Tuesday, March 10, 2009

DUmmies Continue Blind Support of Hugo Chavez

DUmmies are more than happy to support any sort of tax supported blasphemy, including the infamous "Piss Christ," exhibit. However, such support quickly terminates if it opposed by one of the leftwing demagogues they admire such as Hugo Chavez. Since Chavez fancies himself a devout "liberation theology" type in which he believes that Jesus was "the first communist," Chavez will at times take positions at odds with normal DUmmie attitudes such as opposing a "Bodies Revealed" exhibition as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Chavez takes moral high ground, closes 'Bodies Revealed'." Suddenly such a closure is just fine for the DUmmies. Why? Not for any moral reasons but strictly because it is what their hero Hugo wants. So let us now watch the DUmmies praise the actions of their Dear Leader in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Hugo will also close the Li'l Beaver art exhibit, is in the [brackets]:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’s closure of the “Bodies Revealed” exhibition of dissected human cadavers and subsequent confiscation of the bodies is perhaps the strongest government reaction yet to the worldwide trend for the traveling art and science shows that have been seen by millions.

Chavez called the exhibition a sign of worldwide “moral decomposition,” adding to criticism of similar shows by the Roman Catholic church in Canada and controversy over the origin of the bodies when an exhibit arrived in New York. One academic cited Dante’s Inferno to describe the “Body World” exhibit as “Dead Body Porn.”

[It's okay now to oppose this exhibit, Troglaman. Our beloved Hugo Chavez is against it so that makes it okay to close it down.]

Chavez is a fervent Christian and frequently makes reference to Jesus Christ, who he says was the “first socialist.”

[Yeah, a fervent believer in "liberation theology" in which Jesus would be the "first Fidelista."]

At times he shows a morally conservative side declaring himself a feminist but speaking out against abortion, which is illegal in Venezuela except in cases of a threat to the life of a pregnant woman.

[Oh, and now okay to oppose abortion only because Hugo is also opposed. Now to watch most of the DUmmies fall into line...]

it's their country, they can do what they want.

[The DUmmie stamp of approval but only because Hugo did it.]

dissected human cadavers "riding" a skateboard is ghoulish art

[A DUmmie declares himself offended by the exhibit...after being given the okay by Hugo.]

There will be Chavez bashing articles for the next two weeks
because Lula from Brazil is going to be the go between Obama and Chavez on the 14th. This is just one of the latest.

[A DUmmie offers a rationale for the article.]

Remind me again why we hate him? His people don't seem to hate him.

[Stated a Venezuelan people conjuring DUmmie.]

He had fun mocking Dubya, but I always thought that was going after low hanging fruit, if you know what I mean. And he saber rattled as much as * did at times but then he's doing a lot of the things I'd like to see happen here. As well, we're both socialists, me newly minted, him probably not so much. Except for his publicity seeking, I'm inclined to like him.

[We're both socialists so no matter what Chavez does, it's all okay.]

When I drill down, although he does have a big mouth most of the "publicity seeking" is him being dragged into headlines because some monied interest wants to smear him ahead of a vote or a conference. The BFEE HATES him. I'm surprised he's still alive, in all honesty.

[Oh, so Hugo is being "smeared." So what's your excuse for presenting yourself as a blind worship idiot?]

Worse than the lowest of horror movies. Hurrah for Chavez on
behalf of all the silenced critics and Human Rights activists who have attempted to speak out on this pornographic monstrosity.

[And if Bush had opposed this very same exhibit you would have been screaming about censorship.]

As I said, had I known all this, I wouldn't have gone to the exhibit. As a nurse, though, I had never gotten the chance to be in a human anatomy lab so this was really helpful to me to see all the parts I visualized actually together. I won't say I learned something new, but it was a fresh perspective on things.

[You enjoyed the exhibit before but now that Hugo Chavez opposes it, so are you. Love that independent thinking on your part.]

Chavez - just another idiot that thinks he knows what morality is. When he doesn't have a clue.


Chavez may go really wrong. But he has been so distorted in our media and for a purpose, the American public may never really know who he is or what he's about.

[So this may all be a misunderstanding because of distortion?]

How long will you support Chavez? Things are about to get real ugly real fast in Venezuela.... will you still approve his every action as his motives and methods become more clear?


The thing is, he can't do this for religious reasons. Venezuela is a secular democracy.

[What Hugo wants, Hugo gets.]


Blogger Tazzerman said...

Fuck Chavez. Hey Hugo baby, do you want to explain the morality of your supporing the FARC?

Over the past few DECADES, they've been involved in bombings, murder, mortar attacks, narcotrafficking, kidnapping, extortion, hijacking, as well as guerrilla and conventional military action, all in the name of communist ideology so I guess THAT makes it alright.

Fuck Chavez

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the pantheon of manly, dangerous, strongman dictators, Chavez comes slightly after Chrissy "Tingles, the Clown" Matthews, and just before Pee-Wee Herman.

Why this feckless buttmunch is given anything but heaps of scorn, derision, and derision-flavored scorn is a complete mystery to me.

His destiny is to be beaten to death and hung by his feet in a burned out gasoline station (see: Mussolini, Benito - Last days of). Doubtless he will do it with much less class though.

Wasting any time on this fourth-rate assclown is just dumb.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's fun to watch DUmmies go through all sorts of intellectual contortions to justify Chavez's censorship. There was opposition to the exhibit when it traveled through the U.S. but no politician shut it down. If one had, these same dolts would be screaming bloody murder.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's fun to watch DUmmies go through all sorts of intellectual contortions to justify...

...just about anything. :)

Irrationality is horrifyingly fascinating no mater which faction it comes from.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"[It's okay now to oppose this exhibit, Troglaman. Our beloved Hugo Chavez is against it so that makes it okay to close it down.]" PJ Inc

What the...?

Oh, of course! You're referring to the gazillion things I've said about "our beloved Hugo Chavez" over the years. Goddamn. Those were the good old days, weren't they?

elrond, remember the time when I claimed Hugo's schlong couldn't fit in your brain case. HA HA HA. I thought you were going to blow a gasket.

Then there was the time I asked Classic..."who would you love to have a beer and taco with?" Believe it or not, Ricky Martin. My fantasy "beer and taco" moment, obviously, involved being curled up with my beloved Hugo. Classic answered with a 15000 word manifesto which ended exalting the gun-cleaning and health benefits of hydrogenated lard.

And I'm sure none of you bastards can forget the mighty troglamatic war cry: "HUGO!!!NOT YUGO!!!" You guys all had grand mal seizures. It was one of the happiest days of my life.

Thanks for the memories, PJ Inc.

12:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

t-man you've GOT to quit eating those magic mushrooms!

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CL: You know Hugo?

t-man: Hugo who?

CL: Hugo Fokyerself

12:06 PM  

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