is waking up and smelling the tea leaves. America may not be quite ready for full-blown, government-run, socialized health care just yet. But the DUmmies are! And if Obama drops the public option, they may just drop him! That's been the buzz in our DUmmie Ant Farm this week, in multiple threads, such as this
THREAD and this THREAD, both bearing the news story title, "White House appears ready to drop 'public option.'"

So get out your blood-pressure cuff and let's see if the DUmmies are ready to stroke out, in Bolshevik Red, while the calm commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--wondering if, since laughter is the best medicine, ObamaCare will FUnd the DUmmie FUnnies--is in the [Barackets]:

White House appears ready to drop 'public option'

[DUmmieland appears ready to drop 'nuclear option' on White House]

If this is the case, I wash my hands of the all the Dems that vote for a bill and sign it into law.

[DUmmies washing their hands is always a good thing.]

Obama is ready to toss any public option and go for local (ineffective) health co-ops. If this administration has anything to stand for, now is the time. Or has it already passed??!!?

[The chicken has flown the co-op.]

The Administration might be sending out trial balloons or they really are disorganized, or ??

[And these are the people you want to have running national health care???]

why can't Obama or Biden storm into the House and Senate and read them the riot act like LBJ did?

[Hardscrabble Joe could run down to the Home Depot and pick up a 2 x 4 as "persuasion."]

Was out for a bit but now I'm back, as my rising blood pressure will attest!

[Get in line! Blood-pressure screenings are backed up till February.]

This is so sad. Words just fail me right now.

[So let your hair down and go on and cry.]

Why can't they make Medicare the public option? Allow anyone to be part of Medicare. . . . Seems reasonable unless I'm missing something.

[How about like 16 trillion dollars to pay for the dang thing?]

This tells me MORE of how I will vote next time round than anything else out there. It's all about winning. Well let me clue you folks in Washington in about something--you will NOT win without the grass roots. You simply will not. So take your hollow victory that you are planning on and shove it up your f*cking @sses.

[The 'benburch option.']

Our turn to show up angry at town halls


I agree, we've been too nice. It IS our turn to be heard!


Therein lies the rub. we've ALL been gobsmacked.

[OK, cancel the revolt.]

Yup, sucks to be us now


but I believed Obama - that he is a different kind of politician let down again ... naive .... never believe a politician again


Will this make Obama a lame duck president?

[Will this make the DUmmies do a lame DUAC?]

Well, he did say he was willing to be a one termer over health reform. If they dump the public option, then one term is more than he deserves.


I can't believe we were betrayed so easily and so early in his term.


It will take a national strike. period.

[Not One D*mn Doctor Day!]

there were three calls for strikes in the years of bush. I participated in each one of them... and they failed because people would not, could not be bothered. So yes, I am done...

[Three strikes and you're out.]

well reality is that once we have a call for another one I will stupidly participate knowing full well that it is me and two other idiots who are truly committed to change. . . .

[The other two idiots called and said they can't make it.]

My wife and I have been "on strike" since 2004. In 2006 we Cashed Out all IRAs, sold all Stocks and bought property in The Woods.

["The Woods"--is that like a gated community or something?]

We don't buy anything NEW and grow a good percentage our our food.

[The 'cannabis option.']

I'm still a few years away from Medicare, but I will NOT buy "Health Insurance" from a For Profit Corporation even if mandated to do so. F*ck Them. My "Health Insurance" will remain a pistol in the mouth until then.

[Better dead than Med!]

Sanders in 2012!!

[Socialism you can believe in!!]

God bless Bernie Sanders!

[God bless Vladimir Lenin! . . . Well, except for the 'God' part. . . .]

Blame Harry Reid. . . . he has proved to be incompetent. We need to start a campaign to have him replaced.

[It's the Al Franken Decade!]


Anonymous PWT said...

It would be great if someone could photoshop the photo to make Mr. Obama's shadow appear to be the shadow of the Grim Reaper.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Krazy Kat said...

"...I will not buy 'Health Insurance' from a For Profit Corporation even if mandated to do so. F*ck Them. My Health Insurance' will remain a pistol in the mouth."

Wow! There's crazy then there's F'n crazy.

Doctor: "Mr. Dummie, you have a hernia that will require surgery on an out-patient basis."

Dummie: BLAMMO!

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"...I will not buy 'Health Insurance' from a For Profit Corporation even if mandated to do so. F*ck Them. My Health Insurance' will remain a pistol in the mouth."

In other words: I do not have health insurance because I dont want to pay for it. I want Troglaman and others that are as rich as he is to pay taxes through the nose so I can have it "free"

What an asshole.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That popcorn sound in the background is the sound of Moonbat head exploding....


5:14 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Dummies never need health care. They never leave Mommie's basement to contract anything. About the most that can happen is they'll trip and hurt themselves over the mile high pizza boxes.

6:13 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Dummies never need health care." stupid susie

Wrong. She's being stupidly ironic. Mommie's basement and all that. Susie loves this metaphor.

So when anyone says "Dummies never need health care" they're full of shit. It's a stupid statement. Susie's just proving she's a tool. She loves to swallow.

Bring out your guns and Bibles, susie. Stay up all night. We'll get you yet.

12:29 AM  
Blogger Barco Sin Vela II said...

"The Woods" is/was a upper middle class gated community in Jacksonville Florida.

No solicitors, no vagrants and no po' folks allowed.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"why can't Obama or Biden storm into the House and Senate and read them the riot act like LBJ did?"-DUmmie

Because then they may be asked to read them the bill too. Spooky.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


Troglaman sez: Stay up all night. We'll get you yet.

Be afraid, Toggy and his bong sucking, potty mouthed minions are after you. Clenched fists on limp wrists.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I am laughing so hard, I can't stand it. I am in such good company when the trogster calls me names. It just makes my day. I don't know about that idiot, but I have a job; I can't stay up late. You know trogster, that four letter word, Joe "plugs" Biden mentioned not too long ago. Do you suppose troggy has a family? I can't imagine any human being having to live with him. He's always grumpy and potty mouthed. Must be a drag being him. Such a pity.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's another stack of Legos troggy.
Go ahead little man, take them apart.
Yes, you can take them down to the basement to work on.


5:06 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It just makes my day. I don't know about that idiot, but I have a job; I can't stay up late." poor susie

Pussy. See, I have a job too. And I play music. I, unlike you, can do two things at once. Pay my way and have fun. Who's the idiot? That'd be you, susie. Oh wait, I forgot that you're keeping vigilance on your front porch in light of the coming invasion. Guns and Bibles, I remember. So while your contemplating the Zen-like paradox of "guns and Bibles", I'm contemplating Guns and Roses. Fundamental difference. I'd rather be me.

12:19 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Pull the plug." PJinc

Okay, Einsteins. Tell me when our foreign born prez said he'd like to set up the death-panels and pull the plug on grandma. Let's hear just one hard-boiled fact. One quote. Something.

You won't be able to produce one. But you'll believe it anyway cause you're all a bunch of cucumbers. You can't NOT believe it.

And more of you need to show up at town meetings with an assault rifle. Pistol strapped to your belt. When I saw that guy in Arizona my inner homo went fucking nuts. I'll bet that guy was hung like a goddamn mule. Or an Anthem CEO (and I know you love getting love-piped by those motherfuckers).

What to do?

12:59 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Troggy, I don't believe you have a band. I think you're making that up to make yourself look oh so cool. I believe your Mom got you "Guitar Hero" for Christmas and that is what you're referring to. Music is one of the most beautiful things in this world, and you're not about beauty. You're all ugliness.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


You're all ugliness.

When considering troglaman, it helps if you imagine a tiny creature inflating its gas bladder to intimidate passers-by.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You're right, EH, an old gasbag.

11:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was in a band once, too. Now I'm an adult.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Yeah, I was in a band once, too. Now I'm an adult." dumbfuck anon

Then it must follow that adults don't play music. Of course they don't.



Besides anon, if you were in a band once, and aren't in one now...then you can't play shit.

Oh wait. I forgot. You're an adult now.

And you still can't play shit, loser.

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

You sound bitter troggy, that band of yours still playing Holiday Inns and bar mitzvahs? It must suck to be an aging hippie.

9:57 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You sound bitter troggy" elrond

Trust me. Anon can't play anything but "Gloria" and "Louie Louie" and maybe "Dust on the Water" without consuming a half-rack of BudLight then throwing up.

But then he became and adult.

In case you might not know, your 2-year old chimp could play "Gloria" and "Louie Louie" without consuming a half-rack of BudLight and throwing up.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Maybe Anon can't play "Gloria" or "Louie, Louie" sober but, after a case of Bud, he does a smokin' hip-hop version of "Les Indes Galantes".

12:58 PM  

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